Author's notes: Sorry for the delay in this chapter. I've got writer's block. Hoped you enjoy this chapter and review!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters except the plot.
The next morning at school…
" Kaiba, I can't go to Kaiba Land with you today. I need to tend the shop for Yuugi," Yami Yuugi said to Kaiba.
You can simply imagine how Kaiba looked when he heard what Yami Yuugi said. He looked so disappointed.
" But don't be crestfallen. Bakura would duel with you instead!" Yami Yuugi said happily and pulled a grinning Yami Bakura in front of him, and pushed him towards Kaiba.
" Hi priest, we meet again. I'll be so glad to duel with you," Yami Bakura said, emphasizing very single word he had said.
" Very well," Kaiba said somewhat forcefully, smiled at Yami Yuugi and walked away.
Yami Bakura got a triumph smile on his face all day. The Pharaoh won't be meeting Kaiba all alone in his stupid Kaiba Land, and he could warn Kaiba never ever touch his Pharaoh. Never.
At classes, Yami Bakura chose a seat right beside Yami Yuugi, smiled at him all day and did not even insult him a bit.
Yami Yuugi was the exact opposite of happy. Why was Yami Bakura smiling at him all day? Is there something wrong? Did he have a smudge on his face? Why does that Tomb Robber not insult him like he usually does? And the most unnerving thing is why does he himself like Yami Bakura smiling at him like an idiot? Nowadays, he tends to be feeling extremely nervous when having Yami Bakura around him.
" Oh my dearest 'Kura, why are you smiling at the Pharaoh like an idiot all day?" a familiar voice came from behind.
Yami Yuugi and Yami Bakura spun around to see Malik and Yami Malik standing there with identical evil grin that match the both of them.
" Tomb Keeper! I missed you so much!" Yami Bakura yelled and rushed towards Yami Malik with open arms, as if wanting to hug him.
Yami Malik threw his arms open too. But the expected hug from Yami Bakura never came. Instead, a punch from Yami Bakura came.
" What was that for?" Yami Malik yelled, holding his poor broken nose.
" That was for calling me your dearest 'Kura, Tomb Keeper," Yami Bakura growled.
" It's just a nickname! Didn't Ryou always call you by that name?" Yami Malik asked innocently.
" Only special people with special privilege can call me by that name," Yami Bakura hissed.
" So does the 'special people with special privilege' includes me?" Yami Malik asked again.
" Yami, it does not include you. But I'm sure the Pharaoh was included though," Malik said.
Yami Yuugi and Yami Bakura blushed immediately.
" Who says? Don't you dare spout nonsense!" Yami Bakura yelled.
" Yeah!" Yami Yuugi agreed.
" Then please explain why you are smiling at the Pharaoh like an idiot all day long," Malik grinned menacingly.
" I…I…I'm planning something!" Yami Bakura lied.
" And what was it?" Yami Malik asked.
" Nothing. Anyway, what are the both you doing here? I thought you two had went back to Egypt?" Yami Bakura said, trying to change the subject.
" Yeah. Why did you two come back?" Yami Yuugi asked.
For an instance, Yami Malik seemed on the verge of tears.
" My Pharaoh and Tomb Robber does not wants to see us," Yami Malik wailed.
" Oh shut up yami. We're here because we wanted to come here to study," Malik said.
" And meet you two!" Yami Malik added.
" Really?" Yami Yuugi and Yami Bakura asked in false enthusiasm. " I think that you're back here to cause trouble…"
Classes were finally over. Ryou and Yuugi were extremely happy to see Malik and Yami Malik, because normally, the two of them had a lot of ideas in their head, so they thought that maybe the two Egyptians would help them bring Yami Yuugi and Yami Bakura together.
Yami Yuugi and Yami Bakura were arguing again. It was about their homework. They were in the same group, and they must write an essay for their project work on either three themes: What Is Love, My Favourite Person, or Who I Love The Most. Basically, it's all about love.
