Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Tyrell Carter & Naruto Namikaze
*The crowd cheered, as both Tyrell & Naruto appeared via Black and White Lightning.*
Naruto: What up my peoples, it's me the one and only Naruto!
Tyrell: And it's me, the fly, the humble, yet oh so lovable Tyrell!
*Cue loud cheers from the crowd.*
Naruto: Now that we have that out of the way, Yo Ty! How bout you inform the fans on what today's episode is about.
Tyrell: No problem, today's episode will follow the Victorious episode 'Jade dumps Beck', which is kinda fitting since…well it's pretty self-explanatory.
*Cue the crowd going 'Aw' in a depressed tone*
Naruto: Yeah, I know I thought they would be one of those couples that would stay together forever.
Tyrell: So did I, anyway relationships aside. It's time we introduce our guest, Naruto would you like to start us off?
Naruto: Whatever; From Los Angeles, California…
Tyrell:…Representing the Mad Gear Gang…
Naruto:…She's not Toxic, She's not Venom…
Tyrell: …She simply goes by the name…
Naruto & Tyrell: Poison!
*Poison comes out wearing her trademark outfit, while carrying her famous riding crop.*
Poison: Hi boys, what's up?
Tyrell: We're about to start the next episode, and we need you to do the disclaimer.
Poison: Sure. Tyrell & Naruto don't own Victorious, or any of the music or references that may be use for the duration of the story.
*Poison dragged Tyrell offstage, leaving Naruto onstage alone*
Naruto: Poison where you going with my bro? Tyrell why you letting her do you like this man? Poison! Ty! Aw, here it goes!
*Naruto runs offstage to catch up with Tyrell & Poison* (Before this episode begins, I would like to point out that Poison is female in this story…and by female I mean natural female.)
Chapter 7: Jade Dumps Beck, Are you kidding me?!
Yesterday was one wild ride in Hollywood Arts, Tyrell got a lapdance from Trina even though it wasn't intended. But who was he to complain?
(Naruto: You got a lapdance from Trina? / Tyrell: Naruto you were there, she was on my lap, moving her hips all on me at the lunch table. / Poison: Not bad, but I can do better.)
In a stage fight using real weapons, alongside Naruto
(Naruto: Again, that wasn't one of our best scenes. / Tyrell: True, I feel the same way, bro. / Poison: I've watch the last episode, that wasn't that good.)
And for some odd reason, after Jade's catfight she crawled towards Tyrell, like a predator stalking its prey.
(Tyrell: Again I'm not complaining. / Naruto: You attract them without even trying. / Poison: She must really want you doesn't she?/ Tyrell & Naruto: You have no idea.)
Then late last night, Tyrell opened the envelope revealing photos of a naked Jade in provocative poses.
(Tyrell:…Nope, still not complaining./ Naruto: I never knew Jade, could do something like that./ Poison: She just asking for you isn't she?)
Also Trina's birthweek started on the next day and Tyrell, had decided to give her a gift: an entire day of shopping. While Tori had made her a song, that Trina sold for $500 dollars.
(Naruto: Kinda selfish don't you think?/ Poison: Well what'd ya expect, when it's money you just gotta take it./ Tyrell: Normally, Naruto I'd agree with you; but I'm siding with Poison on this one.)
But that was Yesterday, let's move on to today.
(Outside)
While everyone was skating dancing or whatever, we see Beck reading a red book and drinking his coffee. Naruto was just listening to music on his MP3 player, while watching funny videos on Youtube.
It was also around the same time that Andre came in two bottles of water.
"Hey Beck, Hey Naruto." Andre greeted the two.
"What's up?" Both Beck and Naruto greeted.
"Congrats Beck, you've got yourself a free bottle of water." Andre said, as Beck gave him a blank look. "Oh I put a dollar in the machine and two came out." He explained.
(Naruto: Well that's not fair! / Poison: What that you didn't get a water bottle? / Tyrell: Dude, you can get one at any time. / Naruto: It's not that, my butler didn't bring me my ramen! / Tyrell & Poison: *facepalmed* Un-freakin-believable!)
"Ah, Thanks but I don't drink water from mountain streams." Beck explained, as he gave the bottle back to Andre.
"Why not?" Andre asked him.
"Mountain streams are full of fish." Beck said, pointing out the obvious.
"So." Andre said, as he began to open his water bottle.
"Fish pee." Beck pointed out, as Andre was now drinking his water. "You're drinking fish pee."
"And you're drinking shower water, dude." Naruto said, as he was laughing a little bit.
That was enough for Andre to stop drinking that water bottle.
(Naruto: Remember what I said about the water bottle. / Tyrell: Yeah, what about it? / Naruto: Forget I mentioned it. / Poison: Done.)
While that was going on, a dash of bright light was heading towards the others; said light began to take form as it jumped up, and did a backflip heading towards the table with a pizza box & 3 Bottles of soda in his hand.
It was none other than Tyrell, who just loves to show off every chance he got. That and steal other dude's girlfriends, like a certain showoff, but that was just a bonus.
"What's up guys?" He greeted, as he opened the pizza box revealing Pepperoni pizza. "Anyone in the mood for pizza & soda?" Tyrell asked, ignoring the shocked looks from the guys.
They should've realized that after his fight with Matthew Roy, they decided to leave it be; and save it for later.
While the guys were enjoying the pizza, Tori came running with some news.
"Hey guys." Tori greeted, while grabbing a pizza slice. "Dude, looks what's on the Buzzfinger homepage." She said, while showing Beck the homepage.
"Oh, poor Jay Leno." Beck said, feeling sorry for the man.
"No, under that." She said, as she was showing a picture of Beck; and a girl that's so fine, she could pass off as a supermodel.
"Oh." Beck said, letting out a small laugh.
"Oh? That's you and Alyssa Vaughn, together." Tori said.
"No way!" Andre said, not believing it; until Tori showed picture of the two in question. "That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn, together."
"Alyssa Vaughn?" Naruto asked. "I heard she pretty hot, is that true?"
"Naruto, my friend she's not just hot…she is freakin gorgeous!" Tyrell said, with a big smile on his face.
He should know, he had been around a lot of hot and/or sexy women.
(Poison: What's so special about Alyssa Vaughn? / Tyrell: They're were getting to that…/ Naruto:…Before you rudely interrupted them./ Poison: *laughs nervously* my bad.)
Tori was starting to become furious at Tyrell, simply because he thinks Alyssa is gorgeous.
What ever happened to freedom to express your opinion, and even he couldn't do that.
'What do I have to do to get Tyrell to notice me?!' Tori thought in a jealous rage.
"Why are you guys so impressed?" Beck asked, seeing as if it was no big deal.
"Cause Alyssa Vaughn's famous."
"And hot!" Andre said, while Tyrell and Naruto nodded in agreement.
"Her father's a billionaire."
"And hot!" Andre said, this time getting some weird looks. "I didn't mean her father was… I drank fish pee and shower water."
"Explain this?" Tori said, while grabbing a pizza slice.
"She's in my yoga class." Beck explained, as Tori motioned for him to continue. "Some paparazzi showed up and took that pic, but were just friends."
(Tyrell: Time out! No one is just friends, with a girl that fine. / Naruto: I agree, being friends with a hot girl…that's insane! / Poison: Not only insane, it's also unheard of.)
"Uh-huh, and how did Jade react when she found out you're 'friends' with Alyssa Vaughn?" Tori said, as Andre use air quotes at the end of her sentence. While Tyrell and Naruto grabbed another slice of pizza.
"Jade was cool with it…" Beck said, blowing it off like it wasn't a big deal. Everyone looked at him weird, they all knew that Jade wasn't the type that was 'cool' with it, on any level. "She threw a rock at me."
"Hey Tyrell, there's a picture of you." Andre said, as when he looked at picture he was impressed. "Aw snap, look at you man!"
"What's going on here?" Naruto asked, as Andre showed him the picture. "That's what's up right there, playa!"
"What's so important that…" Beck was cut off, as Naruto showed him said picture. He simply nodded, and gave Tyrell a fist bump.
Tori saw the same picture, and she was unhappy.
The picture in question was showing Tyrell standing there shirtless, with his arms spread out in a way that said 'come at me bro.', while being surrounded by seven beautiful women.
Lady #1 is 5'7", wearing a modified blue qipao dress with golden accents, allowing her to have free range movement. She also wears white combat boots and a blue leotard with dark brown pantyhose and blue panties underneath. Her hair was done up in ox horns. This lady is known for her muscular thighs.
She was on Tyrell's left side, with her arms locked around his.
Lady #2 is 5'5" two inches shorter then Lady #1, she has blue eyes, unusually long platted pigtails with a small forelock, and a scar on her left cheek. She wears a green thong leotard and a Delta Red triangle on her right breast. Her legs for some odd reason were sparsely decorated with green camouflage paint.
She was on Tyrell's right side, with one arm locked his while her other she was throwing up the peace sign.
