Chapter 7 love is the worst

Rating M for sexual situation and language

Disclaimer I don't own South Park I just copy it for money…..wait what

Chapter 7 love is the worst

"well this is great I have 2 lesbians a guy with a parka who dies a lot and butters wow I should just walk up to kahl and say hey I love you but I digress these guys never would of helped me 5 years ago and they are now. I am happy to have friends like them but I can never tell them that because they would never let me down"

Hey Eric yelled butters

Why do you call me that only girls and adults call me that I stated?

Wendy doesn't call you that nor does Bebe said butters

Well they are bitches I said

Well who care I call you Eric and I WILL ALWAYS CALL YOU THAT yelled butters

Ok man geez so what's up I asked

We have a problem Kyle talked to Bebe on the phone he might have a date this Saturday said butters

Ah shit we need to move faster ok let's talk to big gay al and Mr. Slave they owe me one I said

Huh how will they help asked butters?

I will explain on the way I said

"We walked to the gays house and talked to them"

OH HI ERIC said big gay al

Jesus Christ said Mr. Slave

Yeah hey I need you to to talk to Bebe about Kenny I said

Huh said AL

A/N yeah I am calling him al because BIG GAY AL is a lot to type for 1 name

Yeah said butters Eric needs her to like Kenny so he can get with Kyle

DAMN IT BUTTERS THEY DON'T KNOW I AM GAY I yelled

Oh we know and we think its super said Al

Yeah I mean your mom told us and even gave me a new toy like Jesus Christ said Mr. Slave

Ewww I said

So how is talking to Bebe going to get Kenny and her together asked Butters?

It's not its going to distract her long enough for kahl to get upset and I will be there for him

Interesting said butters

"We all went over the plan AL will tell Bebe she won an all paid shopping spree to her favorite slutty store whores R us and while she is there then I will see kahl at the mall"

Saturday

Kyles P.O.V

"I am excited I finally can get Bebe as a girlfriend then maybe me and her can double date with stans and Wendy…well unless we are busy in bed man I am a perv but who cares she will be mine and nothing will change that"

Oh hey kahl said cartman

Damnit cartman what do you want I asked

What I was going to meet up with butters to hang and he cancelled something about a gay pride incident said cartman

Don't tell me you burned another parade float I asked

NO I didn't I was here the whole time so yeah what's up we are sopost to hang today said cartman

I am sorry I was planning on hanging with Bebe today I said

Oh well where she is asked cartman

I don't know she was supposed to meet me 30 minutes ago I said

Well if you want company till she shows up I am here said cartman

No I am good I said

"Cartman left and sat at the table crossed then Kenny showed up and waved I guess cartman had a backup back up plan man he thinks ahead a lot. I waited for a good 2 hours I am sure she is just running late….traffic….she ditched me"

"I hit the table and cried but then I heard a voice"

Kahl are you ok said cartman

NO I AM NOT OK MY LIFE IS RUINED I HAD A CHANCE FINALLY A CHANCE TO FIND LOVE BUT SHE FUCKING FUCKED ME OVER YEAH I AM NOT ALRIGHT SO YEAH LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I yelled

"Cartman then hugged me what the fuck is his game why is he being nice to me I started to hit him push him off but I couldn't I just cried cried in him arms and mopped"

Am I ugly I asked?

Duh said cartman with a stupid smirk

You're an asshole cartman but you are honest I said

Dude I was fucking with you you're a good looking guy funny handsome cute said cartman

Huh cute I said

Woops wrong word I meant fucking normal you know for a Jew rat said cartman

Oh ok I said

"Cartman has been acting very weird lately now he is calling me cute holy shit is he gay? NO NO he is trying to mess with my head"

I don't know what your game cartman is but leave me alone I said

"I ran off headed to stans"

Cartmans P.O.V

Fuck Kenny it didn't work I said

Well he hates Bebe now huh said Kenny

Nope I said

Huh she stood him up said Kenny

Yeah but she has an excuse her phones missing and shopping happened I said

Yeah well he's in tears how are you going to gay up Kyle asked Kenny

I guess the girls can help I said

Yeah well I better have Fu….

Oh Kenny what are you doing here asked Bebe

"Bebe was with Wendy and stans they were holding hands"

Where you were kahl ran off in tears cause of you he told me he went to find Stans I said

Oh shit I am sorry Wendy said Stans

ITS FINE GO FIND KYLE yelled Wendy

I am such a bitch he will hate me forever said Bebe

Come on Wendy we need to find red she wanted to talk to you about something I said

"I pulled out my phone and speed text"

Eric: red operation distract Wendy is a go

Red: Ok well I and tiff just finished up in the girls room

Eric: man you 2 are horny

Red: actually tiffs on her period

Eric: oh sorry

Red: HA got ya I can barely walk after what tiff did to me

Eric: Ewww

Red: please no ones that gay

Eric: well I am HURRY UP

Where is red asked Wendy?

HEY WENDY yelled red

Oh hi what did you want to ask me said Wendy?

I wanted you to come shopping for bras I need a nice sexy one and I don't know which to buy said red

"Man girls are annoying"

Uhhhh ok but Bebe is still over there with Kenny said Wendy

Ahhh she will be fine I need to hurry tiffs going to be here soon and I want it to be a surprise said red

Ok just 1 condition said Wendy

Yeah said red

I am not trying on any bras said Wendy

Ok….i will be doing the trying ok Wink wink said red

Ha ok just don't turn me gay said Wendy

I think Stans would like a BI sexual GF said red

Nope said Wendy

"The girls left and part 2 of my 7th plan was in effect or was it my 10th plan hmm"

End of chapter

End summery

Wow Bebe didn't see Kyle what will he do and kind of bra will red buy who knows maybe in 3 hours I will type up the answer (or I could get a PM from some of you or review answering the important question" also what is part 2 of plan 7 or 10 find out

A/N

It might take me a bit to type chapter 8 because my allergies are being a bitch and I don't have any medicine I will be fine I just need some rest