"That's right. I am the virus maker. And there's no way I'm gonna let you spread this information out to the whole world." Luigi said, stepping closer to Rosalina.
"No..." Rosalina whispered and ran for the door. But she was too slow as Luigi caught her and slammed her body against the wall, knocking her out.
Some time later...Rosalina found herself tied to a chair. She could barely move her arms and legs.
"Jeeze, you're not as strong as I thought you were..." Luigi taunted. He was sipping some beer from who knows where he got that from and he enjoye it nicely.
"Why are you doing this Luigi? It just makes no sense!" Rosalina asked.
"Why? Well, I'll tell you simply. For fame and respect." Luigi boldly answered, taking another big gulp of his beer bottle.
"Fame...and respect? But wait, you are ALREADY famous and you have tons of fans who respect you as well! That doesn't make any sense!" Rosalina cried.
"I already know that! But you know what? I'm sick and tired of living in my brothers shadow all the time. He ALWAYS gets all the fame and respect because he always saves Peach's dumbass because she's too stupid to defend herself from Bowser! Do you know how many times he's done that? Hundreds of freaking times! Ever since we lived in the Mushroom Kingdom it's always been about Mario, Mario, Mario and never LUIGI! The only thing I'm famous for is for being Mario's brother! That's it! He rarely gives me a chance to go on adventures with him, and when I do, he always takes all the credit! Do you know how aggravating that feels? Do you? Well, after tonight, I'll be known as the hero. I'll be known as the one found out the virus-maker and killed them. I'll be known as the sole survivor in this mansion. I'll gain a ton of more new fans and since Mario will be dead too, I'll have the spotlight all to myself. And hell, I may even get a girlfriend who isn't a constant bitch all the time!" Luigi psychotically said.
"You're freaking insane. I can't believe you would do this just for some fame...and...wait a second, what do you mean you'll be known as the hero? And what do you mean that you'll find the virus-maker and kill them?" Rosalina asked.
"Heh heh heh...that's where you come in Rosalina. I have everything planned out to make me look innocent when those soldiers get by here. I make it look like YOU were the one who started this virus and you were going to inject me with the virus. Then I say we had an all-out brawl and you hurt a bunch, until I get out this gun..." Luigi pulled out a revolver form his right pocket.
"...and shoot you." He finished. Rosalina gasped in deep shock.
"No way they're gonna believe that! That's so stupid!" She spat.
"Maybe, but tell me, who are they gonna believe more? The brother of a hero...or someone who's from outer space?" Luigi asked.
Rosalina didn't know how to respond. Luigi just laughed again.
"Alright, now let's get this show on the road..." Luigi stated. He grabbed his beer bottle and his head hard with it, shattering the bottle into tons of tiny pieces. Rosalina flinched back.
"Ouch...err...I can already FEEL the bloody marks on my head. I'm doing good so far, wouldn't you say?" Luigi asked creepy. Rosalina didn't want to respond.
Next, he got out his pocketknife from left pocket, and aimed it towards his chest.
"This is gonna hurt..." Luigi said, bracing himself. He stabbed himself right above his belly button, as deep as he could.
"AAAAAHHHH! GOD FREAKING DAMNIT!" Luigi screamed from the excruciating pain. His blood started to drip on the floor. Rosalina tried to look away cause she didn't want to see such a disturbing sight.
Luigi then held out his right arm and then made a quick slit down his underarm.
"AH! FREAKING A!" Luigi screamed. More of his blood was dripping to the floor.
"This isn't happening..." Rosalina said to himself.
"There. That's it for the knife..." Luigi said in relief, trying to ignore his pain. He threw the pocket knife onto Rosalina's lap.
Luigi faced his way towards the mirror. He then ran as fast as he could and slammed himself against the mirror, breaking it to many pieces.
"Stop it, just stop it!" Rosalina yelled. She just wanted to get everything overwith.
"Well then, I think that's enough bruising. Certainly looks believable in my opinion. Now...you're next, Rosalina." Luigi smirked. Rosalina started to panic.
The door slammed open.
"What the hell is this?" DK loudly asked.
