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Two-bit's Crazy Dreams – Spring Break
Two-bit's POV:
I went up to the place in the cafeteria where you buy food, and was trying to buy a bag of peanuts and marshmallows, but there were too many kids doing randomly tackling each other. When I finally bought the food, I quickly made it back to the lunch table Soda and Steve were sitting at.
"Hey guys, isn't it spring break?" I asked them as I sat down.
"Yeah," Soda said like I was an idiot and was looking at me like I was one.
"I should break up with Rebecca," I randomly said.
"Who's Rebecca?" Steve asked.
"I don't know…"
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"Two-bit the Moon Bear,"the random narrator said.
"How did I get here?" I said when I randomly appeared in the girl's bathroom.
"THE END!" the narrator disappeared.
"What the heck?" I said, right as Rebecca walked in. I don't know how I knew she was Rebecca.
I just did.
"Ooh Two-bit I wanted to talk to you, come on!" she dragged me out of the bathroom and by the water fountain. "There's something we need to talk about with our relationship-"
"No Two-bit, it's a trap! She's really a witch!" Soda shouted from a few feet away, "quick, hit the water fountain button."
I pressed it and it sprayed all over her head.
"I don't think she's a witch, she's just standing there looking kind of pissed."
"Well maybe she's not."
"Dang it Soda!"
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"-and that's how I got off my caffeine addiction," Soda finished.
"But you just drank a soda," Steve said.
"Isn't that cannibalism?" I wondered.
"Steve you little –"Soda paused in thought. "Two-bit, what's a good name to call people?"
"Codpiece," I answered.
"Never mind…" Soda looked like he was still trying to think of something.
"Ooh I got it!" he took his bag of marshmallows and chucked it at Steve, but Steve ducked and it hit another girl.
"Hey!" she yelled and chucked one of her peanuts at Soda, but he ducked and it hit a guy at another table.
"Hey!" he shouted and started chucking his peanuts and marshmallows at people. Soon enough there was an all-out peanut and marshmallow war.
"No! Not this again!" I yelled.
"And the marshmallows hurt so much, I woke up," I finished telling the gang my dream.
"Why am I not in the dream?" Pony complained.
"Yeah, me too," Johnny said.
I was about to answer them until Soda answered for me. "You guys actually want to be in his dreams?"
"Well the marshmallow war sounds pretty cool…" Pony started.
"I don't know why I hang out with you people," Dally said and walked away.
"Two-bit are you still on the marshmallow thing?" Darry said annoyed.
"Yes!"
"But I have althaophobia," Steve said.
"What does that mean?" I asked.
"It means I'm afraid of marshmallows."
Soda and I exchanged looks, grinning wildly.
"I'll grab the marshmallows!" Soda sang out, running inside his house for the squishy items.
Soda passed me the bag and I ripped it and some marshmallows fell out.
Steve screamed like a little girl as Soda and I chased him with the remaining objects.
A/N: So did you like it? Did you hate it? Sorry it was so short.
puppylover27: So this was a dream of mine, though the only thing that actually happened was when I went to the lunch table and said "Hey guys, isn't it spring break?" and then they all said "Yeah" like I was an idiot. Then I said I should go break up with my boyfriend at the time but... Two-bit hopefully doesn't have a boyfriend; if he did, then how could I marry him some day!? Don't answer that...
Lcano_Odles: And that, my dear children, is called cannibalism. And is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies. Yeah.
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