Lady #3 is 5'9" two inches taller than Lady #1, she has green eyes, and long crimson hair done up in a single braid. She wears orange shades, and a black and white business suit with her shirt open up a little bit, showing a fair view of her cleavage.
She was on the right side of Tyrell, with her hands touching his left pec.
Lady #4 is 5'9" same height as Lady #3, she has turquoise eyes, and long fuchsia hair. She's wearing a black peak cap with a chain-link design, a skimpy white midriff-revealing tank top. Showing a substantial amount of cleavage, and a pair of skimpy denim daisy duke cut-off shorts and high heels. She also has a chain around her waist, a studded black collar around her neck, and a pair of handcuffs, hanging from the chair around her waist.
She was on the left side of Tyrell, placing her bust against his chest.
Lady# 5 was the same height as Ladies #3 and 4, she's wearing the same hairstyle and clothes as Lady #4. Only difference is that her hair is Reddish-orange, and her eyes are red.
She was doing the same thing as Lady #4, but she was on the right side of Tyrell.
Lady #6 was 5'4", an inch shorter than Lady #2, making her the shortest of the group. She has black hair, and brown eyes. She has a slim, athletic build, and her hair is held back tightly in a topknot that drops well below her waist. Her outfit consists of sleeveless black garment, baggy pants, arm guards, and a mask that conceals the lower half of her face.
She was behind Tyrell sitting on his shoulders, playing with his dreadlocks.
The final lady was 5'5", an inch taller than Lady #6, yet the same height as Lady #2. She has black hair styled into two horn-like bangs, and purple eyes. She wears a purple dudou on her chest supported with eight straps that meet on her back, forming a spider pattern. She wears long baggy, off-white colored trousers and purple tights, and long, fingerless gloves.
She was in the middle of the photo doing a split, showing how flexible she is, hoping that Tyrell got a good view of her nice, firm, round….y'all know what I mean.
In other words, these ladies were beautiful.
(Poison: So Tyrell, who do you think is the sexiest? / Tyrell: *turns his head left then right* you talking to me? / Naruto: You're the only you we know, so... / Tyrell: You asking me to choose between seven women, it can't be done.)
"Who are these ladies?" Andre asked Tyrell.
"In order these ladies are Chun-Li, Cammy, C-Viper, Poison, Roxy, Ibuki, and Juri Han." Tyrell explained to Andre.
"Wait a minute, Poison as in "I'm not just hotter than you, I also just kicked your ass!" Poison?" Naruto asked.
"The same one, my friend." Tyrell answered.
"How exactly do you know them?" Beck asked.
"I was at the gym doing a daily training session." Tyrell explained, as the guys motioned him to continue. "Then I was in the wrestling ring, sparring with a few guys, from there that was when I met both Poison & Roxy."
"Anyways long story short, I'm training with Chun-Li in strength, Cammy & Ibuki in speed and stealth, Poison & Roxy in conditioning, C-Viper in strategy, and Juri in reflex training." Tyrell said to the guys. "Then sometime each month, the ladies get together to plan a 'special' training exercise."
"What's special about it?" Beck asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Tyrell said, with a smirk.
"Are you quite finished, Tyrell?" Tori asked, with a smile that was anything but sweet.
"Yeah I'm done." Tyrell said, as he was now listening to his music. 'Well, someone's a little jealous.' he thought.
"Anyway Beck you should be careful cause I don't think Jade's the type to be okay with…" Tori was interrupted, as there was a loud feedback and orange flyers raining everywhere. Everyone looked to see that it was none other than Trina with the mic in her hands.
"Attention, Attention everyone…"Trina said, while letting out a small giggle. "Stop while I talk!" She yelled at a person who was helping her spreading flyers. "As you all know, I'm Trina Vega…" She said with a big smile on her face. "Now if you at the flyers that just landed on you, you'll see that stating this Friday night I'll be performing my own one-woman show called 'Trina!' With an exclamation mark."
"Hey, shut up!" A random teenager yelled at Trina, not wanting to hear more about her show.
(Tyrell: Well, that was rude. / Naruto: I know, right. / Poison: The least he could do is just listen, I mean it's not like it'll kill him.)
"Hey, yo, man would it kill you to just hear her out for a sec?" Tyrell asked, standing up for Trina.
"Yes it will, what's it to you?" The teen asked him.
"This!" Tyrell said as he kicked him in the gut, lifted him up, and dropped him on his head. "My apologies Trina, please continue." He said, making her smile.
"It's… it's a play that I wrote myself that will not only touch your hearts, but blow your minds." Trina said, as she grabbed one of her flyers. "Now if you look at these flyers, you'll see that…" Trina continued to talk, while the box somehow fell unto an unfortunate teen. "Could you pass those out?" She asked him, while said teen shot her a glare.
"Yo, you good man?" Tyrell asked the kid, while Tori just facepalmed in the background.
(Hallway)
We now see Beck & Jade, as they were getting into an argument…possibly on the future of their relationship.
And not because Beck was seen in the picture Alyssa Vaughn…at all.
Let's watch.
(Poison: 2 grand that those two are finished. / Tyrell: Yo, I'll take that bet. *places 2,500 dollars on the table.* / Naruto: Looks like fun, I'm in. *puts 3,000 dollars on the table*)
"Hey!" Jade called out to Beck. "We're not done talking about this."
"I am!" Beck said, not wanting to hear any more.
"Well I'm not!" Jade said, refusing to let this argument end.
(Naruto: Man, she won't let this argument die will she? / Tyrell: Naruto my friend, most women aren't will to admit they're wrong. / Poison: He's right, if a guy is expecting an apology from a lady… *laughs* yeah good luck with that.)
"Look, Alyssa Vaughn is just a friend." Beck explained to her.
"Yeah a friend, who's already sent you six text messages today." Jade said, as Beck received a notification on phone. "Seven." She said, through grated teeth.
"You don't know if it's her." Beck said.
"Is it?" Jade asked, still though grated teeth.
"What's your favorite tropical fruit?" Beck asked, trying to change the subject.
It didn't do him any favors.
"The mango, and I don't like your new little relationship with Alyssa Vaughn." Jade said.
"It's a text message." Beck said, as he walked away.
"And what does it say?" Jade asked, as she followed him. "Maybe: Hi Beck my daddy just got richer, and I got prettier, let's make out."
"Ok let me see if I understand you."
"Let's see if you do."
"Because you and I date, I can't be friends with other girls?" Beck asked, as he couldn't believe how his girlfriend was acting right now.
"You can be friends with ugly girls." Jade said, as Beck rolled his eyes. "But not girls who are gorgeous socialites that text message you a hundred times a day."
"You know what you…"Beck was about to tell Jade off, until he noticed both Tori & Tyrell walking in their direction. Maybe he could get their point of view. "Tori, Tyrell could you two come here for a second?" He asked them, as the two walked over to his direction.
"What?" Tori asked, slightly annoyed that she's in the middle of a boyfriend/girlfriend argument.
Tyrell however was a different story, he welcomed drama, hell most times he's centered around it. If he wanted to he would start a show similar to Jerry Springer, or Martin's Word on the street. Either way it would be pretty funny.
(Tyrell: So would you guys watch it? / Naruto: Knowing how your mind works dude, yeah I'd definitely watch it. / Poison: Sounds interesting, yeah I'll watch it.)
"What's up?" Tyrell asked.
"We need you guys to help up settle an argument." Beck explained, as he turned to Tori. "Tori if you were my girlfriend…"
"Oh great way to start the question." Jade said, cutting Beck off. While the three just rolled their eyes.
"Would you be all freaked out if I was just friends with Alyssa Vaughn?" Beck asked her.
"Who cares what she thinks?" Jade asked, not really caring for Tori's opinion.
"Honestly, I wouldn't love it." Tori said, speaking her mind.
"I care what she thinks." Jade said, thinking Tori's on her side…which was weird since the two were always at each other's throats.
"How could you say that?" Beck took a deep breath before looking towards Tyrell. "Tyrell, back when you had a girlfriend, was she mad at you for texting other girls?"
"Bro, with my looks, most women chase after me like I'm a last Louis Vuitton purse." Tyrell said, while looking at himself in the mirror. "I mean you of all people should know that."
Beck nodded at his statement, and he was right, both of them did have the tendency to attract women without even trying.
"True as that may be." Beck admitted. "That doesn't really answer my question."
(Tyrell: What? I have a habit of going off-topic. / Naruto: He's right you know, he usually not that bright. /Poison: *raised eyebrow* Is that so?/ Tyrell: This coming from someone who spends his free time eating ramen, and wears a bright orange jumpsuit that basically screams 'kill me' with a bullhorn…/ Poison: *Laughs* he got you good, Naru./ Tyrell:…or from someone who couldn't maintain a relationship with Cody. / Poison: *puts her head down in shame* don't have be so mean about it. / Tyrell: While my co-host and Poison –mainly Poison- recovers from the insult, let's gets back to the show.)
