Total Drama World Detour Episode 7

Chris speaks from the cockpit:

"Last time on Total Drama World Detour: The challenges keep getting harder for our contestants, and they are starting to lose it. Sugar continues to push around Ella, while Bridgette tries to form a plan to stop Sugar. We headed to Victoria Falls, where our contestants gave new meaning to the word 'waterfall.' People fell, got up, and fell again, in what was one of the most brutal challenges in Total Drama history! We also had a twin rivalry to settle, which was awesome! In the end, it was Team Olympic winning the gold, and Team Pahkitew voting another team member off. Bridgette used Heather skills she never thought she had, and found a way to get rid of Sugar with only one vote! Who's gonna fly high? Who's gonna literally fly high? And why are they still doing the Aftermath? Find out the answers to all these questions and more, on this episode of Total, Drama, World Detour!"

Intro Plays.

"Welcome back," said Chris. "Today's challenge is going completely make our contestants go insane, and are cameo appearance even more insane."

First class:

"Well this is certainly an improvement," said Sky as she relaxed in a lounge chair.

"I know!" said Anne Maria enthusiastically. "Do you know how hard it is to keep up my hair care in the other classes?"

"I can only imagine the frustration," said Dave sarcastically.

"Where's Zoey?" Mike asked suddenly. He was the first to notice that Zoey hasn't been seen for quite a while.

"I'll go look for her!" Anne Maria volunteered.

Confessional Zoey: "I hope no one finds me in here, I just want some alone time, especially since Mike and I haven't been talking that much lately. I don't know what's up with him, but we spend less and less time together each day, it makes me worried."

End Confessional

Zoey walks out of the confessional bathroom and runs into Anne Maria.

"There you are, where were you?" Anne Maria asked.

"Just doing a confessional, why?"

"You just seem really upset for some reason, you want to talk?"

Confessional Zoey: "Anne Maria, wanting to talk? This isn't like her at all!"

End Confessional

"Sure, thank you," replied Zoey.

"So what's on your mind?" asked Anne Maria.

"Well, I feel like Mike and I are growing apart. We talk less and less and I'm worried about our relationship."

"I figured that was the issue," said Anne Maria. "It's pretty obvious."

"Is it really that obvious?"

"Yeah, everyone knows something is up between you guys," Anne Maria lied. "And a lot of people also think that it seems that Mike has been hanging out with Sky a lot."

"Well I'm sure they hang out sometimes, they became good friends."

"Thing what you want Zoey, but Mike hanging out with Sky more than you, it seems really suspicious. I'd watch out for Sky if I were you."

Confessional Anne Maria: "Just totally made that up oh my God I'm a great liar!"

Confessional Zoey: "Now that I think about it, Anne Maria might be right! Mike has been spending some time with Sky lately. Well now at least I think I identified the problem, and soon I will work on fixing it!"

End Confessionals

"Thank you Anne Maria," said Zoey, heading back to first class.

"Any time girl!" Anne Maria replied.

Middle Class:

"I hate this class!" Jo yelled. "Why do you guys have to stink so much!"

"We're trying our best!" Harold responded. "You can't ask for more than that!"

"I don't care how much you try!" Jo screamed. "The only thing that matters is results, and we need to move up into first class this challenge!"

"Maybe we would win a challenge if you didn't bring so much negative energy," Shawn suggested.

"Negative energy?" said Jo in a deadly quiet voice. "I'm the one who's keeping this team out of last."

"Because you know that if we do come in last it's your sorry butt that goes home!" Leshawna retorted.

"Whatever, I'm going to get some food!" Jo stormed out.

Confessional Harold: "Jo can be really mean sometimes! Sure, she helps the team along but she's so nasty."

Confessional Jo: "I'm sick of pulling everyone's weight for them! If they're not going to produce, then I'm just not gonna try!"

End Confessionals

"Just give her some time to cool down," Brick suggested.

