Ch 6 The last Straw
"Uhhh, me thinks Akane has her memory back." (Ashlynn)
Everyone crowds around Akane except for a stunned Ranma and a pissed Katie who stand with a look of pure disgust.
"Yay I got my memory back.!" (Akane)
Ashlynn, being able to read minds, is very amused by Ranma's thoughts.
[What the hell just happened? Oh look, there is Katie standing right in front of me. She sure is pretty. I wonder what would happen if we-]
Katie slaps Ashlynn knowing she was reading some ones minds. Ranma look at the two confused.
"Ash stop reading peoples- *slap*" Ashlynn slaps Katie
[Hello? Katie! There are people in this room who don't know I can read minds. So shut the fuck up!]
Ranma, knowing what was happening now, grabs the two and drags them upstairs to his room.
"You guys really need to cool it ok? We'll talk later, I'm going to take a bath." (Ranma still in his girl form)
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In the bathroom Ryoga was soaking in his warm bath when he heard a familiar voice next to him. He jumped up looking at a very naked Sam also revealing his naked self.
"Holy shit!" (Ryoga) " What the hell are you doing in here?"
"I need to take a bath too ya know! Got a problem wit dat?" (Sam)
"Umm no, I don't mind.
"Cool beans" [I wonder what he will do if I.] Sam gives Ryoga a kiss and surprisingly he kissed back. Just as things were getting good, Ranma walks in surprised by the site. A naked sam leaning over the edge of the tub kissing a naked (yet submerged) Ryoga.
". Ahem ."
Sam backs off embarrassed.
"I wanted to take a bath but I will have to wait wont I?" With that Ranma walks out. Sam just hops into the tub and tries to avoid Ryoga.
"Hey I didn't mind, you're a great kisser! *Wink*" (Ryoga)
Sam smiles, "I know, your cumming in the tub."
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Ashlynn and Katie where in there room. Ashlynn was saying how Ranma had thought Katie was pretty.
"Really, what else did he think?"
"I don't know, you slapped me remember?"
"Dammit! I want to know what he thinks of me. Idea! You read his mind wile I'm talking to him. You know, you hide, and then you tell me what he thought later."
"Why must you use me so?"
"Puh-leez?"
"Only if you make it interesting, you have to french him."
"Ashlynn no!"
"Oh you know you want to. You can't lie to me!"
"Fine."
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Down stairs Katie and Ranma sit across from one another. Ranma is talking about all his fights wile Katie watches his lips with a dreamy look on her face.
[Katie looks drugged. Why is she staring at me like that? I wonder if she will snap out of it I kiss her.] (Ranma)
Ranma stops talking and stares at Katie. Katie stares back. They both lean into kiss when Akane's voice cuts through the room.
"RANMA! Come here now!"
Ranma turns and Katie falls forward kissing his cheek. Katie looks hurt and gets up and walks away. Ashlynn hops out from around the corner, grabs Ranma, and hold him in front of Katie.
"Aishitteru" Katie kisses Ranma.
[Wow, this is the best kiss ever. Aishitteru Akane.]
Ashlynn pulls Ranma away from Katie. "Ranma you kissed Katie, not Akane!"
Katie looks at Ashlynn confused wile Ranma stares at Katie embarrassed.
"Wait you thought I was." (Katie) Tears streamed down Katie's face. *Slap* She stormed off. [Ok that is it! The last mother fucking straw! She is dead. So dead. Where is SamSam? I will need her to kill off Akane.]
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Sam was in her room watching Dragon Ball Z on TV.
"SamSam.-"
"Shhhhhhh!"
"But I-"
"Shut up!"
Giving up Katie sat next to Sam on the bed and waited for a commercial.
"Kakkarot which way do we go?" (TV Vegeta)
"What! You're asking me?" (TV Goku)
"Just use your sayjin instincts." (TVV)
"Ok.. Well I say we go right!" (TVG)
"Then I'm going left." (V)
*Anime fall* "That's not very nice!" (G)
"You follow your instincts and I'll follow mine" (V)
"DBZ will be right back" (TV announcer dude)
Kt rolled her eyes wile sam rolled around on the floor laughing.
"How can you watch that stupid anime stuff?" (Katie)
"Because its not stupid. No what do you want?" (Sam)
"I'm gunna do it"
"You mean?"
"Yes SamSam, I'm going to kill Akane."
"Yay! Joy! Happiness! Rapture! Finally! Ok ok, so you can knock her out, I get to torture her, and then u can finish her off! This will be so much fun! I'm so happy! But wait? Why no? What did she do?" Sam spewed out wile bouncing around the room without taking a breath. Kt ran around the room putting out all the things that had burst into flames with Sam's excitement.
