A/N: XD thanks everybody for the reviews! *eats the two cookies and thechocolate covered caramel* Enjoy!
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Roxas sent daggers into the back of Axel's neck as the two walked through the store looking at clothes.
"Axel, I feel like an idiot" Roxas said grimacing as he caught his reflection in the mirror
"But you look so pretty!" Axel said, laughing "We don't want people staring at us though, and we need to get this over and done with, so stop talking and suck it up"
Roxas looked in the mirror, Axel had so desperately wanted to go clothes shopping for the baby and naturally, Roxas wanted to go with him but the entire organization agreed it would be a little strange for a pregnant male to be walking around, so Xemnas and Axel hatched a brilliant plan.
"This wig is so itchy!" Roxas complained into Axel's ear.
"I like that color and length on you, you should definitely dye your hair brown and grow it out to your shoulders" Axel replied looking at Roxas's brilliant disguise.
"This dress is ugly, and these shoes barely fit, and my legs feel weird from shaving them!" Roxas complained tugging at his hair and dress.
Yes, Xemnas and Axel's brilliant plan was to dress Roxas up like a girl, make-up and all.
"Roxanne! The baby is not going to need knee pads" Axel shouted loudly so the entire store could hear.
"Axel, shut up, everyone's looking at us" Roxas exclaimed in a hushed voice.
Axel smirked and walked over to the clothes racks, "Hey Roxy, do you think we should buy girls and boys clothes for the baby, or just unisex clothes?" Axel asked in a sweet tone of voice.
Roxas cleared his throat and replied in the highest pitch of voice he could muster up "I think we should buy girls clothes and boys clothes that could also be girls clothes, and maybe a few unisex clothes too" it took all of Axel's will power from bursting into laughter, he was definitely asking Roxas more questions.
Half an hour and several hundred stupid questions later Roxas was sick and tired of shopping with Axel.
"Roxanne, do you think yellow would make our baby look fat?" Axel asked holding up a yellow onesie to his body. Roxas walked over to Axel and grabbed him by the collar so Axel's face was close to his own.
"Axel, if you don't pay for this stuff and get us out of here right now I will not hesitate to remove my wig in front of all these people"
"Okay, okay!" Axel exclaimed putting his hands up in defense. Axel paid for the items him and Roxas had decided on and then led Roxas out of the store. Axel looked up at the clock tower and sighed, Roxas was right, the sooner they got out of this world and back to their own the better.
Roxas looked at Axel and followed his gaze.
"Do you miss her, Axel?" Roxas asked slightly startling Axel.
"Huh, Who?"
"Xion, do you miss her?" Roxas asked again
"Yeah, I kind of do miss that little brat, actually" the red head replied "But if I had to choose between you and her I'd choose you any day" he said ruffling the teens hair.
"I keep having these dreams about her" Roxas said, staring at his feet.
Axel snickered a little before Roxas glared at him.
"Not those kind of dreams" Roxas said sharply "Just… dreams, you know? Like these really weird dreams and she's always in them but you never are"
Axel looked at Roxas strangely but then pulled him into an embrace, or as much of an embrace as they could manage between the bags and Roxas's belly. "C'mon Roxanne lets go home" Axel said taking Roxas's hand leading him towards the portal.
"Oh and another thing, if you ever call me Roxanne again, I'll make sure it's the last thing you do" Roxas threatened as they walked through the portal.
Xemnas was having a field day with this, squealing over how cute all the little clothes that the couple had brought back were.
"I know what I'm going to do!" Xemnas announced, gaining confused glances from the rest of the room full of nobodies "I'm going to… knit the baby a blanket!"
Everyone exchange worried glances before Xigbar spoke.
"Um, Superior not to be a spoil sport but do you remember the last time you tried to knit something"
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Xemnas whistled as he knitted the wool together, he paused for a moment to inspect his handy work, he didn't think he was doing too badly, if he did say so himself.
Xemnas finished the line he was on before heading over to go put it on one of the libraries tables.
"Um, superior…?" Roxas asked scaring the nonexistent daylights out of Xemnas causing him to throw his arms up into the air, accidentally letting go of the spare knitting needle.
An extremely loud scream came from the direction that the needle had disappeared into.
Two hours later Xigbar walked out of Vexen's office sizzling with anger after Roxas had started giggling at him before saying "Yarr!"
Xemnas walked up to Xigbar apologizing over and over again before Xigbar shoved Xemnas against the closest wall. "You know if you weren't my superior and all I would have killed you by now for making me look like a freakin' pirate!" Xigbar said sternly before releasing Xemnas and storming off.
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Xemnas winced at the memory, "But I told you! That was Roxas's fault! Not mine; if Roxas hadn't startled me then I wouldn't have thrown the needle!"
Roxas glared at Xemnas; if he wasn't Roxas's superior he totally would have taken his key blade to his fake tanned ass.
A few hours later Xigbar walked up to Roxas.
"Hey Roxas, what did you do with that wig?"
Roxas stared at him curiously "Um, it's in the common room… why?"
"Oh, no reason, no reason at all"
Xemnas woke up the next morning, got out of bed and walked into the bathroom to check on his hair.
Xigbar was standing outside his superior's bedroom door when he heard a loud, high pitched scream come from within. Xemnas ran out desperately trying to pull the brown wig off his head. Xigbar grinned to himself; this was definitely the kind of payback he could enjoy.