"Fine," Leshawna replied, "but if she can't get her act together then its bye to the jock."

"I just hope this next challenge deals with something other than strength because in that regard we are a complete zero," Shawn commented.

"Excuse me, but you're looking at a graduate of the Royal Military College of Canada, I'm not a zero in strength," Brick replied.

"Says the guy who couldn't climb up the waterfall like the rest of us," said Jasmine.

"That was a waterfall, and not part of military training," said Brick.

"Then let's see how strong you are!" Shawn challenged. "Lift up that seat!"

Brick went over the one of the airplane seats, tried to lift it up, and failed.

"Okay this is a little extreme!" said Brick.

"Weakling!" Shawn taunted.

Confessional Brick: Okay, I know it was just a friendly joke, but I was starting to get very offended.

End Confessional

Loser Class:

"So we're back here again, great!" Scott complained.

"Yeah well get over it you wimp!" Izzy yelled, kind of like a drill sergeant.

"Man, you love using the military persona, don't you," said Bridgette.

"You have a problem with that soldier!" Izzy yelled.

"No ma'am!" replied Bridgette.

"Well then let's win this challenge friends!" said Ella, who started to be in a much happier mood since Sugar got the boot. "None of us want to be at risk of elimination, right Dawn?"

"Right," she replied. "Wouldn't want to be at risk of elimination."

She glanced around nervously.

Confessional Dawn: "So yes, I have already received the Chris Head. I just don't want anyone to find out about it, because when they do, they'll want me to have me use it as soon as possible."

End Confessional

Chris began to make announcements from the ever present loudspeaker: "Attention contestants, we are about to arrive at out next destination, and get ready to feel…closed in!"

"Wonder what that means," said Izzy.

"I don't know," replied Bridgette, "but I don't think it'll be that fun."

The contestants exit the plane to where Chris was waiting for them.

"Welcome to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam!" said he. "There are many fun and life threatening things to choose from in this city!"

"You can find life threatening things in any city, Chris!" said Dave.

"True!" Chris replied. "Anyway, out of all the fun stuff, we chose a challenge for you that requires no strength, no speed, but some brains."

"Yes!" exclaimed Harold.

"Today's challenge is simple. We will be blindfolding you all and putting each of the teams at a random point deep inside the Cu Chi tunnels! These tunnels were used in the Vietnam War. Your task is to find your way out through the labyrinth of tunnels. You will be provided a map, but be warned, the map is really old, and only contains part of the network of tunnels, so you'll also have to rely a little on luck. First team out wins first class, last team will send someone home. Any questions?"

"Will we be getting flashlights?" asked Sky.

"If you insist…each team gets one flashlight," said Chris. "Anything else?"

No one answered.

"Good, now to introduce our next cameo, Gwen!"

Gwen came striding towards the group.

"Hey guys!" she said.

"What's up girl!" said Leshawna, happy to be reunited with her friend.

"We chose her simply because she is claustrophobic, and her going down into those tunnels will get excellent ratings!" said Chris.

"Wait…tunnels?" Gwen asked.

"Yes…tunnels!" replied Chris.

"No way!" said Gwen. "Not happening!"

"Too bad, you have to," said Chris. "To find out which team will have to deal with her during this challenge, let's spin the Wheel of Gwen! Team Pahkitew, since you lost the last challenge, you will have two spaces to the other teams' one space per team."

Chris spun the wheel, but despite the probability of it landing of Team Pahkitew, it landed on Team Heather.

"Team Heather will be travelling with Gwen," Chris announced.

"You guys named your team after Heather?" an astonished Gwen asked. "Are you guys insane?"

"It was kind of an accident on my part," Leshawna confessed.

"I never thought I'd hear that from you, Leshawna!" said Gwen.

"I'm full of surprises girl!"

"Enough with the chit chat girls," said Chris. "Time to begin the challenge! Before that though, a couple of additional points. First, make sure you get out at the right exit, there are many to choose from. If you get out at the wrong exit, you cannot go above ground to where the finish line is, you must go back through the tunnels."

