"Cheer up Prongs, all Mooney did was steal your girl and make you look like a total ass in front of her." encouraged Worm tail.
"SILENCE PON!" shouted Prongs. "The J Man has no need for your pity!"
"Prongs I really think you should stop talking like a gay person from Lord of the rings." advised Pad foot. "It's not doing anything for your chick magnetisity and let's face it; it's not exactly at chick overload at the moment."
"SILENCE PUNEY HUMAN!"
"Look mate we're just trying to help." answered Pad foot. "You know seeing as your all cut at Mooney and all."
"I DON'T NEED YOU'RE HELP! ALL I NEED IS A RING! YES THE ONE RING THAT WILL RULE ALL CHICKS! I WILL CALL IT THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!"
"Yes very original." sighed Pad foot sarcastically.
"Would someone like to pull my finger?" asked Worm tail sympathetically.
Prongs just glared at worm tail.
"Look mate forget about what's happened and move on. So Mooney stole your one true love get over it, there's plenty of other fish in the sea. You're young, smart and sporty. Who wouldn't want to date you?" said Pad foot.
"Lily for one." said Prongs glumly slumping down.
"Ok, besides from Lily, who else could resist your sigh J Man charm? encouraged Pad foot. "Why don't you pick a chick and have some fun until Lily gets over the hole humiliating public displays of affection."
"Fine you pick someone."
"Oh, oh lets have a little wager to see if Prongs can make her full madly in love with him before the end of term dance?" added Worm tail happily.
"There's a dance?" questioned both Pad foot and Prongs.
"Well yeah, I saw an advert for it on one of our notice boards." Answered Worm tail. "I mean it's written on the toilet walls." added Worm tail quickly once he saw his friends disapproving looks.
"Ok fine we will pick a girl and Prongs will have to make her fall in love with him before the end of term dance or what?"
"Hey this is my life you're betting on here!"
"How 'bout if Prongs doesn't succeed then you has to date a house elf." answered Worm tail.
"And if I win?"
"Hey my life is not for other people amusement. I have real feelings you know!"
"Shut up I want to know what I win if you succeed."
"How about you get my special stash of cash."
"You don't have a special stash I took all your money."
"Hang on a minute. I am not going to do this just for your enjoyment."
"Off course you are."
"I have special stash you don't know about in a place you'll never think of looking for."
"Oh please tell me it's not up your rectum like it was last time."
"HEY LISTEN TO ME!"
"Oh sorry Prongs did you say something." mocked Pad foot.
"Arrrrrrhhhhhhh! I can't take it any more!" Bellowed Prongs and stormed out of the common room.
He couldn't believe this his hole life was turned up side down Lily hated him, Mooney was dating Lily Prongs never thought he'd see the day when Mooney would go a date. He always thought well that Mooney was a bit gay and now his last two friends were betting on weather he could score a girl or not. This was insane; he might as well crash into a wall with the way his luck was going. Well to tell you the truth Prongs did crash into something but it wasn't a wall.
"Oh Crap that hurt. GOD DAMMIT! Why doesn't god just kill me? But no he'd rather put me under a huge magnifying glass and watch me burn!"
"Excuse me?" said a female voice. "Are you ok?"
"NO I'M Not… who the hell are you?" questioned Prongs once he realised he'd that he was talking to some one he'd never met before.
"Umm… I'm not sure I should tell you, you don't sound very mentally sound at the moment." answered the girl nervously. "Umm… do you know where I might find Professor Dumbledore?"
"Err. Yeah I'll show you. What's your name?" questioned Prongs once again.
"Katie Robertson." Answered the girl timidly. "What exactly does Professor Dumbledore do here? Is he a Nurse, a Cleaner, a gate keeper what?"
"Well he's the head master."
"Oh."
"Ok this way." Said Prongs after an elongated silence and together Prongs and Katie walked in silence on the way to the Head Masters office.
"Arh! Here we are." said Prongs a little bit more glad then he wanted to let on. Katie knocked on the door.
"Come in, 'cause this room ain't rocking so you can definitely come a knocking." said a very sultry Dumbledore.
Prongs opened the door and motioned for Katie to go in, then closed the door and followed in behind. Although Dumbledore was a great mind, he still didn't trust how the same students are all ways being called up for a private meeting.
"Well, what have we got here? It looks like James Potter and his girlfriend umm… chick with blonde hair." said Dumbledore in a rather spaced out sort of way.
"Are you high?" questioned Prongs getting little curios at the head masters behaviour.
'Am I? Ha-ha James you've all ways been a funny one but don't give up your day job of humiliating public displays of affection. That's you're real strong point. You should find a carer where you can do that twenty-four seven or maybe just devote your life to streaking at every quidicth game. You know liven it up a bit." answered Dumbledore ending with a wink. "You know what would be fun? If we all played a game of strip poker."
"Maybe later." said Prongs trying to keep the subject off anything to do with stripping.
"Excuse Mr Dumbledore." Cut in Katie.
"Yes sugar plum cherry berry Mariah Carey." answered Dumbledore "Who are you?"
"Well umm... How do I put this? I'm your daughter."
"Holy Mother of God!"
"he-he Surprise." Said Katie Meekly.
