"Kiss me."

"No."

"Please kiss me?"

"Pretty please?"

"Nope.

"With cherries on top?"

"My answer is still no."

"Why nooooot?" Sirius complained.

"Sirius, I'm eating chocolate," Remus said, as though it was utterly ridiculous to think that kissing was more important. Sirius pouted, thinking.

Finally, when Remus was on his last square of Honeydukes' finest, Sirius, quick as lightning, leaned over his boyfriend and snatched it up.

"Sirius!" Remus protested, annoyed at the thievery. Sirius grinned winningly.

"Come and get it," he said as he put it in his mouth.

Remus did so. It wasn't a bad compromise after all.