Haha I'm publishing this from the public library;)

Title: Patient 0917401

Genre: Romance/Humor/Drama

Summary: :ItaSaku AU Drabble Series: "I'll be her counselor for her whole 31-day stay." In which Sakura winds up with Itachi Uchiha being her 'counselor' more like a therapist for her stay at the hospital. Things are bound to get weird.

Type: Drabble

Pairing: Sakura/Itachi

Current: 7/31


Day o7.

"Poke!"

"..."

"Poke!"

"..."

"Poke!"

"..."

"Poke-"

"GOD DAMNIT ITACHI!"

"What Sakura? I wasn't doing anything."

"How old are you?"

"Twenty-two; due to turn twenty three in a couple of weeks. Why do you ask?"

"..."