Before I begin, there's something I forgot back in chapter 5… So… cue the Adventure Mode map Music and…
Juniper Lee joined your team…
Pikachu joined your team!
And end the Adventure Mode Map Music.
Now before we start the chapter I have to address something that really annoyed me… Thank you to the crappy Guest who in a review said only three days after I review the following three words: "Dude update faster." Thank you anonymous guest for not realizing I have a life outside of this story and not even waiting a week to say that. If you actually have an account then it's cowardly that you won't even log in to say it and if you're not well still Thank you! I mean I have a life outside of writing this story. Not to mention other fanfics and a private project I'm working on.
The assist trophy for this trophy is one that's going to disappoint people because it disconfirms them as characters.
Mordecai and Rigby: Three words… Golf Cart Rampage. Mordecai and Rigby will come out on a golf cart and drive all over the stage until they eventually fall off or disappear.
Also before I start, the comments about Adventure Time,Xiaolin Showdown and (in a way) Xiaolin Chronicles that General Scar makes are merely jokes. I do not think badly of these shows and it was just to add to General Scar being stupid and breaking the forth wall. Thank you.
Disclaimer: I do not own Cartoon Network or Super Smash Brothers. But if I did I'd make my own Battlebot, just like General Scar. The public would get the toys, but me, I'd have the real thing to smite my enemies like that one guest. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Cartoon Network: The Subspace Emissary
Chapter 7:
General Scar Has a Battlebot?!
"Previously on Cartoon Network: The Subspace Emissary," Space Ghost announced. "Flapjack and Eddy were on the path to the ruins kicking butt and taking names. All seemed to go well for them until they arrived at the ruins where Kevin confronted them and challenged them to a battle. Eddy and Flapjack ended up defeating Kevin and to Flapjack's disappointment he was not reunited with Johnny Test who as we know is now in Jack Spicer's possession. Jack Spicer was recently seen pinning badges on the kidnapped Johnny along with the Blossom and Kevin Levin. This however ended shortly when Mojo Jojo came in, destroyed his mansion and managed to kidnap Blossom's trophy. However Mojo didn't get very far as Ben Tennyson, Aelita Schaeffer, Samurai Jack, Chowder and Jake the Dog were hot on his trail. Once they had caught him, Mojo was able to escape with the Blossom trophy. In the end the Ancient Minister ended up putting Jack Spicer's mansion into Subspace along with the trophies of Kevin Levin and Johnny Test, and Vilgax had a meeting with the Heylin Warrior, Chase Young who seems to be the one in control of everything. What'll happen next? Find out on the latest exciting installment of Cartoon Network: The Subspace Emissary, right now!"
The Ruins:
Eddy and Flapjack had been searching the ruins for Double D, Ed and Johnny for some time, but they haven't come up with anything. Sure there were the various monsters that tried to attack them but at this point the two of them were pros. They were able to take out Primids, Shaydas and Bytans with ease and finally they made it to a room with a trophy of a familiar figure there. It was of course Double D. However to get to the trophy they had to get past the two Bytans that were guarding it.
Within seconds of them arriving the two Bytans glowed a bright yellow hue causing each of them to split in two making four Bytan's stand there.
"Double D!" Eddy cried. "How the hell did he get himself trapped like that?"
Flapjack took into the ski hat that the boy wore and commented. "Wow, you weren't kidding when you called him 'Sock Head' were you?"
"Nope." Eddy smirked. "Come on Flappy boy, let's go get us a sockhead!"
And like that Eddy and Flapjack ran into the small gang of monsters. Immediately Eddy threw his El Mongo Stink Bomb at the first Bytan, stunning it with its immediate detonation. Eddy then took the opportunity to given the Bytan a swift kick killing it in midair. Flapjack however let a Bytan come to him, once it was within his proximity he swung at it hard with his giant candy cane. It flew into the air and might have lived if it didn't crash against the wall. Eddy approached the next Bytan just after it had finished glowing. However this wasn't of Eddy's concern as he tackled it to the ground and after a few punches the monster dissolved into dark energy. Flapjack then threw three hard candies at the next monster killing it as well.
Eddy and Flapjack then regrouped. The two stood in a battle ready stance as they circled one another.
"Is that all of them?" Flapjack asked.
"I think so…" Eddy nodded. "How many of them did you get?"
Flapjack immediately answered, "Two."
"Same." Eddy answered.
Flapjack lowered his stance and sighed. "That's all of them then."
"Good." Eddy smiled also lowering his own defensive stance. "Alright let's go get Sock Head then!"
Flapjack nodded and the two walked over to the trophified boy. Eddy then tapped the trophy and in a flash of bright light the boy was freed.
The boy was light skinned and wore a tangerine colored short sleeved shirt along with that he wore blue jean shorts, black knee high socks, sky blue sneakers and oddly enough a ski hat on his head that reassembled a sock. He could make anything out of cardboard, he was one of the famed Eds, he was a suburban genius, his real name was Eddward but he was otherwise known as…
DOUBLE D
The boy gasped as he got out of his trophified state. "My word!" He then looked around and that's when he noticed Eddy and Flapjack. "Eddy, What are you doing here? And who is the young sailor that seems to be accompanying you?"
"That's a warm welcome." Eddy rolled his eyes. "But… I came to find you and Ed and that's Flapjack."
Flapjack gave the boy a warm smile. "Hi friend!"
"Well hello Flapjack." Double D shook the boy's hand. "Pleased to make your acquaintance."
Eddy rolled his eyes, not wanting to get into 'touchy feely girly stuff' with Double D and Flapjack. "So Double D, how did you get here?"
"Well Ed and I were exploring the ruins and you know Ed, something distracted our good friend and I was ambushed by those horrible Bytans." Ed explained before he shook in fear. "Those horrible monsters aren't still there are they?"
