Chapter 7 – Violence, oops, I mean Violet
Summary: Just the little things that they're better off not noticing.
Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…
A/N: I'll be writing about Mammon again even though he doesn't fit into this chapter's theme because Azureian wanted to know more about Mammon's magical snot :). And also, mayra-the-fox, I don't think it's strictly true that Tsuna has a sister. The chapter in which Nana mentions Tsuna's sister is a very old edition (probably before KHR was actually published in Shounen Jump). You can tell from the drawings. I'm just referring to that, but I think in the current manga/anime, Tsuna doesn't have a sister.
1. Kikyo is usually quite gentle – that is, until you mess with his hair. One time Zakuro just tried pulling on it a bit. The next thing he knew, he was dangling from the lamp by his underwear (a.k.a atomic-wedgie). One thing's for sure, you can make fun of Kikyo, you can even call him gay, but nobody, and I mean nooooooobody, f*cks with the hair.
2. Hibari's actually a very nice person. Seriously! Just watch when he's attacking someone. When he runs towards the person, he's not charging him, he's actually trying to give him a running hug! It's the tonfas that get in the way.
3. Alaude's handcuffs are certainly useful. In battle, they are formidable weapons, elongating and tightening, acting as chains to trap his enemies. In peacetime, they can be used to capture idiots and pedophiles (e.g. Lampo and Daemon). Many a time the lightning and mist guardians find themselves being dragged screaming and kicking by multiple chains back to Alaude, who is just itching to send them to kingdom come for irritating him.
4. Mammon's magical snot is unique in itself. Aside from the aforementioned abilities, it can also be used as a medicine for all kinds of illnesses. Once, when Belphegor was down with a fever, Mammon gave him some medicine (his snot dissolved in water) at a fee, of course. Belphegor drank it (he was too delirious from the fever to be suspicious) and instantly recovered. He then asked Mammon what the medicine contained. When Mammon replied, Belphegor's screams could be heard throughout the entire Varia headquarters. For once, he beat Squalo and Xanxus in terms of volume.
5. Iris – Byakuran's fake cloud Funeral Wreath – is secretly supplying him (Byakuran) with shoujo manga. Byakuran loves all the fluffy stuff. He even has a secret wardrobe of Lolita dresses, sailor uniforms, maid outfits, waitress outfits, bunny girl outfits, etc. which he keeps hidden from Shoichi. Iris even takes Byakuran (disguised as a girl, he's actually pretty convincing) out with her on shopping trips to buy clothes, stuffed toys, accessories, etc. Byakuran can give you all the latest in shoujo fashions. He's even mentioned it to Shoichi, hoping to get him to join the club. Of course, Shoichi refuses, but that doesn't stop Iris and Byakuran from sneaking into his room and dressing him up as prettily as possible. And amazingly, Shoichi makes one hot chick, albeit a flat one.
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