Story: Playa Playa

Chapter Seven: Playboy Bunny

Rating: Mature

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach

Rangiku awoke from a sound slumber by the sound of her phone ringing, she yawned, had a big stretch and answered her phone. "Hey Mama! What's up?" she asked as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

"Rangiku, where is Hisagi?" Rukia asked from the other end.

"He is out training, perhaps you should have called him, instead of waking me up." She replied angrily, since she was wide-awake now with no option of going back to sleep.

"Quit your bitchin! You are the one I want to talk too, I just wanted to make sure he wasn't there." Rukia replied.

Rangiku smiled, she knew Rukia must have something big and private if she wanted to make sure Hisagi wasn't around. "Wait, wait, hold on, I have to get comfortable." Rangiku replied as she ran downstairs grabbed a soda, cookies and sat on the couch with her blanket. "Alright shoot!"

"So, I went to a festival with Ichigo Kurosaki." Rukia said slowly as her cheeks began to flush red.

"Ya, Hisagi told me, he lost the fight, which meant he lost the bet and had to take you to the Chappy Festival, so how was it?" Rangiku asked.

Rukia paced back and forth and hesitated with her answer, "I... I had fun... and not just because he bought anything and everything I wanted... I actually had fun... with Ichigo Kurosaki."

"No, Rukia, no!" Rangiku cried as she shook her head side to side.

"I know!" Rukia yelled into the phone out of frustration at herself.

"He is such a player Rukia, he goes out every night and is with a different girl every night."

Trying to make herself feel a little bit better, "Well, he has been with me the last three nights, and is meeting me again tomorrow night." Rukia replied.

Rangiku was shocked, but still repeated her prior statement "Really?... But, no Rukia no! He is worse than the last guy you tried to fix!"

Rukia ignored the last part of Rangiku's statement, and replied, "Ya! The first night we just talked and I convinced him to help me train the next night, and sure enough he showed up. We trained all night, and as you already know he lost the bet, and we were together all day today."

"Rukia that is all well and good, but you can't fix this guy! No one can, I have tried on many occasions to hook him up with some nice girls, but he either turns them down flat or fucks them and never talks to them again." Rangiku replied sternly.

"But, Rangiku he hasn't so much as tried a thing with me, or even showed any intention of trying." Rukia yelled back.

"So, do you like him?" Rangiku asked, already knowing the answer.

"He is stubborn, hot headed, egotistical, stuck-up, cranky!"

Rangiku interrupted because she knew exactly where Rukia was going with her speech "But, he is also hot, sexy, strong, smart, rich and funny."

"Exactly!" Rukia yelled.

Rangiku let out a sigh, she knew there was no stopping Rukia when she wanted something, and she also knew there was some good in Ichigo "As much as he annoys the crap out of me sometimes, he is a good kid, he just hasn't found that special someone yet, that special someone that makes him complete, that changes him."

"Do you think that person could be me?" Rukia asked quietly and hesitantly.

"Well, I guess, I have never seen him spend more than five minutes with a girl if there wasn't a chance of hooking up, so maybe he has a thing for you, and I could see why, you are the fuckin' shit!" Rangiku laughed.

"I am pretty awesome, aren't I?" Rukia laughed.

"That's why you are my home girl!" Rangiku replied.

"Thanks Rangiku you are the best! I love you, I will talk to you more about this later, I want to go take a nice hot bath and relax." Rukia said

"Be sure to think of Ichigo while you are in there!" Rangiku laughed as she hung up the receiver.

"What a perv." Rukia said as she flipped her phone shut.

The next morning Isshin burst into Ichigo's room and was about to kick his legs up in the air and drop kick Ichigo's head, but he saw something that was too good to waste on just himself. Isshin slowly backed out of Ichigo's room and quietly ran down the hall to get Karin and Yuzu. He walked into each of their rooms with one hand covering his mouth to control his laughter and the other giving them the 'come here' motion.

"Shh... Yuzu get your camera, this is a family moment that can't be missed or forgotten." Yuzu grabbed her camera and Isshin grabbed both of their hands and they all slowly walked into Ichigo's room. Isshin grabbed the camera and started snapping pictures.

