Me: (comes in) I'm back!
SC Cast: YOU FORGOT TO TAKE US HOME!
Me: Really? Oh yeah, so THAT was what I was forgetting! ^^ Heh heh, sorry!
SC Cast: -_-
Me: Oh, suck it up, guys! First review is from Amuto4ev3r!
ahahaha this is hilariouS!
i dare ikuto to not smirk or get angry at all for the rest of the year.
then to get amu cling onto kuukai like a spoiled brat xD
Me: Thank you!
Ikuto: Good, for once, my dare isn't that bad.
Me: You wouldn't be saying that when you suddenly have the urge to smirk and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to help it when you get angry because of upcoming dares.
Ikuto: Maybe you should have more faith in me.
Me: Wow. Tsukiyomi Ikuto just asked for someone to have faith in him. Are you okay, dude?
Ikuto: -_-
Me: You guys have been making the '-_-' face a lot…
Amu: …WAAHHHH! KUKAI! (clings onto Kukai like a spoiled brat)
Kukai: (sweatdrops) Uh, Hinamori…
Me: Amu, you're really lucky that your fans aren't here to see this. On second thought, maybe I'll call them right now and say that the 'cool n' spicy' Hinamori Amu is acting like a spoiled brat.
Amu: (stops clinging onto Kukai) Don't you dare tell them about this.
Me: Geez, I was only joking. God. Anyways, the next review is from Robbins!
YEP! You're a pro!
Can you include these dares in the next chap?
~Make Nagi call Rima :Chibi , Devil , Midget and anything you can think of for the rest of the next chapter! (Muz be evil!)
~Nagi! Burn gag comics in front of Rima!
~Kairi , Charanari with RAN!
~Kuukai , CHARANARI with SUU!
~(Not really a dare...) Kuukai and Amu mut act like SUPER DUPER UPER CLOSE siblings/twins. If Ikuto gets the wrong idea and tries anything to stop them , ask Amu to kiss Kuukai :p
~I dare Ikuto to walk around inside a container filled with water! (Not sure how it happens..but yeah..)
~Make Ikuto's hair PINK!
Me: ROFL These dares are good… (smiles evilly) And thank you!
SC Cast except Ikuto, Utau & Rima: (scared)
Me: Don't worry! These are the following people whom will NOT suffer:
Yaya
Utau
Tadase (sadly)
Yaya: (sighs happily in relief)
Utau: Good.
Tadase: (also sighs in relief then realizes something) Wait, what do you mean by 'sadly'?
Me: (ignores Tadase) These are the following people whom will SORT OF suffer:
Nagi
Kairi
Amu
Nagihiko: Well, at least it's only 'sort of'.
Amu: I guess…
Kairi: I have no comment.
Me: These are the people whom will suffer NEUTRALLY:
Rima
Kukai
Rima: …No comment.
Kukai: WHY ME?
Me: This is the person whom will suffer A LOT:
Ikuto
Ikuto: WHAT?
Me: You're not angry…are you?
Ikuto: (quickly calms down) No.
Me: Good. Time to do the dares. First, Nagi must call Rima any name he can think of for the rest of the chapter, including Chibi, Devil, and Midget.
Nagihiko: Hello, Chibi Rima-chan.
Rima: …
Me: Second, Nagi burns gag mangas in front of Rima.
Nagihiko: Wait, if Devil-chan is the one who's suffering, why am I on the 'will sort of suffer' list?
Me: Think about it. How do you think Rima is going to react once she sees you burn her mangas?
Nagihiko: …I get it. (burns all of Rima's gag mangas)
Rima: (evil aura)
Nagihiko: I should start running now… (runs away from Rima)
Rima: GET BACK HERE! (chases Nagi)
Me: Hey, they aren't handcuffed to each other anymore! And yes, I just noticed that. And Kairi is supposed to charanari with Ran. End of story.
Kairi: …My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Cheerleader Samurai!
Me: You know, 'Cheerleader Samurai' doesn't make sense, 'cause the two words contradict each other, and who has ever heard of a cheerleader who's also a samurai? Plus, the name's kinda pathetic…
Kukai: (groans) Did you and Sanjo switch brains? 'Cause you sound exactly like him since you're so serious right now…
Me: I take that as an insult. So yyou want me to act like my old self again? Alright, I will! CHARANARI WITH SUU RIGHT NOW!
Kukai: That's a lot better… Wait, WHAT?
Me: YOU HEARD ME, SOUMA!
Kukai: (thinking) *She's scary…* (out loud) My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Girly Jack!
Everyone else except Kairi: ROFL
Kairi: (trying to keep a straight face because he understands how Kukai feels since he went through the same thing except with Ran and also because he's trying to keep his personality and doesn't want to soil his honor)
Me: (finally stops laughing) I guess every guy who charanaris with a girl chara gets a funny name…except for Nagi and Temari…
Amu: Huh? Isn't Temari supposed to be Nadeshiko's chara?
Yaya: Yeah, Apple-chi! Has Nagi-tan charanaried with Temari before?
Me: Uh, of course not! It's just that Nadeshiko and Nagihiko are twins and it'll make sense if Nagi's name is also 'Yamato Maihime' if he charanaris with Temari! That's all! ^^; (thinking) *Thank god these two are the densest beings on the planet.*
Kukai: HUH? TEMARI HATCHED AGAIN?
Tadase: What? She hatched again?
Amu: What do you mean 'again'? Temari was with Nadeshiko all along, right Apple?
Me: R-right! ^^;
Nagihiko: (Rima has stopped chasing him) ^^; (thinking) *Please don't let them find out anytime soon!*
Kukai: (changes subject to avoid awkwardness and because he was curious) Hey Apple, why'd you put me on the 'suffers neutrally' list and Sanjo on the 'sort of suffers' list if we both charanari with a girl chara? Shouldn't we be on the same list?
Me: 'Cause Suu is girlier than Ran. Besides, you're also involved in the next dare. So both of you, cancel the charanari and let's move on.
Kukai & Kairi: (cancel their respective charanaris)
Me: Okay. So now, Kukai and Amu have to act really close… (whispers so Ikuto doesn't hear) …like siblings.
Amu: Oh, okay. (turns to Kukai) KUKAI! (glomps him)
Kukai: Yo! Hinamori! (hugs her back)
Ikuto: (getting jealous)
Amu: How've you been?
Kukai: Nothing much, except I don't have a girlfriend. T.T
Amu: Oh. Well, I know someone who likes you.
Kukai: Really? Who?
Ikuto: (thinking) *It's probably Amu herself. That's it! I should break them up.*
Amu: Let's just say that this girl is here right now with us.
Ikuto: …Hey Amu, do you know that Souma said that you're stupid?
Amu: WHAT? KUKAI, HOW COULD YOU?
Kukai: Wait, what? No, I never said that! Hinamori, he's lying, I tell you!
Me: Kukai's telling the truth, Amu. Ikuto's the liar.
Amu: IKUTO!
Ikuto: (playing innocent) What?
Amu: What is wrong with you?
Ikuto: I just don't want the Souma kid to be your boyfriend. That's all.
Amu: BAKA! I don't like Kukai that way! I was going to say that Utau liked him!
Utau: (scoffs) So not true. As if I would ever like the kid.
Me: *cough* Denial. *cough*
Utau: I'm not in denial. I'm just saying what's true.
Me: I wonder if you'll feel like that once you see Amu kiss Kukai.
Utau: WHAT? Um, I mean, Amu can kiss whoever she wants to kiss. I don't care.
Amu: Whatever you say, Utau. (kisses Kukai)
Me: Wow, for the first time ever, Amu didn't refuse/blush when she kissed a guy.
Utau: Amu… (evil aura)
Me: And you said that Ikuto was the only one you had eyes for. (Reference to Chapter 2)
Utau: Well, I could've been lying.
Me: Turns out that the SC cast is a bunch of liars. Rima is not happy.
Rima: HEY! I don't hate ALL liars. Just the one who steals best friends. (points to Nagi)
Amu: Huh? What did Nagihiko lie about?
Yaya: Yeah, Rima-tan!
Me: (sweatdrops) It's strange how we keep coming back to this subject about Nagi.
Nagihiko: (emo corner) Why? Today is not a good day.
Me: First Kukai goes to the emo corner, then Tadase, and now you? We have got to take away the corner to prevent more of this.
Kukai: NO! DON'T TAKE AWAY EMO-CHAN!
Everyone else: 'Emo-chan'?
Me: Kukai, sometimes I worry about your sanity.
Kukai: I thought you worried about me being in the emo corner.
Me: I worry about both. And we really should move on now.
Ikuto: Just because I like to eat things that like to be in the water (fish) does not mean I like to walk around in water-filled containers.
Me: Think of it as punishment for trying to break up Amu and Kukai when they weren't even together in the first place.
Ikuto:: I already had to watch Amu kiss Souma. Isn't that enough punishment?
Me: No. Now do it.
(random glass container falls onto Ikuto and water starts filling up inside of it)
Ikuto: (mutters to himself) I will not get angry, I will not get angry…
Me: JUST DO IT, MAN!
Ikuto: … (starts walking in the water, if that's possible)
Me: Good boy. Now let's get him out of the water before he starts suffering from lack of oxygen. (breaks glass container with a baseball bat)
Ikuto: (falls to the ground breathing hard)
Me: (dumps pink paint all over Ikuto and his hair)
Ikuto: …Why?
