So, i finally updated! Sorry, i was busy kidnapping Max and Fang and hiding them in my attic.

Fang: Oh joy. Oh, have you realized that you're keeping us in a room, high above the ground, with a window?

Me: Yep.

Max: and we could leave at anytime?

Me: Uh huh. But you haven't.

Fang: True.

Me: You guys -sobs- must really-sobs- like me!

Max: Yeeeaaahhh -cough cough-

Disclaimers foshizzle!!!!I don't own MAximum Ride, yada yada, bla bla bla, on to the story!!!!


Chapter 7

Could We Possibly Handle Any More Hormones?

One month later……..

Max is 7 months prego.

Fang's POV

WAAHHH!! I felt the breath whoosh out of me in a silent scream.

"Max, what are you doing?" I asked with caution. I woke to find Max standing over me with a knife.

"I'm cutting your hair Fang. It's girly! Do you want your children to have a transvestite father? Huh?" she looked at me. The babies must be kicking her awake again.

"No, but why do you have to do it in the middle of the night, with a big kitchen knife?" I looked up at her.

"Because!" she yelled. She lunged at me.

The next morning......

Max's POV

"What happened to you?" I asked Fang when he walked in the kitchen. Iggy was cooking breakfast while the other kids were listening to Don't Stop Believing by Journey. The rest of the flock was laughing hysterically.

"You look like you got attacked by an angry bear." Nudge laughed, referring to Fang's hair.

"You don't remember?" he asked me, though it was hard to take him seriously.

"What is it that I'm supposed to remember?" I tried not laugh.

"I woke up in the middle of the night. You were standing over me with a knife, saying my hair was girly, and you were gonna cut it." He explained. I remember now, the twins were kicking like crazy. I got mad for some reason and decided to get a knife and cut my boyfriend's hair. Weird.

"I'm sorry." I walked over to him and kissed him on the cheek. He wrapped his arms around my waist.

"At least you didn't cut it too short." He said.

"Yeah, we can go to the salon together and get our hair done. I'm way over due."

"Why don't we all go?" my mom suggested.

We all piled into the car and headed to the hair salon.

"What do you guy's want to do with you're hair?" Mom asked us.

"I want blond streaks!" Nudge declared.

"I want short, spiky hair!" Gazzy called.

"I want to cut my hair a little shorter." Angel said quietly.

"I don't really care. I can't see it anyway." Iggy said.

"You should cut it in short layers." Ella suggested. She took his hand in hers. Maybe Fang was right. We had discussed the possibility that Ella and Iggy were secretly going out.

"What do you want, Max?" My mom asked.

"Could I dye my hair reddish?" I asked. Ella snickered. Fang looked oddly hopeful.

"I don't think that's a good idea. The chemicals could harm the babies." Mom explained.

"Oh." I felt really disappointed. I tried to look at my feet. Instead all I saw was my planet sized stomach. Tears welled in my eyes.

"What's wrong?" Fang asked concerned.

"I'm huge!" I sobbed. "I can't even see my own feet!"

"No, you're not." He assured me.

"You're just saying that to make me feel better." I accused Fang.

"I'm not. Besides, I don't care if you're gigantic. I still love you." he said. I started crying harder.

"Smooth, Fang." Ella said, comforting me.

After our hair cuts, we came home feeling much better. Fang actually looked really good with his new hair. It was late. I was reading when I looked at the clock. 9:00. I decided to go to bed. I walked in to mine and Fang's room. He was already passed out on his bed. I laid down in mine and closed my eyes.

Nice hair. The Voice said. I smiled and fell asleep.

Fang's POV

"Max? You already cut my hair. What are you doing now?" I asked her. Again Max was standing over me, holding a knife. She looked ready to kill me.

She winced in pain.

"You!" she seethed. "You did this to me!" she glared at me.

"Dr. M!!!!!" I yelled.

One week later…….

"Hi Brigid. Jeb." I greeted them.

"Fang!" Brigid stepped forward to embrace me. I moved back. She looked at me funny. Kinda sad. Or sorry. Max walked into the room.

"Hey Fangy." She said as she wrapped her arms around my waist.

"Hi, Maxi." I swiveled and kissed her on the cheek.

"You two seem happy." Jeb noted. I nodded, smiling one of my grins that flutter Max's heart.

"How are you doing, Max? Everything normal." Jeb looked at her.

"Well, besides the fact that I'm a pregnant, 16 year-old, mutant bird kid, I'm just peachy."

Later that day……..

We spent the rest of the day avoiding Jeb and Brigid. We stayed up till 11 talking, really weird for me. After a while, we retired to our room.

Later that night…..