"Oh yeah, of course she got jealous." Tyrell answered to Beck. "But in the end it all worked out. We broke up months later, but we went off on good terms." Tyrell said, as he knew that some girls can be petty and selfish.
"See ladies Tyrell's ex-girlfriend trusted him, all I'm saying Jade is that you should do the same." Beck told her, hoping that she listened to Tyrell's story and followed his ex-girlfriend's route.
"Tori, Tyrell get out of here." Jade commanded them…mainly Tori than Tyrell.
"Gladly, Tyrell lets go." Tori said, as she grabbed his hand and began to walk away with him.
"You two, stay." Beck told them, noticing that they've taken a few steps.
"You know what." Jade said, gaining everyone's attention.
"Tell me what?" Beck asked, wondering was Jade next words were.
"No, no don't tell him what?" Tori said fearfully, as she knew what comes next.
(Poison: Here it comes. / Tyrell: Wow, you recovered from that insult pretty fast. / Poison: Did you expect anything less? / Tyrell: Well…yeah, I half-expected Naruto to bounce back faster than you. Speaking of which…/ Naruto: *still in silence mode*/ Poison: *whispers to Tyrell* What is he an Uchiha? / Tyrell: If he doesn't say anything soon, he may as well be. / Naruto: I can hear both of you, I'm silent not deaf./ Tyrell: *raises eyebrow* really? If you're silent…/ Poison:…then why did you said something, just now?/ Naruto: No reason, I was just- shut up!/ Poison & Tyrell: High-Five *the two did just that* Now, on with the show!)
"We're done!" Jade said, this was a shock to everyone that was within hearing distance.
(Tyrell, Naruto, and Poison: Pipebomb!)
"Jade!" Tori cried out, while Tyrell just passed out.
"So you're breaking up with me?" Beck calmly asked her
"No, no she's not." Tori said, trying to defuse the situation.
"Yeah I am." Jade said as she started to walk away from the three.
"Aw, she is." Tori said, as her face was down in sadness.
(Poison: I won the bet boys, fork over the cash. / Tyrell: Wait a minute, the three of bet of the same thing./ Naruto: Which means, that we all won the bet so we split the money three ways. / Poison: Do I have to? Really? / Naruto: Yes, each of us get a cut of $2,500 / Poison: ….Fine, guess it wasn't a total loss.)
"You're being ridiculous!" Beck yelled at Jade, as she watched her walk away.
"What do you care? I'm not you girlfriend anymore!" Jade yelled back, as she turned to a corner away from their sight. Tori turned to Beck, trying to figure out what mood that set him in, or what was next for him. To her surprise, Beck just shook his head and walked away.
(Poison: So that's it? he's not gonna try to talk to her, or anything? / Naruto: Hey! Jade's the one who started the breakup in the first place. / Tyrell: Bro, if there's one thing I've relationships it this: ya gotta give a lady some space, cause if you talk to her in a current state…it won't be pretty. / Naruto & Poison: Amen to that.)
Meanwhile Tori went to check on her secret crush/boyfriend Tyrell, who was starting to wake up a bit. Tori noticed this, and she started to walk in his direction.
"I thought I saw an angel, but it's just you." Tyrell said to Tori, as his vision was a little dizzy. If his vision wasn't blurry, he could've seen the mad blush from her face.
Tori smiled at him, as she sat right next to him.
"Will you be okay, boyfriend?" Tori asked him, in a tone that was cute bordering seductive.
"What?" Tyrell asked her, making sure he heard that correctly.
"Nothing!" Tori responded, as she helped Tyrell up. "Come on, let's go." 'Come on Tori, you've gotta tell him sooner or later! ; With Tyrell's looks, he'll be taken fast.' She thought, wondering when she's gonna find the right time to confess to him.
"Tori two questions: while I was out what just happened?" Tyrell asked, waiting for an answer.
"Beck and Jade broke up, and went their separate ways." Tori said, depressed that they're no longer a couple. That and a bit angry, cause she'll have even more competition on her hands.
"Ok now last question." Tyrell said to Tori, gaining her complete attention. "What dat ass do doe?" He asked while laughing. Tori just rolled her eyes as she 'accidently' dropped Tyrell.
"Tori." Tyrell called to her, receiving no response. "You gon really do me like that, Tori?" He asked, still no response.
(Naruto: Was that a DashieXP reference? / Tyrell: No doubt about it. / Poison & Naruto: Bro that was, sweet. / Tyrell: I know right? Tri-exploding fist bump! *The three cocked their fists back, and fist bumped each other* Next scene, please?)
(Timeskip: Random Classroom)
We now see both Andre & Naruto walk into the classroom with their iPhones, Rex was listening to music on his mp3 player, and Robbie was just staring at a wall full of Trina's flyers; trying to promote her show.
Talk about an act of desperation, huh?
(Naruto: Kinda like how a certain someone's wrestling company failed huh? / Poison: *eye twitches* What did you just say? / Tyrell: *facepalmed* Naruto, you might wanna run…fast. / Naruto: What are you talking about? / Tyrell: *Points over to Poison, who looks furious* I'd say you have about ten seconds. / Naruto: *runs as if he's being chased by rabid fangirls* / Poison: Excuse me for a moment *grabs a nearby whip* Come back here, and say that again ya bastard! / Tyrell: While Naruto, runs from the feminine fury that is Poison, shall we continue?)
"What'cha know fro?" Andre greeted Robbie.
"What's up, Rex?" Naruto greeted him.
"Ha!" Rex exclaimed. "He called ya fro cause ya hair's all silly."
"Yeah." Robbie said, already getting the joke.
"You gotta check out the app me & Naruto got for our phones."
"Yeah, it lets you do crazy effects when you're shooting videos."
"Cool." Robbie said. "So…you know how I used to write for the school newspaper?"
"I thought they shut the newspaper down?" Andre said, hearing that particular rumor.
(Tyrell: Who still reads the paper anyways? / Poison: *from backstage, with the whip* Come out and fight, ya coward! / Naruto: Stay away from me, ya evil she-beast. / Poison: What was that?! You just signed your death warrant, Namikaze! / Tyrell: *laughs at the scene* Wow if Naruto had said that around Mileena, it'll…it'll get ugly people.)
"They did, but some of the seniors started going online; you know kinda underground for school news and stuff."
"I know, TheSlap." Andre said, referring to their school's website.
"The Slap dot com" Robbie corrected him.
"Dude, the dot com was implied." Naruto said, as he looked up from the app with a bored expression.
"Anyways, so for TheSlap I'm the person in charge of—"
"Ha! We made your head fat." Both Andre & Naruto said, cutting Robbie off. "Say cheese, fathead."
"Cheese." Robbie said, as the two took the picture. "Anyways, for TheSlap I'm the person in charge of writing reviews, for all the plays here at school."
"Yeah…" Andre said, wondering where Robbie was going with this.
"Well…I'm so busy." Robbie lied.
"You busy…" Rex & Naruto said before they looked towards each other, and started to fall out laughing. "No, seriously?" They said, as they crossed their arms.
(Tyrell: Robbie busy? Unless those words end with the phrase 'with some girls' or in Robbie's case 'with a girl' then he's lying…but that's none of my business *drinks some tea*)
"And you're such a good writer, I was thinking maybe—"
"I'm not writing a review for Trina's show." Andre said, already knowing what Robbie's requesting.
"Naruto would you consider—"
"Nope." Naruto said, the same way a certain Lunatic Fringe would say it.
"But what if her play's awful?" Robbie questioned.
"What if?" Andre repeated. "Man you know show's gonna bite."
"I know, and if I write a bad review; Trina is going to kill me." Robbie said, and knowing Trina she might just do exactly that. Both Figuratively and Literally.
"Oh, so it's okay if she kills us?" Andre questioned him, while gesturing to Naruto and Himself.
"She'll have a harder time killing both of you." Robbie explained. "You two are all firm and developed, and I'm still working on the last chapter of puberty."
"And he is a slow reader." Rex said.
"Wait a minute, doesn't Trina's play open Friday?" Naruto asked.
"It does." Robbie answered. "But I'm seeing her last dress rehearsal, and I don't want to be the only one in the audience."
"So take Rex." Andre said.
"No chance!" Rex said, not wanting to been seen with Robbie. "I'm staying home, and taking a hot bath."
"Look man, don't panic yet." Andre said, giving him some advice.
"Yeah dude, maybe Trina's play won't be all that bad." Naruto said, trying to reassure him.
They had no idea how wrong they are.
(Timeskip: Trina's Rehearsal)
"Chicago…. Chicago….!" Trina sung out, while walking up and down some stairs. "It's a city that's exciting, it's a city that's inviting, it's a city for woman just like me!" Trina continued to sing, as now she's pretending to see something far away. "There's a lake they call it Michigan, I think I really fitting in, this city is my perfect cup of tea!" She then pretends to sip tea from an imaginary cup. "Chicago...Chicago…. Chicago….Chicago!"
