Wolfie: Thank you Kikyo's a bitch and Should Die (dubbed KBSD from here on out if that is okay with you?) Hiei finally stopped Chasing me.

(Said demon glares at her)

Wolfie: Okay… I also want to thank Thunder Ring. And in reply to your review, the ogres Koenma uses are too busy following his orders to watch the vaults. Besides, even Kuwabara/baka could get past the guards.

Koenma: WOLFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolfie: ummm, gotta go. Enjoy the story.


Chapter 7: School?

"Raven? Raven?!" Hawk yelled threw the door, followed shortly by loud pounding. "Go away!" The girl growled, unhappy about being disturbed from her nap. "Raven, you've been sleeping for hours." Hawk whined. Raven soft groaned and looked over at the alarm next to her bed. Letting out another groan and rolled over again. This time setting herself on her injured back. Jerking back over she mentally hissed as all her injuries yelled at her. 'Definitely not enough time to heal.' She confirmed.

--Raven, you okay?-- Hawk asked on their private, mental path. --I'm fine. Just being stupid. Go on down stairs and visit with the others.-- Raven told her sister and began calculating how long she was out. 'What time did I come in here? The clock read what? About 2:30? It's 4:35...That means I only got…' Her eyes shot open in shock. "HAWK!!!!!!!!!" She yelled. Instantly she felt her sister's energy disappear down the hallway. She growled and put her arm over her eyes in order to try to go back to sleep.

(Downstairs after incident)

The boys looked up from what they were doing to watch a blur run into the room. Hawk gave them a smile that clearly stated 'Whatever happens it's not my fault.' Kurama didn't buy it one bit. "Hawk, what did you do this time? And was that Raven yelling?" Hawk gave him an innocent grin. "I have no clue what you're talking about. I did absolutely nothing." She said between clenched teeth. Yusuke gave her a yeah-fucking-right look. Kuwabara looked like something was totally wrong with all of them. Hiei continued to stare out, except now he had a small smirk on his face. Kurama simply sent her a look that stated he knew she was up to something.

Hawk simply walked towards the kitchen as if to get a snack. A moment after she walked through the doors, she stuck her head back into the room. "Oh, if Raven comes down here, you never saw me. Later!" She said quickly before disappearing through the doors again. "She didn't wake Raven up did she?" Yusuke asked after the shock wore off. Kurama shrugged his shoulders. "She's only been resting for two hours…" Realization dawned on them. "SHIT!" "WHAT!" "Oh my!" "Hn." Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei said (Respectively of course).

--Hiei, Kurama. Please tell those bakas to shut the hell up. After your done with that, please tell Hawk that I'm gonna kill her.-- Raven told the two demons telepathically and they both could hear the exhaustion in her voice before she closed the link.

Upset, Hiei deliberately reopened it. --If you have the energy to threaten those idiots I know a very good way of using it.-- He told her, keeping his voice calm. --Yeah, and what the hell would that be?-- She groaned. --we could always do some more training.-- Hiei provoked the shadow demon to see how she would react. --If you would leave me alone, I could get back to sleep and regain the needed energy to kill them. So if you don't mind…-- She barked and once again disconnected the link. Hiei smirked contentedly as he felt her energy fade into a sleeping stage.


"Ogre!!" Koenma yelled from behind his desk. Said demon came running in at the child's summons. "Yes, Koenma, sir?" He asked slightly out of breath. "Call Yusuke and the others for me. I wish to speak with them about something important." Koenma ordered. "Yes sir." Ogre bowed and left quickly, shutting the office doors behind him. 'They must have done something big to have Koenma summon them to his office.' George told himself before doing what was asked of him.

"What do you want now binky breath?!" Yusuke demanded, shoving the doors open before walking in and collapsing in his self-proclaimed chair. Everyone else followed him in and took various places around the room. Kuwabara, Kurama and Hawk sat on the three remaining chairs. Hiei took his place in the windowsill, watching for danger as usual. Botan went and sat on the corner of Koenma's desk, holding a file in her hand. And Raven stood in the darkest corner to the right of the door.