"DK! You gotta help me! Luigi's the one who started the virus and he's trying to kill me!" Rosalina cried.
"Huh, well this is an interesting turn of events..." DK said while crossing his arms.
"Of course it is. But since you know everything as well, I'm gonna have to kill you. So sorry." Luigi said with a smirk and aimed his revolver at DK.
"Oh really? And isn't that zombie over there suppose to be dead?" DK asked.
"Huh?" Luigi turned around in confusion.
DK punched the back of Luigi's head which knocked him to the ground. "YOU BITCH!" Luigi yelled and kicked DK hard in the kneecap which made him fall over as well. DK smacked Luigi in the face, accidentally throwing tossing the revolver by Rosalina. Luigi got on top of DK and started to strangle him as hard as he could. DK rejuvenated and punched Luigi in the face and threw him over. He got up, ran to where the Revolver was and shot Luigi in the chest.
Luigi was knocked down by the sudden impact. He breathed his last breath of life as his eyes got heavier and heavier and his mind was fading away.
"Yes...I did it...I killed him! I freaking killed the maker of this stupid virus..." DK said in relief. He then went to Rosalina and untied her.
"Thank you so much for coming for me DK! If it weren't for you, I would've been dead by now! And how did you know I was down here anyway?" Rosalina said, giving DK a hug.
"It was just a lucky guess, I guess. I tried looking for everyone after I was done lifting weights, but saw that Yoshi, Toadette, Dixie was dead and I had to kill Peach as well. So I decided that you or Luigi had to be down here." DK explained.
"Wait a second...YOU WERE LIFTING WEIGHTS THE ENTIRE TIME WHEN YOU COULD'VE HELPED ME AND DIXIE OUT?" Rosalina screamed furiously.
"Um...yeah...about that..." DK laughed in a nervous way, scratching the back of his head.
"YOW!" DK screamed as a pain in his leg shot straight through his body.
Luigi wasn't done yet. He removed the pocketknife from DK's calf and stabbed him in the back.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He screamed in pain.
"Should've shot me in the head, dumb bitch! Ever heard of a bullet proof vest?" Luigi yelled into DK's ear, grabbing his revolver back.
"TAKE THIS!" Rosalina yelled and stabbed Luigi in the head with a mirror glass shard. Blood oozed out of his head and Luigi well to the ground again and died for real this time.
"DK, are you okay?" Rosalina kneeled down to him.
"Yeah, I am...but I'm in a hell of a lot of pain right now..." DK said, breathing fast.
"FREEZE!" Said a soldier's voice who busted in the room.
"Ah!" Rosalina jumped. "Oh, thank god you guys are here! You gotta help my friend here, he's been hurt!"
"Okay, we'll take him in with us. What is your name, ma'am?"
"Rosalina. That there is Donkey Kong." She answered.
"And what about that dead guy behind you?"
"That's Luigi Mario. The maker of the zombie virus. He's the one who caused this catastrophe." Rosalina said with a smirk.
The soldier's eyes widened.
Later on, Rosalina was being escorted out of the mansion while DK was being transferred out onto one of those stretchers. They both got into a helicopter.
"Where are you guys taking us?" Rosalina asked.
"Over to Rogueport. Almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom has been infected and it's no longer a safe place stay. And thankfully with your information on Luigi Mario, we can figure out how to stop this virus." Said the toad soldier.
Rosalina smiled in happiness. She was glad everything was turning out for the better. She was glad that her and DK were both alive. She was glad that Luigi's evil plans were put to a stop.
The only thing she wasn't glad about was having most of her friends killed. She would never see them again and it's only just a memory of them now. She wished there was a way she could bring him back but that's not possibly of course. She'll just have to live with it for the rest of her life.
And Luigi was definitely gonna be famous for one thing: Being the cause of the zombie virus.
"Damn, the zombie scratched me hella hard..." Said Dimentio, who was also a soldier enlisted in the army. His scratch wound was bleeding a bit.
EOF.
Yep, that's the end. Good triumphed over evil in the end. However, the story doesn't end there, oh no. There will be a sequel coming up in a few days that will take place in Rogueport. Can you guess what's gonna happen there?