Now in this next scene, Trina's on a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown, and a neck brace. "The doctors says I ain't never gonna walk again, not even on crutches!" She said that last line in what sounded like a southern accent. "But I'm gonna tell you something, I scared." Trina said, as she appears to be scared. "I'm a woman in Chicago, who's scared." Trina finished her scene, as Robbie facepalmed.
What did he do in the past life to deserve this?
(Tyrell: I don't know, but I don't think I wanna find out)
(Timeskip: Outside)
While the students were eating, talking, or whatever they do; we see Jade eating salad all by her lonely beautiful self. Well she was, until Sinjin and his friend sat down.
Before Sinjin could ask her a question…Jade beat him to it.
"No." She said, as the two got up and walked off; not wanting anger her more than she already is.
After the two left; Tori, Andre, and Naruto walked over to Jade's direction. Tori was about to ignore her completely, but her conscience got the best of her. Stupid conscience.
Andre and Naruto were thinking about to sit somewhere else, but a fierce glare from Tori said otherwise.
"Hey." Tori greeted.
"Hey Jade."
"What's up?"
"You look like a little lady that could use some lunch buddies." Tori said, with a smile on her face.
Jade would've gave her a smile, but she wouldn't give her the satisfaction.
(Tyrell: Well at least she's honest about it. / Poison: *drags Naruto by his leg.* Did we miss anything? / Tyrell: Not much just the-*looks at Naruto's condition* holy… Poison what've you done to him?! / Poison: *innocent look* what I just decided to teach him a lesson, that's all. / Tyrell: If that's one of your lessons, then I hate to see how you give tests. / Poison: You'll like what kind of tests I'd give, trust me. / Tyrell: With you, I wouldn't be sure…anyway here's what you've missed, *rewinds from Classroom scene to now* so you didn't miss much. Plus your scene's coming up soon. / Poison: Looks like I arrived in time. / Tyrell: Yeah. *calls the infirmary for Naruto* so Poison due to Naruto's injuries, you'll provide commentary with me for the rest of the chapter with me, that cool with you? / Poison: Sure, it sounds like fun.)
"Please." Jade said, acting like she doesn't care.
"I thought that you were mad because of…"
"I broke up with Beck ok, I dumped him." Jade said, wanting to make that perfectly clear.
Right after Jade said that, the sound of a red Ferrari pulled up onto the parking lot. In it were Poison, Roxy, and Tyrell; as the three stepped out.
"You're amazing, you know that?" Poison asked Tyrell.
"Very amazing, indeed, sister." Roxy said, as she pressed her breasts against his back.
"Ladies, did you expect anything less?" Tyrell asked them. "Besides, I'm just like every other guy… who knows how to attract the ladies." He said, as he wrapped his arms around the two ladies.
(Back with Tori and the others)
"Whoa!" Naruto exclaimed. "Is that Poison & Roxy?"
"Yeah, so!" Both Tori and Jade said.
"Nothing, they're gross." Naruto said, not want to get hit with a double dose feminine fury. "French fry?"
"Gross?" Andre asked. "Dude look at them." He said, as he was now watching Poison & Roxy doing some poses on top of the car. "Oh, those girls are smoking hot, I'm serious." Andre said, as Tori and Jade glared at him. "I should shut up."
"You think they'll give me an autograph?" Naruto asked.
"Only one way to find out." Andre said, as two began to walk in Tyrell's direction.
(Back to Tyrell, Poison, and Roxy)
While Tyrell was busy watching the ladies posing, Andre and Naruto walking towards him.
"So Tyrell, you gonna introduce us to your friends?" Andre asked
"Oh, yeah, that's right." Tyrell said, as he forgotten momentarily. "Fellas, these beautiful ladies are Poison & Roxy." He introduced, as the two ladies waved at them. "Ladies, these are my friends, Andre & Naruto." He said, as they nodded towards the ladies. "So, what's up?"
"Naruto was just wondering if he could get an autograph from your friends." Andre said. "Ya know, if that's cool with you.
(Tyrell: Poison would you mind, if someone asked you for an autograph? / Poison: No, why'd you ask? / Tyrell: You know, just making conversation.)
"You ladies cool with it?" Tyrell asked, as the two ladies nodded. "So Naruto, do you have anything for these two lovely ladies to sign?"
As soon as Tyrell asked that two things had happened. One: Both Poison & Roxy blushed, which was unlike them. Two: Naruto pulled out a picture. The picture in question was of both ladies together side by side, with Roxy was holding a pair of handcuffs, and Poison holding a whip.
Ladies and Gentlemen, let the record show, that Poison has a thing for whips.
(Tyrell: What's with you, and your addiction to whips, were you a dominatrix? / Poison: No I was a corrections officer, while we're on topic, how did you get so many abilities? / Tyrell: Natural talent, maybe? / Poison: Yeah, right.)
After the autograph signing, Naruto and Andre walked away. Leaving Tyrell alone, with Poison and Roxy once again.
"Well ladies, as much I love to chill with y'all." Tyrell said. "I think it's time for me to leave." He said, as Tyrell was about to leave when suddenly…
"Aw, do you have to leave so soon?" Roxy asked, as she grabbed his arm, and placed it between her breasts.
"Yeah, Tyrell, why don't you stay a while." Poison asked, while she followed her sister's example. "Me, Roxy, and a few other women are about to have a dance-off, and we were kinda hoping that you'd be there."
"Ladies that sounds very tempting, but I can't." Tyrell said in a regretful tone, truth be told he actually wanted to be there.
"Fine, can we at least give you something before you go?" Roxy asked him.
"Of course, where is it?" Tyrell asked.
"Right here." Roxy said, as she kissed him passionately on the lips. Then it was Poison's turn to give him a rather forceful kiss. "This one's from both of us." She said, as both Poison and Roxy put on both red and pink lipstick, and kissed Tyrell on both cheeks.
"That was so… amazing I can't even describe it." Tyrell said, as he jumped up, and did a backflip. "I'll see you two later." He said, before walking all dizzified.
(Tyrell: Well, I think it's safe to say, that's one scene that no one would forget / Poison: I know right, you'd be crazy not to remember it. / Tyrell: True dat, let's see what Robbie's up to.)
(Back to the Asphalt Café)
We now see Robbie eating soup, and Rex was eating a cheeseburger with fries. Unaware that a certain Vega was sneaking towards them.
"Hello, Robbie!" Trina said, as she scared him from behind.
"Hi." Robbie said, as he tried to calm his heart rate down.
"Have you been avoiding me?" Trina asked him.
"Avoid?" Robbie parroted, trying to dodge a bullet. He's not doing a very good job of it. "No I've just been here, having some cream of mushroom soup."
'Dude, you suck as a liar.' Rex thought, as he shook his head in disappointment.
"What did you think of my show last night?" Trina asked, waiting for an answer.
"Your show, I thought it was very…"
"You said it sucked!" Rex said, making Robbie's situation a lot worse. It's pretty much his specialty, why stop if he's good at it?
Robbie tried to stop him, but by then the damage was already done.
"What did he just say?" Trina growled out, not pleased with Robbie's answer.
"Nothing." Robbie said, quickly. "He doesn't know what he's saying, he's on special medication."
"Wha- no I'm not, I heard you in the room saying her play sucked big time." Rex explained, and to be real that wasn't entirely true. However, if it gets Trina all riled up then it's a win-win no?
"Are you gonna write a good review of my show, or not?" Trina asked, as she narrowed her eyes.
"Trina, see I'm a journalist, and it's my job to write the truth." Robbie tried to explain to her. "And to be candid, I didn't think that your performance was all-"
(Poison & Tyrell: *imitates buzzer* Wrong answer!)
Robbie would've said more…if Trina didn't slam his head into that mushroom soup.
"I'm gonna say this once, so listen." Trina said.
"Okay."
"I've worked extremely hard on that performance, and you're gonna write a good review ya feel me?"
"I feel a mushroom in my nose!" Robbie said.
(Tyrell: He's not getting how this works, isn't he? / Poison: Let me think about that….nope!)
Not pleased with his answer, Trina once again, slammed Robbie's face in the bowl of soup.
"Write a good review of my show." Trina demanded him, as she stormed off, while muttering something about swearing and killing that guy.
Rex recorded the whole argument, before walking off. Leaving Robbie alone to blow out the mushroom in his nose.
(Timeskip: Vega Residence)
We now see both Tori and Trina playing Wii Sports, playing Tennis. While Tyrell was checking out a new boxing promotion called Big Knockout Boxing, or B.K.B. for short. Judging from the look of it, it looks like something he could get behind. Speaking of behinds, he got a really great view of both Tori and Trina's.
(Tyrell: For those who doesn't know B.K.B. it's like boxing, but far different. Poison you want to fill them in? / Poison: Sure, the pit is 17 ft. in diameter, which is half the size of a regular ring. Leaving no room for anyone to space out. / Tyrell: That's right Poison, now we get back to the story.)