" Stupid teacher! Giving us all this stupid themes!" Yami Yuugi cried.
" No matter what, I'm going to choose the theme. You just follow my instructions and write!" Yami Bakura said.
" I don't want to write your stupid theme on ' My Favourite Person '! It's a stupid topic to write on!" Yami Yuugi said.
" Shut your trap! This theme is the best to write on among the three themes. You want to write on ' What Is Love ' or ' Who I Love The Most ' right? Fine! Go ahead! You hand in your work and I hand in mine separately! Fine? Happy?" Yami Bakura hollered.
This immediately shut Yami Yuugi up. He would not want to write on those two topics. It's just that the theme Yami Bakura had chosen had nothing to write in it. He sighed and looked at his watch.
" Tomb Robber, it's time for you to meet Kaiba at Kaiba Land now," Yami Yuugi said.
" Who cares? He's not happy to see me in Kaiba Land anyway, so he would not be there to meet me there. I'm not going," Yami Bakura said.
Yami Yuugi looked at him in anger and snatched his bag. " I'll take care of your bag. You go home, change and meet Kaiba at Kaiba Land! Go! Now!" he yelled.
" Stupid Pharaoh," Yami Bakura hissed and walked in tortoise-like speed to his house.
" Faster!"
This sends Yami Bakura on his heels immediately. He went back to his house, or rather, Ryou's house and change into his favourite jeans and T-shirt and took his black trench coat with him along to Kaiba Land.
When he reached Kaiba Land, he saw that Kaiba was already standing there, looking bored, waiting for him.
" Idiot. Why are you so late?" Kaiba hissed.
" I'm not late. You're the one who's early," Yami Bakura replied.
" Now, I'm not going to duel with you all right you old fool," Kaiba said in a cold tone.
" I'm not going to duel with you either. I'm here to warn you. Don't you ever dare go harass the Pharaoh ever again. I'll not let you snatch him away from me you got it?" Yami Bakura hissed.
" What makes you think that I'm going to give up the Pharaoh you stupid Tomb Robber?"
" You stinky priest, listen well. You. Are. Not. Going. To. Snatch. My. Pharaoh. Away!" Yami Bakura bellowed and this frightened our dear Mr. Kaiba.
" You better watch it you!" Kaiba yelled at him.
" As I've told you I'm not finish with you yet, Kaiba. If you ever let me catch you flirting with the Pharaoh, you'll get it from me personally," Yami Bakura said. With that, he walked away.
When he reached home, he found that Ryou was not home again.
" He must be at that midget's place again! Why does everybody go to that Game Shop? There's no gold there right?" Yami Bakura yelled in frustration and headed for the Game Shop.
At the Game Shop
Yami Yuugi was having fun rummaging Yami Bakura's bag. He had lots of worksheets that were supposed to be filed months ago, books that were unrelated to schoolwork, and loads of rubbish. How can a small bag be full of all this rubbish?
Yuugi, Ryou, Malik and Yami Malik were in another room, planning.
" My Tomb Robber likes the Pharaoh?" Yami Malik said, and pretended to sob.
" I think it's sweet! Imagine! Two archenemies in the past, in love with each other!" Malik said, thumping Yami Malik's back.
" Yeah. We're trying to get them together, but we don't know why the both of them are rejecting each other when they love each other," Yuugi said.
" Very easy Yuugi. Tomb Robber thought that Pharaoh hates him, while Pharaoh thought that Tomb Robber hates him. Simple as that," Yami Malik said.
" So how could we get both of them to stop denying their undying love for each other?" Ryou asked.
" But there is Kaiba to think of. He may came into the picture and destroy everything!" Malik cried.
" No wonder he's called Seth in ancient Egypt," Yami Malik said aloud.
Everyone except Malik looked at him.
" Why?"
" Because according to the Ancient Egyptian Mythology, Seth is an ancient god who was originally the god of deserts, storms and chaos," Yami Malik replied.
" We must stop Kaiba from interfering yami and Bakura's relationship!" Yuugi said.
