Hey guys! How are you doing? (waves)

Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I promise not to let this story die!

Disclaimer: (beats it with Demyx's sitar) Even though I beat the disclaimer to death, I'm still going to say that I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Katelyn Hart. This story also has a few mentions of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, which I also don't own.

Oh, and if you're wondering what happened to Help From the Experts, go and read "Daily dose of Mary Sue bashing". That will explain everything.

WARNING: This chapter contains extreme Mary-Sue fluffiness, the defiance of logic, physics, and nature, Mary-Sue bashing, swearing, self-insertion, and some of the worst grammar you may have heard in your LIFE. If you don't think you can handle it, skip it. For your own safety.

Shall we begin?


"Like, get ready to totally, like, die, losers!" Moonlight Skye Nightshine ran at the group with blinding speed.

Suddenly, another frying pan came out of nowhere and smacked Moonlight on the back of the head.

The Mary Sue turned around, unaware that pink glitter blood was spilling out of the back of her head. "OMG!!!! WHO DID THAT TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO, LIKE, TOTALLY DID THAT!!!11!!"

Kate grinned. "It's about time." She lowered the frying pan.

Sora looked at Kate with confusion. "What's about time?"

The Sue Hunter pointed at the figure behind Moonlight. "The authoress has arrived."

Behind Moonlight stood a girl at about 5"7, with short brown hair tied back into a ponytail. She had sharp, grey-blue eyes that hid behind oval glasses. She wore black gym shoes, jean capris, and a teal shirt that read "JOHAN AND THE CHRYSTAL BEASTS" in big, black block letters. Slung across her shoulder was a green messenger bag that was littered with anime patches and keychains.

Enos grinned and also lowered his weapon. "Hey, Rose. Haven't seen you since the End Party. What's up?"

The girl (Rose), grinned at him and stepped rather awkwardly over the pink-and-purple grass. "Not much." She sneezed. "Allergies are acting up, though."

"WHAT?? YOU SUMMONED THE AUTHOR-LADY-PERSON?! OMG, THAT'S, LIKE, TOTALLY UNFAIR!!111!" Moonlight screeched in indignation.

"Actually, no. I summoned myself here. Nitari's giving me heavy crap about not wanting to die, she's finally found the love of her life, and is all-powerful, yadda, yadda, yadda. So, I need to wrap this up as quickly as possible." Rose said, tucking a stray lock of hair behind her ear. "You're bleeding from the back of your head, you know that?" She raised an eyebrow.

Sora looked confused, but lowered his Keyblade. "Who is she, exactly?"

Enos stretched. "Her name is RoseSempai, but she just goes by Rose. She's the authoress of this story. She controls everything."

Sora's eyes widened. "Then that means she can stop Nitari and save Riku!"

"Ernt! Wrong!" Rose made the 'X' sign with her arms. "I don't like making myself all-powerful. Yes, I'll definitely help you, but I'm not going to save the world."

"So...frying pans?" Kate walked over and lightly picked up the frying pan that Rose had chucked at Moonlight. "That seems to be a reoccurring theme with your weapons."

Rose raised an eyebrow and chuckled. "Holy crap, you really think so?"

As they chatted over random stuff, they got farther and farther away from Moonlight, who was silently seething. After all those years...those years of suffering...Her mother died, and her father ran off, leaving Moonlight and her four sisters and five brothers to fend for themselves. After their house got hit by a bus, everyone dying and Moonlight escaped, she was bit by a vampire, making people fear her and hate her...wandering until she found this world, and slowly healed...fighting for hot bishies, fame, and bunnies...

"YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO IGNORE ME?!!?!?!1!?" Screamed Moonlight. She picked up her swords, which started to glow a bright pink. The ground rumbled and split into two. Pink and purple hamsters came out of the ground, trapping Sora, Kate, Enos, and Rose. Silver lightning crashed in the sky, which was heavy with purple, sparkly clouds.

"Oh, God, I made her mad. I suck." Rose muttered. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to come after all. She could still be at the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX card tournament, eating ice cream with her friends, chatting about their cosplay for the upcoming con. But nooo, she HAD to stay home and fix what Nitari had broken. She HAD to come to this sparkly, allergy-inducing, pathetic excuse for a world.

"I'm probably not going to get back to the tournament in time." She said to herself. "Better give Nitari a smack for that when we catch up to her."


Speaking of the despicable Sue herself, Nitari was busily showing Riku around her palace. She knew she had to act quickly. Nitari's SUE RADAR had picked up that one of her subjects was using his or her powers. That, and the ground was opening up for pink and purple hamsters, and silver lightning was cutting across the sky.

Nitari already knew that Rose was in her world. The authoress had obviously come to have a little 'chat' with Nitari, meaning that it was time for her to go soon.

But there were three things that were against Rose:

One was her loyal subjects. Nitari was 100 percent certain that her loyal subjects would protect their princess and her fiance from anyone and anything, till their dying day.

Two was Nitari herself. The Sue wasn't going to go down without a fight.

And three was Riku. The poor teenager was so possessed that he remembered neither Sora or Kairi.

Nitari smiled wickedly. With those three gears turning for her, she could count on victory.


"So, what do we do now?" Sora called to the others. He shrieked as a bolt of lightning struck the ground dangerously close to him.

Kate looked just as panicked as him. "Hey! Got any brilliant ideas?"

Rose tried to stay calm. Okay, think. What weapons do you have? She checked her messenger bag. It held three notebooks, the most recent issue of Shonen Jump, several pen sets, her old Yu-Gi-Oh! deck, her cell phone, looseleaf papers, and...

One lone box of pocky.

Rose winced, then looked up at the gone-crazy Moonlight.

It's my one and only shot. Rose took the box from her bag and chucked it at Moonlight.

It hit the Sue's head with a satisfying 'bonk!'. That one hit was enough to open the wound more, just enough for the right amount of blood to drip out of Moonlight's head and knock her unconcious.

The lightning stopped, and the hamsters retreated to their hole, which closed up. Kate ran up to the passed out Sue and whacked her with Tobi's frying pan. Moonlight exploded into a puddle of black crap, her tiger and her swords disappearing.

Rose wailed and sank to her knees. "Three fricking dollars of pocky! Gone! And I didn't get to have one! Screw you, Mary-Sue!" She shouted to the silver sky.

Enos lifted the pocky box out of the puddle of black crap. "Shit...well, it was a worthy sacrifice." He grinned sheepishly at the authoress, who looked like she wanted nothing better than to kill him.

"We'll get you some more pocky when we get back to Crossed City." Kate said, standing up. She could hear the shouts of other Mary Sues and some Gary Stus as they fought with the arriving reinforcements of Sue Hunters.

The castle rose in the distance. The final battle was upon them.


Done! (falls over)

I was really tired when I wrote this chapter, and really mad when my friend DIDN'T show up at our local Yu-Gi-Oh! GX tournament today. So that's why I decided to throw in a YGO mentioning here and there.

This story is coming along faster than I expected, which I'm really happy about.

Please read "Daily dose of Mary Sue bashing" to find out what happens with Help From the Experts, for those of you who are confused!

Thanks for reading, please review!

-Rose