Warning: There's a lot of cussing in here. I did not hold back and neither did these characters :p

BTW: I rewrote chapters 1 and 2 so if you can, reread those. They're kinda important now

"I don't want Chiho anymore."

"What?" Emi asked. "Sire." Ashiya says with shock. "Huh?" Suzuno questions. "Why?" Lucifer asked. Everyone glares at him and he backs away slowly with his hands midway up in the way. They all look back over at him. "I don't." He said again. "Why? Are you sure? I mean you barely had anytime to think about it, sire." Ashiya said. "Yeah and I told you not to worry about it." Emi said. "How could I not worry about it? I'm not the cold heartless bastard from Ente Isla anymore, you told me that yourself." Maou said. You've changed and so have I. Emi remembers saying. "So you're going to give up an 8 for a 4 like Emi? Dude, you need to shape up." Lucifer said. "What's this about numbers?" Ashiya asked. "Seriously dude? Wow, you need to get out more." Lucifer chuckles. "You're saying I need to get out more? Excuse me, who doesn't go outside at all?" Ashiya said. "You know what?! Shut up!" Lucifer shouted. "What would I be?" Suzuno asks. "About a 7." Lucifer says scanning the girl. "You would be an 8 too if you didn't wear those damn kimonos all the-" "LUCIFER!" Emi and Maou yelled to get him to shut up. "Time." He finishes. Emi rolls her eyes and looked back at Maou. "You can't just give up on her. That's not fair." Emi says. "It's not fair to you." Maou said. "What are you going to tell her? Sorry but it's not fair that Emi likes me so It's over?!" Emi says angrily. "I don't know I'm trying to do this right without hurting anyone!" Maou yelled. "No! Your not breaking up with her! If you don't want to hurt anyone then don't break up with her! You know it's going to crush her if you do. Somebody is going to be hurt by the end of today so why not me?" "Because Emi I like you too!" Maou blurts out. Everyone looks at him with shock. Emi was the most surprised.

"You like me?" Emi asked, making sure she didn't mishear him. "Aside from being hostile and violent, you're a pretty cool girl." Maou says. "How?!" Lucifer asks. "Let's go outside." Suzuno says grabbing his hand. "Wait why? I want to see what happens." Lucifer tried going back inside but Ashiya pushed him out and goes outside too, closing the door behind him. "Maou... how come you didn't tell me sooner? "Emi says. "Well I wanted to but you left faster than I could produce words to stop you and tell you that." Maou said chuckling. Emi smiled and said, "Sorry I was embarrassed and I panicked so I ran." "It's fine I didn't have anything to say then either. If I was you I would've done the same thing." They both laugh and Maou looks at Emi. He looks around the apartment. "Hey... where's our daughter?" Maou asks. Emi looks around too. "That's a good question." She says scanning the apartment.

Maou opens the front door and says to the three outside, "Hey, can you help us find Alas?" They go back inside, Lucifer going in first, angering Suzuno for being rude and not letting her in first, she rolls her eyes and she walks in and Ashiya soon follows. "Can't keep track of your kids now? Wow nice parenting." Lucifer says going in and looking around. "Shut up Lucifer." Maou said. "She does this all the time at my apartment. She probably thought we were playing hide and seek and you guys went outside to count and so she hid." Emi said looking in the cabinets. "Alas! Come out here." Maou said. Lucifer looked around his desk. Suzuno looked in his box and Ashiya just stood around the entrance. "Ashiya come help us." Maou said, helping Emi look through the cabinets. "But what if she tries attacking me?" Ashiya said looking around nervously. "She's two- never mind..." Emi said annoyed. "Gotcha!" Alas said, pouncing from the top of their refrigerator where she was hiding to grab and tackle Ashiya to the ground. "I cawght you! Yay!" She squealed, squeezing Ashiya. "Wow, she really likes you Ashiya." Emi said, prying the little girl off of the puzzled demon general. "Noo! Mommy! Play~!" Alas whined. Ashiya sat up and the little girl squirmed in Emi's hands to play with the demon general. Why Ashiya is a very good question. "It's fine." Ashiya said. Emi shrugged and let Alas go. She pounces back into his arms and he falls back down again. Maou laughs and hugs Emi. "That's so cute." He says, looking at the demon general play peek-a-boo and watched his daughter's surprise reactions.

