TOTAL DRAMA WARRIOR
So I am sorry that I made you wait so long to get this episode but I made a blooper episode I will release it will be 100% not real but the reason I held it back was because it didn't have action or romance it had all of them except Noah, Owen, and Vulcan who were inside the kitchen which was locked as Noah made out with Vulcan for a couple hours... the other warriors got high from eating Vulcan's meat which was seasoned with hemp which was his socks. So this is the real one and I hope you like it.
Vulcan was butchering a bear and as he took off the fur he said. "This will make a great blanket. Now I need to clean it. After that I need to fix up the wholes... maybe I should make some gloves?" He then starts to walk away.
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Kiki was sharping a bronze sword and as she did she said. "I love this sword. After that I need to sharpen it." Kiki then grabs a sharping stone. As she did Layla pulled off her curtain to reveal her fully dressed and grabbed her purse and left to put on make up. As she did the other girls woke up.
As many of them started to get ready to get dressed Zoey walked out and said. "Im going for a walk."
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Chef was in the kitchen making pancakes as he did. He heard Vulcan chopping up some of the bear he killed say. "So you got any brother and sisters?" Vulcan asked Chef who just said. "I have a younger brother General." He then shed a tear thinking of their childhood. As Vulcan cut open some meat. He started to speak some ancient ritual of forgiveness.
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Dawn and Mike were making out and then Zoey walked past them into Mike's room and set up her trap. As Zoey did Mike said. "So what you think Zoey is doing in your room?" Then Dawn says.
"I don't care lets make out." As they made out Dawn pulled herself up to be right in Mike's face and continued to kiss him very passionate. As Zoey left the room she flipped off Mike and Dawn and then left.
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Mile's was in the game room playing pac man watching Athena play a game where she is shooting targets and then says. "Your pretty good." Athena just chuckled and continued playing. A little blush on her face. After killing the final target she jumped up in the air and hugged Mile's which made him blush too.
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Everyone was walking into the cafeteria Mike and Dawn were talking to their friends. While some of the new people started to talk to Dawn. Kiki was talking to Dawn when Dawn says. "I sense you are in love with one of your friends. Its Vulcan isn't?" Asked Dawn and then Mike said. "I can sense too... what I been meditating with Dawn and doing yoga too. It really strengthen your core." Then Dawn kissed his cheek and Kiki started to stutter and said.
"I am... not.. am... love... with anyone." So Dawn said.
"Your love for him is as true as your bullied childhood when you were bullied for being albino." Then Kiki just started to say. "How do... you know that... not that it true." She then walks away while Dawn said. "She so does." Then Mike joined in and said. "Yeah honey yeah she does... does Vulcan feel the same way though?" That's when Kiki walked back over and said.
"Fine your right! Now can you please tell me what I should do." She then looked towards Dawn who said. "Okay how about you bring Vulcan over here so I can read his aura. Then when he leaves I shall tell you his feelings towards you. After that you should if he likes you kiss him. After that get him away from the snake" Kiki then said. "Thanks. O thank you! I will go get Vulcan right now!" As Kiki ran to get Vulcan Dawn and Mike started to make out. When Kiki brought Vulcan over Dawn flinched.
CONFESSIONALS
Dawn was meditating on the seat and she said. "I have never saw a group of tortured souls and meanies. Vulcan was the person that at 10 had to put his mother into a coffin and then bury her. And he is also wearing the skin of animals though he does have a good reason... I can live with the skin but his tortured soul is just horrid. Though I sense he is in love with Kiki but I feel like that there is someone that will try to stop them from getting together. Someone who is the complete opposite of Kiki. Layla." She then leaves the confessional just as 5 arrows miss her head by a inch.
Mike was just standing and then said. "So you might be wondering what happened between Dawn and I. Will what happened was that we got together and she been giving me lessons on well what you guys call aura whispering." Then Dawn walked in and they started to make out.
