Translate SRW into Wing; RZC into Claw M into Michi; Y into Miyuki.
SRW: WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE A DISCLAIMER YET, CLAW-SAN!?
RZC: Sorry...
SRW: Okay, just... do it... NOW. Have you brought any guests?
RZC: Just Michi and Miyuki. They followed me.
M: So, just the other day, I happened to be watching a horrible and depressing show...
Y: Roots! It's horrible!
M: So, I made a time machine and...
SRW: Ooooh! Ohhh! What did you do to them!? Heeheehehee
RZC: Oh no, you know they are just actors, right?
M: Yeah, I know. I'm not as dumb and Miyuki.
SRW: I feel offended
Y: ...
After everyone has recovered from Yuki and Wing's attack...
M: We brought the real slave owners here.
Everyone: Shall We?
After 5 minutes of torture.
SO (slave owners): OKAY WE GIVE IN!
RZC: Say the disclaimer!
SO: T-these e-evil wom-
Y/W: *evil glare on their faces and pulling out their weapons*
1 SO: Marry me~ (to miyuki)
M+Y: ...*KICK PUNCH KICK!*
SO: SRW AND RZC DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR YU-GI-OH!
RZC: That's good!
SRW: You never actually did the disclaimer...
RZC: Bye! And ps. There's gonna be a new character coming soon!
SRW: WHAT!? GET BACK HERE, BAKA! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION!
RZC: BYE!
Michi's pov.
I was up at about 2 in the morning, sitting by edge of the mountain, my feet dangling off the tree branch. I was chipping away at a diamond, making it into an arrow. I had been making various kinds of weapons since 2 o'clock and it's about 5 now. I had made 4 arrowheads, a spear head, a sword, some kunai shaped blades, some flat blade knives, some straws and a few baby bottles. That was not a weapon, but they might be necessary soon, I placed my hands on my cloak around my stomach, and rubbed the wiggling bump that was there. I don't know how soon that the bottles may be needed, but the baby sure was kicking hard, so they may be needed soon. The trouble is, I'm not getting any milk, and I'm not even sure the baby will like milk, so I don't know what to do once the baby comes out.
I kept carving the diamonds that I had harvested from my diamond plant. Plant as in tree, not as in factory. The village I come from found that gems grow from plants, and the diamonds I use are all dead because using live diamonds is kind of a waste. Anyway, I watered my plants a bit with some dew stuck on the tree I had climbed and a bit of duck broth and lemonade that I had. The plant likes lemonade best and it's not vegetarian like Miyuki, so it absorbs duck broth for protein. The dew is general nutrition. Anyway, I finished carving and put the weapon tips in the right side of my bag, I'll fashion them to weapons later. I jumped down from the tree, but before I reached the floor, I heard a scream.
I sped walked to the tents and that idiotic owner of Akamaru ran out, followed by my precious pet spider. I ran to the scene and stopped my spider to see if she was hurt. Nope, not a scratch. I jumped on her and faced what's-his-name. He was an idiot and started screaming. "WHAT IS THAT THING!" I blinked at his stupidity, I assumed even if he was idiotic, he knew what a spider was. "Spider" came a low voice, it was menacing and most people would think the voice was creepy. The guy in strange glasses came out of the tent. I remember he had a thing with bugs, he was talking about it a bit yesterday at around eleven when Jen screamed when there was a huge beetle in our tent. It was actually kind of scary, but in a pretty way. The bug guy came in picked up the beetle and left, but not before rambling off some buggy facts.
"WHAT THE HELL IS A SPIDER-ON-STEROIDS DOING IN MY TENT?!" the idiot continues screaming. "Spitzy!" Miyuki jumped at the huge spider hugging it lovingly and Kiba's face turned various shades of green and blue, looking somewhere between super disgusted and sickly surprised. "Um, what?" He asked. "That's onee-chan's black spider she found as a kid, we kept it and it's grown so much. Give it a lot of love because she's going to...*sniffle*..." Miyuki started crying which made all the guys (not including Shikamaru, since he's a lazybutt) swarm her and start comforting her. "What was all that about?" Ino asked. I pet my spider and she shrunk. she crawled up my gloves and up my sleeves, settling in my hair as a hair clip. "She's old. She's gonna die soon, so Miyuki is a little sad."
"Aren't you sad?" Ino asks "It's YOUR spider."
