HEY GUYS! INDY IS BAAAACK!!!!

Please don't kill me...-cowers behind sofa-

BUT, DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE BILLION seconds ago was 1959!?!?!?!? (I know, amazing, isn't it?)

Erm...-clears throat- moving on, moving on.

The day you see Drew come back to the show and kiss May senseless is the day you know that I own Pokemon. Boy, what a long way that will be.

This chapter was made possible by the SUPER BOWL XLIII!!!


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12:00 PM

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"So what do you have to say for yourself?" Haruka demanded, hands on her hips and leaning on one leg in all her Prada glory.

"What are you talking about?" May asked, thoroughly confused.

The other brunette sighed impatiently. "Don't you 'what' me, I know you're seducing my beloved Drew into having sex with you!" Haruka accused.

May felt her face heating up as she spluttered indignantly, "There is no such thing--!"

"Stop playing dumb, it's not going to work!" Haruka snapped. "Fine, maybe I can help you refresh your memory."

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Haruka skipped towards her fiance's office, whistling a happy tune. She couldn't wait to tell Drew Dear that the wedding was being moved up! As she was approaching the polished doors, she suddenly stopped -- a thought occurring to her.

What if Drew had an important client meeting with him, and she interrupted?

Haruka frowned. That would not be good. So the brunette decided to silently eavesdrop on her fiance and see if anyone else was there with him.

"--Stop freaking moving! I can't see anything at this rate!" a distinctly male voice complained.

Haruka melted at the voice. It was Drew!

"Well if you weren't this heavy then it wouldn't be a problem, would it?"

Drew's fiancee frowned. What was that girl doing in Drew's office? What was her name again? Fey? Sey? Ray? Spring?

"Ugh, I'd like to see you try doing this!" Drew shot back nastily.

"It's not my problem if it's too big! Try pushing harder!" May countered.

"I'm trying! But it won't fit!"

"Push harder! You can do it!"

"Stop trying to pep-talk me," Drew groaned. "The hole is way too small."

"Then make it bigger! Jesus, how hard can it be?"

"Are you sure?" Drew sounded doubtful. "What if it hurts?"

"Are you sure you're a man? And there are things called hammers you know!"

Haruka drew back from the door with a gasp. Hammers...in...oh dear God, she couldn't even begin to imagine just what in the hell they did...

She drew a shaky breath and hobbled to the womens' restrooms to calm down with one thought in her mind: kill Spring Oak.

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May twitched. "My name is May Maple, you know," she informed Haruka through gritted teeth.

"Whatever, Sherry Redwood," Haruka replied with a sniff. "Now tell me what you were doing in there with my poor Drew!"

"Oh, that?" May laughed, turning pink inspite of herself. "Drew was being a wimp because he was trying to reach his hand into a small hole in the wall on top of his file cabinet."

"Why?" Haruka asked, her perfectly plucked eyebrows raised in suspicion.

"Um, I accidently lost my earring in there while I was holding on to it and...well, ugh! Whatever, just know that we were not you know..."

"Making love?"

"YES! That's it! Yeah, well I gotta go to lunch -- see ya!"

With those lovely parting words, May zipped away past Haruka, into the sanctuary of the cafeteria.

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12:21 PM


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