Once he had enough shots, Yuzu and Karin walked up to Ichigo's face kneeled down and whispered in his ear "Time to wake up playboy bunny!"

Ichigo shot up "What the hell are you all doing in my room." Ichigo yelled as he ran his fingers through his hair, stopping at the bunny ears that were still on his head. He pulled them off, and looked at them in his hand and his whole face turned red as a tomato.

Isshin and the girls walked out in hysterics, Isshin threw a polaroid on Ichigo's bed, it was of Ichigo sprawled out on the bed, with no covers, clad in only his boxers and pink bunny ears, "There is plenty more where that came from." Isshin yelled, as he tried to hold back his laughter.

"Stupid midget!" Ichigo mumbled as he crumpled the photo in his hand, "I am going to kill her for this, they are never going to let me live that down."

As Ichigo made his way to Squad 11 headquarters, the usual pick up lines were sent flying at him, the only part that was different was that Ichigo didn't smile, he didn't care for the attention, he just wanted them to shut the fuck up so he could get to work.

When Ichigo arrived Zaraki, Yumichika and Ikkaku were waiting for him in the doorway. Ichigo stopped and stared at them wondering what they had up their dirty little Shinigami sleeves, "What's up with you three?" Ichgio asked inquisitively.

"Oh nothin'" Ikkaku replied.

"Ya nothing, except for one thing." Yumichika added.

"Oh ya and what's that?" Ichigo asked.

"Your Dad stopped in on his way to see the Old man and gave us a little torture device." Zaraki replied.

Ichigo smacked his forehead hard and yelled "Oh for fucks sake!" at which point all three of the snickering men pulled out different pictures of Ichigo in his bunny ears.

Ichigo just walked in grabbed his mission off of the Captain's table and walked out passed the now rolling on the floor with laughter men. "Fuck all of you! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you and I am totally joining another squad to get away from you fuck-tards." Ichigo yelled.

With that Ichigo was off on his mission, he had to inspect the far end of the West Rukongai, there had been some weird unexplainable occurrences there lately.

Ichigo talked to himself the entire way there. "I don't know what is worse the fact that Rukia made me wear the bunny ears or the fact that my own father purposely tried to humiliate me with the evidence. My life had been going great until I met that little midget from hell, but I like being around her, what am I some sort of masochist? Christ get your shit together, you are Ichigo Kurosaki so quit acting like a little girl and man up!" Ichigo continued to talk himself up and then back down again until he reached the destination.

"Hmm... I do sense some weird spiritual pressure here, it isn't a soul reaper though, or that of a hollow." Ichigo muttered to himself trying to assess this situation.

There were no houses or people in this section it was a lightly wooded area. There were trees ripped out of the ground like something giant thing had pulled them out, but there were no foot prints anywhere. He took a soil sample and small pieces of bark from the fallen trees for further research. "I am sure this will be sufficient for Captain Mayuri, speaking of Captain Mayuri, why the hell am I the one out here doing this shit, shouldn't people from the twerp squad be doing it?... I am sure it is just further punishment from Kenpachi, he is such a douche-waffle!"

Later that night Ichigo went to train with Rukia but he was so pissed because of all the trouble those bunny ears caused hi, he was already in bankai form and ready to fight her. The second he entered the field he yelled "Getsuga Tensho!"

Rukia heard his voice and quickly turned to block "Sode No Shirayuki!" She yelled. The blast knocked her back a few feet but she was just fine, well physically fine but mentally she was furious!

Rukia took a breath and started marching towards him and slowly whispered "Carriage of thunder, bridge of a spinning wheel with light divide this into six" and with that Ichigo was rendered useless! "What the fuck is your problem Ichigo? Why did you attack me like that you ginganinja!"

Ichigo laughed, "What the fuck is a ginganinja?"

"A ninja with orange hair, that is practically useless in every way, I think that is a perfect description of you don'cha think? Anways forget about that." She punched him square in the face "Now why the fuck did you attack me?"

"Because of your little stunt yesterday of making me wear those bunny ears my family now has pictures of me wearing them and gave them to my squad and I got shit all day for it!"