" Actually, I think 'Kura's done a great job in doing it. He did not duel with Kaiba. Instead, he went to Kaiba Land to Kaiba never to harass Yami Yuugi," Ryou said.
" How did you know?" Yami Malik asked.
" Mind Link," Ryou replied.
" Oh yeah," Yami Malik said.
" So let's plan. Why don't we go out on this Saturday and throw the two of them alone in the cinema?" Malik said.
" Uh-uh. We had tried this before. We had had everything ready in the right place. We had them to sit together, watch the latest, most terrible, most horrible horror movie. And guess what, Bakura was laughing on his way while yami was screaming to high heavens, and I had lost a good amount of hair," Yuugi said.
" What happened?" Yami Malik asked fervently.
Ryou blushed and recounted what had happened to the two Egyptians.
" Hahahahaha!'' Yami Malik yelled with laughter. " Ryou, you actually attacked people when you're frightened to death!"
" So where is Bakura now?" Malik asked.
" I think he had reached here," Ryou said and the doorbell rang immediately.
" Open up!"
" Coming," Yami Yuugi said and threw the door open. What he did not remember was that he did not put the stuff in Yami Bakura's bag back into it.
The door opened and Yami Bakura walked in.
" What a tiring day," Yami Bakura said and his eyes landed on the floor where all his stuff and bag were on.
" Pharaoh! Explain! What did you do to my bag? You did not read anything did you?" Yami Bakura said, searching through his pile of books.
" No. I'm just rummaging your bag to see what's so heavy, and I've threw all the rubbish you had in the bag including the black book with ' rubbish ' written in Egyptian hieroglyphs on it," Yami Yuugi said.
" You what?" Yami Bakura asked, bewildered.
" I threw away all your rubbish and the black book with ' rubbish ' written on it in Egyptian hieroglyphs on it," Yami Yuugi repeated, not knowing why Yami Bakura cared so much on rubbish.
" Argh! What have I done to deserve this?" Yami Bakura yelled and went to the rubbish bin to look for his book.
" It's not there anymore. The rubbish man had came and I had given them all the rubbish we had for them to bring to the rubbish centre to have them all burn," Yami Yuugi said peering across Yami Bakura's shoulder.
" YOU…YOU…" Yami Bakura started, but stopped, and rushed out of the Game Shop to the rubbish centre.
" Why is he so angry? He should be happy that all his rubbish are cleared," Yami Yuugi said.
" That's because that book is his diary…" a voice said from behind.
Yuugi, Ryou Malik and Yami Malik had come out from the room when they heard the commotion outside.
" His diary?" Yami Yuugi croaked.
" I didn't know that dear Bakura kept a diary," Yami Malik said.
" Yami, I think when Bakura come back, you're going to be dead…" Yuugi said.
" Stupid, idiotic, imbecilic, dim-witted, brainless Pharaoh!" Yami Bakura yelled while he searched through the pile of stinky garbage.
He had begged the men working here to let him search for his diary and so here he was, searching through this smelly, stinky, reeking foul pile of rubbish. Suddenly, he caught a glint of gold. He dug his hands into it and grabbed at it. It was his diary! Thank God that it was not burnt! Now the only thing in mind he had was to get revenge on the Pharaoh. Whether he like him or not, this time he's not going to get away with it!
Yami Bakura thanked the men and race back to the Game Shop. The people on the streets were looking at Yami Bakura with a disgusted look on their face. Yami Bakura was stinking to high heaven! But he did not care. All he needed to do now was to get revenge on the Pharaoh! Get revenge on the Pharaoh!
He reached the Game Shop and kicked the door down.
Yuugi, Yami Yuugi, Ryou, Malik and Yami Malik could smell the stink from here. There stood Yami Bakura, right in front of the entrance of the Game Shop, looking menacingly at Yami Yuugi.
" Pharaoh! You're gonna get it!!"
Author's notes: how is the story? Sorry to end here. Please review!
