(rolf lmao welcum back 2 donkr, please... this will be good chap. enjoy and jack(off)

"mcr?" say shrek, "that is a gay emo band for fgts"

"im not okay, sork..." say lord fukwruaad.

"well you better be okay with doing anal style," say donket

"donky! this is serious!" say shrok

Lord fukquaad cri a bit.

"why are cry?" say shrek.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHORK!" say lord farquaad.

every1 gasp!

"I AM NOT HAMO!" say lord farquaad, " THAT IS VERY A SIN!"

The big bad wolf walks in.

"Oh honey, you gots it all wrong," say the big bad wolf "homo is not a sin, it is in."

every1 gasp!

"Hey crazy kids, meow," say wulf "fiona why did u leave the party?"

"i had to cut lord fukquaads wanggy"

The BIG BAD wolf moans.

"Uhhhnnnggg. just talking about wanggys makes me salami nopples hard and moist," say wulf

"thats gay" say everyone

"whutever! i will destroy all homos!," say lord farquaad " i will make an army of hamo destroyers! bye nerds, im gonna go listen to fall out boy." say lord fukquaad.

Lord farquaad leaves.

Donket cries salty tears.

"oh shek, i should of got out of your swamp!," say donkr

Shrek was shocked. Although this relationship with donkety wasn't supposed to happen he still felt hurt when this words came out of donkrs mouth.

"donkr. I'm glab you came into my swamp," say shrek.

Shrek cry.

"i will scratch your dong in half too, shrk." say fiona!

Shrek looks away in confusion. He doesn't kknow how to feel! He doesn't know if he wants to live the homo life or not...becuz that is a siN!

"fiona! i...i..." say sork

donket punches fiona across her onion loving face!

everyone gasp!

"Oh honey! Yous be acting liek a little bitch. Why don't you go suck a large onion! Oh wait that probably wouldn't fit in your mouth cause u never give large blow j to shek like i do!" say donket

everyone gasp again!

"Wow ur sassy let's have saxx(the reel word is bad! a sin!)" say the big bad wolf

"Oh my lord farquaad! you ARE ALL SUPER GAAY! THAT IS VERY SIN! AGAINST FARQUAADS RULES! HE WILL CUM HERE AND SLAY YOU ALL!" say fion! "hah bye losers im going to go join lord faukquaads hamo destroying army"

Fiona leaves.

Shrek cry.

"babe why do you cry? forget fiona she blows hard dongger." say donky

"What is this donkey...why...that day you came to my swamp wearing that dazzling silky...SHEER red dress and you rode my massive bear wangy and suck my onion. no lube. why? this is all a mess cause of that day." say shrek.

Donkey kisses shreks soft pale forest green lips. Shrek gasps.

"Shrek." said donkr as he grabbed shrek's large greasy hand. "I love you."

"D-donket-chan..." said the aroused ogre as his massive 1 footer rised.

"s-sherk...i...i...i im pregnont!" say the anxious donkey.

shrek gasp!

to be continue...