Rukia punched in the face one more time "That is the reason you attacked me, you could of killed me."

"Well the pictures have nearly ruined my life!"

"Quit exaggerating! I want you to explain to me what happened and how it is my fault and then and only then will I possibly let you go."

"Ok so this is what happened, after I left you last night I went home and immediately went to bed, but I forgot to take off your stupid bunny ears , so when I woke up I was sprawled out on my bed in just my boxers with pink bunny ears on my head, I looked ridiculous! To top it all off my family was there taking Polaroids of the entire scene! Of course I thought it couldn't get any worse it did! My Dad stopped by Squad 11 headquarters and gave Zaraki, Yumichika and Ikkaku some of the pictures he took to torment me."

Rukia was covering her mouth to hold back the laughter "Ok Ichigo so I will admit that is a little embarrassing, but I still don't see how this is my fault. Yes I made you wear them at the festival, but you could have taken them off after if I wanted to."

Ichigo hung his head in defeat "well, I suppose you are right."

"So, you attacked me for no god damn reason you ass!" Rukia shouted then turned her back to him and began to grin like the Joker in 'Dark Knight'. I will let you free if you show me the pictures."

"Fuck no!" Ichigo yelled as he struggled in the prison.

"Ichigo this is your only way out of this, so are you going to show me or not?"

Ichigo's face turned red and he turned his head to the side embarrassed "Fine." and with that Ichigo was free.

"Perhaps next time you won't be so irrational and shit like this wouldn't happen to you!" Rukia said kindly.

"Shit like this doesn't happen to me, except with you!" Ichigo replied angrily making Rukia laugh.

"You sure do enjoy my misfortune don't you Rukia?" Ichigo asked.

Rukia turned to him and smiled "Just a little."

"By the look in your eyes and the giant smile on your face I would say you enjoy it more than just a little!" Ichigo replied.

When they finally made it to the Kurosaki mansion the place was enormous, but Rukia didn't care about that, she was just giddy with anticipation of seeing this picture of Ichigo sleeping in his bunny ears.

"Wait, wait stand back." Ichigo said as he grabbed Rukia's waist and moved her out of the way.

As Ichigo twisted the knob and opened the door and two feet came flying at them and a body landed in a heap on the patio. "Rukia meet my psycho father, Dad meet Rukia."

Isshin lifted and arm up and gave her hand a shake and let out a trembling "nice to meet you." and then curled up in the fetal position.

"What was that about?" Rukia asked confused.

"Like I said during the introduction my dad is a psycho and what you saw back there was his way of keeping me on my game." Ichigo replied.

Rukia smiled and replied, "That is so sweet!"

"Ya, wait, what? No, not sweet at all!" Ichigo yelled.

"He is helping you, and that is sweet." Rukia replied following Ichigo through the long, wide halls.

"I can't believe I am letting you in here." Ichigo said turning the handle to his bedroom.

"What? It isn't like you haven't had a trillion other woman in here." Rukia replied with a huff.

Ichigo stopped, lowered his head and then turned to face Rukia, "I thought we had a talk about those comments Rukia?" Ichigo asked now getting a little frustrated.

"Sorry." Rukia replied.

Ichigo opened his door and turned on his light "and just so you know, you are the only girl I have ever had at my house never mind my bedroom."

Rukia smiled and then ran to the enormous bed that was surrounded by windows "Aww... Ichigo you must really like me!" she said as she started jumping on the bed like a little kid.

"Nope." Was his only reply.

"Quit lying and hurry up with the picture please!"

"Uggghhhh..... Do I have to?" Ichigo asked like a little kid.

Rukia jumped up one last time and then slammed her butt on the end of Ichigo's bed "Yup, or I will bind you again."

Ichigo whipped the picture to Rukia, she looked at the picture of Ichigo's tan buff body sprawled out in the bed wearing only his boxers, Rukia opened her mouth in aww.. and began to fan herself with the picture! "Damn Ichigo! This is hot" She then got up and ran "I am totally keeping this!"