"I have something I want all of you to do while the girls are here." Koenma responded. "Yeah, what's that? Wipe your ass every time you need a diaper change?" Yusuke retorted. "Yusuke/Urameshi!" Everyone but Hiei and Raven yelled. "What? All I did was ask a question." Yusuke mumbled under his breath.

"Anyway. What I was saying, before I was very rudely interrupted was, I want the girls to start going to school. Which means, you boys have to join them. Besides, you need to go to Genkai's anyway. Either way, she would make you go." Koenma ordered defensively. "WHAT!!!!!" Everyone save Kurama and Botan yelled. Quickly followed by everyone yelling at Koenma at once. "Enough!" the 'baby' yelled causing everyone to stop and merely received glares from the unhappy parties.

"Classes will begin in the morning. Good day everyone." Koenma finished and everyone filed out of the office, three of them muttering under their breath on how Koenma was a 'fucking' jerk. Two were contemplating how to kill him and not get caught. The last one was wondering why they were going to Genkai's and why the demons had to go to school.

(Next morning)

"Raven!! Get up!! Kurama says we have to go to school today!" Yusuke yelled, knocking on the sleeping girl's door. "Yusuke, I swear, if you knock on that door one more time, I am going to get off this bed just to kill you personally." Said girl warned the detective. "Better yet, if you don't let me sleep, I'm going to kill you anyway. So GO AWAY!" She yelled and the boy rushed down the hall to report to the fox demon.

"How'd it go?" Hawk asked knowingly. Yusuke sent her a glare. "I'd like to keep my head, so if someone else would like to try and get her out of bed, be my guest." He grumbled. Kurama sighed from where he was standing at the stove. "Hawk, could you…" But the girl interrupted him. "Nope, no way, not a chance, forget it." I'm at my limit with pissing her off. Not to mention, she'll kill Yusuke but she'll torture me. Sorry Kurama. Just ain't happening."

Kurama looked over to the ice koorime walking into the kitchen. 'She wouldn't hurt her. No matter how angry she was.' He sent Yukina a welcoming smile. "Yukina would you be so kind as to go wake Raven up? I fear that she is going to be late for school otherwise." He said gently. 'This had better work. The last alternative is sending Hiei up after her, and that won't turn out well at all.'

"Oh, yes Kurama-san, I'll go do that now then." She said and went out the way she came. Five minutes later Yukina came back into the kitchen and sat down to Kurama's well prepared breakfast. "So what happened?" Yusuke asked between bites. "She said that she was tired and wanted to sleep for a few more minutes." Yukina replied sipping her tea. Hawk leaned over to the fox demon and whispered to him. "She's not coming down. You know that right?" Kurama nodded his head and told her he was on it.

--Hiei. Please go and tell Raven to get ready for school. We are leaving in ten minutes. If she's not ready by then, she can go in her pajamas for all I care.-- Kurama told the fire demon. --Hn. She'll be up in a moment then. Just don't blame me for anything that happens.-- he answered and began walking up the stairs.

Minutes later, a scream was heard followed by Hiei running down the stairs with an angry Raven on his tail. "Hiei! Get your sorry fire-demon-ass back here!" She yelled as the two of them ran out the door.

Kurama looked at the others who were now fully awake. "Was she soaked?" Kuwabara asked, shocked. "And in a white shirt?" Yusuke added and began drooling. "Yes to both questions." Kurama answered and began handing out breakfast. Hawk, unbeknownst to the boys, was sneaking up behind them and punched them both in the back of the head forcing their faces into their food.

"Hey! What was that for?" Yusuke yelled. "For treating my sister that way in my presence." Hawk replied and sat back down.