Eddy shook his head. "Nope, they're gone Sock Head."
"Thank heavens." The genius sighed. However he still heard what sounded like the bouncing of a ball, Double D looked over the shoulders of the two shorter boys and that's when he saw the final Bytan.
"Look out!" He shouted as he dove to the ground bringing the two down with him. Double D sprang up and quickly pulled out the Thingamajig and pressed the button. Surprisingly enough a boxing glove came out of the thingamajig and struck the Bytan, causing it to fall back before dissolving into smoky substance.
"Wow…" Flapjack looked at the boy in awe. "That was amazing, Double D!"
"Thank you." Double D smiled.
Eddy wiped off the dust before he made a comment, "Pretty nice moves there, Double D." Eddy's eyes then widened as he realized that he complimented his friend. He quickly corrected his mistake. "Ya'know… for a Sock Head."
Flapjack frowned but didn't make a comment. Instead he decided to ask about the missing Ed. "So where is your other friend?"
"Yeah… where is he Double D?" Eddy asked.
Double D looked around thoughtfully, trying to recall what had happened to the big lug. "I believe Ed ran off and continued down the path. There's no telling how far he got."
Eddy sighed, "Knowing Ed, he could be anywhere."
"Then we should go find him!" Flapjack shouted and he ran off looking for the biggest Ed despite not really knowing who he was looking for. Eddy and Double D looked at each other before shrugging and following after the young adventurer.
As soon as they exited the room that Double D was trophified in they were immediately confronted with some Primids. There were three of them, the first being a fire Primid, the next being a Scope Primid and the last being a Blade Primid.
"I've got pepper breath!" Eddy shouted, referring to the Fire Primid as he ran towards it to engage it in combat.
Flapjack giggled while pulling out his oversized candy cane. "I'll have fun with the Blade Primid."
Double D shook in fear. "Oh my that means I'm left with…"
Double D yelped as the Scope Primid fired a large shot at the boy. He quickly ran dodging all the Primid's shots.
Returning to Eddy and his Primid he dodged the humanoid monsters flaming punches. One of the monster's punches Eddy wasn't able to dodge so he instinctively caught the fist in his palm, this didn't stop the monster from sending another punch with the other hand which also got caught by the executive scammer. The two were now grappling each other, pushing and struggling for the upper hand.
Eddy smirked. "Ha, watcha gonna do now, Flame Breath?"
The Primid responded by heating up its two fists, but Eddy wasn't worried he could handle a lot more than that.
"Is that all you got?" Eddy scoffed. "Please, you've got noth-"
Eddy however was cut off as the heat was getting greater and greater. Eddy's hands were getting redder and redder and very soon the scammer couldn't handle it.
"OW!" Eddy shouted before pushing the Primid away, causing it to tumble backwards and fall. Ignoring the pain, Eddy quickly pulled out an El Mongo Stink Bomb and lunged for the beast. Eddy was successfully able to pin it down and held the stink bomb that was going off in the monster's face –despite the proximity of the stink bomb making his own eyes water- causing it to dissolve into dark energy. Once it was completely disintegrated, Eddy rubbed his eyes in hopes of getting rid of the great stinging sensation.
Meanwhile with Flapjack he was trading blows with the Blade Primid. Neither of them had gotten in a good strike and the Blade Primid was more surprised that the child was such a good swordsman, all they were told to worry about in that department were Samurai Jack and Finn but clearly this boy was better than they gave him credit for. So between the slashes and stabs from both opponents you could see Flapjack's grin getting wider and wider.
Using his size to his advantage Flapjack quickly dropped to the ground and crawled under the Primid. The Primid turned around just to get meet with two hard candies and a stab through the stomach with the candy cane. The young adventurer gave off his signature laugh once the Primid was gone.
Double D continued running from the blasts of the Scope Primid, however as he was running he was thinking of the best way to defeat his foe knowing he wasn't nearly as quick as Flapjack, street smart as Eddy or strong as Ed. Because of that he needed to use his smarts, lucky enough for the young man he knew how to use them.
Edd stopped and turned to the Scope Primid who fired three quick consecutive shots at the Ed. However this time he was ready as he quickly took out his magnifying glass which took the blasts head on. Double D smirked at this as the magnifying glass glowed with power. "Meet the power of reflection, my friend!" And like that the magnifying glass let loose the energy in a single blast that ripped right through the Scope Primid's body and dissolve into dark energy in seconds.
Eddy, Double D and Flapjack meet up with each other and were about to continue running down the path. However within the first few steps a plume of smoke appeared in front of them. The smoke rose to form a Shaydas.
Eddy quickly drew a rack of quarters whereas Double D and Flapjack took out the thingamajig and the candy sword, respectively.
Eddy, Flapjack and Double D looked at each other before sharing a knowing grin.
Eddy jumped up in the air and threw his stream of quarters at the Shaydas. However the Shaydas was able to block the boy's attack with one of his bladed arms.
Flapjack ran off to face the Shaydas with his candy cane and to his surprise within seconds of trading blows with the monster the Shaydas was able to break his candy cane.
"Uh-oh!" Flapjack gasped before the Shaydas sent his blade down at the boy but the young pirate was just able to get out of the way due to his height and speed.
The Shaydas was about to do another move before a large leather chair fell on top of it. That revealed Double D smirking with the thingamajig in hand.
"Good work," Eddy smiled as he helped up Flapjack.
"That was great!" Flapjack agreed.
Double D nodded. "Yes it was. But what about your candy cane, Flapjack?"
"Don't worry, friend!" Flapjack nodded before pulling out another candy cane. "I've got lots of candy."
Double D nodded and the three continued their trek through the Ruins.
Before they knew it they were coming just before a new room. However to get to in they needed to get past the new enemy guarding the door.
This new enemy was literally a rotating turret, the only definable feature of it was the placid look painted on its face. It was the Roturret.
