So I have decided to make a real funny chapter. This may be a bit dirty. If you don't enjoy that kind of humor, do NOT read this chapter.
I woke up feeling queezy the next morning. When I got up and walked into the kitchen Darry was up and already making breakfast.
''Hey Pony.''
''Hi Dar.''
''Are ya hungry?''
My stomach growled. I was real hungry, I couldn't remember the last time I ate anything.
No, no Pony. No food for the horse. Have you not learned? Wow you're sure are really dumb, Leah said. Let me tell you something, this bitch is starting to piss me off.
''Leah, suck my dick,'' I said really loud. Darry heard.
''What?''
''Nothin' I'm just blurtin' stuff out.''
Steve and Two-Bit walked through he front door. ''That's what he wants his girlfriend to do,'' Two-Bit said. I threw a bag of bananas at him.
''He's back,'' Steve said.
''I guess he is.''
I sat down and ate my breakfast really fast. After that I got dressed for school. On the way to school Two-Bit and Steve talked my ear off.
''You sure you okay? Haven't cut, have you?''
''No. I haven't.''
''Good boy.''
''He ain't a dog, Two-Bit.''
''Yes he is.''
I laughed a little. We were having so much fun I didn't even realize we pulled in front of the school. They went to their lockers and I went to mine. Reading was my fist period class. I sat with Mark, Curly, Bryon, Terry, and a bunch of other kids. We made up this game where we'd yell 'penis' out loud.
''I'll be right back,'' the teacher said before leaving the room.
''PENIS!'' I yelled real loud. Mark, Curly, and Terry started to do it too. Bryon usually didn't get into that.
''Stop,'' Alexis said.
''Alexis, shut the fuck up,'' Curly told her. As much as I hate her I'll admit she's a tough girl. You could call her every name in the book and she wouldn't shed a tear. I liked that about girls.
''Curly, go fuck yourself,'' she snapped back. If you ask me I think she likes Curly. She's always giving him a look. She's a thirsty little bitch.
Before he could say something back the teacher came in the room. Everyone went quit and did their work. I think I forgot to mention I got another detention for saying, ''I wanna get that in bed,'' when the teacher showed us a picture of what the character in the book we were reading soon would look like.
After that I had math. The class where I sit next to Alexis. She was talking about her ex or something.
''Who the fuck would date you?'' I asked.
''Anyone I show my stuff too.'' I laughed once she said that. It was thing we had. I made fun of her, she said something smart back, and we both shared a laugh.
''You see Alexis, it's not just the fact I have a girlfriend, but you're like a drug ,so I say no.''
''But you say yes to drugs,'' she said with a smirk. I laughed out loud again. So did she. Maybe I don't hate her as much as I thought.
''So class,'' the teacher started, ''why does this need to be changed?'' We were learning about linear equations and how to change them. I had an answer. I was going to get a detention for it, but so what.
'' 'Cause it's a bad bitch,'' I said. The whole class started to laugh. I guess I didn't say it as loud as I though because the teacher didn't even hear. Alexis was laughing the rest of the period.
School today was real good. I didn't shed a single tear, Leah nor Aiden told me things that made me want to go home and kill myself. I gad a great day. Darry was pissed off about the detention, though. I didn't care. I did my homework then went on another date with Clarissa.