"Of course," said Dave, "why shouldn't this be as complicated as possible."

"Secondly, I just want to take a few moments to-"

"Alright that's enough talk! We're wasting time!" said Bridgette as she urged her team to start heading towards the tunnels.

"Guys wait-"

"Yeah let's start already!" said Anne Maria.

The teams ran to the tunnels' entrance and went inside, each team to a different entrance.

"Why is it that they always run away before I tell them about the traps inside!" Chris complained to Chef. "Would they rather not know what will put their lives in mortal danger!"

"I guess not," said Chef.

"Then they complain about how sadistic and crazy I am! Maybe if they would actually listen, they could avoid all the danger!"

"Their loss," said Chef.

"You said it Chef, because now I'm gonna make the danger ten times worse!"

TEAM HEATHER

"Guys, this is really freaking me out!" said Gwen with sheer terror in her voice.

"You don't have to come with us, you're not part of the team," said Shawn.

"Oh yes she is!" said Chris from an unseen loudspeaker. "She has to cross the finish line with you guys for you to finish!"

"Come on!" Gwen complained.

Confessional Gwen: "I hate that crazy, sadistic jerk!"

End Confessional

"Listen here gothy!" said Jo. "The less you complain, the better the chance that we can figure something out, so shut up, and let us think of a way out!"

"Be quite guys!" Harold whispered. "We don't want to attract anything."

"What do you mean?" asked Leshawna.

"During the Vietnam War, many soldiers lived in these tunnels. These tunnels have been known for its ants, centipedes, spiders, and scorpions."

"Not spiders!" said Leshawna in fright.

Confessional Leshawna: "It wasn't really shown for that much time, but if you remember Phobia Factor, I have a fear of spiders. Those creepy crawly things with hairy legs freak me out!"

End Confessional

"Yeah spiders," said Harold. "And there was a lot of malaria going around, and stomach parasites."

"Way to freak everyone out Harold!" said Jasmine.

"What! I'm trying to warn you guys!"

"Well at least we now know to be careful," said Brick. "No one touch anything! And everyone should put on some of my emergency long pants!"

"Why do you carry a pack of long pants with you?" Shawn asked.

"That's a different story," said Brick. "But these will help with the bugs. With the malaria, we'll just have to get lucky I guess."

"Chris did say we'd need some luck," said Jasmine.

"Let's hope our luck starts now, because I think I just heard something!" Gwen screamed.

TEAM OLYMPIC

"What was that?" said Geoff.

"It sounded like something was squeaking," said Mike.

"Rats?" suggested Sky.

"They don't have rats in Vietnam dude," said Geoff.

"There are rats everywhere!" said Dave. "Use your brain for once party boy!"

"Sorry man, sheesh, give me a break."

Confessional Dave: "Stupidity bothers me, especially stupidity of the Geoff variety."

Confessional Geoff: "I've never seen a rat outside of North America before. But I heard they have rats in Mexico, so maybe there are."

End Confessionals

"Someone should go scout ahead to see what's coming," Mike suggested.

"I'll go," said Sky.

"She was about to leave when…

"Sky wait!" said Anne Maria.

"What's the problem," said Sky.

"You…shouldn't go alone out there, it's too dangerous!"

"I appreciate your concern, but I'm an Olympian, I think I can handle it."

"No, I insist someone comes with you, I couldn't stand it if something happened to a teammate." Anne Maria crossed her fingers behind her back.

"Then you go with her," said Dave.

"No!" said Anne Maria. "I mean…I have poor vision, and…my contact lenses went…missing! Why doesn't Zoey head out with Sky while the rest stay back."

Confessional Anne Maria: "To put it in Owen's terms, I'm just stirring up the doo-doo."

End Confessional

"Sure I'll go with her," said Zoey.

"Okay," said Mike, "But be careful you guys, there might be things more dangerous than rats out there."