Me: It's a dare.
Ikuto: …'Kay.
Me: Now that we're finally done with this, the next review is from SunRaysREdible!
Author (Can I call you Apple-chan?)
I LOVE this Truth or Dare Fanfic :D
My dares are... *Evil Face* Mwahahaha
Nagihiko and Rima-Act like each other for a WHOLE day
Amu and Ikuto- eat a long sandwich together starting at different ends ^-^ (Tuna sandwich that is)
And Tada-gay watches the whole thing.
I have some TRUTHS aswell *shock Horror ^0^ *
Utau-If you had Kukai alone for a night what would you do?
Kairi- What attracted you to Yaya?
Because I'm feeling EVIL today I will give Rima and Nagi another RimaHiko dare(heheheh)
tell Nagi you love him forever and always
tell her you HATE her
you NEED to convince Nagi to love you again
and I say NEED
If rima chickens out then she has to Lap dance, FOR IKUTO and if Nagi chickens out then.. he has to KISS IKUTO ON THE LIPS. *Sorry Ikuto ^-^ but you got your sandwich*
there that will do it
RIMAHIKO FTW
*High Fives Every Rimahiko supporter*
(I know this is a bit long but whatever)
Me: Thank you! Yes, you can call me Apple-chan. :D And who cares if your review is long? …Okay, so some people might care, but I don't! And high five! I love Rimahiko!
Nagihiko: Do you ever stop talking?
Rima: That's mean, sweetie-poo.
Me: I told you guys that you were perfectly capable of doing the dares without me telling you to! :D
Nagihiko: -_-
Tadase: (depressed) Why? (watching Amu and Ikuto eat the tuna sandwich)
Amu & Ikuto: (keep on eating)
SC Cast: …
Amu & Ikuto: (finish and you know what happened)
Tadase: (in the emo corner)
Me: I swear, one day, I will take away Emo-chan, no matter what Kukai says.
Kukai: NOOOOOOO!
Me: (ignores Kukai) Utau, what would you do if you were alone with Kukai for one night?
Kukai: (throwing a temper tantrum for Emo-chan)
Utau: …Nothing. I refuse to do IT with someone who cries over an emo corner.
Me: Nobody said you had to do IT. And you're just in denial again.
Utau: I'm not lying this time!
Me: Whatever. I still don't believe you.
Utau: (groans)
Me: (ignores Utau) Kairi, what attracted you to Yaya?
Kairi: (pushes up his glasses) Even I am not sure about that.
Me: Is it because of her kindness and cuteness?
Kairi: Perhaps.
Me: Okay, you're no fun. -_-
Rima: Um, I love you forever and always…?
Nagihiko: Too bad, 'cause I hate you.
Rima: Aw, why? What can I do to make you love me again?
Nagihiko: I never loved you in the first place.
Ikuto: You better not chicken out, Girly Boy, 'cause I am not willing to have my mouth connected to another guy's mouth. As for the shrimp, I don't mind seeing her lap dance. …I would be smirking right now if I could.
Nagihiko: Back off of Midget-chan. (evil aura)
Rima: Does this mean you love me?
Nagihiko: (sighs) Yes…
Rima: :)
Me: Wow, they're good at acting like each other. That's why they're so compatible! X3
Nagihiko: I am officially ignoring you now.
Me: Next review is from mihane100!
Yay! My question was there! Hilarious answer too! ^^
Me: Thank you! Basically, I put everyone's reviews. :D
SC Cast: Next review is from Sunlight Charmer!
Me: Hey! That's my line!
Hello Apple-Chan,
Today I feel girly so the dares are mostly girly. Your in luck Nagihiko. :D
1) Dare all the guys to put on full woman's makeup or let the girls do it.
Bet Nagi looks awesome.
2) 11. Have all the guys make-out with a pillow or teddy bear for a certain amount of time, have him say the girls name he likes and make kissing noises. In front of everyone.
Pure torture.
3) Dare all males to let all the girl players remove his shoes and socks so they can paint his toes with nail polish. He must remain barefoot until the game is over and hope he hasn't lost his shoes and socks while playing.
4) Tadase Push a penny around the toilet seat with your tongue. For 30 minutes.
5) The girls I didnt forget you. Pole dance wile your crush pretends to be the pole.
Could I be in the next chapter or nex next chapter?
Too many dares?
Me: No, I don't care how many dares there are. And yes, you can be in here. :)
Ikuto: (sighs) Great. More crazy fangirls.
Sun: (comes in and bonks Ikuto on the head) Shut it, Kitty Boy.
Me: SUN-CHAN! :D (glomps Sun-chan)
Sun: APPLE-CHAN! (glomps back)
Kukai & Tadase: (screaming)
Ikuto & Kairi: (trying not to scream)
Nagihiko: (trying to put makeup on all of the other boys)
Sun & me: LOL xD
Kukai: (has eye shadow and lipstick) THIS IS NOT COOL!
Ikuto: (has blush on his cheeks and eye shadow) I'm not getting angry…
Kairi: (has blush on his cheeks and lipstick and pushes up his glasses) I have no comment.
Tadase: (has all of the above) This is worse than the time I got forced into a skirt!
Me: Ah, but you liked wearing the skirt, didn't you? ^^
Tadase: NO!
Sun: Yeah, right.
Nagihiko: (doing makeup on his face)
Kukai: (scowls) I'm going to hate life forever. (goes over to Emo-chan)
Me: STOP CUDDLING WITH EMO-CHAN!
Kukai: (stops cuddling) I'm not cuddling.
Nagihiko: I'm finished with my face.
Me: …
Sun: Wow, I was right. You do look beautiful.
Me: …
Sun: Um…Apple-chan...?
Me: …
Ikuto: She's completely out of it.
Me: …You look like Nadeshiko without a ponytail.
Amu: Huh? Come to think of it, I've never seen Nadeshiko with her hair down before.
Me: Seriously, why do we keep talking about Nadeshiko today?
Sun: I don't know.
Me: (magically poofs up a pillow and a teddy bear) Now, make out with one of these.
Ikuto: I'm not getting paid enough to do this.
Me: What are you talking about? You're not getting paid at all!
Ikuto: (starts cuddling the teddy bear) I have always loved you, Amu. (makes kissing noises)
Me: I love this job. :D
Sun: I can see why. :)
Kukai: (starts cuddling the pillow and sighs) I love Utau… (sighs again) Kiss! Kiss!
Kairi: (gets the teddy bear) Yaya is the one I like. (makes out with Teddy-chan :D)
Nagihiko: (gets the pillow and falls asleep)
Me: FUJISAKI NAGIHIKO! I DID NOT GET THE PILLOW JUST SO YOU COULD SLEEP ON IT! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT, NO MATTER HOW SMEXY YOU ARE!
Everyone except Sun, me & Nagihiko: WTF? O.o
Nagihiko: (mumbles in his sleep) I have always loved you… (kisses pillow)
Everyone else: (staring at Nagi)
Nagihiko: (wakes up and sees all of us staring at him) What?
Ikuto: You have a fangirl in the house.
Nagihiko: ?
Ikuto: This chick called you smexy. (points at me) And you mumbled 'I have always loved you' in your sleep.
Nagihiko: …
Me: Uh, what are you talking about, Ikuto? ^^; I never said that.
Amu: Has anyone noticed that Tadase-kun is making out with the teddy bear?
Tadase: (mumbles about his 'undying love' for Amu and making out with Teddy-chan)
Me: (magically poofs away the pillow and the teddy bear)
Tadase: (making out with the air until he realizes Teddy-chan is gone) Where's the teddy?
Me: He's gone.
Sun: NOW TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, BOYS!
All boys: (groan and take off their shoes)
~After the girls are done painting the guys' toenails~
Kukai: Aw, man! What will my brothers say when they see me with makeup AND painted toes?
Sun & me: (in unison) They'll laugh at you. Especially Kaido.
Kukai: D:
Nagihiko: …My mother will be pleased…
Kairi: I'm just happy that Nee-san won't mind seeing me like this.
Ikuto: Now I'll have a fan club.
Me: What are you talking about? You already have one.
Ikuto: No, I had fan GIRLS. Now boys will start coming after me.
Everyone else: …?
Ikuto: Yes, you heard me right.
Me: O…k…
Sun: (forcing Tadase to push a penny around a toilet seat with his tongue)
Me: He just looks like he's vomiting.
Sun: He is.
Me: …
Girls: WHY DO WE HAVE TO POLE DANCE?
Sun: 'Cause I said so!
Me: 'Cause she said so!
~After the couples are done pole dancing~
Me: …That was actually really entertaining.
Sun: Next review is from Snow-Aquamarine!
I just read this and it is really awesome, can I suggest a few truths and dares as well?
Dares:
Make Ikuto give Tadase a wedgie
Make Rima convince Nagihiko to take off his shirt
Truths:
Nagihiko: during the time when you have to cross dress as Nadeshiko, have you ever tried on a lingerie?
Ikuto: if you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Also pick a girly name for yourself.
I'm sorry if it's not good. And can I also be in the next chapter? pleaseeee!