"Max, you cut my hair, and threatened to kill me, what are you doing now?" I asked her. I woke up for the third time to find Max, holding a knife, though this time she was standing by the door.

"I'm protecting you from Brigid." She glared at the door.

"Max, honey, I can protect myself."

"Then why the hell am I pregnant?" she gave me a look. I jumped out of bed.

"I can't take this anymore!" I shouted and ran out our door. "Everyone keeps blaming me for what happened, I hate it!!!!" I yelled.

"Where are you going?" Max asked looking terrified. The rest of the flock was watching me, looking concerned. I grabbed my coat and walked out the door.

"Come back." Max said brokenly. I glanced at her. She was crying. I whipped out my wings and took off.

Max's POV

"Come back." I said to Fang as he walked out the door. Tears ran uncontrollably down my face.

He took off. I fell to the ground in a crumpled heap. I felt hands rubbing my back and voices trying to comfort me.

Lissa's POV

"Hi Sam." I waved to him. He walked over and said hi.

"What's up?" he asked.

"Nothing much. What did you do for spring break last year?"

"I went to Colorado. I saw Max there. She she's living with her mom." He told me.

"My mom lives in Colorado. I'm visiting her tomorrow. Maybe I'll see Nick."

"Yeah. I'll see you around."

"Bye!" I turned and walked towards the door to catch my flight.

Four days later……

Fang's POV

"Lissa?" I was walking in the woods when I came to someone's backyard. I saw Lissa.

"Nick? Nick! Oh my god! What are you doing here?!" She ran over and hugged me.

"I live about three miles away. I've been walking around for a couple hours. I can't believe you're here."

"Yeah, my mom lives here. I was visiting her. You look good." She nodded in approval.

"Thanks, so do you. Hey, do you want to come back to my house? You can come see everyone." I persuaded.

"Sure! We can walk there, catch up." She said cheerily.

"Cool." We linked arms and walked into the woods.

Ella's POV

"Max, get down from there!" I yelled frantically. Everyone else was trying to get her down. Max had somehow climbed up onto the roof, and was threatening to jump off the cliff.

"No! I'm ruining Fang's life!" she yelled, bending her knees to jump. Iggy, Gazzy, and Nudge flew up and grabbed her arms. They brought her back down. I ran and held Max. She was shaking with sobs.

"Max, he'll come back. He's just freaking out. All men do." I rubbed her back. She held me close. I comforted her for a while.

Fang's POV

We arrived at the E-house. Total started growling at us. Weird. Angel saw me in the window. I guess she told Max, because she walked through the door. I smiled at her and she ran towards me. Max stopped right in front of me. She smiled and slapped me.

"What was that for?!" I yelled.

"That's for leaving me." She stood up on the tip of her toes and kissed me.

"That's for coming back." She smiled and slapped me harder.

"That's for leaving me pregnant." Max's eyes widened when she noticed Lissa.

"You brought the red haired whore with you?!" she yelled. Lissa gasped at being called a whore. Max turned and ran inside. Ella walked out and smiled at Lissa.

"Fang. How dare you leave Max? She almost killed herself because of you." She stomped down on my foot really hard.

"Your sister just kissed you." Lissa said stiffly. I almost forgot she was there.

"Oh, about that-" I started but Angel interrupted me.

"Fang-" she began.

"Hi Ariel." Lissa said cheerily.

"Shut up." Angel glared at her. Lissa looked taken back.

"You hurt her, Fang, real bad." Angel kicked me in the shin.

"Why does everybody keep hitting me?!" I yelled. Iggy came and glared in my general direction. Gazzy joined him.

"Max is pregnant." Lissa whispered. Meanwhile, Dr. Martinez walked outside.

"Fang, you really have to think about these things. You left her, pregnant, alone and terrified. She didn't know if or when you were coming back. She really loves you. And you left her." She shook her head and walked away. Then Nudge came outside.

"You don't know how she feels, do you?"

"What?"

"She feels like she ruined your life by getting pregnant. She thinks you hate her and her babies." She punched my arm.

"Shit." I muttered. I hurt Max. I didn't mean to. I really love her. I don't know what I was thinking. I really hope she'll forgive me.

"Max is pregnant. With your babies. Oh my God. You slept with your sister. Shit." Lissa said, putting all the pieces together.

"Shut up ho, nobody asked you." Nudge yelled at her. Wow.

"I need to talk to her." I started towards the door.

"She doesn't want to see you." Nudge snapped at me.

"Your house is shaped like an E." Lissa said behind me.

"No dip, Sherlock." Angel snapped at her.

"Oh, my God. YOU'RE THE FLOCK!!!!!!" Lissa yelled in surprised.

"Took ya long enough." Nudge glared at her.

"OMG! I made-out with one of the flock!" Lissa jumped up and down.

