ALL RIGHT! Yet another chapter of my confusing/touching/sad/makes you cry/angsty/funny/suspenseful story! HOORAY! Okay, stop reading this, STOP NOW. Skip to the story. This is a waste of space. Nothing more than a filler. Laterz!
Disclaimer: Do you see little Hyuuga kids throwing various types of weaponry around doing Kaiten? I think not. (Neji x Tenten)
Odd One Out
Chapter 7
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TTTEEEEEMMMMEEEEEEEE?!?!?!!?" the blonde boy screams once he sees a clump of Ai and Sasuke…. Sleeping… TOGETHER!
"Sleeping. Dobe." He replies propping himself up on one arm.
Ai sheepishly peeks her head up from one of the covers, "Um… Hi?"
"YOU GAVE UP ON SAKURA-CHAN… ALREADY!?!?!" He screamed again clutching his confused head, which contained his puny, puny, dense brain.
"Uh… No? I know he wouldn't… He said he loved her." Ai replied slowly rubbing her eyes.
"BUT YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH HIM?!"
"I had no place to crash, so this fag let me stay here."
"TEME WAS BEING… NICE?!?!"
"Yeah-?"
"Shut up Sakura- I mean Ai, anymore information could blow up his brain." Sasuke replied shrugging.
"Hmmm… whatever…" She fell back into a soft abyss. Then she shot back up.
Did he just call "Ai" what I think I typed?
Sakura, did he just blurt that out?
Huh? Did he? Is Sasuke catching on after like one night?
"DID YOU JUST MISTAKENINGLY CALL HER SAKURA?" Naruto yelled once again.
"Yeah… Didn't you call me that? What's up with that man?" Ai elbowed him.
"Will you both just shut up? It's freaking morning. Quiet would be nice." Sasuke threatened, "Dobe, what do you freaking want?"
"Nothing. Kakashi just said to meet him in your room. Karin and Shark-man and Other Bastard are going to be here." Naruto said smiling, "How are you going to get out of this one, Sasuke?"
"By just staying like this. Karin will be forced to give up on me, Kakashi would be confused, and Ai, here, will be blushing like mad." Sasuke smirked, "It'll be fun."
"I never knew you knew the word fun." Naruto and Ai sang.
"You sure you don't know the Dobe?" Sasuke mused.
"I don't think I've ever seen you here before." Naruto jumped on the bed and looked her in the eye.
Sakura was scared.
Would he be smart enough to see through her pathetic disguise?
Would he be stupid enough to even say anything about it?
Yes, yes he is that stupid.
He gasped and took a step back, pointing vigorously.
OH SHIT! HE FOUND ME ALREADY? OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Ai/Sakura gasped and hid, wishing she just didn't come.
Please don't see.
Please don't see.
PLEASE DAMMIT DON'T GUESS RIGHT!
Naruto smiled his foxy clever grin.
Sasuke arched his eyebrow.
While Ai was sweating like hell.
She was confused too.
Why the hell was he grinning?
"I know who you are!" He pointed accusingly.
"Wha-who?" she at least managed to sputter out.
"HIS CONCUBINE! HIS PROSTITUTE! HIS HO!" He shouted smiling deviously.
Sakura fell back in relief,
The Dobe can't even tell by looking me in the eye?
I really am not wanted.
I can hardly be remembered.
Either that or he is horribly dense.
I say both.
"Why the hell would I have a concubine?" Sasuke snapped.
"Because you're bored." Naruto stated as if it was a normal question, in a normal situation.
"So what do you do when you're bored? Fuck Hinata?" Sasuke mocked.
"Yes." He replied closing his eyes and folding his arms. "So fun." He opened his eyes, full of lust and love.
"YOU DID THAT TO HER!?!?!" Ai shrieked. "Sakura told me that was the shy girl who had a crush on the dense blonde! I'm guessing this is him!"
Sasuke twitched, "Are you serious Dobe?"
"As serious as Kakashi's hair defying gravity!"
"I still don't believe you."
"Meh. I agree." Ai mumbled.
"BUT I DO!" Naruto pleads, "WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING!"
Sasuke sat mouth slightly agape. "Wow… Dobe… isn't that a little too smart for you?"
Ai was clutching her hair, "WHY! WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN THE PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING?"
Sasuke smirked, "You liked Sakura right Dobe?"
"Yeah?" He replied not sure where this was going.
"Well I'm sorry to break it to you but I slept with her every night."
"Nice one Teme." They knuckle-touched each other. (What's that called?)
Ai stood there agape.
She still couldn't get over the fact she slept with Sasuke all her life, but didn't know it.
She is amazed that they don't know who she is.
She is amazed that Naruto and Sasuke are totally calm about this "issue."
She is amazed that Hinata was getting fucked whenever Naruto is "bored."
So that's why she blushes when he's around!
"And you two are just cool with this?" Ai asked slightly twitching.
"Yeah… pretty much Ai-chan."
"Hn."
"Insensitive bastards." She mumbled.
