Thanks for the Reviews guys. I honestly squeal like a stuck pig when I get every single one =)
I'm going with the Volturi and the song 'Man! I feel like a Woman' by Shania Twain. Why? I hear you ask.
Well, because it has a ridiculously catchy chorus!! Thanks to Flyingtothestars for the Song idea; it was in their Fic "16 things".
'Let's go Bella!'
'Hey, That reminds me of a song!!'
'Go on...'
'Let's go girls...Dun, Dun, Dun, Dunnn, Dun, DerDer.'
'Ooh!! Man! I feel like a Woman' Emmett said, grinning.
Alice, who was sat on Jaspers knee, started laughing 'Is that a confession, Emmett?' She giggled. The whole room erupted with Laughter, no doubt some of which was Jasper's doing.
'Take it away Bella' Emmett said, embarrassed.
'Who are we singing about?' Bella said, finally calming down from her hysterical laughing fit.
'The Volturi. The same people that I will feed Alice to if she doesn't shut up.' Emmett said, shooting a glare in Alice's direction.
Bella, sensing an argument brewing, started singing...
'The best thing about being the Volturi.'
'Is killing people and having lots of fun and...'
'Whoa, oh oh! Power Crazy!!'
'Eating the...Dasiys' Emmett said, struggling to think of a word that rhymes with Crazy.
'Long Cloaks, Strange Blokes'
'Whoa, oh oh! Don't Mess with them they'll...'
'Smush you like a Fly'
'Whoa, oh oh! The guard are scary'
'Demitri is hairy.'
'They Want Alice, 'cos she is the Shizz'
'Whoa, oh oh. They want Control of'
'Everyone stood here'
'Man! We hate the Volturi!' Bella and Emmett sang together.
Bella and Emmett started doing Air-Guitar round the room. Bella was also hand-banging, much to Carlisle's dislike. 'Bella, you need to calm down a little, you've just banged your head, maybe you should sit down and-' Edward jumped up, catching Bella just before she fell over her own feet.
She just stood back up and carried on doing her air-guitar, oblivious to the fact she just nearly fell. Again.
'Carlisle. Stop killing my Groove, man. Now make yourself useful and go get me another Pina-Colada....'
My Brother, Finn, said that last line to my mum. But my parents and their pathetic attempts at discipline just thought it was funny! Anyway, hope you enjoyed it. Keep reviewing please, it makes me very VERY happy =) Emily xxx