"We'll be okay," said Sky.

Zoey and Sky started walking around a hundred yards ahead of the rest of the group, too far to remain in sight, yet close enough to be heard if they yelled loudly.

"I have a bad feeling about this," said Mike.

"Nah they'll be fine, both of them can go into kick-butt mode when it's called for," said Geoff.

TEAM PAHKITEW

"Sense anything Dawn?" asked Bridgette.

"No living things as far as I can tell," she replied.

"That's a relief," said Scott.

"No it's not!" said Izzy. "I really wanted to run into the Cu Chi Monster!"

"The Cu Chi Monster?" said everyone else, confused.

"You guys never heard the legend?" Izzy asked in astonishment.

"You mean the legend you're making up as you go along?" said Scott.

"No it's real I swear!" said Izzy.

"Whatever you say," said Scott.

Confessional Scott: "There is no chance that this Cu Chi Monster exists, even the name sounds cliché."

End Confessional

"Okay, so once upon a time," Izzy began, "during the Vietnam War, there was a period of three or four days when the soldiers fighting for Northern Vietnam had to hide in these very tunnels as the Southern Vietnamese and their allies were bombing."

"I thought Ho Chi Minh City was in the south," said Bridgette.

"It is, but the tunnels spread throughout the country," said Izzy. "Anyway-"

"Wait," said Scott. "You're telling me that we could walk for miles and miles looking for Chris, and end up on the other side of the country!"

"Yep!" said Izzy. "But continuing with the story-"

"Forget the story!" said Scott. "We are getting out of these tunnels right now!"

"We have to find the right exit Scott," said Dawn.

"Then we'll find it," he replied, "but I'm not staying in here long enough for us to get lost, and hearing a stupid made-up story isn't gonna help!"

"Aw really?" Izzy complained. "But it's such a good story!"

Confessional Izzy: "What's with these people?"

End Confessional

"Guys I think something might be down this way," said Bridgette.

"How could you possibly know that," said Scott.

"Uh, hello! He gave us a map, remember?"

"Oh…right," said Scott.

"I think it's this way," said Bridgette, but soon followed that up with: "Oh my God!"

"What is it?" Ella asked. "Giant scorpion!"

"Cool!" said Izzy.

The scorpion moved in to attack Team Pahkitew.

"Run!" Dawn yelled.

They started to run (duh). They kept turning to try to lose the scorpion but the scorpion was persistent in his chase.

"Look!" said Ella "It's a low tunnel, the scorpion won't be able to fit!"

"Hurry guys," said Dawn as the team ran into the low tunnel.

"I think we're safe now oof!" Scot grunted. The reason he grunted was because he ran straight into a wall.

"You had to pick the dead end," Scott said to Ella in a dazed voice.

"Oops…sorry friend," said Ella.

Confessional Scott: "Can't really blame her for that one, though I'd really like to."

End Confessional

The scorpion, though he couldn't fit, tried to at least stick one of his pointy legs inside to try and stab the contestants.

"Everyone try to get into the corners!" said Bridgette. "It'll be harder for him to get us that way."

Everyone tried to fit into the corners.

Confessional Scott: "In retrospect, it was really too bad that Owen wasn't there, he could've shielded us all."

End Confessional

"Ah!" Ella started to scream as the leg began get close to her.

"Kick his leg away!" said Bridgette to Ella.

"Shhh," said Dawn. "He's trying to talk to me!"

Everyone stopped to give Dawn some quiet.

"What's it saying," Izzy whispered.

"It's saying," Dawn replied. "That it's a girl, and the blonde should stop saying 'him'."

Confessional Bridgette: "Well excuse me giant scorpion I didn't realize you were so sensitive."

End Confessional

"Now that you're done discussing its gender, can you guys please get to the part where he leaves us alone," said Scott.

"He says we're trespassing his territory," said Dawn. "He'll kill us if we don't leave."

