What's up everybody! I'm back updating my Mario story, which now have been renamed Mario & Luigi: Sherbet Land Saga. Last time on Mario & Luigi: Sherbet Land Saga, The Koopa Bros. were just regaining consciousness and Red was furious, so he decided that he and Green was gonna try and fight Mario and Luigi again, but they sorted got lost on their way there. When they finally did return to the area where they were fighting at first, they saw Toadsworth and Princess Peach having a very interesting conversation about Santa and how he use the power Five Snow Sprites to help him around the Sherbet Land Palace. Red then decided that him, Yellow, and Green was gonna use the Snow Sprites to totally beat Mario and Luigi. Well enjoy today's chapter.
A/N: Before you even start complaining, the Christmas part of this story was when Red was trying to give Mario to Kylie for a present, but since he failed miserably he decided to just humiliate Mario by crushing him in defeat by using the power of the Snow Sprites siblings.
Patty from Family Guy: Yeah he changed it…So what?! You want to fight about or something?!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo related, or do you want to fight about that too?!
Chapter 7: A Call to Arms
Santa, who was the Sherbet Land ruler and other remaining Snow Sprites stayed at the Sherbet Kingdom's snow covered workshop like castle, as Santa came up with his strategy to defend the castle from the so-called menace. Santa stood in front of the remaining Snow Sprites stroking his huge white beard. "Structura, when the intruders come, I want you to create the Holli Jolli Rangers to help protect the outside compound part of the castle.
Structura was the oldest of the Snow Sprites, she was a beautiful young woman who had an appearance of a 18 year old. She had dark blue long hair that stop at her back, she favor Rosalina in the face. She also wore a blue kimono with white snowflakes patterns all over. Structura had a very bossy attitude, she thought since she was the oldest, she had to keep the other sprites in line. "Don't worry me, Santa. You can count on me. I'll try to make 'em as perfect as possible" Structura smirked as she placed her hands on her hips. Structura was the Sprite of Life, she has the powers to give life to or manipulate anything around her.
Santa nodded as he looked at Structura. "Thank you, Structura. I glad that you're eager to help me out." he turned his head toward Girth. "Alright Girth. When Structura create the Holli Jolli Rangers. I want you to make the Holli Jolli Rangers as dense and sturdy as possible, ok. That way they won't be able to get destroyed so easily."
Girth was the third oldest after Cloud, he was a fat teen, who had an appearance of a 15 year old. He had blonde short hair that covered his face revealing only his left eye, but really he always had both of his eyes close. He wore a yellow tracksuit with black spirals patterns all over, you could see some of his fat poking out the suit. He had a very lazy and laid-back nature. "…Aw! Man! That seems like a lot of work for only person to be doing, Big Red." Girth said as he stretched and yawned lazily. Girth was the Sprite of Endurance. Girth's power was to make his user gain a lot of stamina, that way his user won't get injured so easily.
Structura just stared at Girth angrily. "Girth! You're gonna stop with all this complaining. You're gonna listen to Santa and do what's told if you like or not, do you hear me?!" she said as she folded her arms.
Girth looked at Structura and sighed. "Urm…Yeah…Whatever you say, Big Sis." Girth really hate to work, especially when he knew he had to do a lot of moving. "…Uhhh…"
Santa then looked over to Yuffie and little Guardna. "Little Guardna, your job is the most important. You've got to make sure to keep up a strong and durable barrier, making sure that the enemy won't be able to enter the castle." he then bend down and looked at the youngest Snow Sprite. "You think you'll be able to do that, Guardna?"
Guardna, just like I say before was the youngest of the Snow Sprites, she was a little girl, who had an appearance of a 7 year old. Guardna, just like her older sister Structura had blue hair, but hers was light blue, her hair wasn't as long as Structura either. She wore her hair backward with a blue bow at the end, she also wore a light blue kimono with white snowflakes patterns all over. Guardna was a little firebrand that will tell you off in a second, but most of the time she was shy and always like be babied by Structura. "…Yes, I'll try my best, sir…" she said blushing a bit as she hid behind Structura. Guardna was the Sprite of Protection, Guardna's power was that she had the ability to put up icy barriers and shields, she could also put icy barriers and shields around her user or party member.
Santa smiled as he walked toward the door. "C'mon everybody, it's time for use to get in position." The sprites then flew past him and as he followed them, one of the sprites, Yuffie, flew in front of him. "Yuffie?! What seem to be the problem?"
Yuffie was older than Guardna, but younger than Girth, which made her the fourth sibling, she had an appearance of a 14 year old. Yuffie had snow white long hair, but not as long as her older sister, she wore a white kimono with snowflakes shaped like flowers patterns all over. Yuffie was timid, and scary, she rather avoid fighting. For some strange reason, she always carried a blue orb around with her. "Um…Santa, you kinda forgot about giving me a job." Yuffie was the Sprite of Spirit. Her powers was infusing her user with the power of ice, she also had the ability to heal.