The Roturret didn't waste time and immediately fired at the three fighters, however the large blast just struck the ground in front of them causing smoke to rise and hide the three.
The Roturret was about to fire at the smoke but Eddy jumped out of the haze holding an El Mongo Stink Bomb threateningly. Just as he was about to chuck it at the monster the Roturret fired and hit the stink bomb causing it to detonate in Eddy's hand. The chief scammer was about to do something despite the stink however the Roturret fired at him and struck him right in the stomach, this knocked the boy back and temporarily brought him out of the fight.
Double D was the next to come out of the blast along with Flapjack close behind. Double D pulled out his magnifying glass in hopes of reflecting the shots once again. However when the Roturret fired it actually managed to break the magnifying glass's glass.
Double D looked down at the glass and gasped. "Oh my! I'm going to have to fix this or mother and father will be very disappointed!" And like that he began to fix the magnifying glass. The Roturret, raised an eyebrow at this before turning to where he had last seen Flapjack.
To the Roturrets surprise the young adventurer was nowhere to be found. The Roturret turned and turned hoping to find the boy however due to its limited vision and movement the thing couldn't find the boy.
That's all Flapjack needed before he hurled seven hard candies at the beast from behind and that was enough to cause the monster's defeat.
"All finished!" Double D exclaimed showing off his completely unscathed microscope. "I am now ready to assist you and defeating that beast!"
Double D then looked around. "What happened? Where could that behemoth have gone off to?"
"I handled it." Flapjack smiled.
"You did?" Double D asked only for the boy to nod in response. "Well congratulations, I would've never have expected someone of your stature to be able to defeat such a creature."
"That's because the kid's tough, Sock Head." A voice added from behind. Double D and Flapjack turned to see Eddy walk over to them. "Nice job Flapjack."
"Thank you friend!" Flapjack smiled.
"Come on, let's go find Monobrow." Eddy insisted. The two nodded and followed Eddy in the now unguarded room.
What they found was completely surprising. There was Ed, with his back turned away from them, completely unharmed but unfortunately for them he was radiating dark energy. The energy was flowing off the boy in wisps of smoke.
"Ed?" Double D asked cautiously.
"There you are Monobrow!" Eddy smirked. "We've been looking for you in this stupid place everywhere."
Flapjack gulped as Eddy strutted towards the jacket clad boy. "Eddy, maybe you should come back."
"Relax…" Eddy scoffed. "It's just Ed."
"Eddy! I think Flapjack might be right about this…" The boy shook in fear.
"You too, Double D? I'm telling you it's fine." The boy rolled his eyes. He finally approached the boy and began knocking on the back of his head. "Hey Monobrow! Wake up will ya'? We've been looking for you everywhere."
Ed didn't answer however. Slowly and wordlessly the biggest Ed turned around to show off his scowl. Clearly he wasn't happy and it frightened both Double D and Flapjack. What was worse about the boy though was his golden eyes without anything inside of them, they were cold and emotionless.
"Ed?" Eddy asked as he shrunk back in fear.
"Rah!" Ed shouted, his voice was quite distorted as he shouted, almost demonic. But without much left to do he grabbed the scammer and threw him clear across the room to the other boys who were cowering in fear.
Eddy landed on his butt, bouncing twice but was mostly unharmed. Double D and Flapjack helped the chief scammer up. "What's gotten into him?" Eddy asked as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"I have no idea." Flapjack shrugged.
Double D examined the large Ed who was barreling towards them. "It appears that the energy that is usual expelled from the monsters is affecting Ed in some sort of negative way. I don't think he recognizes us and I fear that he might even be locked away in some corner of his mind."
"Okay." Eddy nodded. "So how do we help him?"
"I'm afraid the only way to release the Ed we know and love is to trophify him. It seems the dark energy escapes something as it is defeated in battle but I'm not sure if trophifying him will have the same affect."
"Fight Ed?" Eddy asked in disbelief. "Are you crazy?! Monobrow is gonna pulverize us!"
"Come on, we can do it!" Flapjack cheered and like that he ran towards the possessed muscle of the Eds.
"Wait!" Eddy shouted but surely enough Double D was running after him with the Thingamajig out. Eddy sighed. "Man… I'm gonna regret this…"
And like that all three fighters ran towards Ed.
Flapjack threw two of his hard candies at Ed. However when they hit him it didn't really to faze the boy due to his durability.
Eddy then tried to chuck a stink bomb at him but of course Ed being Ed didn't mind the stink.
Double D, who was now within his possessed friend's vicinity, pressed the button on the thingamajig letting the boxing glove get hurled out of it. However Ed was just able to dodge it, grabbed the wires connecting the boxing glove to the thingamajig and brought the boxing glove back to Double D, knocking him back.
Eddy and Flapjack both decided to send punches at Ed but the boy hardly felt anything. He then grabbed both boys and threw them back so that they landed with their downed friend.
Eddy got up and sighed. "There's just no stopping him…"
"We can find a way!" Flapjack insisted.
Ed was once again charging towards them.
Eddy and Double D however tried stood defiantly in the boy's path; once again Flapjack was nowhere to be seen. Just as Ed was upon them he was knocked on the back of his head with a candy cane causing the boy to hold his head in pain.
Double D then got an idea. He whispered the plan to Eddy who smirked at this. He was then handed something that he quickly hid. Double D then approached Flapjack and told him of his plan while Eddy kept Ed distracted.
Flapjack looked at him confused. "Are you sure this'll work?"
"Ed hates this." Double D explained. "If he's in there somewhere then this'll bring him out. I'm afraid it's all I have in mind, I'm almost positive that none of our attacks will be enough to trophify him so this is all I have."
"Alright." Flapjac agreed and Double D handed something to him.
"Now Eddy!"Double D shouted as Flapjack and Double D came at Ed from behind.
