Idea by: LeviAckerman0209

Lincoln was preparing dinner for the family. He had never made such a large meal! He rushed to the fridge and pulled out the turkey it slipped and hit Lily with a thud. He picked upwhat he thought was the turkey and slapped it on the pan. He smothered it in butter and garlic for that crisp taste He stuffed the turkey with difficulty. This one was tight as fuck! He bathed it in broth with red potatoes and carrots in the tray.

He prepared the rest. Mashed potatoes, green beans, corn on a cob, and beans. With cake for dessert.

He slid the so called 'turkey' into the oven and set it at 450 so it could be done soon. He set the table with Lynn and everyone awaited for the turkey to be done. They played truth or dare. Luna had to touch Lincoln's Weenie. The turketurkey beeped and Lincoln rushed into the kitchen eagerly. He slipped out the now crisp dead baby and set it on the table. Everyone licked their lips in anticipation.

They dug in. Ripping the legs from that baby. They ripped her apart and feasted on her flesh. She tasted so good! Like garlic butter!

"Lincoln this is great!"

At that moment 12 skunks entered the house. They had baseball bats and guns.

"Alright mother fuckers! Get down on the ground and get ready for a poundin!"

Lucy tried to run. A skunk sneered. "Ew"

He stabbed her seventy times. "Im not wastin bullets on this cunt"

The rest beat her with baseball bats. She died.

The rest of the fam was terrified and cowered.

"Strip! All of you!"

They all got naked as the skunks flicked out there massive schlongs. They took advantage of them all violently.

The rape and kinky biz they did that afternoon in unspeakable.

It had something to do with a midget. Anyway by the time it was over the family had their intestines torn from the violent fucking. Their house was burned down.

Royal woods cheered that those loud ass kids were dead now.

The town gathers every year for a festival now and pisses on the ashes.

Sometimes they go to the graveyard and dance on their graves while eating birthday cake!

The End.