"Huh?" Naruto squinted, "Talk louder I can't hear you."
As soon as she was about to speak Sasuke's body was on top of her's.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUNNNN!" A voice from the hallway called.
"Shut up and pretend to be sleeping." Sasuke whispered.
It did not help about the fact that Sasuke was on top of her.
It did not help about the fact Sasuke's lips are right by her exposed neck.
It did not help the fact that Naruto-no-idiot was standing there saying, "Just wait till Sakura-chan comes back…"
It did not help the fact that Ai was freaking out that her "Sakura" dreams were finally coming into reality.
It did not help the fact that.
Sasuke…
Is…
Falling…
For…
The….
Wrong…
One…!
Ai finally closed her eyes.
Just pretend you are Sakura.
Just pretend Sasuke-kun isn't falling for her disguise.
Just pretend you are wanted.
"Good Morning Sasuke-kun-! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS BITCH?!?!" Karin screamed her glasses cracked at her high pitched squeal.
"Hey look! It's Ugly-!" Sai started but was cut off.
SAI! SAI IS THE ONE WHO FOUND ME OUT? BASTARD!
"Oh… Sasuke-kun… hmmm…" Ai replied seductively to cover Sai's mistake.
She felt Sasuke slightly hover over her a little, and pressed his lips against her ear, "You sure you really don't want to ravish me?" She could practically hear the smirk in his voice.
"You like?" She whispered back.
"I can't, I already love someone else… but keep on with the play it's fun."
Sakura giggled… err… I mean Ai giggled.
"Aw! Sasuke you're so naughty!" Ai started again.
"Yo… OH MY GOD!" a certain white/gray haired sensei screamed. "I guess it was a bad choice to tell you guys to come here."
"Ya think?" Suigetsu stuck out his tongue.
"You know Sasuke you really need a 'I'm busy' sign on your door." Kakashi said he was smirking behind his multiple layers of his mask.
Sasuke pulled the covers over their heads.
" –giggle- Sasuke-kun! Stop it! Your friends are here!" Ai giggled lifting her head and winking at Karin.
Karin fell over.
Sasuke sat up.
His hair was messier than normal.
It spiked out in odd corners… like everywhere…
Just like Kakashi's!
Now I know why his hair is like that! –gasps-
EW MAH GAWD!
Kakashi took out his oh-so-innocent book.
Suigetsu smirks, his shark teeth visible, "Have fun, Sasuke?"
"Hn." He replied "What do you want?"
Ai was sort of forgotten for a moment, so she was still lying on the bed listening intently.
"Yeah… We were going to go on a mission to get Sakura back…" Sai stated crossing his arms, "Or did you forget about her already, Sasuke?"
"Tch." Sasuke smirked, "I tricked you." Naruto burst out laughing.
Sasuke ran his fingers through his hair, "I just wanted to… freak you guys out… I would never sleep with someone who wanted to ravish me."
Sasuke elbowed the spot next to him, but it was….
Empty?
They looked to the balcony, it was open with this "Ai" woman standing there. She did the peace sign, "Laterz bastard!" She jumped down and disappeared.
"OOOOH! DISSED! BURN!" Suigetsu laughed pointing at Sasuke.
Sasuke shrugged and got off the bed.
Karin drooled.
The Uchiha Sasuke was still… shirtless… thus showing off his god-shaped-abs.
Wow.
"So what about this mission?" Sasuke inquired as he roughly put a white shirt on.
"We're getting Sakura back." Naruto did the nice guy pose.
Karin sighed, "We're getting bitch back."
Suigetsu smirked, "I'm up for that challenge." His teeth glinted dangerously.
Sai frowned, "That Ai girl… did you see it?"
Kakashi looked up, "Sai, now is no the time to talk about Sasuke's love life."
"Or lack of…" Suigetsu smirked again, thus earning a glare from the Uchiha.
Sai stepped up to Sasuke, "Did you see it?"
Sasuke paused on his glaring and stared at the identical boy, "What?"
Naruto gasped… "There's no way!"
Kakashi thought more about it and his lone eye widened.
"WHAT!" Sasuke roared, if the Dobe understands it why aren't they telling him too?
"You really are blind… She had a reason to leave." Sai shook his head.
"You can't even see through a simple disguise? And you said you loved her?" Sai's voice grew louder a bit.
"JUST FUCKING SPIT IT OUT!" Sasuke roared, he didn't get it. He was genuinely confused.
"Ai that was…
S A K U R A."
Hell broke lose.
Poor Sasuke! I'm sorry this chapter kinda took log to update… I was kinda lazy! HA! And I couldn't think of what should happen in the end.
Hey! I have a little question I want you to answer!
Should Sasuke…
A) Next time Ai comes yell at her about not saying she was Sakura.
B) Same thing as A but ends up with a kiss.
C) Pretend he still doesn't know and overcome Sakura eventually.
D) Other.
Please answer in a review!
Review like always!
Love she-who- is-sorry-for-typing-slow-and-being-uninspired,
Blankdreamer