Santa just patted her on the head. "You just make sure not to lose that orb. We don't need two evil beings to deal with." he the chuckled as he walked out of the room.
Yuffie sighed as floated in the air. "…I hate being left out. I guess I shouldn't complain, at least I don't have to do any fighting." she then exited the room.
Flora and Cloud was now walking on the Frappe Path as they exited the limits of Sherbet Land. "So! Flora!" Cloud said floating around Flora's head, he was still annoyed that he had to escort Princess Flora to find some help. "Do have any ideas where we should go and look first?!"
Flora scratched her head as she looked out toward some of the snow covered mountains. "…No…Not really Cloud." she then looked up toward him. "But do you blame me? All this stuff did happen so suddenly. First Santa say he senses something evil, next he want me to take the N&N List and find somebody to help save the kingdom. I just think he's expecting too much from one person to do."
Cloud crossed his arms as he sneered at her. "Well if you didn't really want to go, you should of told S.C., instead wasting my time."
Flora slowly turned her head and muttered. "Um…D-Do you hate me, Cloud? Do you hate that you've got be around me?"
Cloud looked at Flora, he could feel the guilt baring down on him. "No…I don't hate you, Flora! It's just that I really wanted to stay and help with all the other sprites, you know show everybody how hot I can be during the heat of battle." Cloud then started punching the air. "Man! I would of kicked those bad guys asses so hard, that they would of called me, The Man of Action!"
Flora chuckled softly as she continued to walk ahead. "Now that's funny, Cloud." but she suddenly stopped walking and stared out to the horizon. "…Hmmm The Man of Action, huh? I wonder? How come that sound so familiar to me?"
Cloud circled around Flora's blonde haired head as tried to figure out what she was doing. "What's wrong with you, Flora? You look like you're in a deep thought or something." Cloud said as he folded his arms, levitating over Flora.
Flora turned around and said. "Oh…It's nothing. I was just thinking about what you had said." Cloud just stared at her as he floated behind her. Flora then suddenly sputtered out. "WAIT! Now I remember!"
Flora's suddenly outburst startled Cloud. "WHAT?! WHAT?!" Cloud shouted as he staggered backward. "Huff! Huff! You almost gave me a heart attack, Flora."
Flora laughed as she stuck out her tongue. "Oops! Sorry about that, Cloudy. I just suddenly remember something I heard about a long time ago when I was still a young girl."
Cloud then said. "Hmmm…Oh really, a long time ago, huh? So what're you waiting for, tell me."
Flora giggled as she stared at Cloud. "Okay! You're so impatient, Cloud." she then said. "After my parents died and before you all found me. I use to travel from town to town hearing tales about a heroic stached man, that wields a hammer and that could perform superb jumping attacks."
Cloud just stared at her. "A man that wields a hammer and who could jump, good...That don't really sound impressive to me, Flora."
Flora covered his mouth. "Shssh. You didn't let me finish..." she then said. "They also say that this man use to save his homeland, The Mushroom Kingdom countless times from an evil King who always tried to kidnap there kingdom's princess."
Cloud then said. "Hmm, That does kinda sound formidable, but are you sure that he even exist?! Flora just nodded innocently. "Alright then. If we do find this so-called AMAZING man, do you honesty think he will be able to help us save our Kingdom from the so-called evil S.C. sense earlier?" Cloud said sighing.
Flora nodded her head as she confidently said. "Yep! I sure do, Cloud! If we go to the Mushroom Kingdom and find'em, I just know for sure if we tell him our situation, they HE will be eager to help us in our time of crises." she then motion Cloud to found behind her. "C'mon, Cloudy! We're off to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
Cloud sighed as he flew behind Flora. "I really hope you're not wasting my time, about these crazy stories about this so-called amazing man, Flora!"
Meanwhile inside the KoopaCruiser.
The Koopa Bros. were tearing Bowser's airship up from bottom to top as they frantically search for the map to the Sherbet Kingdom. "Ahhhh!!!! Dude!!!! This is beginning to become really ANNOYING, we looked everywhere and still haven't been able to find that map! Where did Uncle B put his stupid map at?!" Red grumbled as he throw a chair down to the ground.
Green was carefully looking around the KoopaCruiser as he tried to think where they haven't went looking yet. "Hmm…This is a huge ship, we couldn't possibly overlooked everything in here, Red. Just calm down and let me see if I can find something we missed…" Green then started back looking around.
Yellow then walked up from behind Green and tapped him on his shell. "Hey! Green! What's that door thingy over there?!" Yellow said in his babyish like voice, as he pointed out toward something.