While he was doing that, Tori inadvertently got in Trina's way, causing her to get knocked flat on her face.
(Tyrell & Poison: 15-Love)
"Tori, you messed up my shot!" Trina said
"I don't wanna play anymore." Tori said, as the doorbell rang.
"You get it." Trina said, as she had something to attend to…or rather someone
Tori seemed to have noticed this, and decided to speak up.
"No fair!" Tori pouted, as she puffed her cheeks. "Why do I always have to get the door?"
"Because, one, you're the closest." Trina pointed out. "Two, cause I don't feel like it."
"Rock, Paper, Scissors for it?" Tori asked, with a cocky grin.
"You're on!" Trina said, as the two sisters engaged in their little game. In the end though Trina won using rock, while Tori used scissors. "That's game, little sis." Trina said, as she sat on Tyrell's lap; While Tori opened the door, revealing none other than Jade, who was holding a broken kite… and wasn't the weirdest part.
The weirdest part is that she was crying. That's right ladies & gentlemen, Jade West, Hollywood Arts Notorious Ice Queen was crying, let that sink in for a moment.
"Jade?" Said a surprised Tori, as Jade let herself in. "And now you're in my house."
"This kite is broken." Jade said, stating the obvious; while Tori, Trina and Tyrell simultaneously facevaulted.
"Okay…" Was all Tori could say at the moment.
"I found this kite stuck in a bush and…and it's broken, and somebody needs to fix it!" Jade said, clearly this is about more than a kite.
"So you want me to fix your kite?" Tori asked, thinking that's all Jade wanted.
"Will you forget about the stupid kite?!" Jade shouted, annoyed that Tori not getting the message.
"Sorry I've brought it up?" Tori asked, as she was now confused at the moment.
"I got this, Trina if you please?" Tyrell asked, as Trina got up from his lap…albeit reluctantly. "Tori, take a look at Jade's facial expression." Tyrell said, as he walked over to Jade's direction; much to Tori & Trina's displeasure. "Now look at the broken kite." He said, as Tori began to put two and two together. "Now what do you get?"
"A crazed, desperate, psycho girl with a broken kite?" Tori asked, hoping she was right.
"No…well, actually yes you do." Tyrell admitted, while Tori was technically right, that wasn't the answer he was looking for. "Let me explain: The broken kite represents Jade's broken heart, and she wants your help to regain her lost love, right Jade?" Tyrell asked, as Jade nodded implying that he was right.
'Not the way I would say it, but close enough.' Jade thought, with a smile, as Tyrell sat back down next to Trina.
'Wow, cute and smart.' Trina thought, as she reclaimed her favorite spot.
(Poison: Tyrell, are you some kinda mind reader? / Tyrell: Poison the answer was so obvious, Hugo could've spotted it from a mile away.)
"Wait, I thought you broke up with Beck?" Tori asked, recalling that one particular memory.
"I know!" Jade said, as she cried a little. "Just like when I was seven, and I threw away my potato patch pal, but then I realized I wanted him back; but it was too late cause my mother already gave it away to some greedy orphans!"
"Jade…" Tori started off
"…If you want to get back together with Beck…" Trina added.
"…Why not just tell him?" Tyrell finished.
"I did, but he rejected me!" Jade said as she bawled her eyes out.
"Not to be mean, but why are you coming to me for help?" Tori asked.
"Because I don't want anyone who's cool to see me like this." Jade said, trying to protect her image and reputation.
"Yeah, cause heaven forbid, someone would see you crying and your makeup running." Trina said, with a grin on her face
"Trina, why don't we go sit over there." Tyrell suggested, not wanting his friend to be beaten… if Jade stops crying that is.
"Well, maybe you should…wait are we fri-we're not even friends!" Tori said, they didn't exactly hit it off the first time they've met.
"Well, yeah, but if you help me maybe I'll like you." Jade said.
"So if I help you I get a mean friend, and a broken kite?" Tori joked on that last part.
"Please, just please, talk to Beck for me." Jade said, as she cried on a nearby pillow.
"Okay, alright, I'll talk to Beck!" Tori said, not wanting to hear Jade cry anymore.
"Do it soon." Jade said, as she stopped crying. "I got a little makeup on your pillow."
'No, not my pillow, anything but my pillow!' Tori inwardly whined, that was her favorite pillow!
And Jade ruined it!
"It's okay." Tori said. "I'll just call my grandmother, and ask if she can make me another one… if she ever comes back to life."
Let's all take a moment of silence, to mourn the loss of Tori's pillow….. and we keep it moving.
(Timeskip: Beck's RV)
We now see both Tori & Tyrell walking over to said RV, while Tyrell was wrapping his hands with black boxing wrap.
Tori noticed this, and she became slightly worried for Beck.
"Tyrell, please don't tell me you're going to start a fight with Beck." Tori said, hoping that's not even remotely true…although part of her wanted him to knock some sense into Beck.
"Okay, I won't start a fight with Beck….not yet anyways." Tyrell said, wondering why Beck would do something so idiotic.
"Tyrell…" Tori said, in a warning tone.
"Oh, Come on Tori!" Tyrell said. "Wouldn't you do the same thing if a girl broke my heart?"
Now Tori wouldn't admit it, but she would beat down any skank that dared to hurt her Tyrell in any way. He always looked out for her when they were kids, so it made sense if she did the same for him now, because she liked him… no, she loved him.
(Poison: Tori & Tyrell sitting in a tree…/ Tyrell: Not cool, Poison. / Poison: *sticks her tongue out* k-i-s-s-i-n-g / Tyrell: *facepalmed* Oh, my god. / Poison: *throws her arm over Tyrell's shoulder* Aw, lighten up, Tyrell I'm just teasing.)
While Tori was lost in her mind, Tyrell decided to ring the doorbell…a lot of good that did, so he to do what he does best: bang the door senseless.
"Who is it?" Said a high-pitched female voice, with a Spanish accent.
It was also at that time, Tori decided to speak up.
"I know that's you Beck." Tori said, believing that Beck was doing impersonations.
"You sure about that, Tori?" Tyrell asked, with a smirk on his face. And rightfully so, cause when the door open it wasn't Beck, it was a cleaning lady.
"Thanks, Consuela!" Beck said to the now-named Consuela
"De nada." Consuela said, as she continued to walk away.
"Enter." Beck said, as the two did exactly that.
'Not a bad place to crash, wouldn't be my first choice though.' Tyrell thought.
"So this is where you live huh?" Tori asked.
"That bad, huh?" Beck asked.
"No, It's just most high school guys don't live in an RV, parked in their parent's driveway." Tori pointed out.
"Well, my parents said that if I lived under their roof, I gotta live by their rules." Beck explained
"So your roof…" Tori trailed off.
"My rules." Beck finished.
(Tyrell: Yo, Poison, can I ask you a quick question? / Poison: Of course Tyrell, what's up? / Tyrell: Have you and Roxy ever got tired of living by your parents rules, and thought 'someone please help us, we can't take it anymore!' ? / Poison: Every single day of my life.)
"So you're probably wondering why I'm here like: 'Hey Tori's here what up with that?'" Tori asked, using her impersonation of a boy.
"Is that how I talk?" Beck asked.
"Nah, dude, that's just her generic boy voice." Tyrell explained for Tori.
"Ah." Beck said, as he nodded. "I like it, do more."
"Hey man, you should get back Jade you know I'm saying, yeah." Tori said, while silently hoping that he would… and not because she doesn't want any women to get closer to her boyfriend.
(Poison: At least in her mind, anyways. / Tyrell: *smirks* You're not jealous, are you Poison? / Poison: Why should I be jealous of her, besides I could do things that she couldn't. / Tyrell: Like what? / Poison: Oh I don't know like…* leans forward and whispers to Tyrell.* who knows maybe I'll invite Roxy over. / Tyrell: If you'll excuse me I think I'll…* passes out via nosebleed* )
"I should get back together with Jade?" Beck asked, as Tori nodded. "Why?"
"Cause, y'know she's… awesome." Tori said, while in her mind she was thinking of many words to describe Jade, but awesome isn't one of them.
"Guess what." Beck said. "I'm actually glad that Jade and I broke up."
"Tori you might wanna hold me back." Tyrell said, as he began to pound his fist into his open palm.
"Why?" Tori asked, curiously
"Cause, I'm bout to knock some sense into him." Tyrell said, as he cracked his knuckles. "Beck step outside for a moment, we need to have a little chat."
(One Beatdown Later)
Beck, along with Tyrell, came back inside the RV with cuts and bruises. If you look closely, there's a faint trace of blood on Tyrell's boxing tape, and some traces of blood of his face.
"Tori he's all yours, I'll be outside if you need me." Tyrell said, as he stepped out.
"Ok, why, would you break up with Jade?" Tori asked.
"Cause I can't remember, when she did one nice thing for me." Beck explained.