Kiki was holding her new sword and she said. "I can't believe I am admitting this but I do have a crush on Vulcan..." She stares off into space and then said. "I just hope he likes me to." She then starts to blush and then leaves.
CONFESSIONALS OVER
Lambia was talking to Owen about a strategy that would work when Owen said. "You know maybe Noah and Vulcan can help us... well once Noah gets Vulcan to go out with him..." Then he realize what he said and then Lambia pulled out her ax and said.
"I will rip out every single one of your organs unless you tell me your plan. NOW!" She says pulling the ax up and then Owen said.
"I don't know the plan yet... Noah knows it... please don't hurt me." Then Owen started to cry.
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Kiki was talking about her home when Dawn said. "Kiki can you help me in my room take down a trap that Zoey had set up. It should only take a couple minutes." She then left and Vulcan said.
"Dawn is very nice. Your very lucky Mike." Then Mike said. "Yeah yeah I am but I think Kiki likes... you know I don't think I know that she likes you. So I think you should ask her out." Then Vulcan said.
"She doesn't like me were just friends." Vulcan was blushing and then Mike said. "Yeah by 'friends' do you mean love interest?" Vulcan then just said. "Just friends."
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Kiki was helping Dawn take off the spear trap that would instantly neuter Mike. As they did Dawn said. "Kiki I am sorry to say this but Vulcan seems like he has a trouble past. Though he does like you and has a great personality. You should definitional go and kiss him." Then Kiki hugged Dawn and said. "Thank you. You are a aura whisper."
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Chris was walking into the cafeteria where he said. "So some of you are wondering why Dawn and Mike are here will they are the flags in are capture the flag game. Now the guys will be trying to tag Dawn while the gals shall try to tag Mike now what you must do is touch the other team's flag so you can win. Now we have a little prize for the winner they get to select two people from the other team to give their entire team a spa treatment. Now the teams will be girls vs. boys. Are you guys ready because this time we will give you two weapons each now good luck and finish your breaky."
As Chris left Layla walked over to the other girls and said. "I want a spa treatment. And I am pretty sure you guys too. Now if we want to win we need to not focus are anger on killing Mike so Zoey I think maybe you should just set up traps and go after those losers. But now who should give us the spa treatment?" As we looked at the guys who were laughing at a joke we thought of who should give it are treatment. Then Zoey pull out a piece of paper and she said.
"Lets put down their names and why we shouldn't have them do the spa treatment. Now lets start with Harold."
After about half a hour the girls still couldn't decide the second person the first person decided was Alejandro. The second person will be the one that is decided by the person who touches Mike first.
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Vulcan, Trung, Miles, Alejandro, Duncan, Noah, DJ, Harold, and Owen. Were working on their strategy and Vulcan said. "Wait why do we want a spa treatment? I gave one to my mom once when I was 9 for her birthday." Then DJ said.
"I baked my mom's cookies for her birthday." Then Alejandro said. "I made a poem in Greek for her birthday." Then Duncan said. "I bought her a steak dinner." Owen said. "I cooked her a cake." then Noah said. "Wow are we just going to talk about when we did something for are moms or are we actually going to do something?" Then people went their separate ways. DJ went with Alejandro who was muttering the poem over and over under his breath. *1* As Noah picked up his spear him and Owen followed Vulcan who was going to kill some people.
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Kiki was holding her crossbow and searching for some guys. She was going straight after Vulcan as her first target. As she rounded the corner she saw DJ talking with Alejandro so she took aim. As she shot DJ in the back of the head she reloaded a second to late. Alejandro was running away while he did. Kiki picked up her arrow and went after him.
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Trung, Harold, and Miles were in a group with their katana's out. As they walked towards what they think was a good place to search for. As they did Layla, Ivy, Heather, and Zoey all waited to kill them but first they needed to divide them. Zoey was fidgeting with some vines. As she did Mile's group walked into the clearing. As they did Harold tripped over a vine which dropped several giant logs. One squished Harold killing him instantly but the real problem was they made a wall dividing Trung and Mile's. As Trung was about to escape an arrow grazed his shoulder and he cursed.