I didn't answer, but I was a bit sad when I think of the death of my pet. I just didn't want to admit having any emotions because, well, it's a long story that I try not to remember.
Ino got the message. Jen started complaining "I'm hungry, it's so cold and it's so early, the sun's not even up yet! Ugh, we're in the middle of nowhere! I remember how miserable we are right now and oh-my-gosh my hair is so messed up, where are the showers?" I wondered how she survived living in the wilderness for so long if right now she was absolutely miserable.
"Come on, we're going hunting." I told her. She just pouted and was about to open her mouth to retort but I clamped my gloved hand over her mouth. "We are going to hunt, whether you like it or not, understand." I spoke in my monotone voice. Jen shivered, so I think she got my message. "Onee-chan~! Can you find me something vegetarian~!" Miyuki was speaking in her sing-song voice with her puppy-dog eyes... I must do my job as an older sibling and get her some veggie stuffzzz :3...*stare at Miyuki with sparkles all around her*...'Kawai'...
I waved at Jen, I needed her to hunt with me, mainly because I need the experience she has with the wild, partly because I feel bad for getting her kicked out of the village. "I wanna come!" Tenten ran up to me. Underneath the shadow of my hood, I made a happy expression 'For once someone wants to come!' (for other people, that means turning up their lips into a "smile" for me, smiling means with my soul coming out in my eyes, or as Miyuki says it in the most descriptive and unpoetic way: my pupils dilate -_-) Anyways, the other girls chorused how they wanted to join, and that was fine with me. I did a 'come on' wave with my arm. Some boys *cough cough-Kiba (idiot # 1 as Miyuki says) and Lee (the bushy browed bowl-cut kid with the shinny teeth)* wanted to join too. If they were gonna come, then they will end up stuck in a cave and screaming for help while they rot and us girls will come back with a lot of food for everyone else, I swear.
"No, you can't come" Ino said, echoing my inner thoughts. "What are you guys? The Amazon warriors?" Kiba asked, let down, disappointed and as a joke. Wow, for such an idiot, he can give good guesses. I highly admire the amazonians. And the hunters of Artemis. That was what inspired me with my bow.
Us girls headed to the forest while Miyuki entertained the guys, since she didn't like to hurt animals *cough but-likes-to-torture-people-who-piss-her-off cough* (or slept on Reshi or caused havoc ). Jen held up her head, sniffed, and pointed to an area of the wood, "Duck" she said. She pointed to another area, "some geese" she pointed somewhere else, "a deer" I looked where she was pointing. "How big?"
"Pregnant"
I felt the bump over my tummy "Let's go for some geese."
It was an easy catch, 3 big, fat geese, Ino and Temari made sure they wouldn't escape, and Tenten, Hinata and Jen all killed a geese. I went gathering for Miyuki's breakfast and herbs. I also collected some geese eggs, which made me feel sick, but what breakfast had no egg?
When I got back to camp, Miyuki was soundly asleep and all the boys were just watching her (and I swear I saw some drool coming out of their mouth...). "Pigs" I say. "What? There are pigs on the mountain?" Temari asked. "Yes, right there" I reply, pointing to the huddle of boys.
"Yea, they're all pigs!" Temari said, "That's because Shikamaru is not in the crowd right?" Ayame sounded a bit jealous... I think someone has a crush on lazybutt, but she's not the only one.
"Yea, Shikamaru is such a lazybutt" Ino said, kind of fondly,
"Imagine having to be on a team with him!" Ayame tried to sound like she was sorry for Ino, but it came out all wrong, it sounded like she envied her. Well, girls can be a bit boy crazy sometimes. Even if boy crazy is holding a huge fan or lived in the wild half her life, or can basically take over someone's body.
"He's a gentleman though, he is the one who always catches your body when you go to mind transfer jutsu." Hinata pointed out. Drama. Great entertainment for cooking.
"Well, not all the guys there are idiots" Tenten told us.
"Yea, but you gotta step up your game girl! A certain long haired ninja is more interested in people sleeping on giant dragons than the smokin' weapon user you are!" Ino giggled as she said that.
"Wh-what are you talking about?" Tenten stuttered. Her face was a bit red, but that may have been the fire burning while I cooked and smoked the geese and eggs, but probably not.
"Oh, Tenten, you're smarter than this. 'Smokin' weapon user' is you and 'a certain long haired ninja is Neji.'" Temari pointed out, teasingly.
