Note: I do not own OUAT or its characters
Emma was sprawled out on the couch watching some television show she had no interest in, but she didn't feel like sitting up and reaching for the controller which was inconveniently placed on the opposite end of the coffee table.
She looked over at Regina who was reading a book in the chair.
"Hey, my sweetest, most wonderful wife, can you do me a favor?"
Regina lowered the book and looked at her, "Do you have some other wives that I should be worried about if I am the most wonderful of them?"
"You my dear are the only one. The top, the best, the most beautiful, the most everything to me."
Regina smiled knowing she was being buttered up, but she didn't mind when her wife did that. "What can I do for you?"
"Will you hand me the TV controller?"
Regina's eyes narrowed, "you mean the controller that is closer to you, and the one you wouldn't actually have to get off the couch to get yourself?"
"Yes."
"You are joking right?"
"No. This show is stupid. Please. Controller. Can't reach," she said while making an exaggerated attempt to stretch out and get it.
"Why don't you use your magic to bring it to you?"
"Because I am not lazy, duh?"
Regina rolled her eyes at this.
"Please Regina. I will give you a kiss."
Regina shook her head but got up, picked up the controller and then held it just out of Emma's reach while she bent down and got her kiss.
"I love you," Emma said.
"I love you too," Regina smiled handing her the controller.
She went back to her chair, got comfortable and began reading again, until five minutes later.
"Regina, my sexy, adorable, kind wife, will you get me a bottle of water?"
