chapter 7! no authors note at the beginning this time, i'm too exscited for writing the chapter to write an author's note!

let the monkeyshines continue! (a monkeyshine is a prank)

"How did he the prank not get him?," Sabrina said as Daphne helped her wash the seaweed out of her hair. Sabrina leaned her head over and let her hair fall into the sink. Daphne turned the water on and startedcombing the seaweed out.

"I don't know," Daphne said, referring to what Sabrina had said. "But I know how we can find out".

Sabrina raised an eyebrow.

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Sabrina and Daphne sat on their bed with the video camera in Daphne's lap. Daphne played the video from last night. Sabrina and Daphne watched the film. And watched. And watched. And watched. Sabrina and Daphne should have figured out a way to not record all the hours before the prank.

"Put it on fast-forward," Sabrina groaned.

"It is on fast-forward," Daphne said. Sometimes her sister could be so impatient.

Suddenly they heard a creek. They looked at the small screen of the video camera. In the video, they saw Puck...

Puck looked up. He hadn't opened the door to his room yet, and thank goodness he hadn't. Just above his head, sitting on the top of the door, was a metal bucket and Puck instantly knew exactly what it was. Oh Grimm, he thought, chuckling to himself you're going to have to do a lot better than that to trick the trickster king. Puck flew up to the top of the door and picked up the bucket. He looked inside. Although I must say, Puck thought this is some quality slop. I have to figure out where she got it. Puck casually walked out of his bedroom and into the halway. He looked around. There had to be a secret camera somewhere scince stinkface and her "sidekick" Marshmellow weren't waiting on the outside of his bedroom with a regular camera. He turned to his right and felt a familiar tingling sensation in his feet. Scince Puck was a fairy, a creature of magic, he could sense magic. he walked up to the wall and floated up to the ceiling. An invisable video camera. Tipical. Puck grinned. "Nice try stinky," he said, then switched the camera off. He then casually reset the bucket atop Sabrina's door and walked down to the kitchen to eat breakfast.

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It was like that all week. Sabrina would set up a prank, only for Puck to discover it and make it backfire on Sabrina. So far, Sabrina had been polka-dotted, shrunk, trasformed into a bug, tickled silly, glop granaded, found snakes in her bed (thankfully they weren't poisonous) and dropped in some kind of goo twenty five times. For those of you who are terrible at math, that makes Sabrina pranked thirty one times that week. And each time it was a prank that Puck had stolen from Sabrina. At that moment, Daphne was rummaging through what was left of the hall of wonders trying to find a cure for Sabrina's...condition.

"Hurry up," Sabrina said, scratching her arms. Another one of Sabrina's pranks (if you can call it a prank when it didn't even work) backfired. Puck had put powdered shiekrose, a spice from the story of Alladin, in Sabrina's bed. The stuff was like super strong itching powder and it was driving Sabrina crazy!

Finally Daphne came out of a particular room with a tube in her hand.

"This otta do the trick," she said. Daphne rubbed the cream that came out of the tube on Sabrina's arms and Sabrina. Sabrina sighed in relief and turned a shade of lavender. Daphne giggled. The color prank Puck had pulled before the prank war still had not worn off but was now having a different effect on Sabrina. Her skin would change color depending on her mood, like a cameleon. Lately it had been flame red, which made it even more funny to Puck when he pranked her.

"We've got to figure out how to prank Puck without him ruining it," Sabrina said, rubbing the cream on her cheek.

"But how?," Daphne asked. "He's like a proffessional at pranks".

"I read a book the other day that said 'the first step in pranking is to know your enemy'," Sabrina said.

"What does that mean?," Daphne asked.

"Something about finding their weakness and using it against them," Sabrina said. Sabrina's eyes widened and she turned orange. "Oh my gosh...why didn't I see it before?"

"What?," Daphne asked.

"No time to explain," Sabrina said, dragging Daphne further into the hall of wonders. "Come on Daphne".

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Puck and Pinnochio were in Puck's 'bedroom'. Pinnochio sat in the trampoline while Puck lounged on his throne.

"Isn't it great?," Puck asked Pinnochio.

"Isn't what great?," Pinnochio asked.

"Our success!," Puck exclaimed. "What else would we be talking about?"

Pinnochio shrugged. "Isn't it cheating though, to use Sabrina's pranks?"

Puck laughed. "Oh, my dear puppet-"

"Merrionette," Pinnochio grumbled. He hated when people called him that.

