Chapter 7: Paula Cracker

Shrimp walked into the lift where Paula stood texting on her phone. Shrimp wore the button up shirt of 2D's and wore a pair of black short shorts.

"Hi," Shrimp said to Paula in a kind chirpy way when really she was trying to burn Paula alive with her mind. Paula looked up then scoffed.

"Wow, it's surprising he went for you." Paula insulted going back to texting. Shrimp wanted to pull her hair and beat the crap out of her.

"Yeh it is surprising he went for you," Shrimp retorted flicking her hair and giving her a smug look. Paula glared at Shrimp grabbing her long hair and pulling Shrimp to her face.

"Listen you perky bitch, I'm prettier, smarter and a better guitarist you'll ever be so shut your gob!" Paula screamed at her.

"Shut your vagina it's not in use anymore!" Shrimp screamed back at her. The girls turned a harmless scream fight into a full catfight in the lift.

Meanwhile, Murdoc was pressing the button for the lift hard; when the lift didn't come he started banging on it with his fist. "Work you fucking elevator!" He boomed at it.

"Gosh where have I heard fat one before," 2D said rolling his eyes. When the lift's door opened, tumbling out was Shrimp and Paula.

"You Bitch!" Paula screamed.

"You Bucktooth Skank!" Shrimp screamed back at her. 2D and Murdoc stood there watching them like idiots and didn't even bother to split them up.

"Do you fink we should help fem?" 2D asked Murdoc who turned his head and stared at him like he was asking to commit suicide with him.

"This is the first girl fight I haven't seen in years! Of course not!" Murdoc yelled at him. 2D looked down at the girls who were practically pulling each other's hair out. Finally Shrimp stopped the fight by putting Paula in unconsciousness.

"I didn't kill her, I weakened her pressure points." She explained getting off the ground and straightening herself out.

"And you can do that how?" Murdoc asked amazed.

"I learnt massage therapy in South America; they showed me the pressure points of the body and how to put somebody asleep." Shrimp retraced the memory when they were in South America. Shrimp fell to the ground while 2D stood holding a large needle in his hand. Murdoc looked at him while shaking his head.

"Are ya sure ya want to do this?" Murdoc asked with complete sadness in his voice.

"We have to," 2D said.

Murdoc and 2D walked down to the jetty where a plane was waiting for Shrimp, 2D was carrying Shrimp while Murdoc carried her suitcases.

"Her maternity clothes are in there as well,"

"Good, I can't risk 'er comin' back 'ere and raisin' the baby in a bad environment," 2D said laying her in the backseat of the plane.

Murdoc and 2D stepped back so the plane could start the engines. The plane swam on the water until gravity finally let go of it and it lifted into the sky disappearing into the distance.

Shrimp's pregnant! But it's sort of surprising huh, I'm afraid people that this is sort of a short story, there won't be chapters anymore than 10. Just wanted to let you know before it broke down. I'm very sorry.