"But-but, I'm not nearly as pretty as you guys-" Tenten started to say, but was interrupted by Ino. "Nuh-uh! The first step is to have some self confidence. Hinata wasn't confident and look where it got her!" Ino pointed out. "Hey!" Hinata protested. "Oh, don't worry, if you be more confident, you ought to be able to get his attention and maybe confess! That'll make Naruto fall in LOVE!" Ino laughed as she said this. Hinata was curious "you think Naruto will like me?" she asked.
Somewhere where Naruto is
*achoo*... "Is someone thinking about me?! Jiraya-sensei, someone's thinking about me, the future Hokage!" Naruto shouted. "What? Just get back to training" Pervy-sage told him "or wait, maybe you should stop, I think too much of this training is making you delusional..."
Back to the mountaintop
"What you need is a makover!" Ayame suggested. "Um..." Hinata says. "Michi's great at making clothes, she can whip something up, and Miyuki is a goddess at hair! I'll help with accessories and advice. Everyone can get a makeover! It'll be so fun!" The answers ranges from "YAY!" to "Sure, why not..." but they all meant yes. To end things on a happy note...
"Breakfast is ready!"
So, the girls dug in and only Kiba and Shikamaru joined us. Kiba was driven by his hunger, Ayame had refused to give him food yesterday. Shikamaru woke up complaining how early it is and was showered with flirty comments as soon as he started eating.
I was content and full, so was Ayame and Tenten. Ino was full, but a little worried she was putting on a lot of weight, and Temari was still eating, slow eaters are cool! She was quite content. Hinata was probably not as full as she could be, but she was polite and ate a small amount so that others may eat too.
Kiba was a little fuller than last night, and Shikamaru was getting a lot of hand feeding, the girls practically begged to give him food from their share, but in my mind's eye, "begging" was more like:
"You are such a sloppy eater, idiot." *shoves food in his mouth* "that's how you eat goose."
"God, Shikamaru, how can you think of battle strategies for out team when you can't even think of an effective way to eat an egg?" *gives him a bit of yolk*
"Geez, man. You do NOT know how to live in the wild. You eat goose jerky like -" *pops a piece of jerky in his mouth*.
When Temari finished eating and I cooked Miyuki's breakfast, Miyuki woke up. I think after she started eating was when the guys realized there was food to eat. If they broke it up evenly, they would have gotten a few crumbs but Choji ate all of the food, Shino ate... interesting stuff...
Lee was so fast, he ran away and Ayame told him that he got about every poisonous berry there was in the mountain in 30 seconds. He was in despair, but sooner or later he found something edible. He shared it with Neji because he believed he would be a good teammate.
Gaara just killed a poor rabbit hopping around in the bushes, he split it with Kankuro. Miyuki cried on and on about the rabbit that Gaara and Kankuro eventually had to give the rabbit a proper burial, which consisted of the rabbit's bones.
All the pigs will survive, unfortunately. I was really disappointed.
After that, I packed up the tents, but that took a while, so people tried to help. Unfortunately, they were so messy (which caused my sister to freak out), the tents wouldn't fit in the tiny bags and most of them ended up in Miyuki's magic box that is a never ending void.
Then we started traveling
3rd pov
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O" Miyuki fell to her knees with crying a river, holding a the hairclip-sized spider, which is now dead. Michi, who still had her cloak on, was very happy that no one could see her face, which was streaked with tears.
The guys went and comforted the fair Miyuki, even if they were completely grossed out at the spider. The girls comforted both Michi and Miyuki. Miyuki, who was obviously still sad, crystallized the spider (which freaked the group out to no extent) "so that she would never rot away," as Miyuki said.
"Let's-" Michi said raspily. She cleared her throat. "Let's move on."
She took the crystallized spider and slipped it up her hood. Unknown to anyone else, she was using it to hold up her messy bangs, like her spider used to do, when it was living...
Michi, who had once been leading, fell to the back. No one thought it was strange, she was still mourning for a pet, even if the pet is, in their opinion, gross and scary.
They had stopped because Michi fell to her knees, creating a *THUMP* "Michi?" Ino ran up to Michi and put her hand on her back.
"Are you okay?" Tenten asked, patting Michi's back. Michi leaned to the side and threw up on a bush. Gasping for breath, she told them "That was- a really hard kick"
"Um, is she giving birth?" Kiba asked Miyuki. She just ignored him and walked up to me.
"Okay, breath in- out. The shock will go away" Miyuki told Michi.