"Come on, didn't you just have a birthday, she didn't get you anything?" Tori asked.
"Happy belated birthday, dude!" Tyrell shouted from outside.
"Thank you!" Beck shouted back. "Anyways, she got me a can of lemonade."
(Tyrell: I feel sorry for those lemons. / Poison: Who cares about lemons, they're too sour. / Tyrell: Poison as a wise man once said: Don't be a lemon, be a rosebud!)
'Why would Jade buy a can of lemonade?' Both Tori and Tyrell thought.
(Tyrell: Poison what would you give your boyfriend if it was his birthday? / Poison: Well…lets just say it involves Me, my sister, whips, and four pairs of handcuffs. / Tyrell: Has anyone ever told you that you're one freaky chick? / Poison: *smirks* Haven't had any complaints so far.)
(Next Day: Hollwood Arts)
"Cause he likes lemonade." Jade answered, as if she read Tori and Tyrell's minds.
"Yeah, but out of a can?!" Tori asked her.
"He drank it." Jade said, as if she was in the right.
"Yeah, but-"
"Do I have a boyfriend, or don't I?" Jade asked her.
It was at the moment Sinjin decided to make himself known.
"Do you want one?" Sinjin asked.
"Why don't you do yourself a favor, and walk away." Jade said, not in the mood.
(Tyrell & Poison: Let's see what Robbie's up to shall we?)
We now see Robbie grabbing some things from his locker, It was also the time Trina walked up to him… and she wasn't happy at all.
"Hi Trina, is that a new shirt?" Robbie asked, trying to make conversation
"Don't look at my shirt!" Trina said, causing Robbie to whimper. 'Besides only Tyrell can look at this shirt, maybe he can look at what's underneath.' She thought, as she laughed a little. "I went to this morning, and I haven't seen your review of my show yet."
"I know."
"When are you posting it?" Trina said, as she was losing her patience.
"The deadline is flexible so I'm just-"
(Tyrell: Poison, how many wrongs was that? / Poison: I believe that was two, Tyrell.)
While Robbie tried to explain; Trina tied up his sweater sleeves, and slammed them into the locker.
"Your review better be up today, and it better make my show sound awesome!" Trina warned, as she walked off.
While Robbie was trying his sleeves out the locker; Rex, Naruto, and Andre were laughing at the scene as they walked up.
"Still got some work to do, brah." Rex said, as he watched his brother got out the sweater.
Unfortunately, that sweater wasn't as lucky as he.
"Aw, my Canadian sweater!" Robbie yelled out, as his sleeves were ripped from the seams. The guys only did one thing sensible: Laughed till their heart's content. "It's not funny! Trina keeps pressuring me to write a good review of her terrible play, and I just can't lie."
"Her play was that bad?" Naruto asked.
"So bad, it was laughable." Robbie said, as he rolled on the floor.
"Okay, um, say it was the funniest play you've ever seen." Andre said.
"What are you talking about?" A confused Robbie asked him.
"Review it like a comedy." Naruto explained for Andre.
"That's brilliant!" Robbie said.
"Hey, no charge." Andre said, until he changed his mind. "On second thought, give me $10 bucks."
"Absolutely not!" Robbie protested.
"You prefer to give him, twenty?" Naruto asked him.
"Are two 10's okay?" Robbie asked, as he put the money in Andre's hand.
(Tyrell: Poison if you gave someone advice, wouldn't you charge someone? / Poison: For something simple as advice: No. Anything else, you best believe that I will.)
(Back with Tori & Jade)
"Help me!" Jade cried out.
"I tried!" Tori said. "Maybe you just need to forget about Beck."
Jade would've said more, but she grabbed Tori's hand and dragged her into the supply closet.
"How could Beck not want me back?" Jade asked, as she began to cry again. "I'm so cool, and hot, I got it all."
(Tyrell: She's right about one thing, she does have it all. / Poison: *mock hurt face* Are you saying, she's prettier than me? / Tyrell: Let me think, yes. / Poison: You're so mean, Tyrell! / Tyrell: I'm just joking Poison, relax. / Poison: *leaps forward and hugs Tyrell* Yay! Ty-kun loves me again! / Tyrell: Back to the show, ladies and gentleman.)
"Yeah, but most guys don't care about how cool and hot you are." Tori said. "Plus, Beck said you haven't done one nice thing for him in two years."
"That is so not true, we only dated a year and eleven months." Jade corrected.
"I'm sure he'll take you back, if you do something nice for him." Tori said, as Jade was about to suggest until…"And if you want Beck back, you have to think bigger than beverages."
"A Dog!" Jade said, as Tori took offense to that. She was about to leave Jade on her own, until Jade explained herself. "Beck's always saying how he wants a dog, a…a Rottenhymer!
(Tyrell & Poison: I sure hope she meant Rottweiler)
(One conversation later)
We now see Tyrell walking though the hallway with his headphones on, watching a movie on Netflix. He saw both Tori and Jade running out the supply closet for some unknown reason, but he chose to ignore it. Tori noticed this, as she grabbed the back of his hoodie and slammed him against the locker, immediately stopping his movie.
The movie in question was 'Reborn: The story of Matt Sydal'
"Well, hello to you too Tori, how may I help you?" Tyrell asked his longtime friend. He saw the look on her face, and he can that she wasn't in the mood for games. He also knew that Tori wasn't afraid to throw a punch, or a kick to anyone.
In other words, not even Tyrell was excluded.
"You're gonna help me, all right." Tori said, as she growled at him. "You're gonna help me get Beck and Jade, back together."
"You know, you're pretty cute when your mad, you know that?" Tyrell asked, teasing Tori.
"If you think I'm cute now, I'll show you when I'm feisty!" Tori said, as she growled at him once more
"What's stopping you Tori, go ahead besides…" Tyrell trailed off, as walked towards Tori and whispered to her. "I like my women feisty."
Tori blushed many shades of red, at what Tyrell had just said to her.
"You-you Pervert!" Tori shouted, as she attempted to throw a punch his way…a punch he quickly dodged.
"Says the women who uses her throat as an instrument!" Tyrell said with a smirk, as he walked away while laughing.
(Timeskip: Social Studies)
We now see Rex, Naruto, and Robbie in class either taking notes, or checking their Facebook pages. Meanwhile the teacher was just droning on and on, about history.
Which leads to the age old question: Do teachers love to hear themselves talk?
(Tyrell: Yeah, one of my old teachers put me to sleep, that's how boring he was. / Poison: There's only one deal with the source of boredom, Lay the Smackdown on it. / Tyrell: Well said, Poison.)
"And then at 10:00 pm, President Lincoln was watching the play at Ford's theater." The teacher said, as she continued. "Booth quietly slipped into Lincoln's office, pulled out a derringer and shouted…"
Then at that moment Trina came in the classroom, and boy was she furious!
"I'm gonna kill you!" Trina said, as she stomped towards Robbie.
(Tyrell: I may not a genius, but I don't think Booth ever said that. / Poison: Nope, but if he did, history would be more like a comedy.)
'Showtime' Naruto thought, as he took out his phone to record every moment.
"Man you better run, before the girl…" Was all Rex could say, before Trina grabbed both his shoulders, and threw him out the classroom.
(Tyrell: She just threw him like a javelin, that was insane! / Poison: I know right, can we get an instant replay. / *replays Rex getting thrown* / Poison: *laughs* I could watch this all day! / Tyrell: Tempting as that sounds, we have a show to run.)
"Rex!" Robbie cried out for his bro.
'I don't know whether to post this Facebook or WorldStar.' Naruto thought.
"Trina, I'm teaching a class here."
(Tyrell & Poison: Newsflash lady, no one cares!)
"How dare you call my one-woman show a comedy?!" An enraged Trina said, ignoring the teacher.
"I had to follow my conscience." Robbie said, explaining his actions.
"Trina, out of this classroom."
"I know where you live." Trina said to Robbie, before she threw his desk aside.
"No you don't, we moved last year." Robbie said, trying to put up a front. Yeah like that'll do him any favors.
"What's your new address?!" Trina demanded, as she lifted Robbie up from his feet.
"3707 Cahuega, it's a duplex, we're on top!" Robbie cried out.
(Tyrell: Poison, you hear that. / Poison: Yeah, that's the sound of Robbie being whipped.)
With that said; Trina dropped Robbie, grabbed her backpack and walked off. Meanwhile, Robbie squealed like a girl… and probably wet himself.
'Definitely WorldStar.' Naruto thought, with a smirk.
(Tyrell & Poison: It was at that moment, Robbie knew he messed up.)
(Timeskip: After Class)
Tyrell was at his –yet to be customized- locker talking to Naruto while grabbing a couple of things.
"No freaking way!" Tyrell said, as he laughed it off. "She threw him that far?"
"I ain't lying, dude, check it!" Naruto said, as he took out his phone, to show him the video in question. "Ya believe me now?"
"My bad, sorry for doubting you, bro." Tyrell admitted.
