Name: Cowardly Lion

Job: King of the Forest

Spouse: Lionesses scare me.

Favorite Food: Rabbit. With an uncapital 'r', of course. But I'm scared of them, too.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. Nice and simple.

Greatest Regret: Not fighting back when I was taken from Mommy.

Greatest Triumph: Receiving my medal from the Wizard of Oz.

Favorite Outfit: I don't need clothes…I have fur!

Pet Peeve: The Tinman. "Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking." I would tell him to cut a little of the sap, but I'm afraid to.

I wish people knew…: Being king of the forest isn't all it's cracked up to be. The trees don't kneel and the mountains definitely don't bow.

Motto: Whether something is alive or not, be afraid of it.

Favorite Color: Purple. The color of royalty.

Least Favorite: Black. Because it means darkness – and I'm afraid of the dark!

Best Friend: I was a lonely cub. But I enjoyed meeting Dorothy and the Scarecrow. And, all right, the Tinman wasn't so bad either…at first.

Biggest Secret: I wasn't always cowardly. But maybe it's not the Witch's fault after all...

Best Possession: My medal. Read what it says: "Courage." Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth? -Ahem-

Biggest Fear: EVERYTHING!!!!

Favorite Book: Facing Your Fears: A Step-By-Step Manual

Favorite Thing to Do: Romp in the meadow and watch my medal shine in the sun.

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A/N: Review! For all of you not familiar with the Wizard of Oz, under 'I wish people knew...', the trees kneeling and the mountains bowing is a line from the song 'King of the Forest'.