"This is bad, childbirth can take a really long time," Neji announced. "We won't get anywhere!"
Michi stood up, announcing that they should keep going. As she said that, the bottom of her cloak wriggled. Out crawled a black, leathery dragon-like baby. Everyone grew a sickly green color, except for the Ayame, Miyuki and Michi. Miyuki picked up the dragon and cuddled it happily, which caused the others to turn a hundred shades of green... 'hey, I never knew that color of green existed!' Miyuki thought. Michi gathered the baby dragon and hugged it fondly. The dragon cooed and snuggled in her arms. Michi drew some sort of crystal from under her cloak, but the crystal was a vibrant, vibrant sea green and it was radiating a sweet, loving energy. It was pulsing, and crystals don't normally pulsate... She broke off the top, putting a diamond baby bottle cap on it. Michi placed the crystal bottle in the dragon's mouth. He sucked and Michi stood up, cradling him. She started walking, and the others followed along, asking lots of questions. Miyuki was riding on Reshi (who was in a medium sized form and walking) trying to answer them all at once, but that sounded like:
"What is that?" "That's-"
"Why? She just gave birth to a dragon?" "Because-"
"Wait, who is the father?" "He's-"
"Hey, what is that dragon?" "That's-"
"You didn't answer my question!" "Shut up!"
"COME ON!" Michi yelled from a mile away, everyone hurried (while Miyuki flew on Reshi and reached Michi first) and caught up to her.
As soon as Reshi saw the black dragon he roared in happiness and the black dragon soon followed. Reshi landed as the black dragon grew to the same size as Reshi. Miyuki jumped off of Reshi and watched the two dragons nuzzle each other. The group behind her (not including Michi and Ayame) stared, with mouths wide open, at the dragons and one word came out of their mouth all at once.
"Y-y-yaoi?!" they choked out, even Gaara did it.
"Idiots...they're brothers..." Miyuki and Michi deadpanned in unison. Ayame just laughed at how the group of...idiots... fell on the ground. They all soon recovered from the shock and resumed their journey, with Miyuki once again on Reshi's back while playing with a chibified Zek.
" Hey Michi, do you even know where and what you're looking for? Right now, you look like you don't even know where it is." Kiba said.
"I don't" Michi replied slightly annoyed.
"What?" The group exclaimed. Michi continued walking and was about to repeat what she said... until she landed face first on the ground.
"Found it," Michi said, her voice muffled by the ground. Miyuki started burst out in laughter and jumped off of Reshi, who resumed a chibi form, with Zek( the black dragon's name. Zek was chibified and babyfied too) in her arms. Reshi flew to Miyuki and perched on her shoulder, and Zek tried to help Michi up. Michi got up and cradled him and put his baby bottle in his mouth. And, she took off her cloak.
No one knew what they were expecting, but they weren't expecting what they saw. The first thing they noticed was the streak of purple in her bangs held up by a crystal spider clip, and a streak of bright red down her other side of her head, starting right at the Z- shaped hair part. They couldn't help looking at it, everything else was so... dull. She made the grey sky behind her look as white as snow, because of her blackness (more like darkness) while Miyuki made the sky seem pure black.
Michi's hair was short, a little past chin length, and streaked with purple and black. Her eyes were as black as her hair, or that was what it looked like at first. Once you look closer, you could see that her eyes were purple and gleamed with a kind of sparkle, until you realize that sparkle was the gold splashed in her eyes, her eyes were the same color as Miyuki's except more purple than gold, whereas Miyuki has more gold than purple.
They also noticed that her clothing were complete opposites. Miyuki was dressed in a short red skirt of delicate silk with matching knee-length boots and gloves, while Michi is dressed in a leather jacket zipped up all the way, a long collar flopped this-a-way and that-a-way. Miyuki's shirt was a kimono top with red edges and gold elegant designs, while Michi's leather was decorated with a white leather cross of two bones right under a collar, above a white leather skull. At the bottom of her jacket were multiple white bones, like the ones making up the cross except they were making up a strange symbol like: M.
The team wasn't completely sure what the "M" symbol was, it was not Japanese and nothing that they knew of had that shape. Michi's pants were cotton, dyed a grey only a few shades lighter than the dramatic black on the leather jacket. The pants were ripped at the knees, the cotton white and frayed inside the holes.
