Kingdom Bloopers

Chapter Seven

Full Moon!!

Saïx POV

The people! They entered my room without permission!

Call in…the full moon!!

Muahahahahahahahaha!!

It's a giant heart…so pretty.

Only you could have made it this far in one piece…mommy. I MEAN ROXAS!!

Really getting old? Oh yeah? I'm 200 years old!

He's Sora? Riiiigghhttt…

See this really pretty shiny big amazing weapon? I can get bigger. Watch.

SEE? SEE SEE SEE??

Different name, same pretzel.

I mean fate!

I FARTED AND MADE THE BAD GUYS VANISH!

Fear the power of…the full moon!

Fear me, or I shall defy you with my farts!

Moon, shine down!

Not that moon!

Yet.

(After fight)

They beat me…

WAHHHHHH!!

They were not phased by the full moon…

BUTT CRAMP!!

Why…why did the full moon not work?!

Kingdom Hearts…

Where is my heart!!

YOU ATE IT?

Kingdom Hearts…All your base are belong to us!!

Sora: HUH?

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