"What? No!" Ichigo yelled as he chased her down the hall, down the stairs, through the giant living room and caught her as she was about to leap the couch. "Gotcha!" He yelled.

On the giant couch, Ichigo's body was laying on top of Rukia's with his arms stretched up trying to reach the picture she putting out of reach. "Give it to me!" Ichigo yelled again.

"No! It is mine, I am keeping it." Rukia shouted back as she tried to extend her arms further back.

"Oh Rukia just give it to me!" Ichigo screamed louder.

"Son! Finally you are giving me a grandbaby! Oh and you are conceiving the baby in my very own living room I am so excited!" Isshin yelled.

The two embarrassed parties looked at each other, then analyzed the situation they were in, hopped off the couch and adjusted their clothes "Shut it old man! We weren't doing that!"

"I promise you Mr. Kurosaki we were not doing what you think we were doing." Rukia said.

Isshin ran to Rukia and cupped his hands around her face "Oh Rukia just call me Dad!"

Ichigo smacked his hand away and said, "Leave her alone! Rukia lets go!" Ichigo grabbed Rukia's hand and dragged her out of the mansion. "Do you still want to finish training?" Ichigo asked.

"Nah! It is fine, I think I will head home." Rukia replied.

"Alright, I will walk you there." Ichigo let out a chuckle.

"What's so funny?" Rukia asked.

"It must have really looked like we were doing it!" Ichigo replied with his face red as a tomato.

"Ya and if you on top of me didn't do it, I am sure you yelling 'Just give it to me Rukia' really brought it home!"

Ichigo smacked his forehead "Oh jesus, that is right, I didn't even think of that, that is super embarrassing."

Rukia unlocked her door and turned to Ichigo and he asked "So Rukia are we training tomorrow night?"

"You don't mind?" Rukia asked.

Ichigo put his hands in his pockets and looked to the ground and replied "Nah, I don't mind."

Rukia snapped her fingers and said, "Oh, wait! I am not training tomorrow I am going out with Matsumoto and Hisagi."

Ichigo's face saddened and he replied, "Oh okay never mind then."

Rukia noticed his disappointment and couldn't help but feel happy, "You want to come with us?" she asked.

Ichigo looked up excited "Really?" he asked.

"Sure, it will be fun, meet us at Hisagi's around 6:00" Rukia replied.

"Sounds good." Ichigo said.

"Oh and by the way I am so keeping this!" Rukia yelled as she shoved the picture in Ichigo's face, turned and ran into the house slamming the door."

"You midget bitch! I will get you for this!" Ichigo yelled, Rukia just stuck her tongue out at him through the window.

"God he looks so hot in this picture!" Rukia said to herself as she stuck the picture on her mirror in her bedroom.

Ichigo walked home and for another night in a row he spent the night with Rukia and not at the bar.

"Oi Ichigo, I heard you are hooking up with girls on the living room couch now!" Yuzu yelled from the kitchen.

"I am going to kill Dad!" Ichigo shouted.

"Why are you going to kill Dad he wasn't the one shaggin' on the couch ow was he?" Karin asked.

"I wasn't shaggin' anyone you bitches! Dad was just hoping I was... Wow, that sounds weird to say!" Ichigo replied.

Yuzu stuck a handful of chips in her mouth and asked, "You must really like this girl Ichigo?"

"What do you mean?" He asked confused.

"You have never brought a girl home before and this is the girl you have been spending the last couple of nights with instead of going to the bars." Karin replied

"She is just a friend, and the reason I haven't been going to the bars is because I have been so tired after training with her that I just come home and sleep."

"Ichigo you are only fooling yourself, you can't fool us we are your sisters, we know you better than you know yourself." Yuzu replied.

"We understand Ichigo, we like her too!" Karin said with a smile

Ichigo just nodded and walked to his bedroom, the scent of Rukia still filling the air.

"They are thoroughly confused!" Ichigo said as he laid down to go to sleep.

A/N: Guys, I am so sorry about this chapter! I kind of lost where I was going with the story if you have any ideas or tips for the story PLEASE LET ME KNOW! I only want to make you happy! So, review please! :) Love you all!