Hello everyone! Welcome to the newest chapter of Tobi Torture! Thsi will be the final chapter, as Tobi was accepted into Akatsuki in the manga. A while ago, actually.

I'm still getting back into the fanfiction 'groove', so I apologize if anything sounds weird.

A special thanks to AkiraDawn for getting me interested in fanfiction again with her hilarious Akatsuki stories.

Read and Enjoy!

I don't own Naruto. And 'Fun With Akatsuki' belongs to the marvelous, talented OmniStrife.

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It had been weeks...no...months...no..ketchup!

...wait...

No.

It had been a long time since the incidents in the previous chapter had taken place. So long, in fact, that Fullmidget Alchemist and Tobi had forgotten them.


-in Akatsuki HQ-


"ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!" Tobi was currently running around in circles "I GOT ACCEPTED INTO AKATSUKI!"

"Big deal." Sasori said, flipping through a magazine. "It's not like it's Yale or something."

"Hey, you're in my seat." Kakuzu said, walking over to where Sasori was sitting.

"Fuck off, I was here first."

"Well it's my seat."

"I don't see your NAME on it, fatass."

"YEAH BUT THE INDENTION FROM ME SITTING THERE FOR HOURS ON END IS THERE!"

Sasori stood up and looked at where he'd been sitting. Sure enough, an indented shape that resembles Kakuzu's backside was there.

"OH THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING!" Sasori grabbed his magazine and trudged off towards his room. Kakuzu made a 'hmph' sound and sat down.

Meanwhile, Tobi was still running around in circles. "ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG-"

"I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A DOBE LIKE YOU GOT INTO AKATSUKI, HMM!" Deidara screamed over the sound of Tobi's 'ZOMG'-ing and Kakuzu's 'I'm-watching-TV-with-the-volume-turned-waaay-up'-ing. "TURN THE FUCKING TV DOWN, KAKUZU! THIS IS WHY KISHIMOTO KILLED YOU OFF IN THE MANGA, HMM!"

"YEAH WELL SASORI DIED IN THE MANGA TOO!" Kakuzu screamed, eyes still focused on the TV.

Itachi blinked behind a pair of thick black glasses. "I thought I destroyed the TV in that one episode of 'Fun With Akatsuki'..."

"Yeah, but the Leader replaced it so we can all watch CSI and Bleach."

Deidara stopped strangling Kakuzu for a moment, "Bleach? What's that about Bleach?" he sighed, "Ishida is such a dreamboat..."

Hidan, who had just entered the room, sat down on the couch beside Kakuzu. "Are you kidding? Kenpachi is better. He's fuckin' nuts!"

"I prefer Aizen, myself." Kakuzu said matter-of-factly

Everyone blinked and stared at Kakuzu. Except Itachi, who stared at a wall instead because of his near-blindness.

"THAT'S WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU! YOU HAVE SUCH WEIRD TASTE, HMM!" Deidara screamed as he resumed strangling Kakuzu.

And Tobi just kept running around in circles holding up his Akatsuki coat like a cape.

"I'M SUPERMAN! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! AND I'M IN AKATSUKI!"


-End-


So, there we have it. Tobi's officially in Akatsuki now (yay!) according to a manga chapter that was released a looong time ago. I think it may have been 317.

This also marks Fullmidget Alchemist's return to Naruto. Yes, that's right, I'm finally interested in it again!

Review please!

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