"Uhhh, me thinks Akane has her memory back." (Ashlynn)
Everyone crowds around Akane except for a stunned Ranma and a pissed Katie who stand with a look of pure disgust.
"Yay I got my memory back.!" (Akane)
Ashlynn, being able to read minds, is very amused by Ranma's thoughts.
[What the hell just happened? Oh look, there is Katie standing right in front of me. She sure is pretty. I wonder what would happen if we-]
Katie slaps Ashlynn knowing she was reading some ones minds. Ranma look at the two confused.
"Ash stop reading peoples- *slap*" Ashlynn slaps Katie
[Hello? Katie! There are people in this room who don't know I can read minds. So shut the fuck up!]
Ranma, knowing what was happening now, grabs the two and drags them upstairs to his room.
"You guys really need to cool it ok? We'll talk later, I'm going to take a bath." (Ranma still in his girl form)
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In the bathroom Ryoga was soaking in his warm bath when he heard a familiar voice next to him. He jumped up looking at a very naked Sam also revealing his naked self.
"Holy shit!" (Ryoga) " What the hell are you doing in here?"
"I need to take a bath too ya know! Got a problem wit dat?" (Sam)
"Umm no, I don't mind.
"Cool beans" [I wonder what he will do if I.] Sam gives Ryoga a kiss and surprisingly he kissed back. Just as things were getting good, Ranma walks in surprised by the site. A naked sam leaning over the edge of the tub kissing a naked (yet submerged) Ryoga.
". Ahem ."
Sam backs off embarrassed.
"I wanted to take a bath but I will have to wait wont I?" With that Ranma walks out. Sam just hops into the tub and tries to avoid Ryoga.
"Hey I didn't mind, you're a great kisser! *Wink*" (Ryoga)
Sam smiles, "I know, your cumming in the tub."
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Ashlynn and Katie where in there room. Ashlynn was saying how Ranma had thought Katie was pretty.
"Really, what else did he think?"
"I don't know, you slapped me remember?"
"Dammit! I want to know what he thinks of me. Idea! You read his mind wile I'm talking to him. You know, you hide, and then you tell me what he thought later."
"Why must you use me so?"
"Puh-leez?"
"Only if you make it interesting, you have to french him."
"Ashlynn no!"
"Oh you know you want to. You can't lie to me!"
"Fine."
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Down stairs Katie and Ranma sit across from one another. Ranma is talking about all his fights wile Katie watches his lips with a dreamy look on her face.
[Katie looks drugged. Why is she staring at me like that? I wonder if she will snap out of it I kiss her.] (Ranma)
Ranma stops talking and stares at Katie. Katie stares back. They both lean into kiss when Akane's voice cuts through the room.
"RANMA! Come here now!"
Ranma turns and Katie falls forward kissing his cheek. Katie looks hurt and gets up and walks away. Ashlynn hops out from around the corner, grabs Ranma, and hold him in front of Katie.
"Aishitteru" Katie kisses Ranma.
[Wow, this is the best kiss ever. Aishitteru Akane.]
Ashlynn pulls Ranma away from Katie. "Ranma you kissed Katie, not Akane!"
Katie looks at Ashlynn confused wile Ranma stares at Katie embarrassed.
"Wait you thought I was." (Katie) Tears streamed down Katie's face. *Slap* She stormed off. [Ok that is it! The last mother fucking straw! She is dead. So dead. Where is SamSam? I will need her to kill off Akane.]
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Sam was in her room watching Dragon Ball Z on TV.
"SamSam.-"
"Shhhhhhh!"
"But I-"
"Shut up!"
Giving up Katie sat next to Sam on the bed and waited for a commercial.
"Kakkarot which way do we go?" (TV Vegeta)
"What! You're asking me?" (TV Goku)
"Just use your sayjin instincts." (TVV)
"Ok.. Well I say we go right!" (TVG)
"Then I'm going left." (V)
*Anime fall* "That's not very nice!" (G)
"You follow your instincts and I'll follow mine" (V)
"DBZ will be right back" (TV announcer dude)
Kt rolled her eyes wile sam rolled around on the floor laughing.
"How can you watch that stupid anime stuff?" (Katie)
"Because its not stupid. No what do you want?" (Sam)
"I'm gunna do it"
"You mean?"
"Yes SamSam, I'm going to kill Akane."
"Yay! Joy! Happiness! Rapture! Finally! Ok ok, so you can knock her out, I get to torture her, and then u can finish her off! This will be so much fun! I'm so happy! But wait? Why no? What did she do?" Sam spewed out wile bouncing around the room without taking a breath. Kt ran around the room putting out all the things that had burst into flames with Sam's excitement.