Just as they were finishing up, Raven came back into the kitchen with a very satisfied smirk on her face. "Uh, oh. What did you do? And where is Hiei?" Hawk worried. "I merely helped him get in a morning swim. He should be here soon." Raven replied smugly as she sat down. "Great breakfast Kurama." She said and began wolfing down her food.

"Onna." Hiei said in a sing song voice from the door way. Everyone looked over to see him dripping wet. Even his hair was slightly wilted. "Alright you two. That is more than enough." Botan said from behind the fire demon. "if you don't hurry, your gonna be late." She continued. The two idiots grumbled and headed upstairs to grab their bags. "Oh, Kurama, before you go. Koenma says that all of you are to report to Genkai's directly after school." She chirped before leaving. The rest of the group hurried to grab their backpacks and everyone went through a portal that placed them a few blocks from the school.


"Okay, so Hawk has homeroom with me while Raven has it with Hiei. The four of us have science together. Then Hiei and Raven have Geometry, I get Trig and Hawk has calculus. We meet again for P.E. Then we meet the others for lunch. After that Raven and I have Economics, Hiei has History, and Hawk has Computer intro. Then we all have wood shop, followed by computer intro, except for Hawk who has beginning ceramics." Kurama said comparing the four different schedules.

"Okay, so let's get this hell over with." Raven grumbled and started off towards her homeroom with Hiei following right behind her. Kurama turned to Hawk. "Shall we?" he asked and held his hand out in the direction that the were to go. "may as well. Think they're gonna kill each other?" She asked walking in the opposite direction of the hotheaded Youkai. "I hope not." Kurama murmured and walked into the classroom.

--This is so damn boring.--Raven complained to Hiei. --Hn. I agree, but I'm not getting thrown into spirit prison because some idiot scholar won't shut the hell up. But if this keeps up, I may change my mind.-- He replied attempting to enter a meditating state. --I agree with you. But if I did, I'd never hear the end of it from Hawk.-- Raven replied. Hiei gave a slight nod and began to meditate. Raven sighed and decided to follow his example.

After homeroom was over the demon duo ((A/N: That actually sounds really good doesn't it? Looks at all the readers ready to throw rotten fruit and vegetables at me Umm, I believe that I'm gonna get back to the story now)) made their way to science to meet Kurama and Hawk. After introductions were made, the four of them sat down near Yusuke and Keiko.

--I don't know what scares me more, Hiei not killing me or Yusuke messing with dangerous chemicals. -- Raven sent to hawk. --I think the Yusuke part is scarier than anything Hiei could ever do to us.-- Hawk replied nervously. --Hn, really? Your more afraid of the detective than me?-- Hiei interrupted silently agreeing. --Hell yeah!-- Both girls sent back.

--I think you've lost your touch Hiei. But I do agree with the girls. Yusuke around chemicals does make me slightly nervous, include his attention span and boredom at school then you have a very dangerous combination. My only comfort is the fact that Keiko is here to keep him in line.-- Kurama spoke up. --Damn fox has a point. Whatever fool that put the detective in here is risking the whole building.-- Hiei agreed. --Raven, what exactly did we do to deserve this?-- Hawk groaned. --I have no clue, but that baby…--

"Is this class that boring for your little group?" The teacher demanded stopping their talk momentarily. "Well what do you expect old man?" Yusuke piped up surprising the others. "All you do is talk half the class and then make us do these simple assignments. I mean, if your gonna make us do something, at least make it worthwhile." The detective finished. The teacher let out an evil little smile. "If this class is so easy then by all means, use the formula on the board correctly and I will let class out early." he said. Groans and quiet complaints erupted from the class.

"Whatever." Yusuke mumbled and began to work on the formula. After about a minute there was a small explosion of blue smoke. Yusuke added something else and a purple cloud followed. Nearly everyone dropped dead from a heart attack. The teacher was speechless. "I believe class is out early, but I want to know how you cheated. I was watching you the whole time." The teacher demanded.