Lucifer walks over to Suzuno and gives her a bear hug from behind. "We should have a baby too." He whispers into her ear. Her face turns beet red, "No way!" She shouts. He laughs at her reaction. "Aw does that mean no even after the wedding?" Lucifer questioned. "What?" She turned around to face him. He digs in his pocket and pulls out a small black, velvet box and gets down on one knee. She shrieked and put her hands on her mouth. "Suzuno... will you marry me?" Lucifer asks her. She smiles widely and says, "Yes!" Lucifer then springs up and kisses her. Everybody else stares in awe as they witness the events and Lucifer pulls out of it and looks at us. He points at Maou and says, "Ha! I win the bet you bastard!" Maou says, "Fuck I forgot about that!" Emi, Ashiya, and Suzuno both look at them with confusion. "Won what? And watch your language around my daughter!" Emi says. "Oh it was some stupid thing we were talking about a couple moths ago." Maou said. "This is what happened: This happened around that time where Ashiya went out for something, I don't remember. Me and Lucifer got bored so we got drunk and stupid so we had like this really good bonding moment and we talked. He said he liked you Suzuno but I wouldn't tell him who I liked because he would've blabbed or blackmailed me or something like that."

"So that's why I got deja vu when we were talking Suzuno. I had that exact conversation with Maou."

"Eventually," Maou continued, "He gave up and about six shots of tequila later he was going on about how I won't find love and that he would beat me to proposing you before I proposed to whoever I liked, I still wasn't telling him, so we made a bet and he won."

"What was the bet?" Ashiya asked.

Lucifer grinned deviously. "Yeah Maou! What was it?" He asked even know he knew exactly what it was.

"Dammit you purple bastard." Maou said glaring at him.

"Oh wait! I even have a paper that says it!" Lucifer said and he walked to his box and pulled out a piece of paper. "If Maou proposes to someone before Lucifer, Lucifer has to move out and has to pay Maou back all the money he owes him. But if Lucifer proposes to someone before Maou, Maou has to pay for the wedding and Lucifer gets to bitch slap Maou in the face. If either one fails to comply the other one gets to beat the crap out of them." Lucifer pulls down the paper and says, "What will it be?"

"I would rather get the crap beaten out of me than pay for a fucking wedding are you kidding me?" Maou said, "The devil's castle is running low on funds. And I'm not going to blow it on this. Is that the only reason why you asked her to marry you?"

"I asked her to marry me because I love her. This was just a bonus." Lucifer said, crossing his arms. Emi walked over to Suzuno. "Where did you even get the money for the ring it's beautiful!" Emi said lifting up Suzuno's hand and examining the ring. "Oh about a thousand dollars." Everyone looks at him with shock. "What?! Where did you get the money?!" Suzuno asks. "I sold some stuff." Lucifer said. "Really? What did you sell?" Maou asked. "I sold Chiho, so you don't have to break her heart. She has a new husband in India." Lucifer sarcastically said. "Oh crap! I forgot about her!" Maou said. "You should wait until tomorrow to tell her so when I kill you she can help out." Maou glared at him, "You're not beating me up!" Lucifer clicked his tongue, "Aww come on!" He whined, "Can at least slap you?" Lucifer asked. "No!" Maou shouted. "Why~? I was really looking forward to this!" Lucifer whined again. "Dawddy! Don't be a baby! Just take your punwishment like a man!" Alas shouted, putting her hands on her hips. "Ha ha now that's why I love kids." Lucifer said, looking at the child. "Shush up purple bastward." Alas mumbled, trying to mimic her father's insult. Maou laughed and covered his mouth, knowing Emi is going to kill him later. "See this is why I don't want you cussing in front of her!" Emi shouts picking up the child. She glares at Maou. "Now please Hero." Ashiya said, trying to protect his king from the Hero's wrath. "If she says anything like that again It'll be your head." Emi said pointing at Maou. "And you say MY girlfriend is scary?" Lucifer says. "When did they say that?"" Suzuno asked. "Never mind." Lucifer said, shaking his head. "So Maou what are you gonna do with Chiho now that you have Emi? Because I will give my slap to her if I have to." Lucifer asked."

