"Are you sure that was a dog? It looked like some vicious…thing." Articulate as always is our Emmett.
"It used to be, I know that much. I think Jane was high when she changed it, it's absolutely psycho now." I said, and for the second time I was completely serious.
"You can make an animal a vampire? Awesome!" still very typical Emmett. I guess I just gave him an idea.
"So what do we do now? Apart from watch Emmett run around the place looking for an animal to turn of course." Jaz asked.
"Well, what I usually do is go back to my rooms, start a gaming marathon, wait for Jane to burst into my rooms demanding to know what I spiked her drink with, and what pranks she can help me with." I listed on my fingers.
"I like that plan." they both said.
"Thought you would." I said happily before playing hop scotch in the general direction of my rooms. Haven't done it in a while that's all. Haven't done IT either. But we're going off topic, we're currently beating Emmett AND Jaspers asses at Rock Band. And they're working as a team. I say, I've had to much practice.
"WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK! I DON'T CARE! I WANNA GO TO WAL-MART!" Jane screamed.
"I thought you said Jane was fun when she was drunk." Rose whispered to me.
"Oh! She is. She is." I said with an evil grin. Large supermarkets are our favourite targets.
"She wants to go to Wal-Mart Bella. WAL-MART! In what way is that fun?" Alice said.
"She doesn't want to shop there! Do you have any idea the amount of fun things you can do in Wal-Mart, especially when its on the top floor and you have to take an elevator to get there." I said with only a small hint of evilness to my grin.
"You do know you look pretty scary like that." Rose pointed out.
"HELLO?! I'M STILL HERE! I WANT TO GO TO WAL-MART! NOW!" Jane shouted. Oh. I forgot about her.
"Just want to wing it, or do you want to make a plan first?" I asked, ignoring the pain in my ears from Jane's incessant shouting.
"NO PLANS!" everyone else, however, would soon be on the ground writhing in a pain worse than her own gift, FROM HER FECKING SHOUTING!
"Okay then. No plans." I said as I held up my hands in surrender. Jane is more fun drunk and or high, but she's way more demanding. She not completely original either. And I have to film or else she kills me after she regains…sense. Well, she tries her hardest, and that's pretty hard. If she cant remember a prank, she'll at the very least try to pull it on me. Recording it is the ONLY way to stay safe. Now that I think about it, getting Jane drunk and or high isn't always the best of ideas, worse, or better depending on how you look at it, when you get her drunk AND high.
You know, while I was thinking all of this over, Jane wasn't sitting idly twiddling her thumbs. She just doesn't so that, especially in her current state. Instead she was assaulting our ears further by sucking as much as anyone could at Rock Band and continue playing it. I think she did it on purpose. All the noises from wrong notes were really insulting my ears. Those noises were practically swearing at me.
"OKAY! We can go to Wal-Mart, just stop, please, please, just stop playing that damned game!" I begged her.
She jumped up and down, and I wondered just why I enjoyed getting her high and drunk.
Sorry for the length and the wait, bit for some reason I decided to start another story. 5 on the go now.