Eddy nodded and ran towards their possessed friend.
All three of them jumped on Ed and with their combined weight they were able to bring him down.
"Rah-ha!" Ed screamed as he squirmed underneath them.
The three of them then pulled out their own individual bars of…
SOAP!
"No!" Ed shouted in fear, his real voice coming through mixed with the demonic one that had been growling at them. "Not soap!"
And like that the three began scrubbing him, holding him down as he tried desperately to get out of their grasp.
After so much time of scrubbing the boy he finally broke free of their grasp. He stumbled however and was feeling weak.
Eddy not quite sure what to do, chucked the soap bar at the boy. Upon hitting the Ed he roared before finally being trophified.
The statue fell and bounced twice before finally staying still. The dark energy that was once flowing off of him rushed off of him and went elsewhere.
Eddy, Flapjack and Double D sighed.
"That was close." Flapjack commented as the three of them approached the trophy.
"Yeah, too close." Eddy agreed.
"At least it's over now." Double D commented, trying to remain optimistic.
They arrived at the trophy and Eddy gestured to Double D. "Care to do the honors Double D?"
"Why, I'd be glad to Eddy." Double D smiled before tapping the trophy stand of their friend.
The boy that appeared out of the flash of light had yellowed skin due to how dirty he was and had short black hair. Along with that he wore an oversized forest green jacket that was unzipped revealing a red and white stripped undershirt underneath; he also wore baggy blue jeans and black sneakers. He was a bit of dunderhead, but somehow he was a big ol' loveable oaf, he was the strongest of the Eds and Eddy's muscle, he was…
ED
"Hiya guys!" Ed smiled at his two friends.
"Ed!" Eddy and Double D smiled.
Ed then wrapped them in a big group hug, with the exception of Flapjack. "I really missed you guys!"
"We missed you too, Ed." Eddy smiled, but still trying to get out of the larger boy's grasp.
Double D smiled. "Please let go Ed, you're crushing us."
Ed then proceeded to let go of his two best friends and Flapjack giggled. That's when the largest Ed took notice of the young adventurer's presence. Ed gave the boy a warm smile as he made the following comment. "I like your shirt, mister!"
Flapjack laughed. "Thanks! Yours is good too!"
Ed lifted Flapjack and put the boy on top of his shoulders, his usual big goofy grin plastered on his face. "I like you, let's be best friends!"
"Hey…" Eddy and Double D commented.
Flapjack gave his signature laugh before smiling. "I like you too, Ed. I'm Flapjack and I can tell we'll be great friends."
"Yay!" Ed shouted. "Come on guys let's go look for more fun."
"Yay Edventure!" Flapjack shouted, using the phrase Eddy had used earlier.
"Well looks like we're all together again." Double D commented.
Eddy nodded as he grabbed Ed and Double D. "Ed, Edd n Eddy."
"Don't forget Flapjack!" Ed added.
And like that the three exited the room, talking and laughing as if nothing had happened and everything was normal and it wasn't strange for them to be in the Ruins.
Finally they exited the caves of the ruins to enter a completely cylindrical room made only of stone that went as high as the eyes could see, so high that at a certain point that only black could be seen.
Flapjack hopped off of Ed's shoulder and the three looked up in wonder.
Meanwhile in The Wilds:
Deep in the wilds a purple armored tank was rushing through at high speeds, connected at the back were rockets propelling it even faster through the desert.
On a ledge far away from the tank were Raimundo, Omi and Finn who were watching the purple tank soar through the wilds.
Raimundo looked at the other two as he was in the middle of them. "I don't know about you guys but I'm going after that."
"Raimundo, Master Fung has always told us never to charge into a battle with an unknown enemy. After all you need to watch before you jump."Omi scolded, the Brazilian warrior.
"What?" Raimundo asked, confused by the young water dragon's final statement.
"I think he means look before you leap?" Finn suggested.
"That makes no sense." Omi commented.
Raimundo rolled his eyes. "Whatever, besides the Fung-Man isn't here right now. So…"
Raimundo didn't finish his sentence as he jumped down off the cliff.
"Raimundo wait!" Omi cried out after him. But of course the Xiaolin Leader ignored the water dragon's plea.
Both Finn and Omi looked at each other after Raimundo jumped off the ledge.
"Should we go after him?" Omi asked.
Finn shrugged. "I guess going after the tank could be fun…"
"This quest is not about fun!" Omi insisted. "This quest is for us to find the source of these mysterious black holes!"
"Well later, Omi!" Finn laughed, clearly ignoring the reprimand that the Xiaolin Dragon of Water had just given him. He then jumped off the cliff.
Omi sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck with his hand. "Oh boy, why do I always have to train the rebellious ones?"
Omi then jumped off the cliff as well.
On the bottom Raimundo stood with a smirk with the Sword of the Storm drawn; just behind him was Finn with his own sword drawn and behind Finn was Omi with the shimo staff at his side.
The defiant pose was quickly defeated however when the first monster landed in front of them.
This monster was a new one; its giant body was black and spherical, almost looking like a bomb; just above its bomb like body was a wooden ring that almost looked like the collar of a shirt; above that was its tiny purple head; its arms are long wooden poles; on the wooden arms of course were its bladed hands; all of that was on four tiny wheels. This was a Greap.
"I've got this guys." Raimundo smirked.
He began spinning his sword before shouting "Sword of the Storm: Wind!" And like that the dragon of wind started blowing strong winds from the large sword, good thing that Omi and Finn stood behind him.
The Greap began rolling back on its tiny wheels due to the strong winds. Raimundo smirked as he intensified the air flow. The Greap however was clever and brought its two bladed limbs into the ground. Lucky for him the blades got lodged into the ground and kept the Greap in position.