Me: Thank you! (looks over at Tadase) But Tadase is currently busy with the toilet…
Sun: …That sounded wrong…
Me: I made it sound wrong. :)
Ikuto: I don't care what the Kiddy King's doing. (gives Tadase a Texas wedgie)
Aqua: YAY!
Me: Hey, when did you get here?
Aqua: One second ago.
Me: Ah, I see.
Rima: Come on, sweetie-poo! Take off your shirt!
Nagihiko: HECK, NO WAY!
Rima: Please. (gives Nagi a sparkle attack)
Nagihiko: (turns blue and coughs) I'm…weak…to this…
Rima: (intensifies sparkle attack)
Nagihiko: …ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'LL TAKE OFF MY SHIRT! (takes off his shirt)
HAPPY NOW?
Me: (grins)
Aqua: Very.
Me: (grins some more)
Sun: …I think she likes seeing Nagi without a shirt.
Me: (continues grinning)
Aqua: …It's my fault that she's like this now, isn't it?
Me: (continues grinning)
Sun: Nah, it's okay. Any second now…
Me: (snaps out of it) Huh? What?
Aqua: We gotta move on to my truths.
Me: Oh, 'kay.
Nagihiko: (still has his shirt off) NO, I DIDN'T.
Me: It's a truth, Nagi. No use denying it.
Nagihiko: …Okay, maybe I did.
Amu: Did what? What's Nagi's question?
Me: N-nothing! ^^;
Sun: We really DO keep coming back to talking about Nagi's secret.
Me: Now for Ikuto's question!
Ikuto: What is wrong with people today? Why do I have girly dares?
Aqua, Sun & me: SEXIST!
Ikuto: (sighs) I would look sexy, sort of like the way I look like right now. (points at makeup on his face) I would probably be lesbian. My name would be…uh…Ikuta.
Me: Ikuta? Really? At least think of something more creative than that.
Aqua: LESBIAN? WTH?
Sun: (sweatdrop) Ikuto…
Ikuto: Look, I'm not in the mood, okay?
Aqua, Sun & me: -_-
Hey thanks for including my dares :) Now I have a few more (MUHAHA):
Nagi, and Tadase: Dress up in big bird costumes and sing "Can't be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus (dance moves from the music vid included)
Yaya: Put on a blindfold and spin around a hundred times. Walk around the room until you bump into someone. Whoever you bump into, you have to kiss them.
Daichi: Do you and Ran have a little something going on between you two? :D (you two are my fave chara couple btw)
Ikuto: Dye your violin hot pink and play "Hold it Against Me" by Britney Spears
Everyone: Who's your fave chara couple?
Me: That review was from chocosparks! ^^
Nagihiko & Tadase: WHAT?
Me: (sweatdrop)
Nagihiko: I GET THE BLUE JAY! HOTORI-KUN GETS THE SESAME STREET BIG BIRD!
Tadase: F-Fujisaki-kun!
For those who don't know me, I can get a bit crazy
Have to get my way, yep
24 hours a day, 'cause I'm hot like that
Every guy, everywhere, just gives me mad attention
Like I'm under inspection
I always gets a ten, 'cause I'm built like that
I go through guys like money flyin' out the hands
They try to change me but they realize they can't
And every tomorrow is a day I never plan
If you gonna be my man then understand
I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't cant I just can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be can't I can't be tamed
If there was a question about my intentions,
I'll tell ya I'm not here to sell ya
Or tell you to go to hell (I'm not a brat like that)
I'm like a puzzle but all of my pieces are jagged
If you can understand this, we can make some magic, I'm wrong like that
I wanna fly, I wanna drive, I wanna go
I wanna be a part of something I don't know
And if you try to hold me back I might explode
Baby, by now you should know
I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't be tamed
I can't can't I just can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be can't I can't be tamed
Well I'm not a trick you play,
I'm wired a different way
I'm not a mistake,
I'm not a fake,
It's set in my DNA
Don't change me (4x)
I wanna fly, I wanna drive, I wanna go
I wanna be a part of something I don't know
And if you try to hold me back I might explode
Baby, by now you should know
I can't be tamed (3x)
I can't can't I just can't be tamed
I can't be changed
I can't be tamed
I can't be can't I can't be tamed
(dance moves the entire time)
Me: (wearing earplugs)
Aqua: You don't like Miley Cyrus?
Me: No, I don't.
Sun: That explains why your ears are plugged…
Me: Oh, it wasn't Miley. I just didn't want to hear Tadase's horrible singing.
Everyone else: (sweatdrop)
Sun: (clears throat) Well now, that's taken care of. TADASE, GO BACK TO PUSHING THE PENNY AROUND THE TOILET SEAT!
Tadase: (depressed and goes over to the toilet still in the bird costume)
Nagihiko: -_-
Yaya: (squeals while being spun around 100 times)
Everyone else: (sweatdrop again)
Yaya: (stops spinning) Okay, here Yaya comes! (starts walking around the room)
Everyone else: (trying not get bumped into by Yaya)
~A few minutes later~
Yaya: (bumps into someone)
Person who Yaya bumped into: Oh, frick.
Yaya: (takes off blindfold and sees…HANK!)
Me: HANK! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? RIMA AND NAGI ARE UN-HANDCUFFED ALREADY!
Hank: I'm a locksmith who's BLIND. I can't see a thing. So it's perfectly natural for someone like me to not be finding the exit anytime soon.
Me: (groans) You gotta kiss Yaya now.
Hank: What?
Aqua & Sun: Long story.
Hank: Oh, okay. (kisses Yaya)
Yaya: EWWWW! A GROWN MAN JUST KISSED YAYA! EW!
Kairi: (trying to remain calm)
Me: Now that that's taken care of, why don't you two show Hank the way out so he can GO HOME?
Aqua & Sun: (escort Hank to the exit)
Nagihiko: …He's gone now, right?
Me: Yep.
Nagihiko: Good, I didn't like him.
Kairi: I also disliked him.
Me: (smirks) Jealous, aren't you…?
Nagihiko & Kairi: WHAT? NO!
Me: Whatever, let's move on. It's Daichi's turn now.
Daichi: (blushes) NO!
Kukai: Yeah, congrats Daichi, man!
Daichi: KUKAI!
Ran: Y-yeah, Daichi's right! W-we have n-nothing going on between us!
Amu: Ran, you're stuttering.
Ran: (blushes) AMU-CHAN, YOU'RE BEING MEAN!
Me: (sweatdrop) Let's argue about this later, shall we…?
Aqua & Sun: (nod in agreement)
Ikuto: How can I do the dare? My violin WAS DESTROYED LAST TIME, REMEMBER?
Me: (magically makes an exact replica of Ikuto's violin and dyes it hot pink) Here, you have your violin back. Now play, cat boy.
Ikuto: …
Hey, over there
Please forgive me, if I'm comin' on too strong
Hate to stare, but you're winnin'
And they're playin' my favorite song
So come here, a little closer
Wanna whisper in your ear
Make it clear, little question
Wanna know just how you feel
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
Hey, you might think that I'm crazy
But you know I'm just your type
I'mma be, little hazy
But you just cannot deny
There's a spark in between us
When we're dancing on the floor
I want more, wanna see it
So I'm asking you tonight
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
(spoken)If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me?
Gimme something good
Don't wanna wait, I want it now (na-na-now)
Pop it like a hood
And show me how you work it out
If I said my heart was beating loud
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
Aqua, Sun & me: BRAVO! (clapping)
Ikuto: I hated every second of that.
Me: HEY! WE LIKED IT!
Ikuto: I didn't.
Me: -_-
Ikuto: Seriously, what is UP with people today? They keep on giving me non-manly dares. I mean, come on! They made me dye my brand new violin HOT PINK!
Me: Alright, enough rambling, Ikuto. My favorite chara couple is KusukusuxRhythm.
Amu: My favorite couple is MikixKiseki.
Ikuto: My favorite is MikixYoru. It symbolizes me and Amu.
Tadase: (stops pushing the penny around the toilet seat) My favorite couple is MikixKiseki. (resumes pushing the penny)
Utau: I guess I like EruxDaichi…
Me: Does that couple even exist? O.o
Utau: It does in my world.
Me: O.o
Kukai: I like RanxDaichi.
Nagihiko: KusukusuxRhythm, I guess…
Rima: Yeah, what sweetie-poo said.
Yaya: Yaya likes PepexMusashi!
Kairi: Um, Ace…?
Yaya: IT'S YAYA, NOT ACE!
Kairi: Erm…Yaya…PepexMusashi is a non-existent couple…
Yaya: SO? YOU THINK YAYA CARES? WELL, SHE DOESN'T!
Kairi: …I guess I like TemarixMusashi…
Nagihiko: Excuse me?
Kairi: (shrugs)
Me: (sighs) Next review is from Meyumi-chan! ^^
Yay! But if I recall correctly, they all called Shuraiya selfish and pushy...because he's in love with Amu and wont let her be normal. But it was still hilarious, thanks Apple-chan!
28 pages plus a little...e_o Nice there. I loved this chapter!
-Miki Name your crushes in order of least attraction to most attraction and tell us why.
-Nagihiko: Give Hank vacation time. ;o You decide how much. (Apple-chan hires a blind and deaf locksmith to replace)
-Everyone (including guests...and Apple-chan) Do Bala-balance. Rima's the judge. You don't stop until you've satisfied her. And Kuskukusu.
