Ohai welcome to me 200+ viewer special chapter. It's the real Zelda. And on crack. Also. Um. Huge problem. Tons of people have stopped reading this fic. Is it not good enough anymore? This is truly heartbreaking... Well, enjoy, the last few people who are still reading this...
Hi there. I'm Zelda. There really isn't much to me, except that I'm the princess of Hyrule and I'm the holder of the Triforce of wisdom, because I'm Zelda. I don't exactly get everything I want, but I still get stuff. But. I do get free everything. Because im Zelda. I also get a huge wardrobe! Because I'm Zelda. And when people refer to the actress or the Sabrina the Teenage Witch character, others think of me! Because I'm Zelda. Oh yeah and the whole Hilda thing is not a coincidence. And I am almost always at important events and parties n such, because I'm Zelda.
I have always blonde hair and blue eyes, because I'm Zelda. And I always wear pink and purple, unless it's that one day I wear blue or black, because I'm Zelda. I'm basically look like a goddess, even though I'm fifteen, because I'm Zelda. I have my own clothing and makeup named after me, and even footwear and accessories, and clothes because I'm Zelda. They say I'm as smart as a cuccoo, because I'm Zelda. If I ever did have red hair or dirty blonde hair again, I'd go nuts, because I'm Zelda. And I will never ever ever go tan or pale, or even brown. I would go psychotic. Because I am Zelda.
I will never be the least favorite person, because everyone knows I'm Zelda; but if you call me Link... Oh, you better say your last prayer. Because I will be the one responsible for your death. Because I'm Zelda. Some may call me a liar; a poser; a cheater; fake; cliche; a spoiled brat; lazy; dirty; an idiot; two faced; worry wart; or a dumb goddess, but the moment you call me Link? You will never see the light of day again. I will rip your head to shreds, and use your body for a floor mat at the palace steps. Oh and I will deprive your family of their money so they can't pay for your funeral. Because I am Zelda.
