Disclaimer: nope my name hasn't changed since you read the last one, I'm still not J. and so I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER YOU FOOL!

Characters: Ron, Harry

(It is Halloween and the troll is in the castle)

Harry: It's going into the girls changing room! (bear with me)

Ron: HERMIONIE!

Harry: you don't think the troll will see Hermionie….you know….

Ron: oh dam! Why was I not born a troll!

Harry: You weren't?

Ron: Lets not go into that now….