Me: Well, I haven't watched the episode with Shuraiya yet. So yeah. xD And this chapter's going to be a lot longer, trust me. ;)
Miki: Daichi is third place, Yoru is second place, and Kiseki and Rhythm are tying for first place. 'Cause Kiseki and Rhythm are closer to me.
Me: (magically makes Rima and Nagihiko handcuffed to each other again)
Nagihiko: WHAT? BUT WE JUST BECAME UN-HANDCUFFED!
Me: I promise, you'll be free forever after this chapter.
Nagihiko: …Fine.
Hank: (comes back) Hey, I forgot my stuff here, so I'm coming back to get them.
Nagihiko: Dude, can you get out of here? Forever?
Hank: (scoffs) Like I would want to come back here.
Nagihiko: Then leave. NOW.
Hank: Fine, fine. (leaves and doesn't come back)
Me: (on the phone) Hello? Yes, I would like to hire a locksmith. Bye. (hangs up)
Sun: Who did you hire?
Me: You'll see.
Random guy: (comes in)
Me: You're here! :D
Random guy: (looks around)
Me: Um…hello?
Random guy: (does not hear me)
Me: HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU! …Oh wait, you're deaf. And blind. ^^;
Aqua: Um, what's his name?
Me: His manager told us to call him Frank.
Sun: That rhymes with Hank! :D
Frank: (continues looking around)
Nagihiko: …I didn't think it was possible, but this guy is a whole lot worse than Hank.
Me: Now Nagi, be fair. It's not his fault that he has disabilities.
Nagihiko: Actually, it is.
Frank: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Me: Nagi's blaming you about your blindness and deafness.
Frank: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Me: (sighs) Aqua-chan, Sun-chan, get Frank a hearing aid.
Aqua: Okay.
Sun: (sighs)
Frank: (gets his hearing aid)
Aqua, Sun & me: NOW CAN YOU HEAR US?
Frank: …You guys don't have you shout. Sheesh.
Me: …I'm taking that as a yes.
Rima: (character changes with Kusukusu) Show me your gags. (evil aura)
Me: Bala-balance! (does a perfect pose of Bala-balance)
Rima: …Okay, I admit it. That was actually pretty good. Next!
Aqua & Sun: Bala-balance!
Rima: Close, but not good enough. Do it again.
Aqua & Sun: Bala-balance!
Rima: …Alright. Next!
Amu: Bala-balance!
Rima: NO! YOU DO IT LIKE THIS! (does a perfect pose of Bala-balance) DO IT AGAIN.
Amu: Bala-balance!
Rima: Still not good enough.
Amu: Bala…balance…
Rima: NO HESITATION!
Me: Getting tired already, Amu?
~After Amu finally does Bala-balance right~
Amu: (exhausted)
Ikuto: Bala-balance!
Tadase: Bala-balance!
Nagihiko: Bala-balance!
Utau: Bala-balance!
Yaya: Bala-balance!
Kairi: Bala-balance!
Kukai: Bala-balance!
Frank: Bala-balance!
Rima: Ikuto, Tadase, and Kairi have to do it again.
~After everyone is done with Bala-balance~
Aqua, Sun & me: (sleeping)
SC Cast: WAKE UP!
Me: (wakes up and yawns and looks around) Oh, you guys are done with Bala-balance! Finally… Next review is from 14AmyChan!
OMIGOSH!
1) you got my personality down to a tee!
Dare:
Ikuto to give Amu a piggy back ride and Amu to enjoy it
Nagi has to sing 'feel like a woman' with Rima
I get to give Yaya a big, chocolate bunny for easter~!
p.s. can I come back in the story? that was a lot of fun~! *^_^*
Amy: Hey! I'm back! ^^
Me: I got your personality down to a tee? I wasn't even trying.
Amy: You're psychic.
Me: Hey! Maybe I am! :D
Ikuto: Come on, Amu.
Amu: Fine… (climbs onto Ikuto)
Ikuto: (giving Amu a piggyback ride)
Amu: (secretly enjoying it)
Amy: Now start singing, guys. (points at Nagi and Rima)
(B = Nagihiko, I = Rima, U = Nagihiko and Rima
I want you to rescue me
Take me from this misery
Put your arms around me bay
Hold me close, please hear me say (Ohh)
You really gotta hold on me (You do)
Right here is where I wanna be (With you)
Boy, there's something I want you to do
'Cause tonight I wanna feel like a woman
I don't wanna compete
I just wanna be the only girl that you need
Feel like a woman
Boy, I want you to be everything to me
Don't wanna be deceived
Feel like a woman
I don't wanna fuss and I don't wanna cuss
I just wanna feel the love from both of us
Feel like a woman
Now I only want to do what you tell me to
Won't you show and prove
Feel like a woman
If you're on your way home, stop and buy me something (Ohh)
Boy, buy me a bag, or buy me some shoes
This is a part of me I'm tryna get you used to (Ohh)
Boy, buy me diamonds, buy me pearls, buy me this, buy me that
Make me fall deeper in love with you
I'm tired of screaming independent
I wanna start depending on you
'Cause tonight I wanna feel like a woman
I don't wanna compete
I just wanna be the only girl that you need
Feel like a woman
Boy, I want you to be everything to me
Don't wanna be deceived
Feel like a woman
I don't wanna fuss and I don't wanna cuss
I just wanna feel the love from both of us
Feel like a woman
Now I only want to do what you tell me to
Won't you show and prove
Feel like a woman
Now I'm holding on baby, you're my life
Just lead the way boy, treat me right
I, ohh I see we can do this, just be strong
I'm tryna tell you what a girl really wants
I want a man to make me feel like a woman, yeah
Yeah (3x)
I wanna feel like a woman tonight
You know just what to do, oh baby
'Cause I am yours and you are mine
And we deserve each other
I want you to lead the way
Make me feel like a woman
Everyone else: …Um…
Nagihiko: … (shudders) I'm never singing that song again.
Me: …Time for Yaya's dare! ^^
Kairi: Easter was a month ago.
Yaya: SO? DO YOU THINK YAYA CARES?
Kairi: Uh…
Amy: (gives Yaya a chocolate bunny) Here you go, Yaya!
Yaya: YAY! (starts munching on the bunny)
Me: Next review is from chocolate covered charas!
ha ha! WIN ^^ I love you're story. Wanna know why? CAUSE THERE AWESOME :D now dare's
Okay so you know how in anime when a character gets sick? I dare Rima to act like that and Nagi has to take care of her XD
Same with Amu and Ikuto exepet Ikuto sick :)
Kairi has to give Yaya a detailed explaination on what hapens when you eat too much suger.
I glop you again ^^
-Choco covered
Me: (gets glomped) Uh, thank you!
Rima: (starts coughing)
Nagihiko: …
Rima: (coughs louder)
Nagihiko: … (twitches)
Rima: (coughs as loud as possible)
Nagihiko: (sighs) I'll go get the cough syrup… (goes to get the cough syrup)
Ikuto: Amu-koi, I'm sick too.
Amu: I AM NOT YOUR KOI!
Ikuto: …I'm still sick.
Amu: (groans and goes to get the cough syrup with Nagi)
Yaya: Kairi-kun, what happens if you eat too much sugar?
Kairi: (sighs) Well…
~After very detailed explanation~
Yaya: …
Kairi: Uh, are you okay, Ace?
Yaya: …Yaya doesn't care. She still wants to be high on sugar. AND IT'S YAYA, NOT ACE!
Kairi: (sweatdrop) Umm…
Me: Next review is from xXCool Blue SkyXx!
love ya story as always!
erm...
maybe have ikuto and amu to eat ramen infront of kukai and utau? i love it to see them resisting ramens! so hilarious!
Me: Thank you!
Utau: (sighs) I have nothing to lose, so… (gives bowls of ramen to Ikuto and Amu)
Kukai: (trying not to bawl)
Ikuto & Amu: (start to eat ramen)
Kukai: (eye twitches)
Utau: …
Me: (thinking) *This is a tense atmosphere…* (out loud) …Next review is from Nemo-chan! ^^;
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!YUSH!TADAGAY IS DEAD!'d you revive him?It as so nice to see him dead!Moving on from my pointless I star again?
Dares
Ikuto:Act like Hunny from OHSHC
Amu:Make out with TADAGAY in front of Ikuto
TADAGAY:Let Ikuto beat the girly s*** outta ya and no more emo corner for you
Kukai:I stole your emo corner!HAHAHA!Now you will have to us the...GIRLY CORNER!
Everyone:Cosplay as the opposite gender!(EXCEPT APPLE-CHAN AND GUEST STARS)
I put so many ,SEE YA LATER MINNA!(except TADAGAY!)
Nemo: YEEAAAHHH! I'M BACK! …Seriously, why did you revive him?
Me: I revived him because of upcoming dares. If he was still dead, this wouldn't be happening right now! (points at Tadase still pushing the penny around the toilet seat with his tongue) :D
Tadase: (depressed) WHY?
Ikuto: Great. First I act like Tamaki. Now I have to act like Hunny?
Nemo: Yes.
Amy, Aqua & Sun: Has everyone forgotten that we're here?
