Here is another chapter. Review! (Please?) Chapter 7: Most complicated plan…..ever.


Chapter 7: Most complicated plan…..ever?

My eyes widened. Crap. "Which way?" I breathed.

"South end of the woods, I would say about a mile deep." Hey said, "Slip out I'll take your place, head for the cars then when your out of sight sprint to the woods"

"Got it" I whispered as I slipped out as subtly as I could. I walked to where the cars where and once out of sight broke into a dead sprint to the woods. I dodged trees until I was sure no one would ever see me, I shed myself of my tux and cursing at myself thinking about how long it will take to get that back on perfectly. I tied my pants to right leg with my tie and then I ran leaped into the air and transformed. I immediately sensed two from the pack nearby, and followed the sent .

I immediately tried to connect with them through my head but got no answer. Damn it, They must be in human form, nothing in my life would ever be that easy. I followed their sent for another half a mile then transformed back into human form and put on my pants as the two figures came into view.

"God Jake what kind of wedding is this?" A familiar voice joked. I looked up as a familiar short yet bulky figure came into view.

"Yeah Quil I think I read about those nudist weddings before, they are supposed to be all the rage. Funny I didn't know bloodsuckers where into that thing." Embry could barely contain his laughter, they both looked at each other and burst out laughing.

I just glared, the rage bubbling inside of me was already almost too much to handle, I took a few deep breaths and calmed myself before speaking.

"Alright do one of you two freaking morons want to explain why the hell I just took off a tux it took me forever to put on?!" I yelled.

Quil answered first "Well dude don't act so angry man, I mean we are here for you, Aren't we Em?"

"We sure are" Embry said as crossed his arms across his chest.

"What do you mean here for me?" I asked in utter confusion, "Is something wrong? Is Billy alright? What ? Spit it out guys!"

"Umm hey Jacob?" Quil said, "Remember that whole thing where you were IN LOVE WITH BELLA? The girl you were just about to let marry that bloodsucker? Ohh yeah and you ran away for because she was?"

I just stared at him blankly until Embry jumped in to elaborate.

"Well Jake, Me and Quil here have elaborated a very intense and complicated plan for you to get your girl back man!"

"Woooot!" Quil shouted as they both slapped five.



"Now," Embry continued " We may get hurt, and oh we may be killed even, but it will all be worth it, when we reunite you, Jacob, with your true love."

"Guys" I started. Only to be interrupted by Quil though.

"AND when I might be there dying on this small grassy knoll but I will look up, and the final glance I take will be that of you and Bella running off saftely into the distance with the sun…um…CASCADING down onto your shoulders…."

"GUYS!!" I shouted to get their attention. The both seemed to snap out of it.

"What?" Quil asked.

"Do you realize that you just sounded like some sick and twisted writer of a daily soap opera?" I laughed at how far they got into the whole thing. "Oh and one minor flaw in this "amazing" plan of yours, I'm not in love with Bella."

"Well what the hell?" Embry asked shocked.

"Yeah " Quil continued, "We make up this huge plan that took forever to plan out perfectly, and this is how you repay us? By not even being in love with the main part of the plan?"

I started to laugh at how ridiculous they were they both now were practically slumped over because their plan wouldn't get to be played out.

"Look guys, it was really really great of you to plan that out and all, and I'm pumped that you guys care so much about me being happy that you would break up a wedding, but I'm not in love with her. I was wrong before, she belongs with Edward."

"Who?" They both asked.

I sighed. "The bloodsucker."

"Ohhh"

"Also guys way to make me ditch the wedding I'm in. And also way to slack on your mind reading skills, Maybe if you paid attention you would know that I'm over Bella."

"Whatever" They both said, still disappointed that their major plan didn't work out.

"Well I have to get back guys, thanks again." I muttered.

"Well Quil, looks like plan B&B is a no go" Embry sighed as they started to walk off into the woods away from the wedding.

"Plan B&B?" I asked.



"Plan Beauty and the Beast." Quil answered, "Cheesy I know but we had no good time to come up with a decent title."

"Well anyway Jake if you have any other girl trouble, say like an actual you are in love with the girl and need to steal her from a bloodsucker situation ever again, you know our numbers. Actually you don't even need our numbers…" Embry said as they continued to walk away.

As I turned to transform back into my "beast" form a sudden thought struck me. I whipped around quickly.

"Hey Guys!" I called " What was your master plan anyway? Or would it take to long to explain?"

Quil turned around " Well about that, well since we didn't know exactly how we were going to storm a wedding and take out a coven of vampires without it being known that there are mythical creatures all over the place, we were going to have Embry here run in and object when the guy says that line"

At this I almost fell down laughing as I looked up at my two best friends, they were ridiculous.

"Alright alright" Quil shouted back as they started to go again "It isn't perfect but it might have worked, and it was complicated alright?"

"Sure Quil sure" I said still laughing " See you guys later and…Thanks." And then I transformed and was off again, hoping I didn't miss the chance to walk Angela down the aisle.


I know random but just tht of it and said "Hey why not?" next chp won't be as quick on the updates tho... sorry in advance.