"Wait…I have an amazing idea," said Izzy, whispering in Dawn's ear.

Confessional Dawn: "I must admit, that was actually a smart plan. Good work Izzy!"

End Confessional

TEAM HEATHER

"I think I heard something," said Gwen.

"You've been saying that for the past twenty minutes and nothing has crossed out path!" said Jo.

"Well sorry!" said Gwen. "Just a bit nervous here."

"I think Gwen might be right this time guys," said Jasmine, "because I just heard something also."

They turned a corner…to find a giant scorpion blocking their path.

"About face!" said Harold as Team Heather turned around and ran.

Confessional Dawn: "Ah, the perks of scorpion-whispering."

End Confessional

"I told you I heard something," said Gwen to Jo.

"Shut up and keep running," she replied. "I am not losing because you got eaten by a giant scorpion."

"Wow, I'm sorry me being eaten would be such an inconvenience!" said Gwen.

Confessional Gwen: "If she's annoying me that much in one cameo, I can only imagine how annoying she is 24/7."

End Confessional

"Someone do something!" said Leshawna. "I can't run forever!"

"I'll save us," said Harold. "I know Kung Fu!"

"Harold," said Brick, "no offense but you'll only get yourself killed."

"Not if I kill it first!" he replied as he charge the scorpion.

Confessional Brick: "Not like I didn't warn him."

End Confessional

The scorpion snatched Harold off the ground and slowly began to lower him into her mouth.

"Someone help me!" Harold yelled.

Brick took off his shoe and threw it at the scorpion. It hit her right in the face and she dropped Harold.

"Keep it up and I'll throw the other one too," said Brick.

The scorpion ran away.

"Yeah baby!" said Leshawna to Brick. "That's teamwork. High five!"

"We're wasting time, let's go!" said Jo.

The team started walking at a fast pace, using the map as best they could.

TEAM OLYMPIC

"Can you help me with this map," said Sky, "I feel like you'd be better at that than me."

"Sure," said Zoey, taking the map.

"So how's this season so far for you, everything good?" asked Sky.

"So far so good," Zoey replied. "What about you? I heard you and Mike became good friends."

"Yeah he's a really nice guy, you're lucky to have him."

Confessional Zoey: "She seems to be genuinely honest with me about being only friends with Mike. That, or she's a very good liar."

End Confessional

"You guys have been spending a lot of time together," said Zoey.

"I guess so, but I'm sure he spends way more time with you."

"Actually, not really."

"What? But I figured he loved to hang out with you."

"Guess not," said Zoey wistfully. "Maybe he'd rather spend time with you."

"Zoey, I promise there's nothing going on between us, he's all yours, and if he's not spending time with you then you should go talk to him."

"You're right."

"And trust me," Sky continued, "you'll count yourself lucky once you've heard about my relationship problems."

"You mean the whole Dave thing?"

"Yeah, I thought he'd forgive me once he heard my side of the story, but Dave can be an unreasonable person sometimes."

"So forget about him," Zoey suggested.

"I can't really do that if he's on my team and I see him 24/7."

"Well I hope you can get through this somehow."

"Thanks Zoey," said Sky.

Confessional Sky: "Zoey s a really nice person, and a really good friend. She could've been really mean to me if she thought I had a secret relationship with Mike but she was all cool and everything. Really sweet."

End Confessional

"I think I see some daylight up ahead," said Zoey.

"Let's go back and tell the others."

Back to where Chris and Chef were waiting at the finish line.

"All the teams are close to the finish line, but who's gonna succeed, and who will utterly fail?" said Chris.

"I think I see some people!" said Chef.

Team Heather climbed out of a hole in the ground.

"We won!" Jasmine exclaimed. "Yes!"

"Oh yeah! That's right baby!" said Leshawna joyfully.

"Not so fast Team Heather," said Chris. "You guys came out of the wrong hole!"

"What?" Jo yelled.