Me: What? No, we didn't forget! ^^
Ikuto: Really? 'Cause I did.
Nemo & me: START ACTING LIKE HUNNY!
Ikuto: Uh…Yaya…can I have some sweets?
Yaya: NO! (scoots away from Ikuto)
Tadase: Finally. I actually have a good dare. (sighs)
Me: Your luck will not last long.
Tadase: (sighs again and starts making out with Amu)
Ikuto: (starts twitching like he's having a seizure)
~After the make-out scene~
Me: I thought you hated Tadase/Tadamu.
Nemo: I do.
Me: Then why…?
Nemo: Just because I like Ikuto does not mean I don't like torturing him. :)
Ikuto: (having an actual seizure)
Me: (screams) CODE RED! CODE RED! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! SOMEONE CALL THE PARAMEDICS!
Aqua: (calls the paramedics)
Paramedics: (come in and take Ikuto away)
Me: (calms down) Now we'll have to wait, since Ikuto involved in the next dare.
~Some time later~
Ikuto: (comes back)
Me: Oh, you're back. Are you okay?
Ikuto: Yeah, I'm fine.
Me: Okay. Now BEAT TADASE UP.
Ikuto: Gladly. He WAS the one who caused me to have a seizure, after all. (cracks his knuckles)
Tadase: (gulps nervously)
~After Ikuto beats Tadase up~
Amy, Aqua & Sun: …
Nemo: :D
Me: …I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I think you kinda went too far, Ikuto…
Ikuto: What? All I did was kick him in the head.
Tadase: (almost dead)
Me: That's it. Someone call the paramedics again.
Sun: (calls the paramedics)
Paramedics: (come in again and take Tadase away)
Me: And now, we wait some more.
~Some time later~
Tadase: (comes back in rubbing his head)
Me: Oh, you're back. Are you okay?
Tadase: Yeah, I'm fine.
Me: Okay. Now WEAR SOME GIRL CLOTHES. (tosses some girl clothes at him)
~After everyone is done changing~
Nemo, Amy, Aqua, Sun & me: ROFL
SC Cast: (sulking)
Amu: (notices Nagi) NADESHIKO!
Me: And NO MORE EMO-CHAN! Nemo-chan, YOU ARE PSYCHIC! I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE AWAY EMO-CHAN! :D And why are we talking about Nadeshiko AGAIN?
Kukai: NOOOOO! T-T
Emo-chan: (disappears)
Girly-chan: (replaces Emo-chan)
Me: Okay, the next review is from XxhoneyleafxX!
So poor Yaya never found a way out... surrounded by candy she can't even get her hands on...
Eeeek! Ikuto cyber-kissed me! Even if it was forced! 3 Haha...
Dare:
1.(every SC couples fan will hate me for this)
Pair everyone up with someone that isn't of the respected couple.
an axe murderer in the same room as the cast.
a big candy shaped as a fish and put it in between Ikuto and Yaya. May the best girl/boy win.
P.S. I still didn't memorize the K...k-k-k...ka...k-ku...ka... the boy with Daichi's name. Just sayin.
Kukai: What is wrong with you?
Me: Kukai…
Kukai: Out of all people, how come she doesn't remember ME?
Me: 'Cause you started appearing less after you graduated, remember?
Kukai: (in the girly corner) Sanjo started appearing less, too…and I LIKED EMO-CHAN BETTER THAN GIRLY-CHAN!
Me: TOO BAD, 'CAUSE NO MORE EMO-CHAN FOR YOU!
Kukai: T-T
Yaya: Yaya only found a way out after Rima-tan shattered the container with a baseball bat. T.T
Ikuto: And you're a terrible kisser.
Nemo, Amy, Aqua, Sun & me: IKUTO! D:
Me: Anyways, here are the couples: Amu and Kairi, Yaya and Nagi, Rima and Kukai, and Utau and Ikuto.
Utau: I like this pairing. :)
Ikuto: I don't. The one time we get mixed couples, I somehow ended up with Utau? This sucks. T.T No matter how much I say that incest is plain wrong…
Me: Shut up and enjoy your time with Utau. Someone call an axe murderer.
Amy: (calls an axe murderer company) Hello? Yes, I'd like to order an axe murderer. (hangs up) They'll be here any second.
Axe murderer: (comes in with a HUGE axe)
SC Cast: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Axe murderer: HRRAGGGGHHHH! (chases the cast)
Me: Now while they're busy with that, who wants to go out for ice cream? ^^
All guests & Frank: OOH! ME! I DO!
Me: Okay! Let's go, guys! (walks out with guests)
~After a very long time~
Guests, Frank & me: (come back in)
Me: O.o… What happened here?
Axe murderer: (was about to chop Tadase's head off with a guillotine)
Tadase: THANK GOODNESS YOU GUYS ARE BACK!
Nemo: …Should we come back later?
Me: …Yeah, maybe. Let's go, guys. (walks out with guests and Frank)
Tadase: NOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME! T-T
~After we come back~
Tadase: (dead)
Me: (sighs) I'll get the magical reviving kit… (goes to get reviving kit)
Nemo: I'll get the fish candy! (goes to get candy)
~Later~
Me: Okay, Tadase's alive again, and Ikuto and Yaya are about to duke it out for fish candy.
Aqua: Get ready…
Amy: Get set…
Sun: GO!
Ikuto & Yaya: (start duking it out xD)
~After a very long time~
Yaya: (sitting on top of Ikuto eating the fish candy)
Nemo: And Yaya wins! :D
Ikuto: (trying not to get angry) Get off of me…
Yaya: NO! (continues eating)
Me: Next review is from Ama-Hinamori-Sohma!
ok, first of all LMAO. (wipes tear out of eyes)
DARES:
Second i hv a DARE 4 Tadase and Amu! (btw, im both an amuto and tadamu fan, plz nobody kill me!)
Tadase i dare u to do IT with Amu in a hotel room. Also i want Amu to tease Tadase with SEXY underware 4rom victoria secret.
The 4 RIMAHIKO (srry if i spelled it wrong, anyways i also LOVE them.) I dare Rima and Nagi to cnfess ur true feelings about each other, and dont be afraid to hold back.
Then 4 Utau and Kuaki (deviously smirks) I dare u to have one FULL MAKE-OUT Session in front of Ikuto. BTW, Ikuto cannot do anything!
Lastly is it ok if i guest star as Ama, Amus twin cuzin?
Oh and STILL LMAO! i really luv this story u kno! oh & be4 i forget, nice job with that play!
NOTE: IT = wat Ikuto and amu did in the be4 chapies of the story, if i may recall correctly
Me: Twin cousins? Do those even exist? O.o Oh, whatever! And thank you for all your compliments! :D
Ama: (comes in)
Amu: Hey, Ama.
Ama: AMU-CHAN! :D
Me: Okay, no more reunion time. We have a Tadamu dare to do.
Tadase: Um, what's IT?
Me: Erm… (whispers in Tadase's ear)
Tadase: O.o… I suggest we go to Paris.
Me: O_O Fancy…
~After IT~
Tsumugu: AAHHHHH! MY BELOVED AMU-CHAN! WITH A BOY! AAAHHHHH! (continues sobbing)
Midori: (sighs) Oh dear…
Ami: YAY! ONEE-CHAN HAS A BOYFRIEND! :D
Tsumugu: (screams and faints)
Ikuto: Hey, Ami. I'M her boyfriend.
Ami: O.O ONEE-CHAN HAS TWO BOYFRIENDS!
Me: …Wait, when did Amu's family show up?
Aqua: I invited them here after I told her dad that she and Tadase went to do IT.
Me: …Erm…why did you tell her dad about it?
Aqua: 'Cause it's funny when you see him freak out about boys. :D
Me: … (shrugs) Eh, it's true.
Tadase & Amu: (come back)
Tsumugu: (wakes up and sees Tadase and Amu) AAHHHHH! (faints again)
Ami: ONEE-CHAN! :D
Midori: (sighs again) Amu-chan, can you please explain what is going on here?
Amu: …WHO INVITED MY FAMILY HERE?
Nemo, Amy, Sun, Ama, Frank & me: (point at Aqua)
Aqua: -_- Gee, thanks for ratting me out.
Nemo: You're welcome! :D
Amy: Our pleasure.
Sun: You can always count on us!
Ama: ^^
Frank: I'm a locksmith. It's my job to tattle.
Me: (stifles laughter)
Amu: AQUA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Midori: Amu-chan, you still haven't answered my question.
Amu: Er… (explains everything)
Midori: (sighs for the third time) Oh, I see. Well, I'll be going now. Come now, Ami-chan. (drags her husband away with Ami)
Amu: AQUA!
Aqua: (hides behind me) You can't hurt me! I'm a guest!
Amu: (glares)
Me: Okay, enough goofing off! Time for Rimahiko! (pushes Rima and Nagi into the private room so they wouldn't be afraid to hold back their true feelings)
Ama: Aw, why'd you do that? I wanted to watch their confessions!
Me: Don't worry, I have eavesdropping devices! (hands eavesdropping devices to everyone so they can listen in)
~In the private room~
Rima: (face turns red) Um…I know I've been mean to you ever since we first met, but…I like you. A lot.