"So you got any plans tonight?" Naruto asked.
Before he could answer, Trina walked towards Tyrell & Naruto with a smile on her face.
"Hey, guys, what'cha doing?" Trina asked.
"Nothing important, really." Tyrell and Naruto answered.
"Interesting." Trina said to herself. "Tyrell may I have a word with you… alone?"
"It's cool I gotta go anyways, later." Naruto said, as he walked off; Leaving Tyrell and Trina alone.
"So, Trina, what's up?" Tyrell asked.
"I was wondering if you could do me a favor." Trina asked him.
"That depends, on what it is." Tyrell said.
"I was wondering if you could a performance, after my play?" Trina asked.
"Do you have any special requests?" Tyrell asked her.
"Nope, surprise me." Trina said, as she skipped away to prepare for her play.
'Well, at least I know what I'm doing tonight.' Tyrell thought, as began to make a video call. "Hey Poison, You have experience in music and dancing, right?"
"You left out managing, fighting, and looking hot as hell, but that's just me." Poison added, as Tyrell rolled his eyes. Don't get him wrong, she's hot, but she wasn't the only one. "So, what's up?"
"I was gonna head towards the fight club, but a friend of mine wants me to a performance." Tyrell explained to her.
"I have an idea: meet me at the studio, we'll come up with something." Poison said, ending the call.
With that said, Tyrell began to head out toward the studio to meet up with Poison.
(Mad Gear Records)
We see Tyrell in front of the studio, with his notebook in hand, as he went inside where both Poison and Roxy was waiting for him.
"Took you long enough." Poison said with a grin, as she was followed by Roxy. "So you're ready for this?"
"You know I'm ready, so where do we start?" Tyrell asked, as he was eager to get started.
"Follow me." Roxy said, as Tyrell began to follow her, along with Poison, to the recording booth.
(15 minutes later)
"Ok, so just out of curiosity, how many songs are you planning to record?" Poison asked.
"Beats me, probably one, just to give them a little preview." Tyrell said, as he shrugged it off. "So let's get started."
Before Tyrell got any closer, both Poison & Roxy, grabbed the back of his shirt, and pulled him back towards them.
"While I appreciate your enthusiasm Tyrell." Poison said, with a teasing tone. "You can't just jump in there head first."
"She's right Tyrell, you have to make a cameo first." Roxy pointed out. "It'll take nothing but a few minutes."
"Then, couldn't we make one, after I'm done recording?" Tyrell asked them.
"I guess." Poison answered, seeing it was no big deal. "So what songs you decided to record?"
To answer her question, Tyrell had shown her his book of lyrics, as she flipped through a couple of pages. Needless to say, she was impressed.
"That could work." Poison said. "Ok, let's get started."
(25 minutes later)
Tyrell came out of the Studio with his debut track, with both ladies by his side.
"Well ladies, thanks for your help, now it's time to make my promise to Trina." Tyrell said, as he was about to leave.
"Aren't you forgetting something, Tyrell?" Poison asked, as she crossed her arms, unintentionally showing off her bust.
"….I forgot to the cameo didn't I?" Tyrell asked them, as the two nodded. "So which one of you is recording?"
"I'll do it." Roxy volunteered, as she took out her phone to record. "Ok in Three, two, one."
(Play Head Bussa instrumental by Rap to Riches)
"For those who don't, my name is Poison." Poison said, introducing herself. "And standing right beside me is the kid that has the potential to be the next best thing, Tyrell Carter!"
"What's up, ladies and gentlemen?" Tyrell greeted. "I'll tell you what's up: this Friday night at the Blackbox Theater, I'll be on stage, performing a song that've never been heard of before. Come on over to the Blackbox, to find out."
"Well ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first, Tyrell Carter tonight at the Blackbox, don't miss it." Poison said, before she blew a kiss at the camera, as Roxy ended the video.
"Now then ladies, shall we?" Tyrell asked the two, as both ladies nodded. With that said, the three began to head towards Hollywood Arts.
(Poison: So what songs will you be performing, Tyrell. / Tyrell: Can't tell you, cause it's a secret.)
(Timeskip: Blackbox before the show)
We now see Trina preparing herself, for her one-woman play. It was then that Tyrell had shown up.
"Hey Trina, what's up." Tyrell said, as Trina ran towards him, and hugged him.
"What are you doing here? My play doesn't start for another thirty minutes." Trina said.
"I wanted you to hear a sample of the track that I'll be performing tonight." Tyrell explained, as he took out his phone to give her a little preview of the song for tonight.
Judging by Trina's reaction, she like what she's hearing.
"Oh yeah, that'll work perfectly." Trina said, as she was clearly impressed.
(Timeskip: 30 minutes later)
Everyone have finally showed up, not only for Trina's play, but for Tyrell's performance as well. Truth be told, neither one of them expected a crowd this big, but they weren't gonna argue about it.
Did I forget to mention that the theater was dark?
'Trina Vega's one-woman show will now begin.'
'In the beginning there was nothing, and then there was woman!'
After that was said, the background began to glow a bright blue, as Trina descends from backstage area, almost looking like a young Mary Poppins.
"Wow I can't believe I'm here in the city of Chicago, why anything could happen to a woman like me, here, in Chicago." Trina said, pretending to act surprised.
After she'd said that, music had started to play, as Trina had threw her hat and began to sing. In other words, you might wanna cover your ears.
"Chicago…. Chicago….!" Trina sung out, while everyone else began to laugh. "It's a city that's exciting, it's a city that's inviting, it's a city for woman just like me!" Trina continued to sing, as now she's pretending to see something far away. "There's a lake they call it Michigan, I think I really fitting in, this city is my perfect cup of tea!" She then pretends to sip tea from an imaginary cup, as began to laugh even harder "Chicago...Chicago….!"
(Timeskip: Beck's RV)
Now we see Tori, Jade, and I very vicious Rottweiler that Tori was carrying around with a leash. Tori tried to silence the dog, as he began to bark.
Wait, one second." Jade said, as Tori held the dog in place, while Jade checked inside the RV to see if Beck was sleeping. She did wanted to be a surprise after all. "Ok, Beck's asleep, give me the dog." Jade said, as Tori almost did exactly that.
However, before she could, Tori noticed a minor detail…
"Oh, he has a runny nose." Tori said, as she took out some napkins and held them on the dog's nose. "Blow."
"Dogs can't blow their noses." Jade said.
In some cases, Jade would be right, this case however, isn't one of them; Cause when Tori said Blow, that dog blew.
"You were saying?" Tori asked, with a smug grin on her face.
"Just give me the dog." Jade said, as she opened the door, allowing the dog inside. Yeah, not a wise decision there ladies.
(Poison: Do you think that was a good idea, letting a Rottweiler of all things in? / Tyrell: If it was any other dog yes, but a Rottweiler, hell no!)
"If this makes Beck love me again, I'm gonna owe you big time." Jade said, as she appreciated her help.
"You already owe me big time." Tori stated.
Right after the Rottweiler went inside, someone was screaming, yelling, and barking coming from inside the RV.
(Poison: Man do I feel sorry for whoever's in there. / Tyrell: I have to agree with you on that.)
"This is terrible!" Tori said, feeling concerned for her friend.
"I know, now he's never gonna take me back." Jade said, as Tori glared her for being so one-sided.
"Wha- that is not the key issue right now!" Tori shouted, as she couldn't believe how selfish Jade is being right now.
While all that was going on, Beck decided to make himself known.
"What's going on?" Beck asked, as both Tori and Jade jumped up in surprise.
"What are you doing here?!" Tori shouted.
"You're in there, being mauled by a dog!" Jade also shouted.
"A Dog? My dad's in there!" Beck pointed out, as he heard his dad's screaming
(Poison: Sounds a bit girly if you ask me / Tyrell: Yo, I don't think I've ever seen, let alone heard, anyone scream like that.)
While Tori and Jade are thinking how badly they've messed up; Beck slightly opened the door, then he quickly shut it.
"Whoa, that's a big dog!" Beck shouted. Maybe he needs another dog.
Meanwhile, the three began to call for help. They might wanna be quick about it, though.
(Back at the Blackbox)
Trina was at her final scene, where she is walking on crutches.
"I'm doing it! I'm a woman in Chicago, learning how to walk again." Trina said, causing the audience to laugh. "Thanks to Doc Stevens, and my new plastic legs." She said, as she threw her crutches to the side. "Take that, Chicago, you're no match for a woman like me. From now on I'm calling this city She-cago!"
The audience applauded for Trina's performance, as the lights briefly went out, only for them to come back on when Trina was out of character.
"Yes! You're welcome, everyone. Yes! It's ok to laugh, I'm hilarious!" Trina said, as she was soaking up the praise from the audience, with a smile on her face. "Now I'm sure most of y'all, came here for the real reason, right?" She asked, as the audience cheered.
It was at that moment, both Poison & Roxy, came onto the stage receiving whistles from most the guys, and the looks of shock and disgust from the women, half of em at least.
