Chapter 7- Crack Pairing 101: Alois15
(A/N: If you haven't noticed, this chapter is dedicated to Lioner15 for being awesome, and Humerous Death for helping me with the pairing. So... LETS GET THIS SHIZZ AWN!)
Disclaimer: I am not Yana Toboso. I do not have the rights to Kuroshitsuji. I also do not own Vocaloid, because I am not of Japan. If you are not of Japan, then come here and I'll give you a hug.
Double Disclaimer: I don't own the STD's either and I seriously don't want to. It's actually an inside joke between my fellow acquaintances.
Lioner15 was sitting in her chair, with her feet perched up on the desk. She had typed up her latest chapter of Voca High, but she just didn't know how to end it. Lioner tried PMing Nomad, who didn't help because she was too busy riding a drugged sheep.
Lioner15 sighed and stared at the computer. She had a good ending, and it wasn't a cliff hanger, but it was too cheesy. WAY too cheesy. She had to think of something!
Suddenly, her writer's block was interrupted by a new message in her PM inbox. An author called, "Suck My Pet Rock69," had sent her a message asking if she needed help.
Without giving it a second thought, a desperate Lioner15 typed, "Yes! I need inspiration NOW!"
Suddenly Miku, Luka, and Rin climbed in Lioner's room through the window. They were all wearing Sailor Moon cosplay and two golden tassels around their necks.
Rin, who was dressed as Sailor Jupiter, put a hand on her hip and asked, "Lioner15, shall we inform you about our business? We receive lots of payment for our business."
Already thinking the worst, Lioner shook her head no, since she was unable to talk from the massive fangirl attack she was having. But it was too late. The vocaloid girls already started their campaign.
Miku, who was dressed as Sailor Venus, cheered, "We are the Special Titty Dusters! Otherwise knows as the STD's!"
Luka ripped off her Sailor Mercury cosplay and added, "Dusting titties left and right!"
Lioner15 was now hugging her Alois Trancy plushie and crying into it, mentally scarred by the STD's. All three girls grabbed their tassels and began dusting the young author's face.
The now butt naked Luka started laughing maniacally and continued, "For half an hour of top quality titty dusting, you only pay fifty dollars! What a bargain!"
Lioner15 screamed and tried to squirm away, but only accomplished accidentally knocking over her chair and falling to the ground.
"So what do you say? Do you want to accept our offer?" Miku asked.
Rin flashed a sadistic grin and began smothering Lioner with her Alois plushie. Was this it? Would the STD's defeat her once and for all? Lioner15 kept trying to push off Rin but failed.
Suddenly, the Vocaloid was being dragged off of her by Humorous Death. Lioner15 cried, "Death! You'll never believe what happened! I just got attacked by-"
Humorous Death put a finger in Lioner's lips and drew out two golden tassels. "Sh, I got a new job today."
As her best friend attacked her, Lioner15 began to cry, "There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!"
Then suddenly...
Silence. Lioner15 was saved. As she opened her eyes, she was met with dazzling ice blue ones.
That's when she realized that the REAL Alois Trancy rescued her and was now holding her bridal style. And he just so happened to be wearing Ben Drowned cosplay. Lioner15 was about to squeal from a fangirl attack when Alois kissed her and they rode off into the sunset.
Before the story ended, Alois whispered into Lioner15's ear, "Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U."
Lioner15's eyes widened.
The end.
How's that for inspiration?
(A/N: I love this chapter! It's so weird and wrong! And Lioner, the vocaloids do not want to kill you. You can calm down from your fangirl attack now. I hope y'all enjoyed this crazy shit. Bye!)