Nagihiko: Really? I feel the same way. (smiles)
Rima: Yeah. Now let's get out of here before the others suspect something.
Nagihiko: Nice way to ruin the love mood, Dolly-chan.
Rima: Don't call me that!
~Back to the others~
Nagihiko & Rima: (come out) What'd we miss?
Sun: Nothing much, except we were NOT just eavesdropping on-
Amy: (elbows Sun-chan in the ribs)
Sun: OW!
Me: Uh, before this gets out of hand, Kukai and Utau have to make out.
Ikuto: …What?
~After make-out scene~
Ikuto: (eye twitches) Souma…
Kukai: Er, I'm innocent! I did nothing wrong!
Utau: (sighs) Boys are stupid…
All SC boys: HEY! WE HEARD THAT!
Utau: So? I don't care.
Me: Eh, next review is from MagicPanda!
I just watched Grease 2 like a few days ago. And Btw Hi Apple-Chan, love cha' story ;)
I dare all the Shugo Chara characters to sing "Reproduction!"
(Just search Grease 2 Reproduction, the video is hilarious)
And another song, Ikuto has to sing to Amu "Let's Do It For Our Country" (Grease 2 Let's Do It For Our Country, HILARIOUS TOO) Lol and I dare Yaya to make a love potion and give it to Rima without Rima knowing what it is. XD
And after I dare the entire shugo chara cast to play "7 Minutes In Heaven"
MagicPanda is out, have fun with my panda, I'm going clubbing!
XD
Me: Thank you! :D
The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination
If not, then a bee or any other nectar-gathering creature can create the same situation
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.
I'll try to make it crystal clear:
The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery!
Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust on the stigma
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma!
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
A photo-periodic reaction!
Oh, that's good, that's very good
Hey, I'm lost, where are we?
Chapter 2, page 5!
Reproduction, reproduction!
Put you pollen tube to work
Reproduction, reproduction!
Make my stamen go berserk
Reproduction!
I don't think they even know what a pistil is!
I got your pistil right here…
Where does the pollen go?
Next chapter, in an abstract way, the same thing applies to the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms
But now we're dealing with sexual response
Are there any questions before we begin reading?
Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?
Can't prove it by me, 'cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the back seat
With his heart beatin' fast!
They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
Yeah, then all they can do is say, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Reproduction, reproduction!
Baby, give it to me now
Reproduction, reproduction!
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction!
Come on, baby, show me that you really love me so!
Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!
Where does the pollen go?
The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring
Any comments on this?
Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all, carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?
What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah! (3x)
Reproduction, reproduction!
Hope he's proud of what he's done
Reproduction, reproduction!
He was only pokin' fun
Reproduction!
See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe?
Reproduction, reproduction! (3x)
Reproduction!
Where does the pollen go?
Me: Apparently, while they were singing that, I checked out the video. And THAT is the reason why teachers refuse to go into every detail about sex. (nods her head)
(B = Ikuto, I = Amu, B & I = Ikuto and Amu, B & U = Ikuto speaking, I & U = Amu speaking, B , I & U = Both speaking)
America is calling
Let's care enough to give our very best
What's started? What's happening?
They're attacking! Get down!
For if we give our very best,
I know we will more than pass the test
What are you doing? Get off of me!
Think about it. What if you and me was to die right here tonight without ever doin' it?
IT? Oh my god, LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Are you crazy? They're dropping bombs out there!
Yeah, let's do it for our country
The red, white, and the blue
It's Uncle Sam who's asking
So your mother will approve
Tomorrow I'll be fighting
And I'll win this war for you
Let's do it for our country
Our country wants us to
Oh…
Wits are exploding, they'll soon be at the door
Give something to America
You never get me bored, yeah
Let's do it for our country
The red, white, and the blue
But are you sure my mother would approve?
Your mother don't even have to know about it.
I don't think we're old enough to go!
Just think about it. If we're doing this, it'll be like we're doing this for the Statue of Liberty.
Or the Grand Canyon!
Yeah, the New York Yankees!
It'll-It'll be like-
We're doing it for Disneyland!
Yeah, let's do it for our country!
The red, white, and the blue!
It's not a lot to ask of us,
Our parents will approve!
You'll be a mighty soldier!
Before this night is through!
Let's do it for our country!
We owe it to our country.
Let's do it for our country!
Our country wants us to!
Me: Uh…
Sun: That…
Aqua: Was…
Amy: Extremely…
Nemo: Weird…
Ama: And bizarre.
Yaya: …Water mixing! Yaya'll just pour this and this together…
BOOM (I love crappy sound effects :D)
Yaya: Yaya's finished! (holds up love potion)
Rima: Uh, Yaya, what's that?
Yaya: Rima-tan, if you want to know, you'll have to try it yourself! ^^ (forces Rima to drink the potion)
Rima: (faints)
Nagihiko: (left eye twitching)
Yaya: Uh, Yaya's innocent! (holds her hands up)
Rima: (wakes up and sees Nagi)
Nagihiko: Uh, are you okay?
Rima: (little hearts in her eyes)
Nagihiko: Uh…
Me: …SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN TIME! ^^ (pushes all pairings into a closet)
Amy: Okay, who agrees with me that Rima and Nagi are probably going to do something very romantic because of that love potion she just drank?
All other guests, Frank & me: I do.
Me: Let's have a vote! ^^ Would you rather or rather not make it "15 minutes in heaven" instead?
Everyone else who is not in the closet: RATHER!
~15 minutes later~
Amu: (comes out twitching)
Ikuto: (comes out as if nothing happened)
Tadase: (depressed)
Kukai: (frozen in shock)
Utau: (carrying Kukai out since he's frozen)
Yaya: (skipping out merrily as if "Seven Minutes In Heaven" is a good thing)
Kairi: (pushing his glasses up and walking out the closet door)
Me: …Where are Rima and Nagi?
Nagihiko: (screaming from inside the closet door)
Me: OH MY GOD! (opens up the closet door)
Nagihiko: (falls out and breathing hard)
Rima: (walking out of the door as if nothing happened)
Me: …What did Rima do to you?
Nagihiko: (shudders) It's indescribable.
Everyone else: …
Rima: …Why is everyone looking at me?
Me: …Uh, do you have any idea what you did with Nagi in the closet?
Rima: I was in a closet with the crossdresser?
Me: Uh, yeah, you were. You don't remember?
Rima: No.
Kairi: (pushes up his glasses again) It seems that the love potion effects have worn off, which have caused Queen to have slight amnesia and doesn't remember anything about what she did when she was still under the potion spell.
Me: Oh, I see. Next review is from AlliOfSpadesNya a.k.a. Miyuki-chan!
Yay. Yeshhh I wanna be in still =3
Dares xD
Rima: Cover yourself in whip cream and strawberrys. YES. Nagi lick if off the parts that are PUBLIC. NOT private
Amu- Sorry. Call Kukai a whore but this timee kiss him THEN say it.
Ikuto- Chara nari with Mushashi and II. TOGETHER. Heh
Tadafag- DIE.
AND YESSSS. I wanna still be in. CALL ME MIYU SAMAA =3
Bye
APPLE SAMA!
Miyu-sama: (comes in) I'M BACK!
Me: Don't take this the wrong way, but do I seriously have to call you Miyu-sama?
Miyu-sama: YESSHH.
Me: (shrugs) Alright then. (magically poofs up a giant sundae with whip cream and strawberries)
Rima: I don't want to do this…
Me: TOO BAD.
Rima: Ugh. (dives into the giant sundae and comes out after 5 minutes)
Nagihiko: (starts licking the public places)
Rima: (fidgeting)
~After Nagi is done licking~
Rima: (shuddering)
Me: …O…kay…
Amu: (turns to Kukai and kisses him) You're a whore, Kukai.
Kukai: HINAMORI! D:
Amu: Sorry…
Ikuto: Why Musashi and Iru? My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Samurai Devil Cat!
All guest stars & me (plus Frank): LOLOL :D
Tadase: T-Tadafag? Why do so many people think I'm gay?
Me: (whispers to Tadase) It's your legs…
Tadase: =.=
Nemo: FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE AGREES THAT TADAGAY SHOULD DIE! (hangs Tadase from a tree)
Tadase: (dead)
Everyone else: …
Nemo: (proud of what she's done)
Miyu-sama: (happy that 'Tadafag' is dead)
Me: …Next review is from AmzyLuvIkuto!
Haha, I can't get enough! Keep updating, this is the best! Okay, onto my dares.
Ikuto: Dress up as a girl in a dress and put on your (high-pitched) girly voice (make it up).
Rima: Act like Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist (like WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK! Yes, THAT Edward Elric)
Amu: Have an epic poke war with Ikuto
Nagihiko: Dress up as Nadeshiko and kiss Rima.
Kukai: Chara-nari with Il (Utau's 'devil' chara)
Utau: Chara-nari with Daichi
Okay, so my dares aren't that interesting, but still... Can I be in next chapter? Let's just say I'm very random... Hehe..
~Amzy
Me: Thank you! ^^
Amzy: (comes in) Hehe, HI!
Ikuto: Why. Is. Everyone. Making. Girly. Dares. For. The. Guys. Today?
Amzy: (shrugs) I don't know. Coincidence, probably. Now crossdress.