"What are you talking about, Yellow?" Green then turned and noticed a long corridor leading to a padlocked door surrounded by Koopatrol. "What the?! How in the?! How could I miss something so obviously placed out?!" he said as placed his head down in complete and utter shame.
Red then leapt over Green's shoulders. "Who cares dude! Yellow found a creepy looking door, so let's GOOO!!!" he then grinned as he gave Yellow the thumbs up. "Nice job, Dude. You actually did something useful for a chance."
Yellow giggled as he said. "Yeah! Dude! I'm just glad I could help once in awhile!"
Red casually walked away from Yellow and muttered. "Whatever, dude!" he then pointed toward the padlocked door at the end of the cruiser. "C'mon dudes! We gonna have Uncle B's map to Sherbet Land in no time." Red, Green, and Yellow then walked toward the door, that was surrounded by Koopatrol.
One of the Koopatrol noticed the Koopa Bros. walking toward the door, and so he quickly walked in front of them. "Halt! This part of the KoopaCruiser isn't your jurisdiction, so state your business for being here, Koopas." The Koopatrol said staring suspiciously at the Koopa Bros.
Green then whispered into Red's ear as he watched more Koopatrol approach them. "Red, You see. I knew it was a bad idea doing this. This door is way too heavily guarded, its no way we can get inside with all of these Koopatrol blocking use away like this. We should bail out and just forget about getting that map."
But Red didn't listen, instead he just walked up to the Koopatrol and confronted them, by pointing his finger at all off them. "Dudes! Obviously you don't know who we are." he then turned toward Yellow. "Yellow! Cue the Koopa Bros. theme music.
Yellow then pulled a boombox out of his shell. "Yeah! Dude! Cueing the Koopa Bros. theme." Yellow then pressed the button on the stereo and it started playing music. Here come the Koopa Bros. Yellow then flipped backward and giggled."I'm Yellow! The coolest of Koopa Bros." He then leapt on the Red's right side.
Green sighed as he walked in front of the Koopatrol. "I'm the smartest and brightest of the Koopa Bros., I'm Green." Green then turned and slowly walked on Red's left side.
Red smirked as he pulled a tape-recorded out of his shell. "Damn!!! I'm the baddest man in the land, Black of the Koopa Bros!!!!!" Suddenly a spotlight appeared out of nowhere and shined down on Red.
Red slowly lifted his head smirking. "Dude, What is it there to say. I'm the sexiest, finest, coolest, smartest, awesomeness, and hotness Koopa around." The spotlight then disappeared and as Red raised his arms in the air he said. "Red! Ace leader of the Koopa Bros!!!" Confetti then started raining down on Red. "Now dudes! Choke on the awesomeness!!!!" Red said pointing at the Koopatrols. You could see Green in the background slapping his forehead.
The Koopatrol all just stood there staring at Red in sheer disbelief. "…Oh my god. What an asshole." chuckled one of the Koopatrols.
The leader of the Koopatrol stepped forward sighing as he stared at Red. "Really…I can't believe that you two actually follow this DICK around!!!" The other KoopaPatrols then all started laughing uncontrollably.
Yellow also started snickering. "AW!!!! DUDE!!!! HE CALLED YOU A DICK!" Yellow then started cackling like a little biatch.
Red slapped and shoved Yellow out of the way. "Dude!!!! Nobody and I mean NOBODY insults my DICK and lives to tell about!!!!" Red then folded his arms and said. "Beside, you're just mad because yours is small."
The leader of the Koopatrol, who name was Rusty then lifted up his huge lance. "Enough of this foolish! You don't belong in this part of the cruiser, so why don't you turn and go back to your designated positions."
Red then pointed at Rusty. "How about you make me, dude." Red said mockingly.
Rusty just sighed as he slowly lifted up his lance. "Well then. You leave us with no other choice." he then pointed his lance at Red, Green, and Yellow. "Those who stand before Bowser, must be brutally executed!!!!" All of the Koopatrol then ran toward the Koopa Bros.
Red then took a step backwards. "DUDE?! Who said that we were against, Uncle B?!?!" The Koopatrols didn't listen, they just kept charging. Red put his head down and muttered. "Dudes, it seems we have no choice…" he then lifted his head and shouted. "BATTLE RUMBLE!!!!!!!" he then grabbed Yellow and Green arms and ran right toward the charging KoopaPatrol.
A/N: Trouble! It seems that Red and the other Koopa Bros. are about to get to scraping with the Koopatrol that were guarding Bowser's secret chamber. Can the Koopa Bros. survive there ordeal, and how come Santa could sense them before they even got started? Just stay for Chapter 8: Who's Da Boss, Goomboss! I'm sorry for the chapter change. Hmm…No Mario Bros. in this chapter, but don't worry they'll be in the next one.
Now…Seriously choke on the awesomeness and leave a review.