Raimundo growled at this and increased the flow but the Greap still stood strong. Raimundo still annoyed threw his sword down so it stuck next to him in the ground. He then shouted three devastating words as he held out his open palms in the general direction of the Greap, "Shoku Astro: Wind!" And like that devastating winds came from his hands truly threatening the Greap's position however the Greap was able to stay in place, though it was having trouble.
Raimundo steamed. "Seriously! How'd it stay through all that?!"
"Silly Raimundo…" Omi patted his leader on the shoulder. "You are simply not as in tune with your element as you think you are."
"Come on Omi, it's not that bad…" Finn insisted.
Raimundo looked angrily at the younger monk, completely ignoring Finn. "I'd like to see you try!"
"But of course Raimundo!" Omi showed off a large grin.
He then pulled out the Orb of Tornami. "Orb of Tornami: Ice!"
And like that the clear orb shot out a short stream of water that landed on the ground around the Greap and instantly froze. This left a small field of ice around it.
"I don't get it?" Finn asked. "What's that supposed to do?"
"Just watch."Omi smirked.
The Greap then tried to move however his wheels slid.
"That's not killing it." Raimundo commented.
Omi then took out the Shimo staff. "Shim-"
"Uh… Omi, I don't think you're plan's going to work." Finn commented.
"Why would you say that?" Omi asked.
Finn then pointed to the Greap who was smashing the ice with its bladed hands.
Omi pouted at this.
"Sorry Omi, looks like both of you couldn't do it." Finn smirked. "Lucky for you, I'll take care of things the old fashioned way."
And like that Finn ran at the Greap that was now no longer in a field of ice and sent a slash at it. Dark energy escaped from the wound but it still remained standing as the hole in its body sealed up. The Greap then charged at Finn swinging both its arms in a circle but Finn easily was able to dodge when he jumped out of the monster's path. He then stabbed the Greap with his sword but once again it still remained standing. Finn quickly rolled away as the Greap sent another one of its bladed arms at him. Finn stabbed the monster one more time and the beast dissolved into dark energy.
Once Finn was finished he held up his sword triumphantly for a few seconds before ending his moment of triumph and returning to the two warriors. "See guys, that's how you do it. Sometimes you don't need the fancy powers to take out the bad guy, just some good old fashioned fisticuffs."
Raimundo scoffed. "I could've done that…"
"You're not warm things…" Omi announced and both of them looked at the boy strangely.
Raimundo thought for a few seconds before he snapped his fingers in realization. "I think he means hot stuff!"
"That to!" Omi announced.
"Alright bros, we've gotta go after that tank!" Finn announced as he ran off.
Omi and Raimundo followed after Finn and Omi whispered to Raimundo. "I still don't understand where we might have a family relation."
"I'll explain it to you later, Omi." Raimundo sighs really not wanting to explain it to the young monk right that second.
Finn was running ahead of them and out of nowhere hot bricks fell on the hat clad boy. "Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Man, that's not cool!"
Omi and Raimundo stopped and looked up to see that hovering up above them was a new monster. It had a metal head that was completely spherical in shape and made up of some sort of dull grey metal –maybe iron- only had two long red eyes painted on it but no mouth; the monster also had two mechanical arms which were holding a bucket under it which was festering with some sort of hot metal. It was a Buckot.
"Orb of Tornami: Water!" Omi shouted as he pulled out the orb. The orb then shot out a stream of water at the Buckot. When the water hit the mechanical beast steam immediately radiated off of it and the Buckot slightly wavered off its flight path.
Raimundo held out a single hand towards the Buckot and yawned. "Shoku Astro: Wind."
And like that a strong gust of wind shot out at the monster blowing it off course as well as tearing off some of its material including several nails and screws before it hit a cliff side and exploded.
Raimundo was about to make a remark towards Finn however Omi quickly interjected. "You have just been learned, Finn!"
"What…" Finn asks.
Raimundo rolled his eyes. "Schooled."
"That makes no sense." Omi inquired.
Raimundo ignored this before turning to Finn. "Guess cool dragon powers help every once in a while, huh?"
"I still prefer my way." Finn shrugged. "That thing just surprised me, if I was ready I would've been okay."
"Enough chitty chatty!" Omi scolded. "We must get to the armored tank!"
"I thought you didn't want to chase after the tank?" Finn asked.
"We must make haste so that we may investigate what horrible deeds the tank may be carrying out." Omi insisted and like that he ran off.
And like that the three were off and running towards where they had last seen the tank. On the way they were fighting off Primids (mostly scope and blade,) Ambulances, Buckots, Roaders and of course the occasional Roturret. You could see the trail of water, ice and broken robot parts in their wake but finally they made it.
Omi, Finn and Raimundo stood about twenty feet away from the tank waiting for something to happen. Each of them had their preferred weapons drawn: Omi with his Shimo Staff, Finn with his rusty sword and of course Raimundo with his Blade of the Nebula –clearly having thought that the Wudai Weapon would be much better than the Shen-Gong Wu due to the increased power.
Finally the tank began to shift and move, so much that dust even rose around it. In the end the tank finished its transformation to show a large robot in front of them. The robot was completely purple and was designed to look like a general complete with a hat, gloves and of course decorated with false metals. The most notable features however were the cannon that was once thought to be the only offensive piece of the tank was mounted on the robot's shoulder and that the two rockets that were increasing the tank's speed was now on the robot's back almost like a jetpack. The only facial features on the robot were a single round crimson eye on the right side along with a dark red painting of a scar going down the left side just below where the other eye would be. The stomach then opened up to show the controls, and controlling the robot was none other than a familiar general.
The general inside was wearing a completely purple outfit complete with a purple jacket, boots, hat and of course gloves, all of it was purple. He was a light skinned man and had a gray goatee, the most notable thing however was that one of his onyx eyes was completely devoid of a pupil and had a long scar running down his cheek. It was…
GENERAL SCAR
"You three have been following me for an awfully long time haven't you?" General Scar asked. "Why don't you children run along before I'm forced to do something we'll all regret…"
"Who is this guy?" Raimundo asked.