She was also wearing boots, but not the below-the-knees length ones that Miyuki had on, the ones that were long, white and delicate. Michi's were leather and black, they reached a little lower than half calf. At first, the boots looked like they had sparkly plastic gemstones, which was kind of strange for her image, but a closer looks says the "gemstones" were tiny bone-white spikes, sticking out of the boots. Not only did the boots have spikes, but so did her leather choker.
Her choker was a black leather strap with a upside-down teardrop shaped, dark grey stone encased in a grey-silver shell shaped cast. The group stared at the siblings with jaws on the ground. One was a dark, punky girl while the other was a bright, sunny and elegant girl...weird. But what else is weird was they were so different, but they were also in some ways, the same.
You would think that was impossible, with those two, but it was true. They both produced an unmistakable aura, an aura you can feel and know right away that the person was there. They both had the same eye colors, they both had boots, necklaces with crystals, pet dragons, multi-color hair, and were both the exact same height, had the same long face shape, it was as if it were possible to cut them exactly in half and place them side by side, they would match up perfectly.
"Are they twins?" the group asked. "Yea, we're twins." Miyuki confirmed their suspicions, while Michi took off her choker. Michi placed the choker on the ground followed by Miyuki's necklace, an elegant gold-silver stone with a color changing stone radiating rays of colorful light encased in the center of it. A vine like design was holding the stone on the back, while a wing-like piece that of it held the stone on the front, but allowing sight of the center stone. Michi kneeled down and waited expectantly. After a few moments, Kiba interrupted with an "And now what?"
Michi sighed and said "Something's missing." Miyuki kneeled down next to her and examined the dirt. "It looks like you need something big, and metallic..." Tenten got out her scroll and asked "A weapon?" "No." Michi reached into her cloak that was thrown onto the floor.
She took out her ninja tool bag and the other bag and strapped it to her black leather belt. She reached inside the small bag on the right side of her black leather belt. She pulled out a hunk of steel with a black screen and two buttons. One was red and the other was green. She pressed the red button and the screen grew the same shade of red as the button under her thumb.
As she placed the object down between the two necklaces, Miyuki's chain glowed two ghastly, milky white that swirled around each other in an everlasting flow. Michi's chain grew a pitch black, blacker than her jacket and even blacker than her hair. It was moving as if the crystal's insides were liquid. It was sloshing around in a never ending rapid.
The two crystals vibrated, at first they just shook, then you can hear them buzz. Then as the earth shook underneath everyone's sandals or boots, the team stepped back. Ayame grabbed the collar of Michi's jacket and Miyuki's arm. And just in time. Michi and Miyuki sat, paralyzed watching the two crystals shake up the world and lift, humming like bees. The two crystals flew up, swirling, twisting in between one another. The ground beneath shook with more force and began to swirl and swirl. Then, the ground became a dark void, with the two necklaces floating in the air still glowing. They descended towards Michi and Miyuki and dropped into their laps. The two twins were still shocked and stared at the hole, as well as the others. That was until Michi came back to reality, and Miyuki soon followed. The girls put their necklaces back on and stood up. "I'm going to go down first." Michi said putting back all her items and cloak and walked to the void. "I'll be right after you!" Miyuki yelled. The group of ninjas behind them stared uncertainly into the black space. "Are you sure? It seems dangerous, maybe one of us should jump in?" Neji asked. Michi's eyes glared as she jumped down screaming "OMIGODS!" (Michi believes in no gods, but the idea of one god is so stupid to her, so she screams "gods" only when she might die) and as she fell through the hole, only her hood could be seen, then it disappeared as well. "KALABANGA!" Miyuki yelled as she did a dive and fell through the void as well. The ninjas looked down at the edge of the hole and shuffled nervously. "I SEE A LANDING, I THINK ITS SAFE!" MIchi's voice traveled from the hole. "Umm, ladies first?" the guys (not including Gaara) said uncertainly. The said ladies glared at the boys and pushed all of them (again, not including Gaara) in. The girls grinned evilly at the shocked boys and turned to Gaara daring him to challenge. He sweatdropped at this and stood a bit farther away from them. The girls cheered and then jumped down, all arms linked. Gaara sighed and used his sand to float down. The area around the circle was empty and soon... the whole shrank until it seemed as if nothing happened.
SRW: Oh how I want to strangle you right now, Claw.
RZC:...Why is that?
SRW: Because of you being an idiot and adding in another character without my consent! *walks...no stomps off*
RZC:...Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
