A/N: Not much by way of me and my John here, mostly a Benedict/Martin thing, except from 8 onwards.

* Both men have secrets. Sherlock Holmes is secretly an actor who calls himself Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch. He's had a number of roles under this name, including a rapist in Atonement and a young man in 'fortysomething'. Other roles have been in Amazing Grace, never mind the buzzcocks and, most recently, Peter Guillam, a gay agent in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. As this actor, Sherlock is ginger, charming, warm hearted and thoughtful of others. In short, he is a complete lie.

* John's a secret actor too, except his name isn't so perfect and 'only-he-could-pull-off-a-name-like-that'. John, sticking with 'normal' names, is Martin Freeman. As this man John has done many comedy roles. Best known for 'Tim' in The Office and 'Arthur Dent' in Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. For Love Actually and Ali G, in which he plays a stand in porn star named, wait for it, John, and Ricky C respectively, we see John having (or pretending to have) sex. Lesser parts are 'Declan' in Shaun of the Dead (A silent cameo as a favour to Simon Pegg, a friend of his), a Doctor in Black Books, a police sergeant in Hot Fuzz and an old noodles advert. Oh, and Mr Maddens in Nativity. Sherlock has never laughed so much at a film.

* Sherlock owns every film and interview with 'Martin Freeman' and most enjoys Ali G, not only does he get to see John in plastic yellow dungarees and a vest with a Chav accent, but John's character is caught having sex. He's the 'giver' so to speak. Oh, how many times Sherlock has paused that shot…

* Sherlock doesn't know John knows about his radio role as Martin Crieff in 'Cabin Pressure'. Sherlock is an uptight pilot in his early twenties who is insecure, picked on by his boss and always in his co-pilots shadow. Bless. He plays it so well John wonders if he has such life as a memory. He is 7 years younger than Mycroft after all, who is smarter…

* Sherlock has a fair few muscles, from running and the like. His chest is fairly defined. Not enough to be called 'in shape completely' but enough.

* John's chest is completely smooth and hair-free, adding to his 12-year-old persona. He has muscled also, from his army days, but Sherlock doesn't see them much because of the, you know. He doesn't like to talk about it.

* As a teen, whenever his Uncle Clifford visited, Sherlock would be well dressed with a book in his hand (usually on forensics or a mystery book) as he sat in the corner of the room, talking if needed but usually staying out of the boring conversations. His Uncle asked once why he wasn't out in the nice warm sunshine, exploring or something. Sherlock explained that he preferred being indoors and could get all the sunlight he needed through his bedroom window. His point still stands.

* John, sadly, never really had friends outside school to hang with, until year 10. Even then they stayed indoors. The weather his end was mostly crap anyway.

* The worst part of Sherlock's school days was Tutor Time. He only really had two friends in his class and they always spoke to each other or went away for some excuse or another. He was the outcast of his friends. But in that case, he's finish a book, deduct the class or stare into space. So when he received an option for a parent/tutor evening, he ignored, knowing what his tutor would say: 'too quiet, doesn't interact with lessons, isn't willing to join games'. They weren't games, they were memory puzzles or word-play games that were too obvious and not worth his time.

* John knows all the words to 'down with the trumpets' by Rizzle Kicks. Not Sherlock's kind of music, but whenever he hears the song, he can't help but smile and imagine John dancing to himself as he sang along. Sherlock walked in on John watching the music video once and dancing, albeit badly, as he sang. That image will never leave.

A/N: Skyfullofstars, you mentioned loving these? Thought I'd chuck another one for you. Written and completed at 11pm last night and typed up at 6;30 this morning. Be happy with this.