Chapter 7: Everybodys fool

„Hey Adriánnah, hey Raiven!" Mike Nuwton said. He had preppy red hair, and was wearing a abvercromby t shirt which made him look very slutty. „Hey Mika", Raven and I said gofficaly. „So what r u doing tonight?" Mek said. „æhm you told us to come wif u here to la pysh?" we said. „oh yea dats right lets hit the core". He whent to the trestoom to shit.

Raven then gothically said to me „I have an idea! Lets maek Mike Goffic!" This idea was probably the best thing Raven eva said! „oH YEAh lets totally do so!" When Mike Neoton came out from the toilet we pointed at him and said a goffic spell: Everything whent dark, and suddenly mike was wearing a blaclk t-shirt with „The Cure" and he was having black eyeliner and now had black her! „Wow, I neva thut being goffic was so cool! Sanks man!" Mike said goffickly. „And from now on, my name shall be Gellar, like Buffy sarah michel gellar!"

Our magic was succesful! But suddenly...Bella and Alivce and the cheerleaders camre! They all looked so slutty and preppy, and Alici was wearing a preppy Hilary Duff t-shirt!11111111111

„omg wut happened to you mike, why are you wearing this untrendy shit and hanging out with those losers!" saidaskes Bella.

„you dont matter anymoar Bela, Adrianýa has more depth and personality than you ever will have you MSprep! And from now on my name is Gellar, and my master is now the Dark Lord Cthulhu!"

„ALL HAIL TO CTHULHU!" Raven and I shouted, longinly wanting to be near or lord and saviour Chtulhu.

„Wft!" seid Avicii and she run over 2 attack me. I hold my hand up against her ansd she was stunned away, and she screamed. „what is this kind of black magic!"

We then whent home, and be4 da door was...EWDARD CULEN!111111111111111

„wtf are you doing here, Eduard?" I said sexily.

„I was waiting for thou, my lady!I just cant be together with Bella anymore, she hath become a shallow prep! I want to spend my life togwther with thee."

„Well, yu can at least come together with us in, my adoptive mother said last night that we have to travel to the ocean to find my true parents, the Goblin king Jareth and his wife. We are going to make a special spell here so we can breath under da water!1!111"

„I will want to help thou finding thy parents, Adritana!"

We whent inside. I took on a gothic dark-blue dress with a black veil, and put on some goffic eyeline. I also put on some gothik fishnets on my arms, and painted my nails black, and my lips too. Raven put on a siouxsie sioux t-shirt and some black skirt, and put up her hair so she looked like Amy Lee in „Going under". She wuz so sexily!

Then we all whent into da conman room and we all made a spell, that my adoptive mother read aloud from the Necronomicon, since we were praying to the Dark Lord Cthulhu!

Suddenly we all were flying. I then also thought that while we were unda de seea, that we also could make a pilgrimage to the holy city of R´liye, so we can give our prayers to Cthulhu, and maybe the dark lord will be so astonished from us that he will help me find ma parentz!

Sufdenly we fell. We were under the water, and we could breath! And we were standing before a big sculpture of a easter island head, and a big ananas.

Before us were standing one of the sexiest gothic octupusses ever! He was wearing a black t-shirt of Bauhaus, and was wearing some gothic fishmets, and had black eyeliner too!111111 it was...SQUIDWARD F*****G TENTACLES!11111