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For some reason, this seemed like deja vu... I had to explain something that I REALLY didn't want to. However, it really was Raymond's fault and I felt he had to explain it, not surprisingly he didn't want to explain it himself. So we fought for a while, verbally of course, considering we had just started to recover from very tiring ordeals.

"You both know that you are not getting out of this room without telling us why the hell you called each other Raymond and Felix!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

"EXPLAIN... NOW" Luna boomed with her best "addressing canterlot subjects" voice. The problem with them trying to intimidate us was that we were so scarred and beat up from past experiences that NOTHING could intimidate us. Even though I hated him for most of my childhood, we were actually good friends before I turned 14, when my parents died. My other best friend, Jared (There you go... self insertion into the story... WIN) was who I turned to after Raymond "betrayed" me. He was an infiltrator; he could break into anywhere. When I mean anywhere I MEAN ANYWHERE, even government level security.

"We are still waiting for you two to come up with an answer!" Dash reminded us, just then there was a blinding light in the far corner of the room.

X-X-X

I couldn't believe it! I had broken into the Pentagon, broke into the HIGHEST security section of the Pentagon and used their warpy device thingy... at only 16 years of age! It apparently could transfer a human into another dimension. It's funny, the only part of AP Physics I cared about was the 11 dimensions... that I had to memorize. I stepped through the circle that made up the device and there was a blast of light and I landed in a hospital room.

My friend Felix had told me about how he knew exactly when someone or in this case more than one person was watching him. Well, I had that sense too. I turned around to see 4 VERY colorful ponies staring at me...

"The fuck?" I gasped at the sight. One had a rainbow colored mane and a solid blue coat with wings... she wasn't that bad looking... for a pony. Another looked like dirt with the starless sky for a mane and had a horn. The third one had a mane that sparkled like the evening sky and had both a horn and wings. The fourth one looked strangely a lot like a Pokemon that had the color drained from it... Shaymin, that's it... except it was a pegasus...

"Jared?" the gray pony and the dirt pony said to me... with a hint of confusion imbedded in their voices, which I recognized immediately as Raymond and Felix.

"Yes?" I responded back.

"How the fuck did you get here?" the Shaymin one asked me, which I pinpointed as Felix.

"Broke into the Pentagon..." I said with a grin, " How'd you get here?"

"None of your business..." Felix said to me.

"Hold on... everyone shut the hell up... you two know him?" the rainbow pegasus asked Raymond and Felix.

"They better... and why don't you?" I said, using my signature pickup line... which I couldn't believe I just made a move on a pony.

"Well, may as well spill the beans." Raymond said.

X-X-X

I couldn't believe Jared was here! How in hell did he break into the Pentagon? Raymond was right however... they deserved the whole truth

"Ok, the truth is, I died in my world and decided to come here... My name is Felix Fernandez, that is Jared Fernandes and that is Raymond DeAntonio. We come from a place called earth... Raymond and I are 19 and Jared is 16..." I started.

"I followed Felix to here and fell in love with Princess Luna. Felix obviously is in love with Rainbow Dash and Jared... I think he is creepin' on both of you." Raymond continued with a chuckle. Jared turned away, furiously blushing...

"We came here to start fresh... I hope you understand." I finished and looked sheepishly at Dash and Luna.

"You lied to us... I think you severed a relationship forever" Luna said to us. My heart sank and I began to sob. Raymond sat there, stone faced... but I saw a few tears slide down his cheek.

"I don't know... I think you are going to need that relationship to survive my game that I have set up for you!" I heard a voice boom above me, it reminded me of the voice in the white, wall less room. We looked up to see Discord descend upon us.

"Speak of the devil and he shall appear" Luna said, rolling her eyes. Jared looked like he was going to shit his jeans, but he tucked away that look and gripped the akimbo M1911 pistols that he always had with him.

"I think we should take this to a more open place, shall we?" Discord said with a grin and snapped his fingers, and in a whirl of colors and movement... we were in the royal palace; the grand hall to be exact. "This is the best part! I have created a dark side of you to fight against, representing your darkest qualities. In order to win, you must kill all of your dark clones..." The game set in for all of us as we stared at each one of our dark sides.

Rainbow Dash's dark side's eyes glowed an eeire deep purple and had a matted coat and had blood smothered all over her. Luna's dark side's eyes glowed solid white and the beautiful mane of hers was ripped and had blood splotches. Raymond's dark side was solid white and had black eyes with small white pupils, looked more like an angel than something evil. Jared, who was now a solid black pony, had a clone with white eyes and black pupils and shimmered like a mirage. My dark side was by far the creepiest. It looked exactly like me but with glowing red eyes and red static electricity rippling off of its coat and blood splattered across its coat and sheathed a wicked looking sword.

"The game will start in 5 minutes... good luck..." Discord finished and disapeared.

"Well fuck... what the hell are we supposed to do now?!" Jared yelled, looking at his new form. He still had his akimbo pistols which was a plus.

"Wait 5 minutes..." Rainbow Dash concluded abruptly and but that's what we did.

Less than 10 seconds before the sick and twisted game that Discord had set up for us was to begin, all of us lined up against our designated attackers and readied ourselves. I commanded the electricity stored in my body to surface and it did, rippling across my coat. Nothing could have prepared me as I connected my lunging uppercut with my clone's jaw. He recovered quickly and we began to fight back in forth jabbing and blocking, you name it, we did it. Electricity was used to power up punches or kicks that did connect. I did notice that Jared had already killed his clone and was helping Dash fight hers. After a while of the smashing electrically charged punches into one another I looked to see the four of them rushing towards me to help on my fight. My clone unsheathed his sword and lunged at me.

I was going to die... my reaction time would not be fast enough. I closed my eyes and waited for the worst, but it never came. What did come though was the sickening crunch of the sword entering a chest. I opened my eyes to see that Jared had ran right into the line of impact, saving my life at the cost of his. My clone lifted him up and tossed him aside. Luna had used that as an opportunity to put her horn right through its chest, splattering blood all over the flawless floor. She dumped it off her horn and it fell to the ground with a triumphant smile on its face. My attention went straight to Jared, who lay a few feet from me.

"I love you all and please... kill Discord," He said quietly. He then turned to Rainbow Dash and said something that I will never forget,

"I love you Rainbow Da..." He started but didn't finish. Rainbow Dash began to sob on his lifeless body. Everyone looked down in sadness. He had saved my life, he was only sixteen. It was so wrong for him to die, and I wanted vengeance.

X-X-X

A week and a half after the "game", I stood at his funeral, next to Rainbow Dash, Luna, Celestia, Raymond, and the rest of the mane 6. I couldn't believe that I still would not move on past this... it was too difficult. Princess Candance had been kidnapped by Discord and most likely do horrible things to her.

I swore one thing that day, that I will go on a journey to kill Discord and steal one thing back from him, the satisfaction of winning, because I always win.

Celestia summoned us later that day to go on the journey to capture Discord, I had other plans for the douche bag,

"Will you do this without fail?" she asked us.

"Yes" we all responded

"Will you bring back Princess Candance as per instructed by this mission description?"

"Yes..."

"Will you stay faithful to the mission and continue on?"

"Yes, Princess Celestia..."

"Felix, do you accept the authority to run this mission?"

"Yes Princess, I do accept the authority..."

"Good, you all leave tommorow morning, Discord is believed to be hiding in the mountains several miles beyond the border of Equestria... good luck".

Any good? Yeah, I know... I killed myself immediately after I introduced myself, but this is an important chapter in accordance with the next 5 chapters, a lot of self conflict. More chapters to come! Continue to R&R!