((Apologies for the delay. If this chapter was not entertaining, I'm afraid the next one may be executed poorly since half of it is purely fighting.))


Glynda walked up to Ozpin, who was still looking over the cliff. "Ms. Goodwitch, how are the students?"

Glynda had a hint of a blush before she switched the display from Jaune and Pyrrha to Flappy Bird. "Um, they're doing fine. But that Jaune, uh, I think he should be removed from a school and placed somewhere safe."

Ozpin took a sip of his coffee. "Look, unless Jaune faked his transcripts, he belongs to Beacon...as soon as he completes initiation, of course."

"I understand..." Glynda turned to leave. "Good thing you decided not to use my priceless chess set this year, right?"


"This looks priceless." Yang picked up a white knight piece. "Man, if I actually owned this, I'll punch anyone who tries to use it like this."

"Right." Blake agreed.


Ozpin was strangely quiet.


Meanwhile, Jaune and Pyrrha were walking inside a cave. "Jaune, are you sure the relic is this way?"

"Of course I'm sure." Jaune replied. "They usually put treasures in the ca-"

He tripped, and the torch fell into a puddle of water, plunging everything into darkness. Jaune opened his eyes, and it was the only thing he could see.

"Oh great, I just destroyed the animation budget." Jaune's eyes look around, the sound of something shuffling. "Pyrrha, not now. Leave my clothes on. Hey, stop poking me with your hard thing."

"Who are you talking to?" Pyrrha said as her eyes and blush lit up behind her.

Jaune had a sinking feeling. "If that's you, then who's in front of me?"


Seconds later, Pyrrha ran out of the cave, with a giant scorpion crashin through the cave's entrance. Jaune was hanging onto the scorpion's tail for dear life. "How does a scorpion fit into a fairy tale!"

"It's probably a fable!" Pyrrha shouted back, drawing out her spear. "Don't worry, I'll catch you-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Now playing: Angry Birds in Space. Watch as the blue bird is flung out of orbit, screaming like a girl as it continued to fly off the screen. There was another bird in line, but she decided to quit the game.


"Ruby?" Yang looked around as the screaming continued.

Blake looked up. "That her?"

"AAAAAAAH!" Ruby took a deep breath as she continued to fall from the sky. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"