As Trung backed up Layla dropped up from a hole and slice killed Trung one hit. As they walked to help their comrades Zoey grabbed a arrow from the ground to help Heather and Ivy kill Mile's.
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Mile's was barely holding his grounds against Heather and Ivy. Heather with her shuriken and Ivy with her cutlass. Mile's was getting backed up inch by inch. As Mile's did a desperate move to kill Heather which succeeded he felt a sharp pain in his neck... Heather shuriken.
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Lambia and Kiki were going after Alejandro who was getting tired from running when he ran into Vulcan sleeping. As he did Alejandro said. "Vulcan why the heck are you sleeping!" Vulcan woke up and said. "Uh because who wants to get a spa treatment? And I don't think that 10 feet off of the final run will be very needed. I can probably get their before everyone else before hand. Well I am going back to sleep... wake me in the end."
"Deadbeat." Alejandro muttered and then ran away. Only to get pinned to a tree by a arrow and then lose his head to Lambia. As Kiki saw Vulcan sleeping Lambia raised her ax then Kiki said.
"Wait how about you go I am going to stay here and chat with Vulcan." Lambia started to run off and Kiki shaked Vulcan awake and said. "Hey Vulcan." The hunter sat up and said.
"Are you going to shoot me in the face because if you are I don't care I didn't plan on winning." Then Kiki said. "Why I think you would have liked a massage?" Then Vulcan said. "It doesn't matter I gave a spa treatment to my mom when I was 9 once. It was for her birthday and well she just turned 27-" Then Kiki said. "Wait your mom got pregnant with you when she was 18?" Then Vulcan who was still tired said. "Will 17 she got pregnant a month before her birthday and then when she found out fled to the wild only returning when she was in labor... I miss her so much." Thats when Mike came out of nowhere and said.
"Dang kids getting pregnant at 17. When I was 17 I didn't get any girls pregnant. GASP. Chester shut up you may think your 89 but you are in a 17 year olds body infact I think that makes you a child molester... o hey Kiki, Vulcan." Then Kiki said. "Uh Mike do you know how to finish these game because I want it over so come over here." As Mike walked over Kiki tapped his foot and then everyone fell threw the virtual world.
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the gang was getting out of the pods with Mike and Dawn making out when they got out and Chris said. "Congrats girls like in real life the girls always win... except in a presidential election. *2* SO now who are the two people who will be giving you your spa treatments?" Then Kiki who had captured Mike and won said. "We pick Alejandro and Vulcan." Then Layla said.
"Wait why Vulcan?" Then Kiki said. "Well he did give his mom a spa treatment before." Then Chris said. "Will okay Vulcan and Alejandro you got to go take shower and clean yourself before the massage and Dawn gets a spa treatment too. So good luck and o yeah keep it under T the author hates writing lemons... though he enjoys reading them. Why do you think that he implies sex whenever he needs it done. So please keep it T and only T!"
Kiki was staring at Vulcan the whole time just thinking of those strange lemons... yuri and yaoi... JK
Vulcan was going to change his clothes when Kiki was thinking of what Dawn said. Kiss him... Kiss him... Kiss him... Kiss him...
Kiki just stared and then went back to her bed to take a nap real fast. As she did she just kept thinking of her doing as Dawn said.
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Vulcan was pulling out a towel for his shower. The towel was made of bear fur. As he left Noah followed and Vulcan said. "Oh no." He then jumped into a shower locked the stall door and started the shower alone.
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Vulcan was carving the staff more which he always brought in with him and said. "So basically when ever I go to the shower I see or I hear someone following me in... though from what I can tell it seems like three people... a fatzo Owen, a very small person either a girl or Noah, and a medium strength person I think some like Alejandro or maybe DJ I can't tell it is weird.
