Cookin' With Disaster
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis. L1701E owns his OCs.
Chapter 7: Main Course
Pulsar was still chasing the car,
"COME BACK HERE! YOU TWO ARE DEAD MEAT!"
Simon and Beast were still driving around, still in Pulsar's car, which now looked like the General Lee, the car from Dukes of Hazzard. They just completed another jump and were tearing up the lawn. Crisis was in position as the car sped towards him. He was ready when Farrah called out,
"Oh, Leon!"
The red-eyed pre-cog shook his head,
"Farrah, now is REALLY not a good time for me to-."
He turned and his jaw hit the floor. Farrah was seductively leaning against the door frame, poised in really short jeans and a flannel short shirt tied in a knot in front. She had a cowboy hat on and grinned lecherously,
"Wanna take a ride on this pony, baby?"
So stunned by the sudden, and amazingly beautiful, sight of his girlfriend, Leon had forgotten about the car, until it came crashing into him. Hank and Simon were hurled out of the car through the windshield, both landing in a drunken daze. Pulsar shouted,
"My car!"
Hercules looked at Farrah, stunned,
"By the gods; she is gorgeous!"
Carol rolled her eyes,
"I can't believe you went and did that just now. Look at Pulsar's car!"
The white-haired lioness strutted up to her shocked boyfriend and curled up next to him,
"Hey, stud. I can prove I'm more than a one trick pony."
Monica shouted,
"What were you thinking, Leon?"
At this, the red-eyed teen winced,
"Oh, the car crashed, didn't it?"
Pulsar was furious,
"Yes, it did! That was my baby!"
She then noticed the two drunken heroes and, wielding her axe, roared,
"COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!"
The chase was on; the light-powered Avenger began chasing a drunken Simon and Beast all over the compound.
Farrah purred and traced her finger on her boyfriend's chest,
"So, handsome; when do I get to ride you in a rodeo?"
Carol folded her arms,
"Seems appropriate, coming from a fat cow like you."
The feral turned, hissing,
"Screw you, Danvers! You're just jealous!"
The blonde heroine shot back,
"Me, jealous? You distracted Leon when he was supposed to be doing something important, like stopping one of our drunken caretakers and his friend from wreaking havoc!"
Persiana shrugged,
"Come on, it's not like he got hurt, and Monica's car can easily be hammered out. In fact, we can use your head to pound out the dents. Considering you don't have any brain cells, it wouldn't cause any serious damage!"
Leon said,
"Ladies, this is not necessary!"
Crystal came running,
"HELP! HELP!"
She was being chased by what appeared to be a flying pizza with a big mouth made of peppers, pepperoni eyes, and throwing mushrooms and tomato sauce all over the Inhuman princess. Falcon groaned,
"Here we go again!"
Meanwhile…
Monet, battered and beaten, huffed in the snow as she saw the creature called Wendigo had been locked inside a magical cage. However, she clenched her fists; her revenge for Crisis still driving her, giving her the stamina and determination she needed.
Loki rubbed his hands evilly,
"Perfect. Everything is going according to plan. Now, to test this plot on the West Coast Avengers. If this works; then this creature shall be unleashed on my accursed brother Thor!"
Back to the West Coast Avengers Compound…
Leon sighed; Persiana and Miss Marvel, after defeating the monstrous pizza, got into another cat-fight. This time, the two were rolling around on the grass, shaking each other violently. Ray, Roberto, Hercules, and Falcon were cheering them on, while Leon struggled for order. He then had a flaring headache as his precognition kicked on. He rubbed his head and collapsed onto his knees. The red-eyed hero said,
"Stop it! Just focus!"
This broke up the cat-fight and the two women decided to come near him. Leon held his head and shook it until his eyes stopped glowing red. He looked up at the concerned look of his teammates and said,
"We're going to get attacked soon."
Next Chapter:
What did Crisis see? How will the West Coast Avengers survived Kitty's cooking? Will Simon and Beast be axed by Pulsar? Stay tuned!
