Chapter 7
Bella's POV
"Ummm, dare." Jasper said hesitantly
I smiled.
"Ok, Jasper I dare you to rip all of Alice's clothes up and burn them, but Alice gets to choose one outfit or hers and you have to put it on, I will give you the rest of the dare once you get back from doing that"
Alice looked murderous then she burst into fits of laughter. I am good aren't I?
"Come on Jasper." Alice dragged Jasper up the stairs
"Damn Bella you are good, what is the second part of the dare though?" Emmett asked
"Oh, dear Emmett you shall find out."
Alice came skipping down the stairs with her hands over her ears. She probably doesn't want to hear the sound of her precious clothes ripping by her husband.
"Bella, if you ever make him do this again, I will get an even skimpier outfit than what you are wearing." she said sternly
I heard Edward catch his breath obviously to Alice's thoughts.
"I don't think I would mind that much."
Edward looked at me with wide eyes. I just giggled.
"I'm kidding Edwar… Eddie."
He sighed in relief, but he was annoyed by the nickname.
"Sorry, about the name, it could be worse."
"It's fine love."
I smiled. He has finally said something to me without having to cringe.
I looked at the stairs to see Jasper on the last step extremely sheepish. He look liked one of those motorcycle guys. He had a leather jacket with a skull on it and leather pants. There were studs all over the coat and he had black boots, like cowboy boots. He had a black bandana on his head and a white -shirt under the jacket. I burst into a fit of laughter.
"Why the hell would you have this in your closet Alice?" I managed to say between laughs
"I had for….ummm…. Occasions." she said winking at Jasper
"Where's the other half of the outfit? I would love to wear that!" I said giggling
"I'm sorry Bella Jasper just burned it!"
I looked at Edward and he was staring at me, his eyes a darker shade than before. He has obviously seen that outfit in Jasper's mind.
"Alright Bella what is the other half of this dare."
"Oh yeah! I almost forgot, ummm, you know have to, in the morning, go to a bar and flirt with a drunken guy and send out lust to him until he kisses you."
Alice gave out a small growl and I smirked. Jasper's left eye was twitching and his mouth was wide open.
"Damn Bella! You are evil!"
I smiled.
"Alright, tomorrow but it is my turn now, Edward Truth or Dare?" Jasper asked
"Truth."
"Ok, when Bella came out in the outfit she is wearing now what were your thoughts?"
He stared at me with wide eyes, it wasn't bad was it?
"I had no thoughts." he said
Damn.
"Liar. I could feel our lust coming out in waves towards me when you saw her."
I looked at him with an eyebrow raised.
"Umm, ihadathoughtwithbellastrappedtothebedandiwasravishingherwithmytonguethenifuckedhersohardshewould'ntbeabletowalkthenextmorningandthenisawanimageofhersuckingmeandherswallowingeverything." (I had a thought with Bella strapped to the bed and I was ravishing her with my tongue then I fucked her so bad she wouldn't be able to walk the next morning and then I saw an image of her sucking me and her swallowing everything)
I went wide-eyed and forgot how to breathe. Damn you Emmett and your frickin boundary lines!
"Bella's pissed at Emmett." Jasper said laughing
"Shut Up Jasper!" I screeched
"Alright sexually deprived Eddie it is your turn."
"Alright, Rosalie, truth or dare." Edward said
How the hell is he not embarrassed by what he just said! I would be beat red for the rest of my life.
"Dare!"
"I dare you to dye your hair lime green and destroy Emmett's jeep."
"What! No not my baby! Please Edward!"
"The let Bella go."
"Oh, hell no I can buy a new one later, Bella is all mine."
Edward growled and Emmett came behind me and put his hands around my waist. Edward glared murderously at Emmett.
Rose came back with green hair and a new outfit to match her hair. She looked beautiful even with green hair. Why can't I be beautiful? (Always think that about myself.)
"Whoa you already did that?" I asked incredulously
"Yes, it was easy. Edward sucks at this game."
I just had to laugh.
"Alright Emmett Truth or Dare." Rosalie asked
"Dare! I'm not some pussy like Edward!"
Edward growled at Emmett who still had his arms around my waist.
"I dare you to kiss Bella!"
Edward launched himself at Rosalie and I froe on spot. Why would Rose dare Emmett to do that? He is her husband after all. WTF!
"Ummm, Rosalie why?" I asked
"Because I want to see Edward suffer, and I want Emmett to tell me who is a better kisser."
I looked at her weirdly.
Emmett's mouth was all of sudden on top of mine and he forced me to open my mouth. Oh, well might as well. I kissed him back. His tongue was starting to slowly snake into my mouth…
"Emmett don't you dare!" Edward screamed
"Why, Eddie? It's not my fault you haven't went that far yet!"
I was still light headed from the kiss. It was nothing like Edward's kisses though.
"So, Emmett who was better me or Bella?" asked Rosalie
"You babe always you." Emmett said kissing her
"Eewww! You taste like Bella!" she exclaimed
"I understand your pain Edward, her body is really tempting, especially with those clothes on."
I blushed and Edward growled.
"Alright, alright, save that for bed Eddie!"
He rolled his eyes and I blushed even more.
"Alright, Bella Dare or Dare?"
"Ummmm, I don't know Emmett. What the hell do you think!" I screamed
"Oh, someone is PMSing, wait scratch that we would have smelt that! I dare you to pour chocolate sauce over Edward and lick it off of him."
OMFC!!!!
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