"Aw guys we're flattered, but we're half the reason were here." Poison said, causing the males of the audience to cheer out even more loudly. "Ladies and Gentlemen..."
"…Please welcome…" Roxy added.
"…Tyrell Carter!" Both Poison and Roxy finished, as the crowd, once again, began to cheer.
(Donald Trump by Mac Miller)
Tyrell was outside of the Blackbox, with a camera crew, courtesy of both Poison and Roxy, as he was walking towards the door, as he was about to begin
[Ay yo, the flyest motherfucker in the room
Yeah, you know it's me
Bitches hating on him, cause he started out here locally
Hopefully, I'll be at the top soon
For now I'm at my house, on the couch, watching cartoons]
[You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance
Give a fuck about a budget when you always be the subject of discussion
But it's nothing when you stop and just say fuck it
Cause you walking out in public and you hear 'em talkin' rubbish
I just wanna ride, ride through the city in a Cutlass
Find a big butt bitch, somewhere get my nuts kissed
That's the way it goes when you party just like I do
Bitches on my dick that used to brush me off in high school
Take over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit
Look at all this money, ain't that some shit?
Take over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit
Look at all this money, ain't that some shit?]
[We gonna take over the World while these haters gettin' mad
That's why all my bitches bad, they see this crazy life I have and they in awe
We gon' win, you can take the lose or draw
What I'm in, got these hoes that used to play me in their bras
We gonna take over the World while these haters gettin' mad
Take over the World, watch these haters get mad
That's why all my bitches bad, they see this crazy life I have
Hop into the car then we take 'em to the pad
It's a wrap]
[And motherfuckers think they know me but they never met the kids
Style come with excellence and money make benevolence
Irrelevant for the fuckers who never been intelligent
I kill my Henny, break the bottle for the hell of it
Tell a bitch, that she better bring her friend
And if she want an autograph she better bring a pen
Yeah the party never ends, this life is what I recommend
And if you got a hoe before me, then she better be a 10
I ain't picky but these girls be acting tricky
When the situation's sticky and the liquor got 'em silly
But I take over the World when I'm on my Donald Trump shit
Look at all this money, ain't that some shit?]
[We gonna take over the World while these haters gettin' mad
That's why all my bitches bad, they see this crazy life I have and they in awe
We gon win, you can take the lose or draw
What I'm in, got these hoes that used to play me in their bras
We gonna take over the World while these haters gettin' mad
Take over the World, watch these haters get mad
That's why all my bitches bad, they see this crazy life I have
Hop into the car then we take 'em to the pad
It's a wrap]
The crowd cheered for Tyrell, judging by the looks of the crowd, they've seemed to enjoy it. With that performance out of the way, everyone started to walk out, looking forward to the weekend.
(Timeskip: Parking Lot)
Tyrell, along with Poison and Roxy, was seen heading towards his ride, as he was ready to head home. But not before being stopped by some people who want his autograph, which he didn't mind. He also went as far to take pictures with them.
"Well, Tyrell, that was great for your first time." Poison said.
"She's right, you were amazing back there." Roxy added.
"Ladies, please, I'm flattered by your praise." Tyrell admitted. "It was a team effort, besides, we did it." He said, making both girls smile. "Besides anymore complements from you two, and I'll get crushed."
"Anyways it's getting late, I see y'all later." Tyrell said, as he cranked up his ride.
However before he could leave, Poison and Roxy, have a little something for him, an envelope that had both kissmarks on their respective colors. If he was thinking, what he thought was in those envelopes… well he would have to wait. After saying their goodbyes, the three went off to their respective homes.
But before he could Tyrell had to make a quick stop, first…
(Timeskip: Beck's RV)
We now see the unfortunate soul, aka Beck's dad, being carted into the ambulance. Lucky Tori and the others called in time, otherwise he would've be puppy chow.
"I'll meet you at the hospital." Beck said, silently hoping that his father would be ok.
"We're sorry / So Sorry." Both Tori and Jade apologized, as Beck's father groaned in response.
"He'll be fine." The blond, female, paramedic said. Before she decided to make a move on Beck. "Hey, are you in college, yet.
"Bye!" Jade said, as she pulled her boyfriend, close to her. Causing the woman, to turn and drive off. "Tori told me to get you a dog!" She said, quickly shifting the blame on Tori.
"Dude!" Tori exclaimed, knowing that she didn't have to help Jade, but, once again, her conscious got the better of her.
"Ok it was kinda my idea, but I didn't think that the dog would bug out like that, I just wanted you to have a dog, because I know that you talked about getting one, ever since I've met you, and I thought that maybe-" Jade would've said more, had Beck didn't kissed her on the lips. "You love me again." She said stating the obvious.
(Poison: What's next, she'll notice that Beck has long, wavy, hair? / Tyrell: I know right, if Beck didn't love her, then he wouldn't have kissed her.)
"Who said I've stopped." Beck said, as he, once again, kissed Jade.
"Aw…" Tori gushed, she was such a sucker for happy endings. Meanwhile the reunited couple just stared at her. "I've ruined the moment." She said in embarrassment.
"It's cool, and I really do owe you." Jade said, as she, for the third time, kissed Beck.
"Come on, Tori, let them have their moment." A voiced called out to her.
"Tyrell, how long were you standing there?" Tori asked, as she crossed her arms, not even bothered to turn around. Not that she wasn't mad at him, just slightly annoyed.
'I might be back together with Beck, but that doesn't mean I could still tease my Tyrell.' Jade thought to herself, as she giggled a little.
"Around the same time, that hot paramedic chick was hitting on Beck." Tyrell replied, as Jade glared at him, which she'd never done, up until this moment
"Then why didn't you say anything?" Tori asked, as she was now mildly annoyed.
"I was wondering how long it would take for you to notice." Tyrell said, as Tori walked towards him, and punched him in the shoulder, then walked towards his ride. "Hey, yo, Brad and Angelina, Try not to swallow each other." He said, with a smile on his face, as he drove off, along with Tori.
"Pervert!" Jade yelled out, but he didn't heard her. Meanwhile, Beck's phone was ringing, and he answered it.
"Jade it's for you." Beck said, as he tossed the phone in Jade's direction.
"Hello.."
"You damn right, and I'm proud of it!" Tyrell yelled out, threw the phone, as if he'd heard Jade, while Tori was just laughing in the background.
Beck wasn't mad, but he had to admit , that was hilarious.
(Timeskip: Tyrell's house.)
After he'd dropped Tori off at her house, Tyrell began to his clothes, shoes, bandannas, and chains, for next week. Unbeknownst to him, someone had dropped off six colored crystals: Blue, Green, Purple, Red, Violet, and Yellow.
After he done with that, he decided to open up the envelopes given to him by both Poison and Roxy. From Roxy: it was a check of $7,500 dollars, he didn't know why she gave him that much, but he wasn't going to argue about it. From Poison: It was photos of both her and Roxy, in various seductive outfits. There was also the words 'We wish you were here' written in cursive on the bottom right side.
With that being said and done, Tyrell began to turn on the radio, hopped into bed and fell asleep.
After all, he needs to be ready for a….New Day!
(CenterStage)
The crowd applauded, as both Tyrell and Poison walked onto the stage
Tyrell & Poison: Did you guys, enjoy the show tonight?
Crowd: *Cheers loudly*
Tyrell: Well, I know I did, and I certainly can't wait for the next episode.
Poison: So you guys were, expecting a breakup right? Well I guess in the end true love really do conquers all.
Tyrell: So, for the time being, Beck & Jade, are together for now.
Poison: Also, I've just received word on Naruto's injuries, the doctors say that he'll be out indefinitely.
Crowd: *Loud deafening boos*
Tyrell: Well on behalf of myself, Poison, and to all these people, We say Naruto get well soon, we miss ya brotha. Anyways it's time we give a preview of the next episode, y'all down with that?
Crowd: Yeah!
Poison: If y'all want a preview of the next episode, then give us a Hell Yeah!
Crowd: Hell Yeah!
Tyrell: Alright then, Poison wanna help me out here?
Poison: Sure.
Tyrell & Poison: Next time on Victorious: A New Beginning.
1) Oh….. Hollywood Arts, Don't you dare be sour, clap for your soon to be two-time tag champs and feel the power!
2) This is my House!
3) This is our house, and we don't play very nice
4) Millions of Dollars
5) It's too bad, I'm too good
Tyrell: Next time on Victorious: New Day, New Teachers?
End
I can finally say that I'm done with Chapter 7
Hope you guys enjoyed the interactions between Tyrell, Poison, and Roxy. Also just to reiterate Poison is female in this story, in other words she's not a trap.
P.S.: If you're a wrestling fan, then you should know one through five.
P.S. (2): Some of character may or may not introduced in some chapters, next chapters, or future chapters, who knows?
Until next time fellas, Keep calm, and be awesome. Peace, From EMoney365. Also review please, would you kindly?
