Disclaimer: nope my name hasn't changed since you read the last one, I'm still not J. and so I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER YOU FOOL!
Characters: Ron, Harry
(It is Halloween and the troll is in the castle)
Harry: It's going into the girls changing room! (bear with me)
Ron: HERMIONIE!
Harry: you don't think the troll will see Hermionie….you know….
Ron: oh dam! Why was I not born a troll!
Harry: You weren't?
Ron: Lets not go into that now….
