Dr. Weird Compilation (Season 3)
"Robositter"
By thebestkindofstupid A.K.A. Reginald Konga
Dateline:
Dr. Weird's Laboratory
South Jersey Shore
"Gentlemen! I have fused a toaster pastry to my head!" said Dr. Weird, having had part of the left side of his face replaced with a strawberry toaster pastry.
"Yeah, that's nice and all, but when do we get paid?" Eddy asked.
"I don't recall saying you [bleep] could open my private stash of wumpa fruit!"
"Woah! Woah," Eddy said, "I know we screwed up, but there's no reason to use a homophobic slur. Think of all the years of oppression."
"You know what?" said Dr. Weird, "I was insensitive, and I'm sorry."
"Apology accepted," said Double D, "I'm just glad you took it on board so easil––" He stopped talking for a moment. Double D then asked, "Is that a bomb set to blow."
The camera panned to the left revealing a bomb with seven seconds left on it. When it reached four seconds, Dr. Weird said, "Yeah, what about it?"
The device went off, and nothing was left but a series of flames where the laboratory once stood (represented by the Space Ghost Campfire).