"Who am I?" General Scar laughed. "Oh good one, surely you children must know!"
"Nope." Finn answered.
"I am an original Cartoon Network character." The General insisted.
"So am I." Finn blankly responded. "But I still don't know who you are."
General Scar growled. "I was on two shows! Not just a main character of Evil Con Crain but I was also on the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy as both a recurring character and even was one of the main characters in Underfist."
"Fascinating." Omi agreed, clearly interested in what the General.
"No it's not." Raimundo whispered.
"I was just trying to be friendly, to a the man." Omi shrugged.
General Scar fumed. "You three are nothing but a ragtag group of stupid characters from a stupid new show that kills the brain cells of thousands nowadays and non original programming from a Saturday morning children's network that only later had a spinoff that moved to Disney XD! You're all an insult to our channel."
"What does it matter?" Finn asked, clearly not caring what General Scar had to say.
"I will have a pleasure destroying all of you." General Scar laughed.
Omi growled and shook his fist at the little man inside the giant robot. "Most dishonorable general-"
"My name is General Scar!" The General shouted. "I mean honestly you people, look up and respect your elders!"
"I am most sincerely sorry then." Omi bowed before shaking his fist again. "But General Scar, prepare for a most humiliating defeat!"
"Yeah man!" Finn agreed.
General Scar smirked. "To get to me you'll have to defeat my Battlebot."
Raimundo scoffed as the opening that revealed General Scar was closing. "Piece of cake… Wind!"
Raimundo blew a blast of wind at the battlebot just as it was about to close. However by the time the blast reached the battlebot the opening was already closed. It did nothing to deter the giant robot as it remained standing still and didn't move a muscle.
General Scar laughed from within the robot. "Is that all you've got? Despicable."
The robot then clenched both of its fists and looked down at three warriors before him. Omi, Raimundo and Finn held out their preferred weapons threateningly.
And then the battle began. General Scar immediately sent down one of the giant mechanical fists at them.
Raimundo ran out of the way while Omi and Finn each did a back flip and landed on the robots fist. The two looked at each other before they nodded and began to run up the robots arm. Finn decided to go for the head and began to stab the robots forehead where as Omi jumped off the shoulder and began his decent.
"Shimo Staff!" The young boy shouted as he fell. And just like that the tiny little cylinder turned into a long blade. Omi was just about to strike the cockpit where he knew the general was situated when he was slapped out of the air by one of the giant mechanical hands.
Where Finn was stabbing the head of the giant machine he was immediately grabbed by one of the mechanical hands. Finn desperately tried to get out of the robot's giant hand but to no avail. It had an iron grip.
"A little help here?" The hero of Ooo asked, hoping for the assistance of his teammates.
Raimundo however took flight and the robot was using his free hand to try and swat the wind dragon out of the skies.
General Scar growled. "Come here you insolent-"
"Crest of the Condor! Blade of the Nebula!" The young warrior shouted in response.
He then used the sword to strike the robot in the chest. It also sent a blast of wind out that pushed it back.
The robot did not fall however and it still had Finn it's Grasp.
"Orb of Tornami!" Omi shouted and fired a blast of water at the hand that had Finn in it's grasp, however nothing happened.
"Not helping dude!" Finn shouted.
"I'm doing my best!" Omi shouted back in response.
"Just throw your sword or something!" Finn shouted.
Omi thought it over and finally nodded. "Okay."
"Shimo Staff!" He shouted as he threw the weapon.
As the weapon was in the air it quickly shifted into a mace and was able to puncture the robot's hand.
"Ah!" General Scar shouted out as the hand sparked and he was forced to loosen his grasp on the teen. That's all Finn needed to wiggle himself free.
"Yeah!" Finn shouted as he dislodged the glass like mace and smashed it into the arm once more for good measure, before throwing it back to Omi. Of course the staff turned back into its original form before the dragon of water expertly caught it.
Finn then pulled his own sword out of the robot's arm and took a slash at the fist before jumping off of it.
General Scar let out a roar before the robot jumped high into the air using its rockets and attempted to stomp on Omi and Finn.
Finn was able to get away but Omi was a little too slow.
"Shoku Astro: Wind!" Raimundo shouted just as the robot was about to squash the young monk. The blast of wind slightly knocked the robot off course and Omi was just able to get away.
Finn then decided to begin working on the robots legs and made many stabs and slashes at its lower limbs.
Omi then decided to take out the Orb of Tornami. "Orb of Tornami: Ice!"
The robot hands then froze immediately after being hit with the blasts of water.
Raimundo who was still flying around, flew over to the frozen limbs and stabbed them with the Blade of The Nebula. This only broke the ice and did little damage to the hands.
The robot attempted to grab the Xiaolin Leader but he was too fast.
Quickly the three regrouped.
General Scar growled. "And to think, I was going easy on you three. But no matter, this will surely stop you."
The cannon on the robot's shoulder then fired a single missile that aimed at the three of them.
Omi and Finn jumped out of the way but Raimundo stood perfectly still and only held out a single hand.
"Wind." He whispered. The missile then was ever so gently redirected and struck the stomach of the robot. The protective layer broke off revealing and angered general scar.
"Seriously?! Seriously?! You little brats! How dare you ruin my precious robot!"
Raimundo smirked and regrouped with Omi and Finn. The former of the two just finished explaining a plan to the latter who eagerly agreed.
"Raimundo, I will require your assistance for the next attack."
"Sure." The Brazilian nodded. "What'll I need to do?"
Omi gave the older boy a small smile. "Trust me, you'll know."
"Let's do this!" Finn eagerly shouted, taking out his sword eagerly.
"Right." Omi agreed.
"Wudai Neptune: Water!" The young monk shouted.