"That's because you're a worthless slut, who will pretty much fuck anything with two legs!" Max yelled, suddenly appearing. Lissa looked ready to cry.

"Come, I'll drive you home." Dr. M led her towards the car.

"Max, I'm so sorry. I'm so retarded. I just started to freak out. I really don't have a reason to. It's not like I have to go through any of it. I'm so, incredibly sorry." I looked at Max. She started sobbing. She ran inside. I followed her. Ella stopped me.

"Give her some time. That was really sweet. Max is tough, but in her condition, there is only so much she can take." She squeezed my shoulder. My throat felt tight and closed up.

"I would give anything for her to forgive me."

"I know." Ella smiled at me.

Gazzy's POV

"Dude, get the thing!" I whispered to Iggy.

"I can't believe we're doing this….Actually I can." We were flying towards Lissa's house. Her being at the house upset Max more than Fang leaving.

"Let's go." We landed near the side of her house.

"Which room is hers?" Iggy asked.

"The side window." We planted the small explosive on the side of her house.

"Make sure she's not in the room." Iggy warned me.

"Duh. She isn't."

"Kay detonate it."

"Here we go. Get ready to fly." He told me I prepared for take off.

Max's POV

"What did you do?" I asked Gazzy, trying very hard not to reward them.

"We blew up Lissa's room. Besides, that ho deserved it." I looked at Gazzy in shock.

"Okay, I'm sorry, but I totally agree. That was bad. But, man, I wish I had seen that." I slapped high fives with him and Iggy. I looked over and saw Fang leaning against the wall, smiling. I hadn't totally forgiven him yet. I still loved him, though.

You two are soul mates, my Voice said. I know. But I can play this out a bit. I thought back. I went into my room and looked out the window. I saw Nudge and Angel sneaking off in the general direction of Lissa's house. Oh crap.

Angel's POV

I can't believe this happened to us. Who would do that? Lissa thought. I hate her, so much. She hurts Max more than Fang did. Ho.

"Hi Nudge!" she said, finally noticing us. That whore Max, wow. She's pregnant, and she called me a slut. Why are these little twerps here? Shit! Angel can read minds!

"Hi, bitch." Nudge said through her teeth. She then punched her in the face. I pulled her hair. Max will crack up.

Max's POV

"Oh, my god. Nudge, Angel, wow." I stared at them. They just told me they beat up Lissa.

We're just trying to cheer you up. Angel pushed her thought to me.

I know. Thank you, baby. I thought back.

Thanks, Mama. The breath whooshed out of me. Angel just called me mom. Wow.

"I love you, sweetie. Remember you will always be my first baby." She smiled at me.

One day later…….

Go outside. There something special for you.

I love you, so much,

Fang

I woke up to find a note next to me on my pillow. I followed a trail of rose petals to the backyard. Cliché. Fang had set up a whole breakfast picnic for us. Complete with a vase full of lilies, croissants, donuts, waffles, fruit, and other food. The only thing missing was Fang, and a violinist. I watched in horror as Fang stepped forward, playing the violin.

"Wow. I can't believe you actually did this." I smirked at him "Where did you learn to play the violin?"

"I got a few lessons from Ella. That's beside the point. Let's eat." I smiled at him. We sat down and dug in.

I patted my giant stomach.

"That was great." I leaned over and kissed him on the lips. He looked surprised, like he didn't expect me to forgive him. He wrapped is arms around my waist and kissed me back.

"Do you feel like there's something between us?" he asked, glancing down at my belly.

"You steal that from Juno?" I smiled at him. He nodded. Fang leaned down and kissed me again. When he did, his hand accidently brushed against my chest. I pulled back, smiling at him.

"Oooh," I giggled.

"Max." Fang dared me.

"Fang. Went. To. Second. Base!!!" I yelled cracking up.

"Max." Fang sighed irritated.

"What?!" Iggy of course heard, so he ran outside. Then everyone else followed him. They stared at him for a second, then burst out laughing.

"Aren't you supposed to go to second before third?" Ella laughed. Angel and Gazzy laughed too, even though they weren't sure what we meant. Fang sighed, exasperated.

"I'm just kidding Fang, I don't mind. I mean, you've seen me naked, so it doesn't really matter." I whispered in his ear. Iggy heard me so he looked at me like 'So, didn't need to hear that'. I smiled at him.

"Thanks for putting that picture in my mind.' Iggy whispered. I smiled, and put his hand on my face so he knew.


Soooooooooooo, how'd i do? i enjoyed writing this one! Oh, sorry i haven't updated in a while. I've been going through a rough time. my best friend/ significant other just came out of remission. for those of you who din't know what that means, his cancer came back. Me's is sad. -tear-

R&R!