"Pirates are so awesome." America gushed.

"Really now?"

"Yeah, I'd like to meet a pirate someday."

"America, I was once a pirate."

"Psh, yeah, right."

England clenched his fists. America was going to meet a pirate, all right. An English one who would make him walk the plank for sure.

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AN: My apologies for the late update, I hope you liked this instalment.