Ikuto: (groans)
~After Ikuto is done dressing up~
Sun, Aqua, Amy, Nemo, Ama & me: AWW! YOU LOOK SO KAWAII!
Ikuto: Ugh, shut up…
Amzy: GIRLY VOICE, IKUTO! D:
Ikuto: (high-pitched voice…NOT) No way.
Me: Ikuto… (glares menacingly)
Ikuto: (voice becomes high-pitched) Like this?
Amzy: Much better.
Nagihiko: (comes out dressed as Nadeshiko)
Amu: (screams) NADESHIKO!
Nagihiko: Let's just get this over with… (sighs)
Rima: (kisses Nagi/Nade)
Amu: O.O Wow, Rima, I never knew you were lesbian.
Rima: AMU!
Nagihiko: No, no, Amu-chan. I'm Nagihiko.
Amu: (realizes) Ohhh. Okay, that makes sense! ^^ But I still miss Nadeshiko. Where is she? She said she was coming back in about a year.
Nagihiko: …
Rima: (shoots Nagi a knowing look)
Nagihiko: …^^;
Rima: (evil glint in her eye)
Nagihiko: Uh, have mercy, Pipsqueak-chan…
Rima: D: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK! …Like that, Amzy?
Amzy: Yes, THAT Edward Elric. ^^
Me: (realizes something) Amu! You ditched your poke war with Ikuto!
Amu: Oh yeah… (pokes Ikuto)
Ikuto: (pokes back)
Amu: (pokes Ikuto again)
~After a while~
Amu & Ikuto: (still poking each other)
Kukai: My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Devilish Jack!
Utau: My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Skateboard Singer!
All guests, Frank & me: (holding back laughter)
Kukai: (twitching A LOT)
Utau: (unusually silent) …
Amu & Ikuto: (still poking each other)
Me: Next, hehe, review is, hehe, from, hehe, Tigerfighter98! Hehe…
Hey guys!I'm back!
Kukai: I dare you to sing "Hasta la vista"by camp rock
Amu: You have to sing the song Pieces of me by britney spears.
Utau: You have to sing Naturally by selena gomez.
Nagi: You have to chara nari with Ran and sing sexy naughty bitchy me by Tata young.
All the others :You have to choose which of them sang better!
That's all!:)
Kukai: Why "Hasta La Vista"?
Me: 'Cause she wants you to sing it.
Kukai: …
Couldn't wait to leave,
But now I hate to go
Last day of camp,
Packing my bags slow
Made so many friends,
Why does it have to end?
In the end it's a win,
Because we grown so close together
Remember when we first met, first day
Figured this would be no fun, no way
And now it's time to leave, but now we
Wanna stay, stay, stay, stay, oh
Hasta la vista!
I'm gonna say goodbye to you
Whatever happens, I'll be cool with you
Wanna give me your number? I'll call ya
Promise I won't forget ya
Hasta la vista!
We'll all be going separate ways
Say everything you didn't say
This is your moment before you go
Come on now, get up and show them
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing (2x)
(And I'm gonna do my thing)
There's so much more inside of me
There's so much more I just want to be
All the thing I've seen, obviously I'm inspired
Got love for all the friendships I've acquired
Everybody put the hands up, put the hands up, hey, hey, hey (2x)
Hasta la vista!
I'm gonna say goodbye to you
Whatever happens, I'll be cool with you
Wanna give me your number? I'll call ya
Promise I won't forget ya
Hasta la vista!
We'll all be going separate ways
Say everything you didn't say
This is your moment before you go
Come on now, get up and show them
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing (4x)
H-A-S-T-A! (Hasta la vista!) (2x)
Hasta la vista!
I'm gonna say goodbye to you
Whatever happens, I'll be cool with you
Wanna give me your number? I'll call ya
Promise I won't forget ya
Hasta la vista!
We'll all be going separate ways
Say everything you didn't say
This is you moment before you go
Come on now, get up and show them
H-A-S-T-A! (Hasta la vista!) (2x)
Me: Spanish! :D Nice.
Kukai: Ahora mira lo que has hecho! (Now look at what you've done!)
Me: Um, Kukai?
Kukai: Hm?
Me: …W-what are you saying?
Kukai: Hablar espanol. (Speaking Spanish.)
Me: …
Amzy: He's saying, "Speaking Spanish". I looked it up on a Spanish translator.
Me: Ohhh. Kukai, why are you speaking Spanish?
Kukai: Porque yo cantaba la cancion Hasta La Vista. Ahora no puedo dejar de hablar espanol!
Amzy: (looks it up on the Spanish translator) "Because I sang the Hasta la Vista song. Now I can't stop speaking Spanish!" That's what he's saying, according to the translator.
Me: (rubs forehead) Oh dear… Let's take him to a language doctor after this chapter…but for now, Amu has to sing.
I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still got pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…
I'm Miss Bad Media Karma
Another day, another drama
Guess I can't see no harm
I'm working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exception
And you want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Oh My God That Britney's Shameless
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This Just In
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. She's Too Big Now, She's Too Thin
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. "You Want A Piece Of Me?"
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well, get in line with the paparazzi who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to startin' havoc
And end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
Oh yeah, I'm Mrs. "Most Likely to Get on TV For Strippin' on the Streets"
When getting the groceries, no, for real…
Are you kidding me?
No wonder this panic in the industry, I mean, please,
Do you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Oh My God That Britney's Shameless
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This Just In
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. She's Too Big Now, She's Too Thin
You want a piece of me
I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still got pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Oh My God That Britney's Shameless
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This Just In
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. She's Too Big Now, She's Too Thin
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Oh My God That Britney's Shameless
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This Just in
You want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. She's Too Big Now, She's Too Thin
You want a piece of me
Oh yeah, you want a piece of me
Amu: And I'm done!
Me: Okay! Now it's Utau's turn!
How you choose to express yourself
It's all your own and I can tell
It comes naturally (2x)
You follow what you feel inside
It's intuitive, you don't have to try
It comes naturally (2x)
And it takes my breath away…
What you do, so naturally
You are the thunder and I am the lightning
And I love the way you know who you are
And to me, it's exciting
When you know it's meant to be
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
When you're with me, baby
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
Bay bay baby
You have a way of moving me
A force of nature, your energy
It comes naturally (You know it does)
It comes naturally, mmm yeah
And it takes my breath away (every time)
What you do, so naturally
You are the thunder and I am the lightning
And I love the way you know who you are
And to me, it's exciting
When you know it's meant to be
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
When you're with me, baby
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
Bay bay baby
When we collide, sparks fly
When you look in my eyes, it takes my breath away
You are!
You are the thunder and I am the lightning
And I love the way you know who you are
And to me, it's exciting
When you know it's meant to be
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
When you're with me, baby
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
Bay bay baby
Naturally (5x)
Bay bay baby
Naturally (5x)
Everything you do, it comes naturally
All guests & me: BRAVO!
Utau: (flattered and trying not to show it)
Me: Okay, enough cheering. Now it's Nagi's turn.
Nagihiko: (with Emo-chan) NO!
Me: Come on, Nagi! And you're not allowed near Emo-chan either!
Nagihiko: But I have the worst dare! I have to charanari AND sing a song that is enough to make all fans think I'm like Hotori-kun!
Tadase: HEY!
Nemo: Dude, Tadagay, when were you alive again?
Tadase: Uh, I don't know. Like, 5 seconds ago?
Nagihiko: (sighs) Ran, come here! My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: -
Me: NO! DON'T SAY THE NAME OF YOUR CHARANARI! OTHERWISE, WE'LL BURST OUT LAUGHING AND NEVER STOP!
Nagihiko: …Fine.
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable,
But that's only to the boys who don't have the right approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class about an hour late
And when it comes to the guys, I'd lay
I'd always pick the ones who won't figure out that I was clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Naughty, naughty, naughty
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy
Me
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Naughty, naughty, naughty
Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy
Me
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I like all my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all my guys, I like them tall with money
I love all my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls…bitchy
Can't change, I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me!
Everyone else: …WTH?
Nagihiko: I KNOW IT WAS AWKWARD, OKAY? IT MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT! AND I'VE NEVER SAID THE B WORD THAT MUCH BEFORE IN MY LIFE! MY MOTHER'S GONNA KILL ME ONCE SHE FINDS OUT THAT I USED PROFANITY IN A SONG!
Me: …Poor you.
Nagihiko: I KNOW, RIGHT? (cancels charanari and curls up into a ball like Rima's ball)
Me: …When did he learn how to copy Rima's ball shape? Anyways, everyone else! Let's decide on who was the best singer!
~After the votes are in~
Me: Okay! Here are the results: Kukai has 6 votes-
Kukai: Impresionante! (Awesome!)
Me: STOP SPEAKING SPANISH! Amu has 7 votes-
Amu: (cool n' spicy attitude)
Me: Utau has 11 votes, and Nagi, unsurprisingly, has 0 votes.
Nagihiko: (groans really loudly)
Me: Hasn't your mother taught you to groan more quietly?
Nagihiko: Yes, but this a good time to groan loudly.
Utau: HAH! I WON!
Me: Next review is from DeadlyNightshade1313!
Hey! DeadlyNightshade1313 here!
Okay here goes.
I love this story! Go Truth or Dare!
Let's see...