Yusuke shrugged. "I just happen to like chemistry. Anything wrong with that?" Everyone, save our two lone wolves of the group, gaped. Yusuke turned to a fresh beaker and began to mix something else. After he was done he poured his creation into a glass and waited for it to cool down before drinking some of it. "Soda anyone." The class burst out laughing. After everyone had filed out of the room the detective and his group went up to the roof for the rest of the period. Kurama accused the others of helping him but they all denied it, saying Yusuke had done it himself.

Hiei and Raven spent their geometry class talking silently about their different battles and spent time getting to know each other, sort of, and Hiei told Raven some stories about her father. Once class was done and they received their books they went to P.E. The teacher told the group that until they switched activities next week they would either have to do jogging or play badminton. They chose jogging.

They spent lunch on the roof with Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko. The boys got into a fight and Keiko had to scare them into submission, which was pretty funny for the four observers.

After lunch, Raven and Kurama separated from the others to go to their economics where he told her stories about Yoko's adventures. Hiei had apparently enjoyed history class especially the parts about the wars. Then again, he was involved one or two of those wars and he was enjoying the things that they would never know or had forgotten. Hawk severely got her butt kicked in her computer class, apparently the computer didn't do what she wanted and froze up.

The four of them met in the hallway and continued on to woodshop. Raven and Hiei teamed up to begin creating a box made out of mahogany wood while Kurama and Hawk started working on a jewelry box made out of pine. Though Raven did manage to cut her finger on the wood cutting machine, which resulted in her singeing the wood. Fortunately nobody but Hiei noticed.

Finally it was time for the last class of the day. Hawk called out a goodbye as she hurried off to her ceramics class. Hiei and Raven were given seats next to each other while Kurama sat in the row in front of him. After the teacher had given them their instructions, everyone turned on their computers and went to their programs. Everyone except Hiei and Raven that is.

As Raven was asking Hawk how a computer worked, Hiei had tried to turn it on. When he couldn't find the power button he started to get pissed off and his body temperature rose and he tapped the top of the computer trying to force it to work. Before Raven could help him he somehow managed to cause the whole thing to explode, starting a chain reaction with the rest of the computers. The teacher dismissed the class early and rushed everyone out.

Kurama, to Hiei's humiliation, related the story to the others on the way to Genkai's. Everyone seemed to get a good laugh out of it until Hiei threatened to slight the throat of the next person to laugh. This kept everyone quiet until they reached the temple.

"…he's so great with a sword, yet get him a piece of modern technology and he blows everything up." Yusuke muttered to Kuwabara. Hiei heard this and chased the detective up the stairs. He stopped when he discovered the idiot was using Yukina as a shield. Nodding to Yukina and sending Yusuke and evil glare the fire koorime stomped off to his room. This caused everyone to begin roaring with laughter all over again.

"What may I ask is so funny?" Asked a rough voice from the top of the stairs. Hawk gave an audible gasp and Raven stopped in her tracks. Both looked up at the woman. "Grandma?" Hawk gasped and ran to the woman. "GRANDMA?????!!!!!!" Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama cried out in shock.


Wolfie:(Sulks) Damn Koenma and his lectures.(Cheers up) But back to me and my evil cliffy.

Hawk: Grandma? But she…

(Wolfie clamped her hand over Hawks mouth)

Wolfie: Quiet. You'll give away the next chapter.

Kurama: Well, now I'm very interested.

Yusuke: (Mutters) You would be.

Kuwabara: Yeah, who would guess that Urameshi could work with chemicals and not blow everything up.

Yusuke: Yeah… Hey!!!

(The two idiots begin to fight)

Hiei: Hn. Bakas.

Wolfie: Well, that's all for tonight. Hiei, Kurama, if you two would…

Hiei: Hn. Review or I'll be forced to slit your throats in the middle of the night.

Kurama: (Sweatdrop) What Hiei means to say is please Read and Review.

Wolfie: Yeah, what he said. Ja ne.