Chris pointed towards the area that they came from. There were two identical holes two feet apart. The only difference was that one had a sign in front that said 'finish' while the other didn't.

"You guys had to come out of the right hole," said Chris. "You guys came out the wrong one, and now you guys have to go back in and come out again from the right one."

"Fine," said Shawn, "we'll go the extra two feet." He climbed back down, but found a huge problem.

"Guys!" said Shawn in alarm.

"What is it now," said Brick.

Shawn pointed. Though the two holes were merely two feet apart, they were entrances to two separate tunnels, with a wall between them.

"Come on!" Jo screamed.

"Yep!" said Chris. "You guys have to go back in there and figure out a route back through the labyrinth until you find the right tunnel."

"No!" Gwen yelled. "I'm not back down there."

"Yes you are!" said Jo.

"No," said Jasmine. "Give me a little time and I'll break through the wall."

"Are you sure you can manage that?" asked Shawn.

"Yes I'm sure!" said Jasmine.

"Well you'd better hurry up," said Chris, "because Team Olympic is already here."

Team Olympic emerged from the right hole.

"Team Olympic wins!" Chris announced.

"Hurry up!" said Jo.

"I'm trying!" said Jasmine.

"We're losing time!" said Harold.

"Just let me concentrate!" said Jasmine as she continued to pound the wall.

"Almost there girl!" said Leshawna.

"And Team Pahkitew comes in second! Team Heather, time to vote!"

"Yes!" said Dawn as they emerged from the correct hole.

"No!" said Jo. "Unbelievable!"

"Whatever," said Gwen. "Good luck guys!"

"Alright Team Heather, head to the elimination room and cast your votes!" said Chris.

Confessional Jo: "They're all useless. I just don't which loser to vote for!"

Confessional Leshawna: "That girl has got to get a grip."

Confessional Jasmine: "Just as usual, her meanness just gets rude and annoying, and she goes early."

Confessional Shawn: "I hope the zombies get her first."

End Confessionals

"Today's souvenir will be none other than scorpions!" Chris announced.

"What?" The team yelled in unison.

"Relax, we couldn't get the real scorpions from the tunnels, so we settled for plush toys."

"Phew," the team sighed.

"Okay, when I call your name, come up to receive your souvenir," said Chris.

"Let's get this over with," said Brick.

"Harold…Shawn," said Chris.

The two boys collected their scorpions.

"Brick."

"Leshawna."

There were only two people left now.

"Jasmine, you're on the chopping block for failing to knock down that wall in time. Jo, you're on the chopping block for being your usual angry self."

"I was just…using constructive criticism," said Jo, trying to make an excuse.

"Yeah, right," said Chris. "I think it is quite obvious that with one vote against her, the final scorpion goes to…Jasmine!"

"What?" said Jo, enraged. "I'm the only one on this team that actually does anything! You'll lose every challenge without me!"

"What can I say," said Chris. "Your yelling does get tiring after a while, for both the contestants and the viewers. It's Ejection Seat of Shame time!"

"No! I refuse to go out like this!" said Jo.

Chef grabbed her and forced her into the chair.

"Bye Jo!" said Brick as Jo was heaved into the air.

"Boy am I glad she's gone," said Leshawna.

Confessional Harold: "So the naturally mean people are actually getting eliminated quite early, the remaining contestants are overall nice people."

Confessional Anne Maria: "So it looks like my plan backfired, Zoey and Sky bonded. But don't worry, I have much more up my sleeve, besides the ten varieties of deodorant that I put on every day."

End Confessionals

Chris concludes: "So it looks like our main villain this year is the hair princess. What plan will she come up with next? What dangers will our contestants have to go through in the future? Will Team Heather ever earn first class again? Find out the answers to all this and more, next time, on Total, Drama, World Detour!"

Voting summary:

Jasmine: Jo

Harold: Jo

Brick: Jo

Shawn: Jo

Leshawna: Jo

Jo: Jasmine