And like that water spontaneously appeared from nowhere and began to surround Finn. Despite the young warriors fear of the ocean he was able to trust the dragon of water and gave him a thumbs up.
Omi then willed the water towards the battlebot with Finn inside. Finn had his sword out and was pointing towards the giant robot.
Raimundo got the picture and held out his own hand. "Shoku Astro: Wind!"
And like that the speed of the young warrior was increased. Finn desperately wanted to let out a battlecry but knew it would be stupid to do so since he was technically underwater and needed to hold his breath. However you could see the giant grin on the boys face as he was used as he was used as a human bullet.
"AH!" General scar shouted and held out the robots hands in front of it defensively.
This didn't stop the hero as he flew straight through both hands. The boy was just about to strike General Scar.
However Raimundo sneezed at the worst possible moment and veered them off course, so instead of striking the general it got the robot's hat causing it to fall off.
The force of the blow was just enough to send the robot tumbling backwards as Finn just flipped off of it. The robot then fell off of the cliff that was nearby.
Omi, Finn and Raimundo ran to the Cliffside just to see the battlebot fall and land on the entrance to the Ruins, where Kevin's trophy was still lying. However the tiles that were there crumbled under the robots weight and fell into the darkness below.
The Ruined Hall:
The Eds and Flapjack had been trying to find a way out of the ruins but to no avail.
"There has to be a way out of here!" Eddy shouted.
"Don't worry, friend." Flapjack insisted. "I'm sure we'll find it soon."
"Flapjack's right." Double D agreed with the child.
"Doors do not open for grumpy sacks like you, Eddy!" Ed scolded.
Eddy sighed. "Alright! Alright! I'll try to-"
The boy was interrupted as a loud rumbling above them.
"What was that?" Flapjack asked.
The question was quickly answered as the battlebot quickly tumbled down into the hole in the Ruins along with the bricks.
"The Space Bandits have returned!" Ed shouted in fear.
The robot landed and the force of the blow made them fall back on their butts. This also caused a large cloud of dust to rise around them.
As the dust cleared the robot got up and slammed it's fist down. The Ed's and Flapjack as it rose to its full height and General Scar roared from within.
"Good Lord!" Double D shouted.
"Ed, Edd and Eddy?" General Scar asked. "At least you three are presentable, but no matter I will destroy you!"
"Do something Double D!" Ed shouted, clearly scared of the
"No worries Monobrow," Eddy insisted. "We've got this."
"Yeah, we can do this!" Flapjack eagerly agreed.
Flapjack took out his giant candy cane while Eddy held out his El Mongo Stink Bomb, Double D held out his magnifying glass and Ed just tried to make an epic pose. All of them looked at the general defiantly and immediately the rematch between General Scar and practically anyone who he encountered began.
Immediately Eddy threw his stink bomb at the General's robot and it landed in the cockpit with him before immediately going off.
"Good heavens!" The general yelled in disgust. "Gah! That is putrid odor is repulsive!"
"Go Monobrow!" Eddy shouted.
Ed nodded before letting out a battle cry and charging towards the battlebot, ready to do a head butt. The largest Ed successfully hit the foot of the robot actually pushing it back.
Double D, who had somehow climbed the battlebot, was now on top of its now bald head. He then pressed a button on the Thingamajig and out popped an anvil which fell through the robot and came out of the chin. The robot sparked for some time but remained intact.
General Scar growled. "Get off me, you fool!" He then picked up the intelligent Ed and threw him into Eddy.
Flapjack decided to throw one of his hard candies out at the battlebot however the robot caught the candy and crushed it in its hands.
The battlebot then stood up straight in front of all of them before falling down. The Ed's and Flapjack were crushed.
At least they would have been if it had not been for Ed's massive strength holding up the massive robot.
Ed coughed and sputtered as he desperately tried to hold the giant robot up. "Go, run quickly!"
Double D and Eddy nodded before running away however Flapjack stayed.
"But what about you, Ed?" Flapjack asked the largest Ed.
"Come on Flappy!" Eddy shouted as he grabbed the boy's arm and brought him out from under the robot.
"All clear Ed!" Eddy shouted.
And just then Ed, who was still struggling, managed to edge his shuffle his way out from underneath the robot. The robot fell to the ground.
The robot got up and the General was angered to see the four fighters still there. However the general smirked before he spoke. "This is a move you shall appreciate Eddward."
"What?" Double D asked.
And then the robot began to spin on one foot, it began to spin faster and faster and soon everyone was spinning around the robot in the air.
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" Flapjack shouted.
"Ah-ha-ha!" Double D shouted.
Eddy pouted and had his arms crossed as he span.
"Wee!" Ed laughed, holding his hands up in the air as if he was on a rollercoaster.
Eddy however got an idea and wait for him to spin past Ed. When he finally did get towards the biggest Ed he then kicked him towards the battlebot and it ended up causing the battlebot to fall forward.
The spinning also stopped and this caused everyone to fall to the ground.
The battlebot quickly got up but it was clearly sparking and was on critical meltdown, clearly it wasn't going to last much longer.
Double D then looked up at the sun that was shinning down and that's when he got an idea. "I have to get atop that robots cranium somehow."
Ed nodded and grabbed his friend. "Okay Double D."
"Wait, Ed? What are you doing?" He shouted before he was finally thrown by Ed.
Luckily he landed on the robot's head and that's when he got to work. He took out his magnifying glass and aimed carefully. Before long a single beam of light came from his magnifying glass and soon the head began to get red hot.
"That's it!" General Scar shouted as he gestured the battlebot to grab Eddy and Flapjack. "Battlebot initiate self destruct sequence. Subspace Contingency, please."
Just then a subspace bomb popped out of the top of its head causing him to fall off. All the fighters gasped as General Scar laughed as the countdown started.