Tadagay make out with Amu-IN FRONT OF IKUTO!
Not that I'm a Tadamu fan, I just wanna see Ikuto freak!
Ikuto drop all personality dares so far especially no pervertedness dare for one hour only and be VERY PERVERTED to Amu.
Send Ikuto and Amu to the North Pole in summer clothes with only a hot tub and body heat for warmth(sorry, I liked that dare with Rimahiko) during the perverted hour!
Make Rima and Kukai make out in front of Utau and Nagi
Make Utau and Nagi make out in front of Rima and Kukai
Make these couples: Rimahiko, Amuto, Kutau, and Yairi go make out in a room and then have Tadagay watch and then describe to you.
Can I be on this thing for a couple days? You can call me Nightshade-chan or Shade-chan.
Can I call you Apple-chan?
Me: Thank you! Yes, you can call me Apple-chan. And yes, you can guest star, Shade-chan! ^^
Shade: (suddenly appears) Hey! This isn't the arcade! Oh wait…I'M HERE! XD
Me: Yes you are. :D And I can totally tell you're not a Tadamu fan, since you called him "Tadagay"…
Ikuto: If you don't like the Kiddy King, why would you want to see me freak?
Shade: Oh, Ikuto…you'll never understand a girl's mind… :D
Tadase: FINALLY! :D (starts making out with Amu)
Ikuto: (eye twitching)
Tadase: (continues making out with Amu)
Me: Tadase, I suggest you stop making out with Amu now, unless you want Ikuto to kill you, and then you'll be dead…again.
Tadase: (very reluctantly pulls away) :(
Ikuto: (still twitching) Much better.
Shade: If it's better, then why are you still twitching?
Ikuto: 'Cause now I have a Tadamu mental image…
Me: …TIME TO DISTRACT IKUTO FROM TADAMU! You can drop your personality dares now, Ikuto.
Ikuto: FINALLY!
Me: (poofs Amu and Ikuto to the North Pole)
~At the North Pole~
Amu: (wearing the same thing as Rima's summer clothes) I-it's c-cold! I t-totally get how R-Rima and Nagi h-hated this p-place! (shivering)
Ikuto: (wearing what Nagi was wearing) If you want to be warm, I can put my arms around you. (smirks)
Amu: H-HENTAI! (bonks Ikuto on the head)
Ikuto: (rubs his head) Ow…
Amu: I-I'm getting i-into the hot t-tub!
Ikuto: Can I go into the hot tub with you?
Amu: NO!
~After the perverted hour~
Amu & Ikuto: (come back)
Me: (cheerfully) Oh, you're back!
Amu: I HATED THAT HOUR!
Ikuto: I didn't.
Amu: OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, BAKA HENTAI NEKO MIMI!
Kukai: …Asi que hacemos en el uno frente al otro? (…So we make out in front of each other?)
Me: …Dude, seriously, stop speaking Spanish.
Kukai: No puedo. (I can't.)
Me: …
~After the mixed couples make-out scene~
Rima, Nagi & Utau: THAT WAS HORRIBLE!
Kukai: QUE FUE HORRIBLE! (THAT WAS HORRIBLE!)
Nagi: I swear, I wanted to beat a certain someone up at the Kukima scene…
Kukai: …Estas hablando conmigo? (…Are you talking about me?)
Shade: Erm…TIME FOR MORE MAKING OUT! ^^; (pushes all couples and Tadase into a room)
~After everyone is done~
SC Cast: (come out)
Me: …Well?
Tadase: Ikuto nii-san was heavily making out with Amu-chan, Souma-kun was also heavily making out with Utau-chan, Fujisaki-kun and Mashiro-san weren't very happy about making out with each other, and Sanjo-kun and Yuiki-san felt like they were too young to make out, so they just did regular kissing.
Me: …
Shade: ?
Me: …
All guests except Shade: Next review is from Mermain123!
My dare is for Ikuto to be locked in a closet with Nagi character changed with Temari. mwahahahaha and a truth for Amu I know you truly love Tadase based on the anime but what is it about him you love. Rima what do you like about Nagi and actually answer what you LIKE about him. Yaya I want you to eat a giant box of candy then be stuck in the closet with Ikuto (I luv torchering him) Miki I want you to go on a date with Yoru. (I luv Tadamu but I also luv MikixYoru) I'd also like to appear in the story my name will be Astra I have purple hair and blue eyes and I have 2 charas Angel and Lilly (Sorry but I want to include them Lilly is my writing dream) anyway luv luv LUV the story compleately and utterly hilarious
Me: Thank you! ^^
Astra: (comes in with her two charas) Hi…
All other guests & me: HELLO! ^^
Angel & Lilly: (go to meet the other charas)
Me: (suddenly starts pushing Ikuto and Nagi into a closet)
Ama: When people see you do that, they'll get the wrong idea and think we're yaoi fangirls…
Me: …I…You have a point there. (closes the closet door on Ikuto and Nagi) TEMARI, COME HERE PLEASE!
Temari: (flies over) Yes?
Me: (whispers to her) Character change with Nagi.
Temari: Okay! Chin, Ton, Shan!
(Nagi's Hiroshima slang and Ikuto's screaming is heard from inside the closet)
SC Cast: …
All guest stars & me: ROFL
Amu: …Wait, why is Temari here?
Me: (stops laughing) And yet, we are talking about Nadeshiko AGAIN.
Temari: (calm) I'm just visiting.
Amu: Oh, okay! ^^ And I like Tadase because he's really nice and princely!
Tadase: (character changes) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amu: …Oops…? ^^;
Everyone else except Tadase: -_-
Tadase: LISTEN, COMMONERS! I AM A KING! (laughs some more)
Rima: ...To answer the question for me, he saves me whenever we're battling X-Eggs.
Ikuto: (comes out of the closet looking very beat-up)
Nagi: (comes out of the closet as if nothing happened and notices Tadase and his character change) Hotori-kun, I don't mean to be rude, but SHUT UP. (slams a bucket on Tadase's head not so gently)
Yaya: (eating candy) CANDY! (eats some more)
~After Yaya is finished eating~
Yaya: (extremely hyper) SUGAR RUUUUSH! (runs around the room)
Me: SOMEBODY CATCH HER! (tackles Ikuto to prevent him from running away)
Astra: (gets a cage)
Sun: (gets a butterfly net)
Amy: (gets a bazooka)
Aqua: (gets a machine gun)
Nemo: (gets a tranquilizer)
Ama: (gets a catapult)
Amzy: (gets Tadase's bucket)
Miyu-sama: (gets Pepe)
All guests: (chase after Yaya)
Angel & Lilly: Oh, Astra…
~After they catch Yaya~
Yaya: YAYA'S HIGH~
Me: (finishes wrestling Ikuto to the ground) THROW HER IN THE CLOSET! (throws Ikuto into the closet)
All guests: (throw Yaya into the closet)
(A few seconds later, Ikuto's screaming is heard…again)
Yoru: (freaks out) IKUTO!
Miki: (sighs dreamily) Yoru…
Me: Hey, Yoru! Miki wants to go on a date with you~
Yoru: Eh, alright. (takes Miki to who knows where)
Ikuto: (comes out with his eye twitching)
Yaya: (comes out) Yaya's not high on sugar anymore… :(
Me: (sighs) Last review is from LibraRisingStar!
I dare Rima to dress as a boy and pretend to be interested in Amu.
Rima: WTH? I'M NOT LESBIAN!
Me: TOO BAD!
Nagi: I volunteer to help her crossdress!
~After Rima is done dressing~
Rima: (sulking)
Me: Well…technically, you are interested in Amu, since you're her best friend and everything…
Rima: THAT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF INTEREST!
Me: (sighs) Just do it…
Rima: …Um, hi, Amu-KOI.
Amu: …This is so awkward.
Me: And we are finally done with today!
Hank: (comes back) Hey, I forgot to get my…
Nagi: (glares very hard) IF YOU COME BACK ONE MORE TIME AFTER THIS, I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER YOU. WE GOT A NEW LOCKSMITH NAMED FRANK.
Hank: Frank? You're talking about my twin brother who also became a locksmith?
Frank: Did someone say my name?
…
Everyone except Hank and Frank: YOU GUYS ARE TWINS?
Me: (looks back and forth) Hey, now that you mention it, they do look a lot like each other.
Hank & Frank: Yeah.
Hank: I remembered the good old days when we used to hit on every girl we saw…
Frank: Before we became blind…
Hank: And you lost your hearing.
Frank: They gave me a hearing aid! (points to his hearing aid)
SC Boys: (evil aura) You guys hit on girls…? (Kukai: Ustedes golpeo a las ninas…?)
Frank: Used to.
SC Boys: (evil auras intensify)
Me: (whispers to the Ikuto, Nagi, Kukai, Kairi, and Tadase) Listen, if you guys are going to be charged for murder, I'm going to be supporting you guys all the way.
~One week later~
The person who manages the funeral: We gather here today to honor Hank and Frank… (rambles on)
Ikuto: (glares) Serves those two right.
Kukai: Se merecen lo que tienen. (They deserved what they got.)
Nagi: I'm glad they're dead.
Tadase: What I did back then was so unkingly…
Kairi: Musashi lectured me about murder and how it is highly unhonorable…
