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"You did what!?!" Sakura exclaimed.

"I made him dress up in a Barney costume and walk around town exclaiming his undying love for

ramen."

"Oh… Em…Gee, Ino. THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN!"

Ino scowled. "Ya, but common, he made me train like a maniac, so I'm allowed to have my fun. Plus,

I thought Naruto was gonna kiss him or something when he screamed out that he loved ramen. It was

hilarious."

Sakura's horrified face intensified.

"INO-PIG ! NOW NEJI IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!"

Hinata quietly giggled at the whole commotion as she picked up her Barbie and began brushing her

hair.


Tenten was absolutely terrified. Having just come into her own body, she was about to have to face a

VERY angry Neji… shit.

She didn't see any of this, but Naruto had told her how Neji had so bravely gone around Konoha in a

while Barney suit while exclaiming his absolute love for ramen.

"I think I'm in love…" Naruto had told her, with a faraway look in his eyes.

But being the smart kunoichi she was, she figured that Neji wouldn't randomly go around in a Barney

suit for no reason, and she had a small hunch that it had something to do with Ino going into Tenten's

body…

"Oh, Ino, you are so dead after this…" Tenten whispered to herself.

"Indeed she is." A cold voice said behind her.

Tenten whirled around to face an enraged Hyuuga. But no, it wasn't Neji…


While Ino and Sakura were fighting, and Hinata playing with a Barbie, Neji was hiding in a closet.

Why? Because of a stupid Barney suit. He was never coming out again. Again, we ask, why? Because

The freaking costume wouldn't come off. I mean, the stupid costume was unrippable! No matter how

Many time Neji tried to cut it with a kunai, it wouldn't rip. What… the… Hell…

"Neji."

Neji looked up from where he was sitting in the closet to see a bewildered looking Sakura.

"N-Neji-kun, are y-you all r-right?" A nervous Hinata asked from behind Sakura. Ino was cowering

somewhere in a corner.

"The suit won't come off." He mumbled.

Sakura and Hinata, and even Ino couldn't help but giggle, but they were silenced real soon by the glare

Neji was giving them.

They quietly helped him out of his costume. As soon as he was out, they couldn't help their laughter

Anymore. They were interrupted by knocking on the door. Ino went forward and was surprised to see

Hanabi there.

"Neji," Hanabi said looking past Ino. "Hiashi wants to see you right now. Like, instantaneously.

Instantly. Without delay. Straight away. Immediately. Without more ado. Direct—"

"Ok, I got it." Neji said impatiently, while pushing past all the girls. Hanabi followed him.

"So… what did'ya do today Neji?" Hanabi asked innocently, with a hint of evil in her voice (A/N its

possible, I think…).

"Hn."

"Aw, common Neji, you can tell me everything," she said, putting unnecessary emphasis on the "everything".

"You already know, don't you."

"Duh."

"Then don't bother me about it."

"Never."

"You evil little—"

"Neji…" a cold voice from behind them said. They had reached the Hyuuga compound by now, and as

they turned around to face the speaker, Neji felt a nervous feeling going through him.

"Hiashi-sama." Neji greeted. Hanabi had left by now, probably frolicking somewhere.

"Neji, I have something of yours in my office. Please come and dispose of it." Again the unnecessary

emphasis on the "dispose".

Neji nodded and followed him into his office. At first look, the office seemed fine. But then Neji

realized that there was something screaming and thrashing in the closet… how he could have missed

that earlier was a mystery…

Neji stared at the closet before Hiashi urged him to go and get his thing. Neji ran over to the closet and

opened the door, to find a very pissed looking Tenten.

"Tenten?"

"Yes, its me Tenten, and its about time you came Neji." She said in an angry voice.

"I wasn't expecting you."

"Well what did you expect, locked in your uncle's closet?!? A pony?" Secretly, Neji actually did want

a pony…

"How did you get yourself into this mess?" he mumbled while untying the ropes aroung Tenten's

ankles and wrists. But before he could untie them completely, Hiashi was by his side, looking horrified.

"What are you doing? I went through all this trouble to get her for you so you can punish her—"

"Punish her?" Neji asked.

"Yes, punish her for embarrassing the whole Hyuuga clan! She made you go around in a Barney suit

God's sake!"

"I'm not going to punish her, Hiashi."

"YES YOU WILL! IF YOU DON'T I WILL!" Hiashi yelled, pulling out an Inyuasha type sword…

"Hey, I have the same sword." Tenten said randomly. But Hiashi couldn't hear her, for he was

drowning out all sound with his evil laughter (now we know where Hinata gets it from…).

Suddenly Neji just hit Hiashi on the head with a randomly appearing baseball bat (lots of

randomness in this story), grabbed Tenten, and ran.