"-all is fair in love and war," Puck said. "Being my accomplice I thought you'd figure that out by now". Pinnochio rolled his eyes.

"Of course you're right," Puck said. "We need to start using our own pranks. We can't just mooch off Stinky and her 'sidekick' Marshmellow all the time. That would make me look bad. It could hurt my reputation".

Pinnochio snorted. This was silly and childish. He didn't know how he had gotten himself caught up in this.

"I know!," Puck continued "We'll look in the hall of wonders. There's all kinds of malicious prank material in there. Come, my minion!"

Pinnochio sighed. That was the only name he hated as much as 'puppet'.

Puck lept from his throne and flew to the door. Pinnochio followed reluctantly. On his way to the door he saw something move. Pinnochio turned his head and saw a flash of blonde in the corner of his eye. But when he turned around to see what it was, there was nothing there. Pinnochio shook his head. Appearenly he was seeing things.

Puck opened the door. Daphne, of all people, was waiting there for him with a huge water gun in her hand.

"Surprise," she said, pulling the trigger. Water shot out of the water gun and blasted Puck in the face. Pinnochio didn't know how this could count as a true pranl, seeing as how it appeared to be only water untill Puck shouted "it's soapy water!" as he spit out the water that had fallen into his mouth. Now it made sense. Puck's only fear (well, the only one he showed) was being clean. Puck ran back into his room, followed by Daphne, who was howling and cheering as she chased him down with the huge soap water gun firing away with incredible accuracy.

"Pinnochio!," Puck wailed "help!"

"Sorry Puck but you know the rules," Pinnochio said. It was true. The rules of the prank war stated that once you were being pranked, your partner could not help you.

Puck flew away into the forest in his room, but by the look on Daphne's face, that's exactly what she wanted. Pinnochio sprinted to follow Puck. He had to see how this was going to end. Puck flew with great speed and agility through the trees. Just when Pinnochio thought Puck had lost Daphne, he was hit by a water balloon filled with what else but soapy water. The impact made Puck loose balance and fall out of the sky. He landed five feet from Pinnochio with a thud. Puck sat up, dazed and confused untill none other than Sabrina jumped down from a tree with about ten water balloons in her hands. Puck stood up and Pinnochio saw his face. For the first time, Pinochio saw what Puck looked like when he was truly afraid. Puck turned to look at Sabrina. Sabrina smiled evilly, the same look Puck wore whenever he pranked someone.

"Well, well, well," Sabrina said, and Pinnochio realised she was mocking him. "It looks like the tables have turned. I thought I'd never see the day".

"Sabrina, think about what your doing," Puck said, a look of panic on his face.

"Oh, I've thought about it," Sabrina said. And then she threw a water balloon. It hit Puck square in the chest. He ran through the forest for his wings were too wet to fly anymore. Soon both sabrina and Daphne were chasing Puck, Sabrina with her water balloons and Daphne with her enormas water gun. The whole time Sabrina was a triumphant metalic gold color. She looked like one of those living statue guys, exept she was moving. Pinnochio ran just behind them. Soon they came apon a wall, the edge of Puck's bedroom. Puck turned around and faced Sabrina and Daphne, just a few feet away fromm a tub. Puck appearently didn't notice it because he kept backing up away from the Grimm duo. By now he was so wet from the soapy water he was starting to look clean. Sabrina tossed her last water balloon in her hand. Daphne hefted her water gun. They looked at each other and nodded, coming to a silent agreement. At the same time, Sabrina threw the water balloon and Daphne gave the trigger one last pull. Puck jumped back to avoid the shot, but only landed in the tub that waqs filled with soapy water also. When he came up, Puck was sparkling clean and Daphne took a picture. Puck looked down at himself and yelped. He ran over to a nearby mud puddle and rolled around in it, trying to make himself dirty again. But, much to Pinnochio's and Puck's surprise, he was still clean.

"What in the name of Trickster...," Puck said.

"Oh, I forgot to mention," Sabrina said. "It's enchanted soap. You'll stay clean for a month or two, no matter what you do".

Puck looked at Sabrina with a look of anger. "Oh, you are so going to get it Stinkface".

"Oh, I know," Sabrina said. "But isn't that what this war is all about?"

YEAH! WOOHOO! AND THE VICTORY BEGINS! this is my favorite prank by Sabrina. i've been waiting to write this chapter the whole story!

no, shiekrose is not a real spice so don't look it up. i made it up.

the word of the day is porphyrophobia (por-fi-roe-foe-bee-ah): the fear of the color purple