"You're not slapping me!" Maou said.

"Did you not hear your daughter? Just take your punishment like a man!" Suzuno said.

"Forget what she said then! She called me a purple-"

"Don't!" Maou and Emi both stopped Lucifer before he said,

"Bastard." Lucifer finished. Alas smiled.

"Stop! She's gonna think that word is okay to say!" Emi said but it was too late, Alas will be using that word from now on.

"What if purple was a cuss word? Haha! What if orange was? How funny would that be on TV?!" Lucifer bursted out laughing at the thought. "Don't make me regret saying yes." Suzuno said to him. "Sorry." He said trying not to laugh anymore. Ashiya rolled his eyes and got up from the floor. "I should make dinner right now." He said walking over to the kitchen. "I'll help." Suzuno said, walking over too. Lucifer walked over to his computer and turned it on. "We should have an engagement party." Lucifer brought up. "That sounds fun." Maou said sarcastically. "Yeah it does. We can invite Chiho, you can break her heart and then after thatI can slap you after she does..." He turned around and looked at him. Maou was not amused. "Shut up you purple bastward!" Alas said. "Make me brat!" Lucifer said, fully turned around at this point. Alas was fed up with him at this point so she walked up and smacked him in the face as hard as she could, and being part demon and angry, it hurt. Maou and Emi stood in shock. "Are you gonna be qwiet now?" Alas asked. "MAOU! You're daughter just fuc-," Emi glared at him with full rage, "-Fudging hit me!" He said holding his hurt cheek. "I don't know whether to be impressed or shocked." Emi said. "Yeah I'm not going to do anything because I wouldn't want to teach her to not hit you when you are being an as-" Emi hit Maou on the head. "Jerk. When you're being a jerk." Maou corrected himself. "Nice save dude." Lucifer said sarcastically. Alas slapped him again but on the other side of his face. "OW! What was that for?!" He asked the apparently violent child. "Stop being so swarcastik!" She said. "Finally somebody said it." Ashiya said. "I pray my kids aren't like this." Suzuno said. "Aggressive?" Ashiya asked her. "No... Mean to Lucifer." Suzuno and Ashiya both chuckled and went back to cooking. Lucifer glared at them and held his new hurt cheek with the back of his hand.

"Are you done now?" Alas asked again. "I'm not answering you." He said smug. She put her hand up like she was going to hit him again and he squealed and put his hands up, covering up his face. Everyone laughed at his reaction. "Ashiya two days ago." Maou said, gesturing to the violet haired boy. "Was I really like that?" Ashiya asked surprised. "Sadly yes." Maou said and everybody laughed again, except, of course, the victim. Lucifer pouted and crawled to his computers. "Assholes." Lucifer said loud enough for them to hear. "What did I say about cuss words?!" Emi shouted. "Emi, I don't give a flying fuck about your rules! Your daughter just bitch slapped me twice and you didn't do a damn thing! So I think I have a right to say whatever I want. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fu-" Emi got up during his rant and slapped him in the face as he said his last 'fuck'. "Naaa!" Lucifer squealed, falling to the floor from the force. You could've probably have heard it through those paper thin walls.

A/N: Thanks for reading, hope you liked it, please review this and I'll be back again soon with a brand new chapter. You weren't expecting any of this to happen huh?

Until next time~