I am very excited about these prompts! A very big thank you to Akiru Chan and Disgruntled Minion for allowing me to use their story The Devil's Canvas as the background for these prompts! If you haven't read it yet, you really should. For one thing, it's amazing, and for another thing, it will probably be difficult to follow this story if you haven't read it. Short and random crack, inspired from a scene in "The Devil's Canvas" Chapter 40. And the second paragraph is a direct quote from that chapter. I just switched the verb tenses to make it present tense.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters Sebastian and Ciel. I do not own the background plot. So basically, I own nothing of this story. XD


The phone sex...or, radio sex, to be more precise, has been going on for the past five minutes, and both Sebastian and Ciel are on the brink of orgasm.

A low hum leaves Sebastian's mouth. "You feel so good, Ciel," he pants and his hand starts to move over his cock again. "I'd roll us over until you're on your back and I would push up your legs so I can thrust even harder into you while your hands rake down my back."

Someone's throat clearing catches Sebastian's attention, and he blinks slowly, trying to focus on where it is coming from. At first, he thinks it is from the room where he is, and he quickly grabs his gun and looks around carefully. No one is there, however.

His second thought is that it is Ciel attempting to get his attention, but it hadn't sounded like Ciel.

That leaves one other option. Someone has found their radio frequency. Now the question is, who? That is answered as soon as the intruder speaks again, and Sebastian's breathing nearly stops.

"Sebastian, Ciel. I am quite disappointed in you two. We will be discussing this upon your return," Tanaka says, tone like steel. "Oh, and one more thing. I will be turning my radio on in random intervals. I had better not catch this happening again."

It is silent for a few minutes after Tanaka disconnects, and then Sebastian and Ciel let out the breaths they have been holding.

"Dammit," Sebastian swears softly.

Ciel groans. "Yeah, he's definitely going to think we go at it like rabbits."

"Well... We kind of do," Sebastian points out rather smugly.

There's no reply for a brief moment. Then Ciel speaks, "I blame it all on you."

"But if you hadn't been so nervous about drawing my cock, I wouldn't have had to give those private lessons to you," Sebastian argues. "And besides, you know you like it."

"Oh, yes, I do enjoy having my grandfather know that all we do is basically have sex every spare moment," Ciel spits out, his cheeks bright red.

The red-eyed male laughs. "Don't worry about it. After this mission, we'll go somewhere private where no one can interrupt us."

The tone in which Sebastian has spoken sends chills down Ciel's spine, and he finds himself agreeing. "Sounds good."

"Good," Sebastian says. He looks down at his softening erection and sighs. "Ah, well. I guess being interrupted by your boss will do this to you."

Ciel mumbles in agreement, and they both work on making themselves presentable. After that, every word that they speak is professional, and Sebastian decides that they need to invent their own code talk. Then they can have radio sex and Tanaka can listen in, unknowing of what is truly going on.

He settles back into watching the screen and window, listening to Ciel talk, and smiles. As nice as it is to hear the younger male talk, he'd much rather hear him screaming Sebastian's name. A light chuckle falls from his lips as he plans their next sexual escapade.