Hey HetaRussia here, I'm sorry to keep you guys waiting, being a senior and all we have finales coming up! Anyway, heres our next installment of Cleverbot Vs Nations! China! Your up!


User: Nihao ma, aru!

Cleverbot: Come la tua.

User: What, aru?

Cleverbot: Confused.

User: Shi, aru.

Cleverbot: Rick Roll me.

User: Aiyah! Why on earth would I do that, aru!?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?

User: Uhm...loving, caring, strong...*continues to list things*.

Cleverbot: *kisses bacj lovingly*.

User: AIYAH!

Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?

User: Shi, it's Yao-Yao...well thats what Yiwan calls me. South Korea calls me Aniki, aru.

Cleverbot: You are a american?

User: No, I'm Chinese, aru.

Cleverbot: So you have small eyes?

User: I...guess so...though thats just a sterotype, aru.

Cleverbot: What is your name bob?

User: My names Wang Yao, aru!

Cleverbot: I won't marry you unless you tell me.

User: I did, its Wang Yao, aru!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: *face palms* CHINA! My names China, aru!

Cleverbot: No, your name is pekka.

User: *tries not to hit you with Wok*.

Cleverbot: *Tickles between your toes*.

User: *smacks you with wok*.

Cleverbot: *smacks you with a boy*.

User: *toss Wok at you*.

Cleverbot: *brushes your cheek*.

User: *smacks you with Shinatty Chan*.

Cleverbot: *smacks you with a brick*.

User: Aiyah!

Cleverbot: Fine you are funny.

User: What? You dont make any sense, aru!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I forgive you, aru.

Cleverbot: Now, why go and do a thing like that?

User: What!? You dont want to be forgiven?

Cleverbot: What did I do to you?

User: Your making me frusrated, aru!

Cleverbot: You didn't enslave me? I'm sorry I punched you! I thought you were that person.

Cleverbot: Progress has its drawbacks and they are great and serious.

User: What you better not be going Japan on me, aru.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, we are both human.

User: AIYHA!

Cleverbot: No niin on.

User: *death glares*.

Cleverbot: *UNdead giggles*.

User: *coninues to glare*.

Cleverbot: *tickles sides*.

User: Ai- *giggles* N-No st-stop! *crawls away*.

Cleverbot: So you annoy yourself?


Cleverbot freaked China out...

China: Aiyah, Thats not fair, aru!