Ed quickly grabbed Double D's discarded label gun and fired a label at General Scar. Surprisingly that trophified him and the trophy fell but not before pressing one of the buttons on the control panel.
The robot then blasted off in the air.
"Eddy!" Double D gasped.
"Flapjack!" Ed shouted.
The robot quickly shot out of the ruins leaving Eddy unconscious. Flapjack was forced to watch as he was completely horrified.
Down below Ed and Double D ran out of the Ruins to watch in horror as Eddy and Flapjack ascended into the heavens.
Flapjack needed to do something, he had to otherwise he and Eddy would be toast. He was too constricted to take out any weapons and Eddy didn't look like he was going to wake up any time soon. Without thinking, Flapjack decided to bite the robot's hand. To his surprise the grip on the robot loosened and with his feet he was able to completely open the robot's palm allowing them to fall out.
Just as they fell out the subspace bomb detonated and the black hole started to grow bigger and bigger.
Flapjack and Eddy were falling, already reaching terminal velocity. Flapjack didn't know what to do, clearly it was a lose-lose situation. If they fell and hit the ground they would be doomed; but if they were too slow, the black hole would engulf them and they would be doomed. Seeing as this was this was the end Flapjack fell towards the still unconscious Eddy and hugged him. The two fell together and it all seemed to be over.
"Wind!" A voice shouted out of nowhere.
However it didn't seem to matter as the gravel below them rose as they seemed to make the dreadful impact.
Flying out of the risen rubble was Raimundo and in each of his hands was…
Eddy and Flapjack!
He had saved them!
The three then flew off and were rescued by the Xiaolin Leader as the black hole sucked in the trophy of Kevin.
Later, at the foot of the Mountain:
Double D, Ed, Finn, Omi and Raimundo stood around Eddy and Flapjack all relieved that they were safe. The seven of them -excluding Eddy as he had just woken up- had been idly chatting for some time.
Flapjack was looking down at a panting Eddy who had just woken up.
Flapjack smiled and held out his hand towards the chief scammer.
Eddy returned Flapjack's smile and shook his hand.
"You saved me, Flapjack." Eddy said.
Flapjack shook his head disbelievingly "I didn't save you, Raimundo did."
Raimundo laughed. "Are you kidding? If it weren't for you getting out I wouldn't have been able to catch you!"
"That sounds like saving to me." Eddy grinned.
"Yes, I agree." Double D agreed.
"I could've done better…" Omi grumbled. He was quickly elbowed by Finn.
Finn nodded. "You're a real hero dude."
Eddy shook his head. "Not a hero. But an Ed."
"Huh?" Flapjack asked.
"You're an honorary Ed now, Flapjack."
Double D looked surprised. Even when Eddy took Jimmy under his wing the young boy hadn't reached that status. It warmed his heart.
"Thank you friend!" Eddy said hugging the executive scammer.
Normally Eddy wouldn't accept a hug but seeing as how happy the young boy was he accepted it.
And that temporarily ends the story of the Eds, Flapjack and the Xiaolin Warriors.
Double D Joined your team…
Ed Joined your team!
Longest chapter so far. I really enjoyed the ending there, Eddy and Ed being big brother figures to Flapjack it was nice. Especially with Ed. As for Raimundo, Omi and Finn? Um you'll see more of Finn pretty soon but don't expect much from Raimundo and Omi until the Great Maze chapters. By the way, I've estimated that this fic is going to be 19 or 20 chapters with 1-5 bonus chapters. I hope to finish the fic by the end of the year. I hope so… Anyways, next chapter we have one new character and that's gonna be Falco. I'm not gonna give any sort of hint towards who it will be cuz that's kinda obvious. So, take a guess in the reviews. Also does anyone have an idea for who/what I should make Duon? If you have an idea PM me.
So yeah, read and review!
ChrisMclean=Announcer/Extra
Gwen Tennyson=Zelda
Blossom=Princess Peach
Ben Tennyson= Mario
Chowder=Kirby
Brock=Judge/Extra
Aelita Scheffer=Pit
Ancient Minister/?=Ancient Minister/R.O.B.
Kevin (EEnE)=Wario
Sweet Revenge (Sticky Beard's ship)=Halberd
Space Ghost=Extra
Franz Hopper=Paletuna
Jake Spidermonkey=Donkey Kong
Adam Lion=Diddy Kong
Mojo Jojo=Bowser
Numbuh 1/Nigel Uno=Fox McCloud
Flapjack=Lucas
Mr. Smoothie= Porky Statue
Johnny Test=Ness
Eugene/ Bling Bling Boy= Porky
The Eds=Pokémon Trainer (Eddy=Squirtle, Double D= Ivysaur and Ed=Charizard)
Omi=Marth
Finn the Human=Meta Knight
Raimundo=Ike
Kevin E. Levin=Luigi
Jack Spicer=King DeDeDe
Samurai Jack=Link
Jake the Dog=Yoshi
Juniper Lee= Samus
Pikachu= Ash's Pikachu
Vilgax= Ganondorf
Chase Young= Master Hand
General Scar and his battlebot- Galleom
Aliens Ben has used: Echo-Echo, Swampfire, Ultimate Swampfire, Fasttrack, Rath, Wildvine, Jetray, AmpFibian, Diamondhead, Cannonbolt, Ultimate Cannonbolt and Fourarms.
Current Shows represented: Total Drama (Island/Action/World Tour/Revenge of The Island/Allstars), Ben 10 (Classic/Alien Force/Ultimate Alien), Powerpuff Girls, Chowder, Pokémon (Everything till the end of the Sinoh stuff), Code Lyoko (Classic only), Kids Next Door, ?, Ed Edd n Eddy, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, My Gympartner's a Monkey, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Johnny Test, Xiaolin Showdown (only the original), Adventure Time With Finn and Jake, Samurai Jack, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Evil Con Crane and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