Kiki was sharping her bronze sword then she said. "I love this sword." Then she left.
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Vulcan and Alejandro were getting supply's for massages and other stuff as they were about to leave when they saw Mike making out with Dawn not even caring about going to the spa. As they walked to where Chris was sitting in a chair and Said.
"So you got to fill the mud baths, fill the steam room with hot coals, and fold the towels. After that you should set out some candy for them. After that you will have to give massages to the girls. So get to work.
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Kiki and the other girls were getting ready for their spa's when Dawn said. "Did you kiss Vulcan?" Then Lambia walked over and said. "You like Vulcan... hm I thought you liked DJ...?" Then Kiki said. "Double No... I don't know why but I just got worried and took a nap. I wonder whats going to be at the spa?" Then they talked about the spa
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The guys were playing games in the game room. Each of them playing different things Duncan and DJ were playing air hockey. Duncan was winning. "Duncan you are annoying me now play fair." Then Duncan won. In the end Duncan got punched several times.
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Vulcan was filling up the mud baths with mud using a giant pump though you need to hold it straight the entire time. As Vulcan did this Alejandro worked with the sauna filling it with hot coals and buckets of water. As Vulcan filled the mud bath Alejandro eyed him suspiciously. As he did Vulcan finished the final mud bath so he said. "Wow this seems like a lot harder than what my mom got." Vulcan then went to fold some towels Alejandro still looking at him.
As they did Alejandro still looked at him and Vulcan finally said. "Uh why are you staring at me?" Finally Alejandro said after a minute of silence. "Uh nothing just thinking." Then Vulcan went back to folding the towels. After an hour of working for an hour they were tired. As Vulcan started to put away the towels Alejandro went to tell Chris they were done.
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As Alejandro led the girls into the spa he started to hand out towels and robes for the girls. As the girls left to get changed Vulcan and Alejandro took their spots at the massage table and Vulcan said. "So I wonder who's going to be first?" Then Alejandro said. "I think it might be Layla she loves going to spa's probably." Then Kiki walked out and said. "Hey.. Vul..can." She said it nervously and then Vulcan said. "Do you want a massage Kiki?" Then Kiki nervously said. "Uh.. sure. Thank you." Then as Kiki laid down Vulcan gave her a massage.
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Everyone was going to dinner and lots of the girls were going to sleep. As they slept Dawn said. "So Kiki did you kiss Vulcan while I was in the mud bath?" Then Kiki said. "No I want are first kiss to be something special not something forced... I don't want it to end up like what happened to Noah... or as I heard Mike and Zoey." Then Dawn said. "Yeah uh Zoey was rushing the relationship a little Mike was a little worried and then they broke up after a bit of fighting during the last week at Playa Des Loser. Mainly because I was helping Mike keep his personality's under control and will one thing led to another right after their break up me and him got together he actually just jumped right at it and kissed me when we were meditating. That's how we got together." When she was done Mike came over and kissed Dawn on the cheek.
As Mike and Dawn made out Chef said. "Will time for you guys to have dinner and because of Mike and Dawn being are special guest tonight we decided that we were going to have you guys favorite foods. Salad and Chicken Strips and French fries. Also we are letting you guys get your self a soda of your choice good night.
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After dinner Dawn was going to the bathroom and so Zoey walked up to Mike and said. "You know Dawn's a real W**** I hope you have fun." She then leaves and Mike says. "Trust me were in love." Mike and Dawn then started to make out and then they left.
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Vulcan was going to sleep and Alejandro was staring at him and he licked his bottom lip lightly.
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Chris was sitting down and said. "Well tensions are rising hard and you know the author had some really cool stuff that he had put down on the bottom but now he is too lazy but he still is asking you to do the form and I am also asking every OC creator to list their favorite food of their OC. So good bye." BOOM!
