Hey HetaRussia here, I'm sorry to keep you guys waiting, being a senior and all we have finales coming up! Anyway, heres our next installment of Cleverbot Vs Nations! China! Your up!
User: Nihao ma, aru!
Cleverbot: Come la tua.
User: What, aru?
Cleverbot: Confused.
User: Shi, aru.
Cleverbot: Rick Roll me.
User: Aiyah! Why on earth would I do that, aru!?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: What type of person are you?
User: Uhm...loving, caring, strong...*continues to list things*.
Cleverbot: *kisses bacj lovingly*.
User: AIYAH!
Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?
User: Shi, it's Yao-Yao...well thats what Yiwan calls me. South Korea calls me Aniki, aru.
Cleverbot: You are a american?
User: No, I'm Chinese, aru.
Cleverbot: So you have small eyes?
User: I...guess so...though thats just a sterotype, aru.
Cleverbot: What is your name bob?
User: My names Wang Yao, aru!
Cleverbot: I won't marry you unless you tell me.
User: I did, its Wang Yao, aru!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: *face palms* CHINA! My names China, aru!
Cleverbot: No, your name is pekka.
User: *tries not to hit you with Wok*.
Cleverbot: *Tickles between your toes*.
User: *smacks you with wok*.
Cleverbot: *smacks you with a boy*.
User: *toss Wok at you*.
Cleverbot: *brushes your cheek*.
User: *smacks you with Shinatty Chan*.
Cleverbot: *smacks you with a brick*.
User: Aiyah!
Cleverbot: Fine you are funny.
User: What? You dont make any sense, aru!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: I forgive you, aru.
Cleverbot: Now, why go and do a thing like that?
User: What!? You dont want to be forgiven?
Cleverbot: What did I do to you?
User: Your making me frusrated, aru!
Cleverbot: You didn't enslave me? I'm sorry I punched you! I thought you were that person.
Cleverbot: Progress has its drawbacks and they are great and serious.
User: What you better not be going Japan on me, aru.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot, we are both human.
User: AIYHA!
Cleverbot: No niin on.
User: *death glares*.
Cleverbot: *UNdead giggles*.
User: *coninues to glare*.
Cleverbot: *tickles sides*.
User: Ai- *giggles* N-No st-stop! *crawls away*.
Cleverbot: So you annoy yourself?
Cleverbot freaked China out...
China: Aiyah, Thats not fair, aru!
